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Hyper Guyver: Hey all! It's me, Hyper Guyver. Bringing you another interview. Also, thanks to Moon song and Red Lady for helping me with the favorite author thing. And I now have a favorite authors list! And sorry Diablo-2-Freak, The Amazon's number is all mine! MINE!! But anyway... Today's guest is the silent, shadowy, killer of sanctuary herself, the Assassin!
Assassin: Hey you're cute.
Hyper Guyver: Really?! (Ahem) I mean, uh, we better get started.
Assassin: (Sigh) Ooooookay...
Hyper Guyver: o_O
Hyper Guyver: Anyway, lets begin with where you come from.
Assassin: Can't tell you it's a secret, you know assassin order stuff.
Hyper Guyver: Okay, how about... How did you get started on this quest?
Assassin: Can't tell you, it's a secret.
Hyper Guyver: Hmmm... okay, what about your friends?
Assassin: Can't tell you, it's a secret.
Hyper Guyver: -_-
Hyper Guyver: Okay, then...
10 HOURS LATER...
Hyper Guyver: FOR CHRIST SAKE IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN TELL ME THAT'S NOT A SECRET?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Assassin: You can ask me what my favorite color is.
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) Okay then, what's your favorite color?
Assassin: Black.
Hyper Guyver: Black?! With all the black assassin armor you wear, an idiot could have figured that out!
Assassin: True, but there was this one really dumb Paladin that couldn't figure it out.
Hyper Guyver: So your telling me you think I'm dumber than the Paladin?!!!
Assassin: Uh, no?
Hyper Guyver: That's what I thought.
Assassin: Though he was really cute...
Hyper Guyver: So I guess what the Amazon said about you being boy crazy was true then?
Assassin: (Sigh in a girly way) boys...
Hyper Guyver: -_- Okay...
Assassin: The Paladin and the Druid were cute, but the necromancer was creepy. Though the Paladin was dumber than a doorknob and the Druid was such a pervert.
Hyper Guyver: So I've been told...
Assassin: So now I've got my eyes set on the Barbarian.
Hyper Guyver: The Barbarian? But, he's probably the one person on earth dumber than the Paladin! I mean... He's big, clumsy, and most of all... DUMB!
Assassin: (In dreamy tone) Mmmm... Yeah, he is big...
Hyper Guyver: ? Huh? What do you mean he's... (Sigh) He's got a huge (#%&@* doesn't he?
Assassin: (Smiles evilly)
Hyper Guyver: (Grumbles) "Size isn't everything" my ass...
Hyper Guyver: Jeeze, didn't I realize just how boy crazy you really were...
Assassin: Hey! I do other things other than boys!
Hyper Guyver: (snickers) You DO other things than boys?
Assassin: Yes, I do. What's so funny about that?
Hyper Guyver: Nothing... You can DO whatever you want. (Snickers again)
Assassin: Damn straight!... Wait a minute... (POW!)
Hyper Guyver: OW!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Assassin: You're almost as bad as the druid!
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Fine... Jeeze...
Assassin: I'd watch myself if I were you. I know many types of martial arts.
Hyper Guyver: (Puts ice pack on eye) Like what?
Assassin: I know... Tai Kwan Do, Tai Chi, Mute San, Jay Ford, Fung Fu, Kung Fu, Mung Fu, Wung Fu, Who Fu, What Fu, Why Fu, How Fu, Where Fu, Win Sun, How Cho, Ach Hoo...
Hyper Guyver: Bless you.
Assassin: That wasn't a sneeze.
Hyper Guyver: Oh...
Assassin: Anyway... Mi Yung, Tai Ho, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Rev Mu, Ciow Dong, Ivo Tu Tankle...
Four Hour Later...
Assassin:. and a little kick boxing.
Hyper Guyver: (Snore)
Assassin: (Ahem)
Hyper Guyver: (Snore)
Assassin: (AHEM)
Hyper Guyver: (snore)
Assassin: (POW!!!)
Hyper Guyver: OW!!!!! STOP DOING THAT!!!!
Assassin: What? You were snoring.
Hyper Guyver: Don't forget whose in charge of this fantasy world!
Assassin: Oh and what can you do?
Hyper Guyver: (Pulls out Key board and begins typing)
(Legion of Harems appears and surrounds Hyper Guyver)
Hyper Guyver: Ah, having my own little fantasy world is sweet.
Hyper Guyver's Mom: (AHEM!)
Hyper Guyver: Oh shit, (Types on keyboard)
(Legion of Harems disappears.)
Assassin: Is that it?
Hyper Guyver: No, just wait...
Mudy: Hey Hyper Guyver, it's us, Gabe and Mudy! And look, we brought the Paladin with us!
Hyper Guyver: (click)
Mudy, Gabe, Paladin: (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyve: ^_^
Assasin: O_O uh, (gulp) okay... (Beeper goes off) Oh look, the Barbarian actually learned how to use a phone and wants me to call him! SEE YA!
(Assassin runs off)
Hyper Guyver: Well, I guess that's it for that. Next time we'll be interviewing the Druid. So stay tuned next time and Good day and good night!
Hyper Guyver: Hey all! It's me, Hyper Guyver. Bringing you another interview. Also, thanks to Moon song and Red Lady for helping me with the favorite author thing. And I now have a favorite authors list! And sorry Diablo-2-Freak, The Amazon's number is all mine! MINE!! But anyway... Today's guest is the silent, shadowy, killer of sanctuary herself, the Assassin!
Assassin: Hey you're cute.
Hyper Guyver: Really?! (Ahem) I mean, uh, we better get started.
Assassin: (Sigh) Ooooookay...
Hyper Guyver: o_O
Hyper Guyver: Anyway, lets begin with where you come from.
Assassin: Can't tell you it's a secret, you know assassin order stuff.
Hyper Guyver: Okay, how about... How did you get started on this quest?
Assassin: Can't tell you, it's a secret.
Hyper Guyver: Hmmm... okay, what about your friends?
Assassin: Can't tell you, it's a secret.
Hyper Guyver: -_-
Hyper Guyver: Okay, then...
10 HOURS LATER...
Hyper Guyver: FOR CHRIST SAKE IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN TELL ME THAT'S NOT A SECRET?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Assassin: You can ask me what my favorite color is.
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) Okay then, what's your favorite color?
Assassin: Black.
Hyper Guyver: Black?! With all the black assassin armor you wear, an idiot could have figured that out!
Assassin: True, but there was this one really dumb Paladin that couldn't figure it out.
Hyper Guyver: So your telling me you think I'm dumber than the Paladin?!!!
Assassin: Uh, no?
Hyper Guyver: That's what I thought.
Assassin: Though he was really cute...
Hyper Guyver: So I guess what the Amazon said about you being boy crazy was true then?
Assassin: (Sigh in a girly way) boys...
Hyper Guyver: -_- Okay...
Assassin: The Paladin and the Druid were cute, but the necromancer was creepy. Though the Paladin was dumber than a doorknob and the Druid was such a pervert.
Hyper Guyver: So I've been told...
Assassin: So now I've got my eyes set on the Barbarian.
Hyper Guyver: The Barbarian? But, he's probably the one person on earth dumber than the Paladin! I mean... He's big, clumsy, and most of all... DUMB!
Assassin: (In dreamy tone) Mmmm... Yeah, he is big...
Hyper Guyver: ? Huh? What do you mean he's... (Sigh) He's got a huge (#%&@* doesn't he?
Assassin: (Smiles evilly)
Hyper Guyver: (Grumbles) "Size isn't everything" my ass...
Hyper Guyver: Jeeze, didn't I realize just how boy crazy you really were...
Assassin: Hey! I do other things other than boys!
Hyper Guyver: (snickers) You DO other things than boys?
Assassin: Yes, I do. What's so funny about that?
Hyper Guyver: Nothing... You can DO whatever you want. (Snickers again)
Assassin: Damn straight!... Wait a minute... (POW!)
Hyper Guyver: OW!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Assassin: You're almost as bad as the druid!
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Fine... Jeeze...
Assassin: I'd watch myself if I were you. I know many types of martial arts.
Hyper Guyver: (Puts ice pack on eye) Like what?
Assassin: I know... Tai Kwan Do, Tai Chi, Mute San, Jay Ford, Fung Fu, Kung Fu, Mung Fu, Wung Fu, Who Fu, What Fu, Why Fu, How Fu, Where Fu, Win Sun, How Cho, Ach Hoo...
Hyper Guyver: Bless you.
Assassin: That wasn't a sneeze.
Hyper Guyver: Oh...
Assassin: Anyway... Mi Yung, Tai Ho, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Rev Mu, Ciow Dong, Ivo Tu Tankle...
Four Hour Later...
Assassin:. and a little kick boxing.
Hyper Guyver: (Snore)
Assassin: (Ahem)
Hyper Guyver: (Snore)
Assassin: (AHEM)
Hyper Guyver: (snore)
Assassin: (POW!!!)
Hyper Guyver: OW!!!!! STOP DOING THAT!!!!
Assassin: What? You were snoring.
Hyper Guyver: Don't forget whose in charge of this fantasy world!
Assassin: Oh and what can you do?
Hyper Guyver: (Pulls out Key board and begins typing)
(Legion of Harems appears and surrounds Hyper Guyver)
Hyper Guyver: Ah, having my own little fantasy world is sweet.
Hyper Guyver's Mom: (AHEM!)
Hyper Guyver: Oh shit, (Types on keyboard)
(Legion of Harems disappears.)
Assassin: Is that it?
Hyper Guyver: No, just wait...
Mudy: Hey Hyper Guyver, it's us, Gabe and Mudy! And look, we brought the Paladin with us!
Hyper Guyver: (click)
Mudy, Gabe, Paladin: (BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hyper Guyve: ^_^
Assasin: O_O uh, (gulp) okay... (Beeper goes off) Oh look, the Barbarian actually learned how to use a phone and wants me to call him! SEE YA!
(Assassin runs off)
Hyper Guyver: Well, I guess that's it for that. Next time we'll be interviewing the Druid. So stay tuned next time and Good day and good night!