Brawn- I AM GENGIS KHAN PREPARE THE WAY FOR MY MONGOL HOARDE!!!
Batman- Are you quite done?
Brawn- yeah, sorry bout that, just get these crazy urges.
Batman- whatever...
Brawn- *jumps on Batman and slits his throat* SACRIFICE TO THE GREAT CHEESE
Me- whatever happened to good old family television?
Disclaimer- I HATE MONKEYS!!!!
I really do...
Chpt 1 The Great Quest Bobby woke up and stretched. It was going to be a great day he could tell. The sun was shining, the birds singing. He got up humming the batman theme song to himself. He quickly showered slipping on the soap and bumping his head on the rubber ducky left carelessly on the ceiling. He cursed the evil monkey gods that had put it there. Maybe this day wasn't going to be as good as he thought it would be.
He quickly reconsidered as the duckling broke and inside was a twenty- dollar bill. He did a minute worth of heavy air guitar before getting out of the shower. He searched through his closet until he found his favorite pair of socks. Yeah the ones with batman on them. He shoved them on and grabbed his blue shirt that went with green. He never wore green but that was beside the point.
The scream could be heard throughout the mansion. Shattering windows and making eardrums bleed. It put Siren to shame. It put one of those really cool air horns that you can get at a baseball game for like five bucks. You know the really loud ones that always make the people ahead of you turn around and give you the evil eye. Yeah those ones, man I love those things. Oh yeah, sry bout that back to bobby.
Bobby ran screaming through the hallways of the Xavier Institute for gifted youngsters. Slowly the other students awoke and opened their doors to see the ice king running manically through the halls. Most just went back to bed or threw stuff at him, exchanging high fives if they scored a hit. It wasn't so strange that Icepick was running around at three in the morning, but he wasn't wearing any pants.
This of course didn't go well with some of the other guys, they saw it as an attempt to show them up. So Ray, Roberto and Jamie (well I already typed and, and im to lazy to just erase it!) stripped off their pants and began to run around as well. Jamie being the idiot he was kept tripping and in turn made about 20 copies. Now imagine seeing twenty copies of a twelve year old running around without pants on? Well as far as Bobby was concerned this was the best thing that could've happened.
It turns out that a band of traveling gypsy pixie gnomes had stolen his pants. They had told him so in a very precise and grammatically correct letter. He was at first shocked that he had been able to read the letter but then realized that he didn't have any pants. So he began to run around the institute screaming about evil gypsy pixie gnomes. He currently on the ground pissing himself with laughter. The jamies appearing to think that bobby was once again trying to out do them all pissed there pants too.
The only sane one was Kurt who had somehow managed to hear what bobby had said about gypsy pixie gnomes and immediately donned a cooking pot and grabbed a spoon. He grabbed booby arm and teleported them to a room boby had never seen before. "WHERE AM I!!!!!!!" Kurt calmly picked up a hairbrush and began to run off some number into it. "Ve've got a code blue svorrow here!" He apparently was satisfied with the brushes response because he set it down and began to pace.
"CRAZY BLUE ELF, WHERE ARE WE!!!!" BOBBY SCREAMED
Kurt replied," in a top secret lab, vere I work to destroy the evil gypsy pixie gnomes." He spat there name with a air of disgust, "now it is time that ve get to vork.
Batman- Are you quite done?
Brawn- yeah, sorry bout that, just get these crazy urges.
Batman- whatever...
Brawn- *jumps on Batman and slits his throat* SACRIFICE TO THE GREAT CHEESE
Me- whatever happened to good old family television?
Disclaimer- I HATE MONKEYS!!!!
I really do...
Chpt 1 The Great Quest Bobby woke up and stretched. It was going to be a great day he could tell. The sun was shining, the birds singing. He got up humming the batman theme song to himself. He quickly showered slipping on the soap and bumping his head on the rubber ducky left carelessly on the ceiling. He cursed the evil monkey gods that had put it there. Maybe this day wasn't going to be as good as he thought it would be.
He quickly reconsidered as the duckling broke and inside was a twenty- dollar bill. He did a minute worth of heavy air guitar before getting out of the shower. He searched through his closet until he found his favorite pair of socks. Yeah the ones with batman on them. He shoved them on and grabbed his blue shirt that went with green. He never wore green but that was beside the point.
The scream could be heard throughout the mansion. Shattering windows and making eardrums bleed. It put Siren to shame. It put one of those really cool air horns that you can get at a baseball game for like five bucks. You know the really loud ones that always make the people ahead of you turn around and give you the evil eye. Yeah those ones, man I love those things. Oh yeah, sry bout that back to bobby.
Bobby ran screaming through the hallways of the Xavier Institute for gifted youngsters. Slowly the other students awoke and opened their doors to see the ice king running manically through the halls. Most just went back to bed or threw stuff at him, exchanging high fives if they scored a hit. It wasn't so strange that Icepick was running around at three in the morning, but he wasn't wearing any pants.
This of course didn't go well with some of the other guys, they saw it as an attempt to show them up. So Ray, Roberto and Jamie (well I already typed and, and im to lazy to just erase it!) stripped off their pants and began to run around as well. Jamie being the idiot he was kept tripping and in turn made about 20 copies. Now imagine seeing twenty copies of a twelve year old running around without pants on? Well as far as Bobby was concerned this was the best thing that could've happened.
It turns out that a band of traveling gypsy pixie gnomes had stolen his pants. They had told him so in a very precise and grammatically correct letter. He was at first shocked that he had been able to read the letter but then realized that he didn't have any pants. So he began to run around the institute screaming about evil gypsy pixie gnomes. He currently on the ground pissing himself with laughter. The jamies appearing to think that bobby was once again trying to out do them all pissed there pants too.
The only sane one was Kurt who had somehow managed to hear what bobby had said about gypsy pixie gnomes and immediately donned a cooking pot and grabbed a spoon. He grabbed booby arm and teleported them to a room boby had never seen before. "WHERE AM I!!!!!!!" Kurt calmly picked up a hairbrush and began to run off some number into it. "Ve've got a code blue svorrow here!" He apparently was satisfied with the brushes response because he set it down and began to pace.
"CRAZY BLUE ELF, WHERE ARE WE!!!!" BOBBY SCREAMED
Kurt replied," in a top secret lab, vere I work to destroy the evil gypsy pixie gnomes." He spat there name with a air of disgust, "now it is time that ve get to vork.