Chapter 2
God: You forget who I am, Yugi. I am God, which means I have 4000 life points again.
Yugi: That's not cool.
God: Oh no!
Everybody else: What?
God: Do you hear that?
Everybody else: Hear What?
God: That sound that sounds like hooves.
Everybody else: What are you talking about?
God: That hoof like sound that's actually made from beating coconuts together.
Everybody else: What does it sound like?
God: Do you have to say what every sentence?
Everybody else: (devilish smile like this !_!) What did you say?
God: (same devilish smile as everybody else !_!)
Everybody else: (*~* sizzling from lightning bolt)
God: Hide!
Monty Python: (clickety clack...) Heavenly Master, is that you?
God: (high, squeaky voice) No!
Monty Python: Where is the Holy One?
God: Go away!
Monty Python: Righteous Lord, we are not worthy of your presence!
God: Then leave!
MP: But Lord, we have found the Holy Grail. Lives and shrubberies were lost, but we found your holy wine glass.
God: Give it to Me and leave!
MP: Lord with your great wisdom, do you know the average velocity of a northern and southern swallow?
God: What is the wind speed in flight, and what is the direction of the wind?
MP: We don't knoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!
God: Finally, we can finish our dual.
God's Angel on the walky-talky: Sir we have a situation at the gates.
God: Fine, do you guys want to come. Satan is storming the gates again.
My friends and I: ( flash with bell) will there be destruction?
God: How did you get here?
Me: Well, Edward set off one of his Nuclear bombs. We're having one of those near death experiences.
Yugi's guys and God: Ooooooooooooooooh!
My Friends and I: Bye.
My friend Edward: (talking to hot angel) Hey, can I get your number?
My friends and I: ( beginning to poof)
Edward:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
My friends and I: (poof)
God: Lets go.