AN: This is regrettably my last chapter. I had a blast writing it, and I hope you had a blast reading it. However, I have fallen in love with this idea and will hopefully take it into other categories (for instance, watch for Sleeping Beauty JAG style!)
And now, without further ado, Chapter 10: More Bad French Accents, or, The End
Mewberries: I, too, am mourning the loss of Lady Monique. But that's what happens when you assign characters to already existing roles.
Scene 22 ***Now on the other side of the Bridge, Kim and Blaine are searching for Ron.
Kim: Ron! Ron! Ron!
Blaine: Ron! Ron!
Kim: Ron!
[Police radio sounds as police officers arrest Ron.]
Kim: Ron!
Blaine: Ron! Ron!
[angels sing] [singing stops] [ethereal music]
Kim: The Castle Aaaagh. Our quest is at an end! What the heck? [twong] [baaaa] Aack!
[thud]
Shego: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Missie Kim Queen, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we villains outwit you a second time!
Kim: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which Wade has guided us!
Shego: How do you say, 'I one more time unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out- clever us villain folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! Hooked on Phonics didn't work for you, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters!
Kim: In the name of all that is good in Sweden, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!
Shego: No chance, hero bed-wetting types. I bite my thumb {AN: I gotta read less Shakespeare!} at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's windshields!
Kim: If you do not open this door, we shall take this castle by force! In the name of Carmen Sandiego and the glory of our-- [a flower pot drops from above and lands on Kim's head – don't worry, she's wearing her helmet]
Shego: [laughing]
Kim: Agh. Right! That settles it!
Shego: Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we will fire our lasers at you and use your ashes as fertilizer already! Ha ha haaa ha!
Kim: Walk away. Just ignore them.
Shego: And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy hero k-nnniggets! Thpppt!
Drakken and Shego: [taunting]
***A while later, Kim and Blaine have assembled a large group of students.
Kim: We shall attack at once!
Blaine: Good idea!
Kim: Stand by for attack! [exciting music] [music stops] [silence] Drakken! Shego!
Drakken and Shego: [taunting] ...Dappy!...
Kim: Today the blood of many a valiant knight shall be avenged. In the name of Carmen Sandiego,...
Drakken and Shego: Hoo hoo! Ohh, ha ha ha ha ha!...
Kim: ...we shall not stop our fight till both of you lie dead and the Edi Lorka returns to those whom Wade has chosen!
Drakken and Shego: ...Ha ha ha!...
Kim: Charge!
Army of Students: Hooray!
[police Siren]
Chelsea: Yes, they're the ones. I'm sure.
Inspector: Come on. Anybody armed must go, too.
Officer #1: All right. Come on. Back.
Chelsea: Get that one.
Officer #1: Back. Right away. Just... pull it off. Come on. Come along.
Inspector: Put this Man in the van.
Officer #1: Clear off. Come on.
Blaine: With whom?
Inspector: Which one?
Officer #1: Oh-- this one.
Inspector: Come on. Put him in the van.
Random: Ahh. [squeak] Ooh.
Officer #1: Come on. Back. Riiight back. Come on!
Officer #2: Run along! Run along!
Officer #1: Pull that off. My, that's an offensive weapon, that is.
Officer #2: Come on. Back with 'em. Back. Right. Come along.
Inspector: Everything?
[squeak]
Officer #1: [to Madelynne] All right, miss. That's enough. Just pack that in. I'm going to have to take that computer as evidence.
Madelynne: Dumme Bulle! {AN: German for "Stupid cop!" But never call a German police officer a "Bulle"!}
THE END
