Chapter 5: The Tale of Queen Kim and Sir Blaine
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Scene 10
Old Man: [laughs like a looney]
Kim: And this weird guy of whom you speak, he has seen the Lorka?
Old Man: [more weird laughing]
Kim: Where does he live?
Old Man: [more weird laughing]
Kim: Old Man, where does he live?
Old Man: [finishes his laughing]. He knows of a cave, a cave which no Man has entered.
Kim: And the Lorka. The Lorka is there?
Old Man: There is much danger, for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Disco Music, which no Man has ever crossed.
Kim: But the Lorka! Where is the Lorka?!
Old Man: Seek you the Bridge of Death.
Kim: The Bridge of Death, which leads to the Lorka?
Old Man: [I think you know . . .]
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Scene 11
[spooky music]
[music stops]
Head Knight of Shore: Hey Bu-uddy!!
Knights of Shore: Hey Bu-uddy!! Hey Bu-uddy!!
Kim: Who are you?
Head Knight: We are the Knights of Shore!
Random: Hey Bu-uddy!!
Kim: No! Not the Knights of Shore!
Head Knight: The same!
Blaine: Who are they?
Head Knight: We are big-time Pauly Shore fans, so we go around saying 'Hey Bu-uddy!"
Kim: Those who hang around them seldom live to tell the tale!
Head Knight: The Knights of Shore demand a sacrifice!
Kim: Knights of Shore, we are but simple students who seek the weird guy who lives behind the school.
Head Knight: Hey Bu-uddy!!
Knights of Shore: Hey Bu-uddy!! Hey Bu-uddy!! Hey Bu-uddy!!
Kim: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
Head Knight: We shall say 'Hey Bu-uddy' again to you if you do not do what we want.
Kim: Well, what is it you want?
Head Knight: We want... a shrubbery!
[dramatic chord]
Kim: A what?
Knights of Shore: Hey Bu-uddy!! Hey Bu-uddy!! Hey Bu-uddy!!
Kim and Party: Ow! Oh!
Kim: Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Head Knight: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this hall... alive.
Kim: O Knights of Shore, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Head Knight: One that looks nice.
Kim: Of course.
Head Knight: And not too expensive.
Kim: Yes.
Head Knight: Now... go!
We've hit the half way mark! 5 more chapters to go!