Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Diablo, or any blizzard characters…
and all that other stuff I said in the first chapter.
Welcome again readers, I am Hyper Guyver, and Welcome to the Hyper Guyver interviews. Since several of my friends have read my story, but didn't bother to review it… (Bastards…) they are obsessed with helping me interview the legions of Satan. Really, I know these two people in real life, and they really are as obsessed with death as they are made out to be to be in my story… if not more so…
Mudy: Sup homie! Waz uuuuuuuuup!
Hyper Guyver: Mudy what the hell are you doing here?! And what the hell is up with that Waz up? You're like the opposite of black!
Mudy: Sorry, I was reading that how to make friends book again…
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh)
Gabe: Hey Hyper Guyver.
Hyper Guyver: What the hell are you two doing here! I have work to do!
Mudy: We know; we heard you were interviewing Mephisto today. YOU ROCK MAN!
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) Its bad enough I have to listen to your crap about Satan at school, now I have to deal with it at work?
Gabe: Well… yeah.
Mudy: And I don't think you can actually call it work, since your doing the interview in your living room.
Hyper Guyver: (eye roll) just sit down and shut up!
Mudy & Gabe: (Grumble…)
Hyper Guyver: Welcome Mephisto, how are you today?
Mephisto: Decaying quite nicely. Thank you.
Mudy: MEPHISTO, YOU ROCK!
Hyper Guyver: Shut up!
Mephisto: Who the #&*@# are these guys?
Hyper Guyver: Groupies…
Mephisto: Really? Finally! I'm getting some Attention!
Hyper Guyver: Huh?
Mephisto: Finally! I get some fans of my own! Its always Daiblo this and Baal that! They both got their own games! What do I get? A stupid Act III in Kurast? Diablo has two games to himself, and Baal has his own expansion pack!
Gabe: Its okay man. You'll get there… (Pats Mephisto on his decaying back)
Gabe: eeeeeewwwww… (Wipes off hand.)
Mephisto: Thanks; I needed that…
Hyper Guyver: Moving right along…!
Mephisto: Huh? Oh right. So where do we start?
Hyper Guyver: uh… So, how was it like growing up with two of the Prime evils?
Mudy: Yeah, that must I have been sooooooo cool!
Mephisto: You wish. Diablo was the cutest and got all the attention, while Baal had middle child issues…
Hyper Guyver: So what did you do?
Mephisto: I tormented the crap out of the both of them. (Smiles to himself)
Hyper Guyver: And where did that get you? Diablo gets to rule all of Hell, Baal is supposed to rule all of sanctuary, and what do you get; a small jungle in Kurast?
Mephisto:...
Gabe: Oooooh, diss!
(Mephisto slaps Gabe)
Mephisto: Excuse me; I need to check my contract for a second…
All:…
Hyper Guyver: Uh, Mephisto…
Mephisto: Ah Crap! I don't even get a trailer to myself… I even have to share my assistant with Anderial, who the #*($&# wrote this contract? I'm calling my agent!
Mephisto pulls out cell phone and starts dialing)
Mephisto: Jimmy? We need to talk about this contract…
(Couple minutes later)
Hyper Guyver: Uh, Mephisto?
Mephisto: (Grumble) Stupid bastard, that agents never going to get a job in this realm again.
Mudy: You ask him.
Gabe: No, you ask him.
Mudy: No, you ask him!
Gabe: No, You asked him!
Hyper Guyver: What the hell are you two squabbling about?!
Mudy: Uh… Mr. Mephisto, sir, uh, Gabe and I where wondering if… if…
Mephisto: What?
Mudy: Uh, if you… could tell us how to collect all of Khalim's Pieces in Act III?
Mephisto: (Eye twitch)
Hyper Guyver: Uh, you guys may want to leave…
Mephisto: (Eye twitch increases)
Gabe & Mudy: (Gulp)
Mephisto: RRRRAAAAWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mudy & Gabe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mudy & Gabe run away)
Hyper Guyver: Wow, thanks.
Mephisto: No problem.
Hyper Guyver: Well… moving on. What was it like being the first one killed in Diablo II?
Mephisto: Very, Very, VERY, irritating.
Hyper Guyver: (gulp) uh, okay…
(Door bust open and paladin rushes in, AGAIN)
Paladin: DIE SPAWN OF HELL!!
Hyper Guyver: You again? Didn't Diablo kill you last week?
Paladin: Uh… yeah, but I hit the ESC button on the key board of heaven…
Hyper Guyver:…
Paladin: Now die Mephisto!
(Splat!)
Paladin: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hyper Guyver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE NEW SHAG CARPET! My moms going to kill me! Mephisto, do you realize how hard it is to get blood out of a WHITE shag carpet?!
Mephisto: uh… sorry?
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) I am so dead…
Mephisto: uh… Are you not the least bit concerned that there's a dead paladin in your living room?
Hyper Guyver: Huh? Oh, yeah, sure… sure… I was more of a Druid fan myself anyways…
Mephisto: Well… I guess I better be getting back to Kurast, those Zakarum aren't corrupt themselves.
Hyper Guyver: Yeah… sure, see you later…
(Mephisto leaves, dragging Paladin corpse with him.)
Hyper Guyver: Don't Drag it over the Carpet!
Mephisto: oh… heh, heh… sorry.
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) Stay tuned next time when I interview the last of the Prime evils… (Shudder)… Baal… Until then, good day and good night…
Welcome again readers, I am Hyper Guyver, and Welcome to the Hyper Guyver interviews. Since several of my friends have read my story, but didn't bother to review it… (Bastards…) they are obsessed with helping me interview the legions of Satan. Really, I know these two people in real life, and they really are as obsessed with death as they are made out to be to be in my story… if not more so…
Mudy: Sup homie! Waz uuuuuuuuup!
Hyper Guyver: Mudy what the hell are you doing here?! And what the hell is up with that Waz up? You're like the opposite of black!
Mudy: Sorry, I was reading that how to make friends book again…
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh)
Gabe: Hey Hyper Guyver.
Hyper Guyver: What the hell are you two doing here! I have work to do!
Mudy: We know; we heard you were interviewing Mephisto today. YOU ROCK MAN!
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) Its bad enough I have to listen to your crap about Satan at school, now I have to deal with it at work?
Gabe: Well… yeah.
Mudy: And I don't think you can actually call it work, since your doing the interview in your living room.
Hyper Guyver: (eye roll) just sit down and shut up!
Mudy & Gabe: (Grumble…)
Hyper Guyver: Welcome Mephisto, how are you today?
Mephisto: Decaying quite nicely. Thank you.
Mudy: MEPHISTO, YOU ROCK!
Hyper Guyver: Shut up!
Mephisto: Who the #&*@# are these guys?
Hyper Guyver: Groupies…
Mephisto: Really? Finally! I'm getting some Attention!
Hyper Guyver: Huh?
Mephisto: Finally! I get some fans of my own! Its always Daiblo this and Baal that! They both got their own games! What do I get? A stupid Act III in Kurast? Diablo has two games to himself, and Baal has his own expansion pack!
Gabe: Its okay man. You'll get there… (Pats Mephisto on his decaying back)
Gabe: eeeeeewwwww… (Wipes off hand.)
Mephisto: Thanks; I needed that…
Hyper Guyver: Moving right along…!
Mephisto: Huh? Oh right. So where do we start?
Hyper Guyver: uh… So, how was it like growing up with two of the Prime evils?
Mudy: Yeah, that must I have been sooooooo cool!
Mephisto: You wish. Diablo was the cutest and got all the attention, while Baal had middle child issues…
Hyper Guyver: So what did you do?
Mephisto: I tormented the crap out of the both of them. (Smiles to himself)
Hyper Guyver: And where did that get you? Diablo gets to rule all of Hell, Baal is supposed to rule all of sanctuary, and what do you get; a small jungle in Kurast?
Mephisto:...
Gabe: Oooooh, diss!
(Mephisto slaps Gabe)
Mephisto: Excuse me; I need to check my contract for a second…
All:…
Hyper Guyver: Uh, Mephisto…
Mephisto: Ah Crap! I don't even get a trailer to myself… I even have to share my assistant with Anderial, who the #*($&# wrote this contract? I'm calling my agent!
Mephisto pulls out cell phone and starts dialing)
Mephisto: Jimmy? We need to talk about this contract…
(Couple minutes later)
Hyper Guyver: Uh, Mephisto?
Mephisto: (Grumble) Stupid bastard, that agents never going to get a job in this realm again.
Mudy: You ask him.
Gabe: No, you ask him.
Mudy: No, you ask him!
Gabe: No, You asked him!
Hyper Guyver: What the hell are you two squabbling about?!
Mudy: Uh… Mr. Mephisto, sir, uh, Gabe and I where wondering if… if…
Mephisto: What?
Mudy: Uh, if you… could tell us how to collect all of Khalim's Pieces in Act III?
Mephisto: (Eye twitch)
Hyper Guyver: Uh, you guys may want to leave…
Mephisto: (Eye twitch increases)
Gabe & Mudy: (Gulp)
Mephisto: RRRRAAAAWWWWWHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mudy & Gabe: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Mudy & Gabe run away)
Hyper Guyver: Wow, thanks.
Mephisto: No problem.
Hyper Guyver: Well… moving on. What was it like being the first one killed in Diablo II?
Mephisto: Very, Very, VERY, irritating.
Hyper Guyver: (gulp) uh, okay…
(Door bust open and paladin rushes in, AGAIN)
Paladin: DIE SPAWN OF HELL!!
Hyper Guyver: You again? Didn't Diablo kill you last week?
Paladin: Uh… yeah, but I hit the ESC button on the key board of heaven…
Hyper Guyver:…
Paladin: Now die Mephisto!
(Splat!)
Paladin: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hyper Guyver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE NEW SHAG CARPET! My moms going to kill me! Mephisto, do you realize how hard it is to get blood out of a WHITE shag carpet?!
Mephisto: uh… sorry?
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) I am so dead…
Mephisto: uh… Are you not the least bit concerned that there's a dead paladin in your living room?
Hyper Guyver: Huh? Oh, yeah, sure… sure… I was more of a Druid fan myself anyways…
Mephisto: Well… I guess I better be getting back to Kurast, those Zakarum aren't corrupt themselves.
Hyper Guyver: Yeah… sure, see you later…
(Mephisto leaves, dragging Paladin corpse with him.)
Hyper Guyver: Don't Drag it over the Carpet!
Mephisto: oh… heh, heh… sorry.
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) Stay tuned next time when I interview the last of the Prime evils… (Shudder)… Baal… Until then, good day and good night…