Disclaimer: Okay... I'll make this clean and clear... I DON'T OWN
DIABLO!!!! (God knows I wish I did... who knows how much cash I could be
making...)
Hello everyone! Yes it is I! The fabled Hyper Guyver! Here to bring you yet another impossibly funny interview!(Man, do I have an ego or what) So on to the interview!
Hyper Guyver: Hello everyone, It is I, Hyper Guyver! And Welcome to the HYPER GUYVER INTERVIEWS!
(Crowd Cheers)
Hyper Guyver: Thank you... Thank you... Now lets welcome our guest for today, the Mistress of Misery herself, Andarial!
Andarial: Thank you, its... Uh, nice to be here...
Hyper Guyver: What's with the awkward pause?
Andarial: Well...
Hyper Guyver: What?!
Andarial: Well, when I agreed to do this interview, I thought our location would be some what... More sophisticated.
Hyper Guyver: What's that suppose to mean?!
Andarial: uh, something better than your kitchen.
Hyper Guyver: Oh come on its not that bad!
Andarial: I can see the flies swarming around the pile of dishes in your sink.
Hyper Guyver:...
(Ten minutes later)
Hyper Guyver: (throws dish rag away) There you happy now.
Andarial: much.
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) Okay, on with the interview... First question, Uh... Why... Uh...
Andarial: What?
Hyper Guyver: Why are you so... Uh... Dressed...
Andarial: WHAT?!
Hyper Guyver: Uh, have you taken a look in the mirror lately?
Andarial: Where are you going with this?
Hyper Guyver: well... Do you think that a mini bikini top is appropriate daywear?
Andarial: Uh...
Hyper Guyver: And I don't really think it goes well with the... Uh... Hoofs and spider stingers...
Andarial: Grrrrrr...
Hyper Guyver: Please don't kill me.
Andarial: Your really pushing it pal!
Hyper Guyver: (gulp) On to the next question... What's it like being the mistress of misery?
Andarial: Its actually quite fun.
Hyper Guyver: Really?!
Andarial: yep, you'd be surprised at how good you can feel about yourselves, after you've sucked the last bit of joy and happiness out of someone and turned them into a pathetic blob of self-pity and loathing. ^_^
Hyper Guyver: Uh, right... Next question, how did it feel when you got your ass kicked by the Diablo Dream Team?
Andarial: Actually it was quite embarrassing.
Hyper Guyver: Embarrassing?
Andarial: I mean, who wouldn't be humiliated after getting their ass kicked by that group of morons.
Hyper Guyver: Oh come on, it couldn't have been that bad.
Andarial: Are you kidding me? The druid kept throwing beaded necklaces at me to take my top off for something called 'Demons Gone Wild'...
Hyper Guyver: (point to the window) Hey what's that?
Andarial: (looks out window) Huh?
Hyper Guyver: (Grabs 'Demons Gone Wild 5' and hides its) Huh, must have been my imagination...
Andarial: Uh, anyways, what was even worse, was the Paladin! The guy was almost as dumb as the Barbarian! And the Amazon was a nightmare! I don't know if she was PMSing or something, but jeez, what a bitch!
Hyper Guyver; Uh...
Andarial: And I'm not even going to get you started on the sorceress...(Grumbles 'Bitch' under her breath)
Hyper Guyver: O_O Uh...
Andarial: And that stupid Necromancer! Grrr... The pot he sold me was crap! It was the worst stuff I've ever used!
Hyper Guyver: The Necromancer was selling you pot?!
Andarial: Yeah, he says it helps him "Communicate with dead spirits" I think the only thing dead with that guy is his brain.
Hyper Guyver: Okay, moving along...
Andarial: Hey where are those two dips that keep bugging you?
Hyper Guyver: Mudy and Gabe?
Andarial: Yeah.
Hyper Guyver: Uh, I have no idea... (looks away innocently)
(In Hyper Guyver's basement)
Mudy: (tied up) Mmmph!!!! Mmmph! Mpph!
Gabe: (tied up) MMMMM!!! MMPH! HM!
Paladin: (Has chewed threw his gag) (singing) I have a lovely bunch of cocoa nuts, diddily diddly dee, here they are standing in a row, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Gabe and Mud: MMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(back up stairs)
Hyper Guyver: (whistles innocently)
Andarial: O_o
Hyper Guyver: Anyways, do you have any plans for the future?
Andarail: Uh, other than getting idiotically drunk after I leave, not really.
Hyper Guyver: Uh okay.
Andarial: (watch starts beeping) ooooh! Happy Hour at the Rogue Monastery! ^_^ Got to go get my ass drunk as hell! Bye! (Runs off to the Rogue Monastery)
Hyper Guyver: Well, that concludes another episode of the Hyper Guyver Interviews, stay tuned next time, when I interview the Necromancer! Good day, and good night.
Hello everyone! Yes it is I! The fabled Hyper Guyver! Here to bring you yet another impossibly funny interview!(Man, do I have an ego or what) So on to the interview!
Hyper Guyver: Hello everyone, It is I, Hyper Guyver! And Welcome to the HYPER GUYVER INTERVIEWS!
(Crowd Cheers)
Hyper Guyver: Thank you... Thank you... Now lets welcome our guest for today, the Mistress of Misery herself, Andarial!
Andarial: Thank you, its... Uh, nice to be here...
Hyper Guyver: What's with the awkward pause?
Andarial: Well...
Hyper Guyver: What?!
Andarial: Well, when I agreed to do this interview, I thought our location would be some what... More sophisticated.
Hyper Guyver: What's that suppose to mean?!
Andarial: uh, something better than your kitchen.
Hyper Guyver: Oh come on its not that bad!
Andarial: I can see the flies swarming around the pile of dishes in your sink.
Hyper Guyver:...
(Ten minutes later)
Hyper Guyver: (throws dish rag away) There you happy now.
Andarial: much.
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) Okay, on with the interview... First question, Uh... Why... Uh...
Andarial: What?
Hyper Guyver: Why are you so... Uh... Dressed...
Andarial: WHAT?!
Hyper Guyver: Uh, have you taken a look in the mirror lately?
Andarial: Where are you going with this?
Hyper Guyver: well... Do you think that a mini bikini top is appropriate daywear?
Andarial: Uh...
Hyper Guyver: And I don't really think it goes well with the... Uh... Hoofs and spider stingers...
Andarial: Grrrrrr...
Hyper Guyver: Please don't kill me.
Andarial: Your really pushing it pal!
Hyper Guyver: (gulp) On to the next question... What's it like being the mistress of misery?
Andarial: Its actually quite fun.
Hyper Guyver: Really?!
Andarial: yep, you'd be surprised at how good you can feel about yourselves, after you've sucked the last bit of joy and happiness out of someone and turned them into a pathetic blob of self-pity and loathing. ^_^
Hyper Guyver: Uh, right... Next question, how did it feel when you got your ass kicked by the Diablo Dream Team?
Andarial: Actually it was quite embarrassing.
Hyper Guyver: Embarrassing?
Andarial: I mean, who wouldn't be humiliated after getting their ass kicked by that group of morons.
Hyper Guyver: Oh come on, it couldn't have been that bad.
Andarial: Are you kidding me? The druid kept throwing beaded necklaces at me to take my top off for something called 'Demons Gone Wild'...
Hyper Guyver: (point to the window) Hey what's that?
Andarial: (looks out window) Huh?
Hyper Guyver: (Grabs 'Demons Gone Wild 5' and hides its) Huh, must have been my imagination...
Andarial: Uh, anyways, what was even worse, was the Paladin! The guy was almost as dumb as the Barbarian! And the Amazon was a nightmare! I don't know if she was PMSing or something, but jeez, what a bitch!
Hyper Guyver; Uh...
Andarial: And I'm not even going to get you started on the sorceress...(Grumbles 'Bitch' under her breath)
Hyper Guyver: O_O Uh...
Andarial: And that stupid Necromancer! Grrr... The pot he sold me was crap! It was the worst stuff I've ever used!
Hyper Guyver: The Necromancer was selling you pot?!
Andarial: Yeah, he says it helps him "Communicate with dead spirits" I think the only thing dead with that guy is his brain.
Hyper Guyver: Okay, moving along...
Andarial: Hey where are those two dips that keep bugging you?
Hyper Guyver: Mudy and Gabe?
Andarial: Yeah.
Hyper Guyver: Uh, I have no idea... (looks away innocently)
(In Hyper Guyver's basement)
Mudy: (tied up) Mmmph!!!! Mmmph! Mpph!
Gabe: (tied up) MMMMM!!! MMPH! HM!
Paladin: (Has chewed threw his gag) (singing) I have a lovely bunch of cocoa nuts, diddily diddly dee, here they are standing in a row, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head...
Gabe and Mud: MMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(back up stairs)
Hyper Guyver: (whistles innocently)
Andarial: O_o
Hyper Guyver: Anyways, do you have any plans for the future?
Andarail: Uh, other than getting idiotically drunk after I leave, not really.
Hyper Guyver: Uh okay.
Andarial: (watch starts beeping) ooooh! Happy Hour at the Rogue Monastery! ^_^ Got to go get my ass drunk as hell! Bye! (Runs off to the Rogue Monastery)
Hyper Guyver: Well, that concludes another episode of the Hyper Guyver Interviews, stay tuned next time, when I interview the Necromancer! Good day, and good night.