Disclaimer: WHAT'S THE POINT?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've already
got a disclaimer in the first couple of chapters, I DON'T NEED ANOTHER!!!!
Well, congratulations to CHAZBONE, DIABLO-2-FREAK, and QUALINESTI for finding the secret phrase of the day! "Ding Dong, my brain is gone." Good eye you two, and I guess that gives proof that someone out there actually reads my disclaimers. Well, congratulations again to CHAZBONE, DIABLO-2- FREAK, and QUALINESTI!
Personal note: To Red Lady, Hmmm... H.G... I like it! And I definitely don't think I'll be getting that medal for not being scared. And your going to get me?! I thought we were friends! (Cries uncontrollably.) Oh, and one more thing, your druid maybe a pervert, but MY druid is RREEAALLYY a pervert. Just scroll down to find out. Also, to Margoon, I'm not sure if I should be happy that you know who I really am, or be scared that there is someone out there stacking me. Just to make things interesting, I'll go with the later... Ahhhhhhhhhhh... Help me!!!! (Just kidding Margoon) And yes, we now have spy against Red Lady! HA HA! Good Work Diablo-2-Freak! Uh oh, I hope Red Lady isn't reading this... ABORT DIABLO-2-FREAK! ABORT MISSION! (Just kidding Red Lady, we're all still on the same side... for now. Laughs evily... COUGH, COUGH!!! Shit, my doctor told me to stop doing that...)
Okay start here to read the actual story:
Hyper Guyver: Hello. Do not attempt to adjust your computer. I am in control now. I control the horizontal... the vertical... the diagonal... and Dick Clark... I am doing my incredibly weak impression of the opening credits of the "Outer Limits". Hopefully to boost reviews... and possibly sell a snow blower (passes picture around) thirty bucks, slightly used... Today, within the dark neither of my twisted mind, I bring you...
THE HYPER GUYVER INTERVIEWS!!! Today's guest is nature boy himself... The druid!
Druid: S'up.
Hyper Guyver: Hey druid, how's it going?
Druid: Tight, just hangin in my crib, with some of my home boys...
Hyper Guyver: Uh, okay. So druid, what's it like transforming into animals.
Druid: Is tight, through the flea's tent to bug me.
Hyper Guyver: Hmmm... And you can actually control nature?
Druid: Straight up! Me and nature... Were like that. (Does some kind of gesture with his hands.)
Hyper Guyver: Right... Uh, what was it like working on the quest to destroy Diablo?
Druid: Diablo? Ha! Bitch didn't know what hit him!
Hyper Guyver: Uh... Right. How did you get along with the other members of your party.
Druid: Is cool... Paladin was dumber than dirt and the barbarian just below him, but the kicks came from the Amazon, Assassin, and Sorceress, Them's DAMN FINE!
Hyper Guyver: Okay... Some of the other's said you were somewhat of a pervert.
Druid: Jeeze, you videotape the assassin taking a bath in the lake and suddenly you're a pervert.
Hyper Guyver: You videotaped her?
Druid: Yeah, I'm making DEMONS GONE WILD 5.
Hyper Guyver: Cool, can you get me a copy?
Druid: Yeah, sure. Though I would have had it done by now, but he Amazon kept breaking my camera.
Hyper Guyver: Why did she keep doing that?
Druid: Nothing big, I was just taping her changing...
Hyper Guyver: You taped her changing and YOU'RE STILL ALIVE???
Druid: Well, I kind of lucked out. Right after she smashed my camera, she was about to kill me but all of sudden the sorceress was up in her face. Then they got into a fight.
Hyper Guyver: What happened after that?
Druid: What do you think? I pulled out a spare camera and video taped it.
Hyper Guyver: Hmmm.. You know I actually got the Amazon's phone number.
Druid: Really! Technically I'm not allowed within two hundred feet of her. (Pulls out restraining order)
Hyper Guyver: O_O
Druid: Though I might warn you. She does get a little clingy.
Hyper Guyver: Clingy?
Druid: Check your message machine.
Hyper Guyver: (hits play button)
(beep) 8-19-02 Hey Hyper Guyver, it me, Amazon, please call.
(beep) 8-20-02 Hey Hyper Guyver, its me again. I really hope you call.
(beep) 8-21-02 Hyper Guyver it me. Why haven't you called? It's getting really lonely with me by my little o'l self.
(beep) 8-22-02 It me. Lets get to the point, I'm horny and alone, call me.
(beep) 8-23-02 Me again, I'm naked and alone. Call me!
(beep) 8-24-02 I'M NAKED, HORNY, ALONE, AND I'VE GOT STRAWBERRIES! CALL ME!!!
(beep) end of messages.
Hyper Guyver: What's today's date?
Druid: uh, the 24th.
Hyper Guyver: SEE YA!!!
(Hyper Guyver runs out the door)
Week Later....
Hyper Guyver: (comes in through the door) What? Your still here?
Druid: Well, I wasn't exactly sure when you were coming back.
Hyper Guyver: Do think the fact that I didn't come back after the first couple of days was a clue that you should have left?
Druid: You actually spent the whole week there?
Hyper Guyver: Apparently, among Amazons. The male to female ratio is 1 to 1,000. Apparently she was making up for "lost time."
Druid: HA! YOU DA MAN! (High Fives Hyper Guyver)
Hyper Guyver: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed.
Druid: But it's two in the afternoon, and haven't you been in the bed for the last seven days?
Hyper Guyver: Do think she actually let me sleep in all that time?!!
Druid: Damn... Well then see Ya.
(Druid walks out. Leaving the huge mess he made in my house, behind him.)
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Well, anyways. I suppose that's it for this interview. Stay tuned next time when I interview... (Yawn) I guess... Anderial. Well Good day and (Yawn) Good night.
Mudy: Hey! How come we weren't in this interview?!
Gabe: Yeah, I'm starting to think Hyper Guyver doesn't apperiate us.
Mudy: You know what, we should start our own show!
Gabe: Yeah, The Gabe and Mudy interviews!
Mudy: You mean The Mudy and Gabe interviews!
Gabe: Whatever...
Paladin: Hey, can I join your little interview thing?
Mudy: Do you have an experience as an interviewer?
Paladin: No
Gabe: Intelligence?
Paladin: Uh...
Mudy: I guess that's a no...
Gabe: Your perfect!
Mudy: Yeah, lets go to Hyper Guyver and show him how we don't need him anymore!
All Three: RIGHT!
(Banging on Hyper Guyver's door)
Mudy: Hey Hyper Guyver! We have something we want to tell you!
All Three: YEAH!
Hyper Guyver: (Yawn) (click)
All Three: (BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hyper Guyver: (Yawn) (scratches ass and goes back to bed)
And finally, to Margoon... I DO NOT TALK TO MYSELF!! I may occasionally make sound effects to the little stories I play out in my head.(TOO MUCH INFORMATION! TO MUCH INFORMATION!)... Well okay, MAYBE I talked to myself... Rarely.(SHUT UP YOU FOOL!) But it's not like I do it anymore... Well, maybe occasionally. (SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!) HEY! Stop that! (Sorry...)... Uh... I guess this little episode really isn't helping my case... (Then I guess you better stop talking now, shouldn't you wiseass.) HEY! Dr. Folden told you to stop calling me that! (Oops... Heh, heh, heh...)
Oh... This really isn't going to make me look good...
Well, congratulations to CHAZBONE, DIABLO-2-FREAK, and QUALINESTI for finding the secret phrase of the day! "Ding Dong, my brain is gone." Good eye you two, and I guess that gives proof that someone out there actually reads my disclaimers. Well, congratulations again to CHAZBONE, DIABLO-2- FREAK, and QUALINESTI!
Personal note: To Red Lady, Hmmm... H.G... I like it! And I definitely don't think I'll be getting that medal for not being scared. And your going to get me?! I thought we were friends! (Cries uncontrollably.) Oh, and one more thing, your druid maybe a pervert, but MY druid is RREEAALLYY a pervert. Just scroll down to find out. Also, to Margoon, I'm not sure if I should be happy that you know who I really am, or be scared that there is someone out there stacking me. Just to make things interesting, I'll go with the later... Ahhhhhhhhhhh... Help me!!!! (Just kidding Margoon) And yes, we now have spy against Red Lady! HA HA! Good Work Diablo-2-Freak! Uh oh, I hope Red Lady isn't reading this... ABORT DIABLO-2-FREAK! ABORT MISSION! (Just kidding Red Lady, we're all still on the same side... for now. Laughs evily... COUGH, COUGH!!! Shit, my doctor told me to stop doing that...)
Okay start here to read the actual story:
Hyper Guyver: Hello. Do not attempt to adjust your computer. I am in control now. I control the horizontal... the vertical... the diagonal... and Dick Clark... I am doing my incredibly weak impression of the opening credits of the "Outer Limits". Hopefully to boost reviews... and possibly sell a snow blower (passes picture around) thirty bucks, slightly used... Today, within the dark neither of my twisted mind, I bring you...
THE HYPER GUYVER INTERVIEWS!!! Today's guest is nature boy himself... The druid!
Druid: S'up.
Hyper Guyver: Hey druid, how's it going?
Druid: Tight, just hangin in my crib, with some of my home boys...
Hyper Guyver: Uh, okay. So druid, what's it like transforming into animals.
Druid: Is tight, through the flea's tent to bug me.
Hyper Guyver: Hmmm... And you can actually control nature?
Druid: Straight up! Me and nature... Were like that. (Does some kind of gesture with his hands.)
Hyper Guyver: Right... Uh, what was it like working on the quest to destroy Diablo?
Druid: Diablo? Ha! Bitch didn't know what hit him!
Hyper Guyver: Uh... Right. How did you get along with the other members of your party.
Druid: Is cool... Paladin was dumber than dirt and the barbarian just below him, but the kicks came from the Amazon, Assassin, and Sorceress, Them's DAMN FINE!
Hyper Guyver: Okay... Some of the other's said you were somewhat of a pervert.
Druid: Jeeze, you videotape the assassin taking a bath in the lake and suddenly you're a pervert.
Hyper Guyver: You videotaped her?
Druid: Yeah, I'm making DEMONS GONE WILD 5.
Hyper Guyver: Cool, can you get me a copy?
Druid: Yeah, sure. Though I would have had it done by now, but he Amazon kept breaking my camera.
Hyper Guyver: Why did she keep doing that?
Druid: Nothing big, I was just taping her changing...
Hyper Guyver: You taped her changing and YOU'RE STILL ALIVE???
Druid: Well, I kind of lucked out. Right after she smashed my camera, she was about to kill me but all of sudden the sorceress was up in her face. Then they got into a fight.
Hyper Guyver: What happened after that?
Druid: What do you think? I pulled out a spare camera and video taped it.
Hyper Guyver: Hmmm.. You know I actually got the Amazon's phone number.
Druid: Really! Technically I'm not allowed within two hundred feet of her. (Pulls out restraining order)
Hyper Guyver: O_O
Druid: Though I might warn you. She does get a little clingy.
Hyper Guyver: Clingy?
Druid: Check your message machine.
Hyper Guyver: (hits play button)
(beep) 8-19-02 Hey Hyper Guyver, it me, Amazon, please call.
(beep) 8-20-02 Hey Hyper Guyver, its me again. I really hope you call.
(beep) 8-21-02 Hyper Guyver it me. Why haven't you called? It's getting really lonely with me by my little o'l self.
(beep) 8-22-02 It me. Lets get to the point, I'm horny and alone, call me.
(beep) 8-23-02 Me again, I'm naked and alone. Call me!
(beep) 8-24-02 I'M NAKED, HORNY, ALONE, AND I'VE GOT STRAWBERRIES! CALL ME!!!
(beep) end of messages.
Hyper Guyver: What's today's date?
Druid: uh, the 24th.
Hyper Guyver: SEE YA!!!
(Hyper Guyver runs out the door)
Week Later....
Hyper Guyver: (comes in through the door) What? Your still here?
Druid: Well, I wasn't exactly sure when you were coming back.
Hyper Guyver: Do think the fact that I didn't come back after the first couple of days was a clue that you should have left?
Druid: You actually spent the whole week there?
Hyper Guyver: Apparently, among Amazons. The male to female ratio is 1 to 1,000. Apparently she was making up for "lost time."
Druid: HA! YOU DA MAN! (High Fives Hyper Guyver)
Hyper Guyver: Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed.
Druid: But it's two in the afternoon, and haven't you been in the bed for the last seven days?
Hyper Guyver: Do think she actually let me sleep in all that time?!!
Druid: Damn... Well then see Ya.
(Druid walks out. Leaving the huge mess he made in my house, behind him.)
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Well, anyways. I suppose that's it for this interview. Stay tuned next time when I interview... (Yawn) I guess... Anderial. Well Good day and (Yawn) Good night.
Mudy: Hey! How come we weren't in this interview?!
Gabe: Yeah, I'm starting to think Hyper Guyver doesn't apperiate us.
Mudy: You know what, we should start our own show!
Gabe: Yeah, The Gabe and Mudy interviews!
Mudy: You mean The Mudy and Gabe interviews!
Gabe: Whatever...
Paladin: Hey, can I join your little interview thing?
Mudy: Do you have an experience as an interviewer?
Paladin: No
Gabe: Intelligence?
Paladin: Uh...
Mudy: I guess that's a no...
Gabe: Your perfect!
Mudy: Yeah, lets go to Hyper Guyver and show him how we don't need him anymore!
All Three: RIGHT!
(Banging on Hyper Guyver's door)
Mudy: Hey Hyper Guyver! We have something we want to tell you!
All Three: YEAH!
Hyper Guyver: (Yawn) (click)
All Three: (BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Hyper Guyver: (Yawn) (scratches ass and goes back to bed)
And finally, to Margoon... I DO NOT TALK TO MYSELF!! I may occasionally make sound effects to the little stories I play out in my head.(TOO MUCH INFORMATION! TO MUCH INFORMATION!)... Well okay, MAYBE I talked to myself... Rarely.(SHUT UP YOU FOOL!) But it's not like I do it anymore... Well, maybe occasionally. (SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!) HEY! Stop that! (Sorry...)... Uh... I guess this little episode really isn't helping my case... (Then I guess you better stop talking now, shouldn't you wiseass.) HEY! Dr. Folden told you to stop calling me that! (Oops... Heh, heh, heh...)
Oh... This really isn't going to make me look good...