Disclaimer(my bad, I forgot to write one) I do not own Inuyasha, but this Inu-gang belongs to mmmmmmmeeeeeeee! so ha!

R.B-Mir:" Welcome to chapter two! Miroku gets a girlfriend!"

Everyone:" That's not what the title says!"

J.S-San:" Are we allowed to kill off characters?"

P.H-Inu: Sweat drop, looking at Kagome...

R.B-Mir:" Sango, why are you looking at me like that?"

Rin:" Yea! I just rewrote chapter two!"

Everyone:" What?!"

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Chapter 2: Rin's New Friends ^-^

Inuyasha wakes up in Kagome's bed, wandering what he was doing there . He looked over to see Kagome typing away frantically on her lab top, looking for something.

Inu:" How'd I get here? I knew it! You poisoned me or something...."

Kag:" Inuyasha-Chan, you don't remember how you got here?"

Inuyasha being confused, "uh no...?" Kagome fell onto the ground, gasping for air. "Help me Kagome, help me I'm going to die!" She mocked him, "Remember now?"

Inu:" Feh! I didn't do that! "

Kag:" Yeah you did!"

Inu:" Whatever, But I wish you didn't have to bring it up." Right when Inuyasha mentioned the word "wish", She remembered about how her wish somehow came true. Kagome began to cry.

Inu:" Kagome-Chan, what's wrong?"

Kag:" When I went home I wish that something really bad happened to you..."

At that moment Inuyasha realized that Kagome really did care about him, but he wasn't about to let her know what he was really feeling. "You baka! I wasn't like this because of you, I faked an argument so that you wouldn't catch whatever I have."

Kag:" Inuyasha, I'm looking for a cure right now. This illness isn't contagious, just fatal."

Inu:" Wwhhhaat!? I'm too youn-cute to die! Now I know you poisoned me!"

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Meanwhile, Sesshomaru, Rin, and Jaken are walking through the forest.

Jak:" You irking girl go away!"

Rin:" Talk to the hand!"

Sess:" Walk faster, were in a hurry."

Rin starts walking really fast," Yes Sesshomaru-sama!

Jaken is trailing far behind, "Go and ditch me, see if I care!"

Rin:" Hey look!" She runs ahead.

Shi:" Kilala, these berries look good." He turns around.

Rin, almost out of breath, "Shippo-Chan!" She hugs him tightly.

Shi:" Hi Rin-What? Wait If Rin is here, then that must mean..."

Sesshomaru comes out of nowhere.

Shi:" Aaahhh!" takes a deep breath, "Aaahhh! It's Sesshomaru!"

Sess:" Aren't you two the ones who follow the hanyou around?"

Shi: nods his head out of fright.

Sess:" Where is he?"

Shi:" We seriously don't know, he ran off again, and we're kind of lost." Sesshomaru begins to draw his Tokijin, but Rin stops him.

Rin:" Sesshomaru-sama, please don't kill them. They're my friends!" Sesshomaru sighs, "ok, we'll spare them."

Rin:" yyyaaayyy!" She deeply bows." Domo-arigato!"

Shi:" Thank god."

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Sango ditched Miroku, and went to a hot spring.

San:" If Miroku finds me here, I'll kill him. He's beginning to get really annoying."

Miroku pops out of a bush behind her." Oh now I'm annoying too!?"

Everyone:" Here we go again!"

San:" You ecchi!" She was about to slap him, but then...

Miroku with an evil smile," If I were you, I wouldn't do that!" he pulls out Sango's clothes." Do What I say, and I'll give'em back. Make my fantasies come true Sango...."

San:" You bastard, Kilala, get him!" No one responds." Kiki-kilala?"

Mir:" Mwahahahahah! Nothing can stop me now!"

Sango screams," Aaahhh! Naraku!"

Miroku turns around," Don't worry Sango, I'll save you!"

San:" No thanks I think I can save myself," She snatches her clothes back, and puts a towel on.

Miroku:" Hey you tricked me! Don't I at least get something for trying?" +++SLAP+++

Mir:" Ooowww..."

+++End Chapter two+++

S.M.K-Kag: "Will Inuyasha ever stop nagging Kagome, will Jaken ever become useful, will Sesshomaru ever use his Tokijin, and will Miroku ever get a girlfriend?"

M.F.L-Koharu:" Hi Miroku..."

R.B-Mir:" Why'd you guys let Meifonn be Koharu, she's scary."

M.F.L-Koh:" Hey, that's not true! I'm very prettiful..."

J.S-San:" Ha! How does it feel to have a dose of your own medicine?!"

D.V-Sess:" Okay..."

Rin:" Yay!"

O.T-Jaken" ......"

Everyone:" Haha! HEY LOOK, ONLEI'S JAKEN!"

O.T-Jaken:" Not funny-k! Everyone took the good parts."

+++Here's what really happened+++

S.M.K-Kag:" Who votes Onlei to be Jaken?" Everyone except P.H-Inuyasha raises their hands.

P.H-Inu:" What's an Onlei? Is it like an omelet or something?"

J.S-Sango:" It's a scary short midget who eat Hanyous for lunch."

P.H-Inu::" Aaahhh!"

Everyone:" Sango!"

J.S-Sango:" Fine, she's just another one of our annoying friends, VERY annoying..."

S.M.K-Kag:" Just raise your hand!" He raises his hand, THEN Onlei comes in...