OGE: Forgive the lack of updates; my internet provider is being a butt and won't always let me on. So here, ya go.

" What are you staring at?"

Yami snapped out of his trance and shook his head. He laughed nervously when he realized that Seto was talking to him and had noticed his staring. He didn't intend to stare that long." Ne, nothing."

" It didn't look like 'nothing'."

" Well, that's what it was," Yami tried to turn away so those eyes weren't directed at him and hoped that that answer would satisfy Kaiba. But those blue, blue eyes continued to stare and he just couldn't take it anymore. He had to know now," Um, Kaiba, let me ask you a question."

The tiny Blue Eyes gave him a confused look. But he didn't say anything or insult him; he backed up and dragged a peppershaker over to where Yami was sitting. Then he hopped up on it so he was facing him." I got nothing better to do; ask."

" Have you been having any strange dreams?"

Another confused look." Strange…dreams?"

" That's what I said."

" What kind of strange dreams?"

" Like dreams of…sandy places."

" Sandy places?"

Yami couldn't take it anymore. Discretion be damned, he needed an answer now! " EGYPT!! Alright?! Have you been having any strange dreams of Egypt?!"

His yelling caused the small dragon to go flying off the peppershaker and across the table. He rolled until he came to stop on the other side. Yami stood up and checked to see if he was okay.

" Are you alright?"

Seto was upside down with his tail in his face. The tiny Blue Eyes glared up at the Pharaoh." You're all about stupid questions today, aren't you Pharaoh?"

Yami laughed sheepishly and picked him up. He shook the dizziness away and sat up in Yami's hands. " You can't do that while I'm this small!!"

" I'm sorry. I'll try to remember that. But don't get off subject. Have you or have you not been having dreams about Egypt? And if so, what about?"

Kaiba rubbed the side of his head and thought for a minute." Actually, I have been having some strange dreams as of late. How did you know they were about Egypt?"

" Nevermind. What were they about?"

Seto started to answer, but then he changed his mind." Wait a minute, why are you so interested in what I dream about?"

" Ra, Kaiba, just answer the question, please!"

He gave him an uncertain look, but did as he asked. " Since you said please… I can remember rituals, me dancing, um…I think building some kind of temple?"

Yami took all this information in. He certainly remembered the summoning rituals that he had his High Priest do while he was dueling someone. And the dancing that he had his priest do when he was a slave. His mouth was beginning to water at the memories he had of his koi dancing for him.

Rolling his body…Swaying his hips…pouting…crawling up to me from the floor and through the mudd…Mmmm…I miss my yummy koi…Yami thought idly.

" Oi! Earth to Yami?!"

Yami shook his head to clear his thoughts as he heard the diminutive voice from his hands. " Oh. Sorry about that."

" So do you know anything about these dreams?"

Yami blushed. Oh did he know something about them! But he couldn't say anything until he was absolutely sure about Seto being Sephiroth's reincarnation. And to his dismay, that meant he had to keep his hands to himself until this was settled.

" Not sure entirely. Maybe if you remembered some more?"

" That's all I can think of."

" Not a lot to go on. I guess we'll just have to wait and se-."

" Oi! Yami?! Where are ya?!!"

Both the Pharaoh and the Dragon Tamer gasped. That loud, obnoxious voice could only belong to one person. That was Jounouchi Katsuya. And that was the last person Kaiba needed to see or be seen by.  " Oh God."

Jounouchi walked into the room and sat himself down at the table. " Hey there ya'are! We've been looking all over for ya! Uh, whatcha playin' wit dere Yami?"

Yami looked between Kaiba and Jou nervously." Uh, it's just an action figure that Yugi's grandpa just got."

" Really?" His eyes lit up and he snatched the tiny dragon away from him before Yami could do anything." Lemme see dat ding!"

" Hey!" He protested.

" Don't worry! I won't break it! Whassit do? Do you have to squeeze it to make a sound or somethin'?" Jounouchi looked at the struggling Blue Eyes in his hands and squeezed him hard.

Kaiba roared in pain and tried to break free. " Let go of me you dense Doberman!!"

" What?!!! That sounds like Kaiba!!" Jou immediately dropped the tiny dragon onto the table and shook his hand to stop the sharp pain.

Yami caught him before he hurt himself and held him away from Jou. He was sucking on his finger after the bite from the tiny dragon." What is dat ding?!"

Yami sighed. Well, he couldn't keep it a secret now. He might as well tell them all. They might be able to help.

So he told him.

" Ahahahahahahahaha!!!"

Kaiba seethed in Yami's hands. He knew this was going to happen. He knew they would laugh and make fun of him. Like, now, they were pointing and laughing at him.

" Well, well, well, guess the tables are turned now Kaiba," Jou plucked him from Yami's hands and dangled him in front of his face by his tail.

" What should I do to you first?"

" Jou, be nice!" Yugi cautioned.

He scoffed." Like he as ever nice to me! I'm finally gonna get you back Kaiba! It's dragon stompin' time!!"

Jou dropped him on the floor and raised his foot to stomp on the small BEWD. Kaiba opened his mouth and raised his head so he was aiming at him. White Lighting came flying out of his mouth and totally scorched Jou.

" Eh?"

Kaiba wiped his mouth on his arm. " Jou, extra crisy, order up!"

OGE: Gods, that was fun! ^___^

Jou: I got burned! L

OGE: Oh Jou! You deserved it! Nobody hurts Kaiba-kun. Which reminds me, it's presents time!!

Kaiba: Yay!! Gimme!

OGE: Hold your horses, Cleopatra! Let's see what we got here…You get a hug,

Kaiba: ooooo, hug. Thank you DCD. Next present please!

OGE: Anubis left you a muzzle, baby bonnet, kawaii little shoes and a teddy bear.

Kaiba: Baby bonnet? Thanks for nothing ya-

OGE: Oi! Kaiba-kun, shush! It's Pg-13! Moving on, Todo gave you a sleeping and a BEWD flashlight.

Kaiba: Ooooo, flashy-flashy *Plays with flashlight*

OGE: And you get a dog collar from OiWanGirl, for when you're being bad. Bad Seto! Bad Seto!

Kaiba: Very funny.

OGE: And GA and DracownyGirl capture Yami to give to you.

Kaiba: He's here?! Mine!! Gimme!!

*Yami walks in and carries away a very content Seto.*

OGE: Guess that's the end of the presents…O_o