" Pharaoh, what do you mean I'm a 'miniature Blue Eyes White Dragon'?!!"

Yami knew he wouldn't take the news well. Well, no one would take being turned into a dragon well. But that's what Kaiba was. He was a tiny Blue Eyes White Dragon.

He had the shiny white scales all over his body. He had the legs and long white tail. He had the claws and the wings. The long, graceful neck and the sharp teeth. The only things that remained the same were his beautiful blue eyes.

The mini dragon was flapping his wings angrily as he continued to shout. He hovered above the ground a few times. " WHAT HAPPENED TO ME?!!"

" Calm down Kaiba. I'm sure this is nothing to be concerned about."

" Calm down? CALM DOWN?!! I went from 6'4'' to 5 inches, human to dragon, hands and feet to tail and wings and you want me to CALM DOWN?! No! NO! I will NOT calm down! I will have a freakin' heart attack if I want too! I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!!"

Yami winced at his yelling. Who knew such a tiny dragon had such a bad temper? He was about to say something that would at least get him to quit shouting, 8but the bell rang. " Uh oh."

The tiny dragon's blue eyes widened. " The bell…People…I'll get trampled!!"

Yami smirked and started to walk off. " Good luck."

" Wait a minute Pharaoh!! You were the last person I was seen with! How will you explain my clothes and no me to Mokuba, Yugi-tachi and the POLICE?!"

Yami stopped in mid-step and cursed. He couldn't possibly explain all that. Not without getting a free room with padded walls and a complementary jacket. So they were both stuck.

He turned back around and kneeled so he was kinda eye level with Seto. " Alright, you can come with me until I figure out what to do," He opened his backpack and held it unfastened so he could get in.

Seto arched his neck and looked into the bag; as if unsure of whether or not he should go in there." What's in there?"

" Books and magazines, and I think Jounouchi's shoe."

" His shoe?"

" Well, he lost it and I was keeping it for him. He has a tendency to lose things."

" So I smell. Yuck. I'm not getting in there. I'll be crushed."

" You can either get in the backpack or face the crowd. Your decision."

Seto looked up at him, then back at the bag. He let out a sigh that sounded more like a light roar and climbed into the bag with little difficulty. Yami made sure none of his books were mashing him and zipped his backpack up before putting it on his back. That's when he heard the yelp.

" What is it?"

" It's dark in here."

Yami chuckled and walked quickly towards the doors. But before he got there, someone jumped in his way.

" Hey Yami!" It was Jounouchi," Do you still have my Duel Monsters matt? I need it to duel Tristan."

" Uh, sure. Just a minute." Yami swung his backpack around, kneeled and dropped it on the ground; eliciting a yelp from inside, followed by a growl. He remembered exactly 'who' was in his backpack and quickly opened it to see if he was alright.

" Kaiba? You okay?"

The mini CEO turned dragon was squashed under Yami's Algebra II book. Blue eyes glared up at him when he asked his question." What do you think?!"

" Gomen nasai," Yami moved the book and grabbed the DM matt from one of the backpacks pockets," I was just trying to get this back to Jounouchi and I forgot about you."

" Nice to know I'm appreciated. Wait, the mutt's here?!"

" Sh! Just keep quiet and he won't know you're here!"

" Eh, Yami? Are you talking to your backpack?" Jounouchi peaked over Yami's shoulder to see what he was doing.

Yami quickly zipped his backpack up and shoved the matt into the blonde's hands. " No, no, of course not. But I must be leaving. See you later Jou!!"

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Yami made it successfully past Jounouchi and out of the school. He decided it would be best to take the back way home so he wouldn't run into anymore of Yugi's friends. He imagined it must have been getting hot in his backpack so he was going to let Kaiba breathe. And he would attract too much attention with a BEWD sticking out of his backpack.

Once he was sure that no one was around, he kneeled again and unzipped his bag. When the mini CEO didn't come out, he laid it on it's side and shook it a little. Out tumbled books, magazines and a petite BEWD.  

Seto shook his head and glared up at the Pharaoh. " What'd you do that for?! I was sleeping!!"

Yami rolled his eyes. " Excuse me. But I thought you might like to get some air. There doesn't seem to be anyone around so I think you're safe."

" Good. Joke's over. Now, change me back."

" I didn't make you this way. And unfortunately, I don't know how to change you back. But maybe Yugi's grandfather does."

" Anything to get back to my original form again. I'm so tiny. I've got no way to defend myself. I'm helpless!!" The diminutive dragon pouted.

" And apparently moody."  

" Shut up Pharaoh!! Just get me to the game shop so I can get changed back!"

Yami smirked and shook his finger in Kaiba's face." Now is that anyway to treat your only source of transportation?"

Kaiba growled at Yami. Then he bit the large finger being waved in his face.

" Ow!! You bit me!!"

" Didn't your mother ever teach you to keep your fingers away from an animal's mouth? Baka Pharaoh!"

Yami sucked on his finger and glared down at the tiny dragon. He grudgingly lifted Kaiba up and placed his in the backpack again. He yelped again.

" What now?"

" It's still dark in here."

Yami rolled his eyes and unzipped it a little. " There is that better?"

" Yes."

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" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Kaiba sat on Yugi's kitchen table scowling and pouting at the same time. He knew that he was going to get some reaction from Yugi's grandfather, but he didn't think the old man would blatantly laugh in his face at his predicament. But that's what he was doing.

" I can't believe it! You're a Blue Eyes White Dragon!! Serves you right for tearing up my card in the first place!" Suguroku pulled on one of Kaiba's wings.

That did it. Kaiba was already upset; just pulling on his wings had been enough to piss him off. He whipped his head around and sunk his teeth into the old man's hand. " Ow!!"

" Heh. So that's the advantage of a long neck. Now do I have to ask again or do you want more teeth?"

The old man glared at him, but straightened his demeanor. " Since you did replace my card, I suppose I can help you. You may stay here while I see what I can find."

With that the old man walked out of the kitchen; leaving the Pharaoh and the tiny dragon alone. Yugi was probably out with his friends. So they had a little time.

Kaiba began to pace the length of the table.  Yami watched him with mild interest. He had gotten used to his small size and to be honest, seeing a live Duel Monster was starting to bring back memories…

He had a beautiful High Priest when he was Pharaoh. He had the deepest blue eyes. He could look into those eyes forever and never get lost in them. His priest was so gorgeous. Everyone was jealous of him and they all wanted his exquisite Sephiroth; but he made sure he kept a close eye on him. Yes, he was very protective of his koi; or his 'precious Blue Eyes' as he called him back then.

" Pharaoh? Oi Pharaoh?!!"

" Hm?" Yami blinked several times and looked at the petit dragon standing on the table and looking into his eyes. He was so close at that moment. Their eyes locked.

Those eyes…Yami thought, Those beautiful blue eyes are Sephiroth's…No…it's not possible…is it?

All this time Kaiba was wondering what in the blue hell was so interesting behind him.

A/N: Wow! I certainly didn't expect that many reviews!

Kaiba: You always get reviews when you torture me!

OGE: Oh please! I do not torture you!

Kaiba: You do so!! *Pouts* .

OGE: Poor Seto-chan…I know! The reviewers can leave you presents! Will you stop pouting now?

Kaiba: 'Kay. ^___^

OGE: -_- U