Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to Diablo or any Blizzard themes, but
the interview idea is mine.
Hello again readers, it is I Hyper Guyver, here once again to bring you hilarious interviews of your favorite Diablo characters. This week we will be interviewing the middle child of Hell's most dysfunctional family… Baal, Lord of Destruction. And Since the little incident with Mephisto last month, I don't think we'll have to worry about Mudy or Gabe again.
Hyper Guyver: Welcome Baal, how are you?
Baal: I am fine thank you.
Hyper Guyver: Well I guess we'll just get sta- No… No… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mudy: Hi Hyper Guyver.
Gabe: What's up?
Hyper Guyver: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!!!!!
Mudy: Why wouldn't we be here?
Gabe: Yeah, we said we were here to help you interview Diablo characters.
Hyper Guyver: But… but… Mephisto… last month…
Mudy: Oh that? In apology, we sent Mephisto a basket of muffins.
Gabe: Yeah, so now he made us official members of the "MEPHISTO FANCLUB"
Hyper Guyver: Oh dear God…
Baal: Watch your mouth!
Hyper Guyver: oh… Sorry Baal.
Mudy: Anyway, were here to stay…
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Oh, fine…
Gabe: OH MY GOD! IT'S HIM! IT'S REALLY HIM! THE LORD OF DESTRUCTION BAAL!!!
(Mudy and Gabe get on their hands and knees and begin bowing)
Mudy and Gabe: WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver:…..
Baal: Uh… what are they doing?
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Fans…
Baal: Really? All right! I've been dying to… Well, dying again…. but anyways, I've been waiting along time to meet some fans. Before it was always Assassin this or Druid that… Well now it's MY turn!
Hyper Guyver: Really? I would have thought you would have a few more fans than these two morons.
Mudy&Gabe: Hey!
Hyper Guyver: Shut up and wait outside!
Mudy&Gabe: Awwww…
(Gabe and Mudy walk out of the room in a depressed hunch)
Hyper Guyver: Finally… now we can get to work. So Baal, what do you think of-
(Paladin burst in once again)
Paladin: DIE BAAL!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver: (looks at watch) Wow, your early this time. What did you hit the ESC button early this time? (Man, I really need to get a security guard to keep this guy out… hint, hint to a specific one my reviewers…)
Paladin: Huh? Oh, uh… yeah, they let me off early this time…
Hyper Guyver: Do you think you could give us a few minutes?
Paladin: I don't know…
Hyper Guyver: Uh… there's two human looking demons outside that door over there… you can slay them while you wait. (Hyper Guyver points to the door Gabe and Mudy walked through)
Paladin: Uh… Okay!
(Paladin walks happily through the door)
Hyper Guyver: Heh, heh, heh, heh…
Mudy&Gabe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver: So where we're we?
Baal: You are so evil…
Hyper Guyver: I learn from the best…
Baal: Why thank you.
Hyper Guyver: Huh? Oh… uh… sure, you're welcome… (Eye roll)
Baal: So what's your question?
Hyper Guyver: Well now that Mudy and Gabe have wasted most of my interview time, I can only ask a few questions.
Hyper Guyver: So Baal, what are you planning for the future?
Baal: Well… Since I got my ass kicked in the expansion pack, I've been making some plans elsewhere.
Hyper Guyver: Really? Like what?
Baal: Well, right now I've been talking to some writers and were in the works for a new T.V. series.
Hyper Guyver: Interesting… what's it called?
Baal: I came up with it myself… what do you think of… "Baal in the Middle"
Hyper Guyver:…
Baal: What do you think?
Hyper Guyver: Who in their right mind would produce that?!
Baal: The Fox network…
Hyper Guyver: NOW it makes sense…
Baal: Uh… I'm not sure what you meant by that… but we start production tomorrow.
Hyper Guyver: Ooookay…. Uh… well I guess for my final question… at the end of the expansion pack, right before you were killed, you said something about "My bothers will not die in vain?"
Baal: Oh that, that… that's just something we evil bastards of Hell say to make those uptight "Good Guys" worry about us coming back to life.
Hyper Guyver: ooooooh.
Mudy&Gabe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver: Wow, those two are still alive? I'm impressed.
Baal: Well I think I'll slip out before your Paladin friend slices and dices those two.
Hyper Guyver: Sure… Well I guess that's all for now, stay tuned until next time when I interview the ARCHANGLE TRYEAL… sorry about the big type, heaven's got this class action suit about people not making a big enough deal about it. Oh well, until next time, good day and good night.
(Gabe and Mudy bang on window)
Mudy: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET US IN!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver: See you later, everyone.
(Hyper Guyver closes the drapes)
Mudy&Gabe:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello again readers, it is I Hyper Guyver, here once again to bring you hilarious interviews of your favorite Diablo characters. This week we will be interviewing the middle child of Hell's most dysfunctional family… Baal, Lord of Destruction. And Since the little incident with Mephisto last month, I don't think we'll have to worry about Mudy or Gabe again.
Hyper Guyver: Welcome Baal, how are you?
Baal: I am fine thank you.
Hyper Guyver: Well I guess we'll just get sta- No… No… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mudy: Hi Hyper Guyver.
Gabe: What's up?
Hyper Guyver: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE?!!!!!
Mudy: Why wouldn't we be here?
Gabe: Yeah, we said we were here to help you interview Diablo characters.
Hyper Guyver: But… but… Mephisto… last month…
Mudy: Oh that? In apology, we sent Mephisto a basket of muffins.
Gabe: Yeah, so now he made us official members of the "MEPHISTO FANCLUB"
Hyper Guyver: Oh dear God…
Baal: Watch your mouth!
Hyper Guyver: oh… Sorry Baal.
Mudy: Anyway, were here to stay…
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Oh, fine…
Gabe: OH MY GOD! IT'S HIM! IT'S REALLY HIM! THE LORD OF DESTRUCTION BAAL!!!
(Mudy and Gabe get on their hands and knees and begin bowing)
Mudy and Gabe: WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY! WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver:…..
Baal: Uh… what are they doing?
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Fans…
Baal: Really? All right! I've been dying to… Well, dying again…. but anyways, I've been waiting along time to meet some fans. Before it was always Assassin this or Druid that… Well now it's MY turn!
Hyper Guyver: Really? I would have thought you would have a few more fans than these two morons.
Mudy&Gabe: Hey!
Hyper Guyver: Shut up and wait outside!
Mudy&Gabe: Awwww…
(Gabe and Mudy walk out of the room in a depressed hunch)
Hyper Guyver: Finally… now we can get to work. So Baal, what do you think of-
(Paladin burst in once again)
Paladin: DIE BAAL!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver: (looks at watch) Wow, your early this time. What did you hit the ESC button early this time? (Man, I really need to get a security guard to keep this guy out… hint, hint to a specific one my reviewers…)
Paladin: Huh? Oh, uh… yeah, they let me off early this time…
Hyper Guyver: Do you think you could give us a few minutes?
Paladin: I don't know…
Hyper Guyver: Uh… there's two human looking demons outside that door over there… you can slay them while you wait. (Hyper Guyver points to the door Gabe and Mudy walked through)
Paladin: Uh… Okay!
(Paladin walks happily through the door)
Hyper Guyver: Heh, heh, heh, heh…
Mudy&Gabe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver: So where we're we?
Baal: You are so evil…
Hyper Guyver: I learn from the best…
Baal: Why thank you.
Hyper Guyver: Huh? Oh… uh… sure, you're welcome… (Eye roll)
Baal: So what's your question?
Hyper Guyver: Well now that Mudy and Gabe have wasted most of my interview time, I can only ask a few questions.
Hyper Guyver: So Baal, what are you planning for the future?
Baal: Well… Since I got my ass kicked in the expansion pack, I've been making some plans elsewhere.
Hyper Guyver: Really? Like what?
Baal: Well, right now I've been talking to some writers and were in the works for a new T.V. series.
Hyper Guyver: Interesting… what's it called?
Baal: I came up with it myself… what do you think of… "Baal in the Middle"
Hyper Guyver:…
Baal: What do you think?
Hyper Guyver: Who in their right mind would produce that?!
Baal: The Fox network…
Hyper Guyver: NOW it makes sense…
Baal: Uh… I'm not sure what you meant by that… but we start production tomorrow.
Hyper Guyver: Ooookay…. Uh… well I guess for my final question… at the end of the expansion pack, right before you were killed, you said something about "My bothers will not die in vain?"
Baal: Oh that, that… that's just something we evil bastards of Hell say to make those uptight "Good Guys" worry about us coming back to life.
Hyper Guyver: ooooooh.
Mudy&Gabe: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver: Wow, those two are still alive? I'm impressed.
Baal: Well I think I'll slip out before your Paladin friend slices and dices those two.
Hyper Guyver: Sure… Well I guess that's all for now, stay tuned until next time when I interview the ARCHANGLE TRYEAL… sorry about the big type, heaven's got this class action suit about people not making a big enough deal about it. Oh well, until next time, good day and good night.
(Gabe and Mudy bang on window)
Mudy: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET US IN!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyver: See you later, everyone.
(Hyper Guyver closes the drapes)
Mudy&Gabe:AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!