AN: This is regrettably my last chapter. I had a blast writing it, and I hope you had a blast reading it. However, I have fallen in love with this idea and will hopefully take it into other categories (for instance, watch for Sleeping Beauty JAG style!)

And now, without further ado, Chapter 10: More Bad French Accents, or, The End

Mewberries: I, too, am mourning the loss of Lady Monique. But that's what happens when you assign characters to already existing roles.

Scene 22 ***Now on the other side of the Bridge, Kim and Blaine are searching for Ron.

Kim: Ron! Ron! Ron!

Blaine: Ron! Ron!

Kim: Ron!

[Police radio sounds as police officers arrest Ron.]

Kim: Ron!

Blaine: Ron! Ron!

[angels sing] [singing stops] [ethereal music]

Kim: The Castle Aaaagh. Our quest is at an end! What the heck? [twong] [baaaa] Aack!

[thud]

Shego: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Missie Kim Queen, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we villains outwit you a second time!

Kim: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which Wade has guided us!

Shego: How do you say, 'I one more time unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out- clever us villain folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! Hooked on Phonics didn't work for you, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters!

Kim: In the name of all that is good in Sweden, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!

Shego: No chance, hero bed-wetting types. I bite my thumb {AN: I gotta read less Shakespeare!} at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's windshields!

Kim: If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force! In the name of Carmen Sandiego and the glory of our-- [a flower pot drops from above and lands on Kim's head – don't worry, she's wearing her helmet]

Shego: [laughing]

Kim: Agh. Right! That settles it!

Shego: Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we will fire our lasers at you and use your ashes as fertilizer already! Ha ha haaa ha!

Kim: Walk away. Just ignore them.

Shego: And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy hero k-nnniggets! Thpppt!

Drakken and Shego: [taunting]

***A while later, Kim and Blaine have assembled a large group of students.

Kim: We shall attack at once!

Blaine: Good idea!

Kim: Stand by for attack! [exciting music] [music stops] [silence] Drakken! Shego!

Drakken and Shego: [taunting] ...Dappy!...

Kim: Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avenged. In the name of Carmen Sandiego,...

Drakken and Shego: Hoo hoo! Ohh, ha ha ha ha ha!...

Kim: ...we shall not stop our fight till both of you lie dead and the Edi Lorka returns to those whom Wade has chosen!

Drakken and Shego: ...Ha ha ha!...

Kim: Charge!

Army of Students: Hooray!

[police Siren]

Chelsea: Yes, they're the ones. I'm sure.

Inspector: Come on. Anybody armed must go, too.

Officer #1: All right. Come on. Back.

Chelsea: Get that one.

Officer #1: Back. Right away. Just... pull it off. Come on. Come along.

Inspector: Put this Man in the van.

Officer #1: Clear off. Come on.

Blaine: With whom?

Inspector: Which one?

Officer #1: Oh-- this one.

Inspector: Come on. Put him in the van.

Random: Ahh. [squeak] Ooh.

Officer #1: Come on. Back. Riiight back. Come on!

Officer #2: Run along! Run along!

Officer #1: Pull that off. My, that's an offensive weapon, that is.

Officer #2: Come on. Back with 'em. Back. Right. Come along.

Inspector: Everything?

[squeak]

Officer #1: [to Madelynne] All right, miss. That's enough. Just pack that in. I'm going to have to take that computer as evidence.

Madelynne: Dumme Bulle! {AN: German for "Stupid cop!" But never call a German police officer a "Bulle"!}

THE END