Disclaimer: Don't own Diablo... Now, I know that must come as some what of
a shock to you... But yes, it's true...
^_^ Hey everyone! Sorry it's been so long since I've posted but well... Ah screw it! There's no point in trying to make excuses... The truth is I'm just lazy! But, on with the next chapter.
Hyper Guyver: Hey everyone! Welcome to the next installment of my Diablo interviews! Today were on location in the Swamps lands of Sanctuary those Albinos In Black call home! That's right ladies and gentlemen; I bring you our latest guest, the Necromancer!
...
Hyper Guyver: Uh, okay, 1. Where is the Necromancer? 2. Where's the necromancer's applause?!
Sound Guy: Uh, were having technical difficulties...
Hyper Guyver: -_- What kind of technical difficulties?
Sound Guy: Uh, we don't have any power for the sound effects.
Hyper Guyver: O_o What?! Why not?!
Sound Guy: Uh, there's no outlets for the plugs...
Hyper Guyver: NO OUTLETS?!! Of course there aren't any outlets! We're in the middle of a swamp you moron!
Sound Guy: Sorry... Heh, if it weren't for the fact that the camera ran on batteries, we'd pretty much be dead in the water...
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Fine... Say, how long do we have on that battery?
Sound Guy: Uh, forty minutes.
Hyper Guyver: O_O forty minutes?! (Looks around frantically) Where is that stupid Necromancer?! I didn't spend my entire allowance on this whole trip just for the scenery!!!
(In the bathroom... Well, I guess it's the equivalent of a swamp bathroom...)
Bathroom: (smoke seeping through the cracks)
Necromancer: Yes... Spirits of the dead... Come to me... tell me your secrets... (blows out puff of smoke) Tell me... Tell me of your divine wisdom... Give me answers!
Necromancer...
Necromancer: Yes! Yes, I can hear you! Tell me! Tell me what it is you wish me to know!
Necromancer... Get... Get...
Necromancer: Get? What is it you wish me to get?! (Blows out another puff of smoke)
Get.. Get... out.
Necromancer: Huh?
Get... out!...
Necromancer: Say what now?
Hyper Guyver: I said get out of the bathroom and lets get this interview started! (starts banging on the door) I swear, if your "communicating with the dead" in there, I'll personally bring your conversations to a more personal level! After I snap your pot headed neck!
Necromancer: (steps out of the bathroom) Dude, mellow out.
Hyper Guyver: O_o Did you just call me 'dude?'
Necromancer: Uh, no?
Hyper Guyver: Yes you did! You called me 'Dude!'
Necromancer: Uh, No I didn't.
Hyper Guyver: Yes you did!
Necromancer: No I didn't.
Hyper Guyver: Yes you did!
Necromancer: No I didn't!
Hyper Guyver: Yes you DID!
Necromancer: DIDN'T!
Hyper Guyver: DID!
Necromancer: DIDN'!
Hyper Guyver: DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Necromancer: O_O Uh, okay... Um, maybe I did... What's so bad about that?
Hyper Guyver:... Uh...(scathes back of head) Uh, nothing I guess...
Necromancer: -_- You're almost as moody as the Amazon.
Hyper Guyver: O_O Amazon?! WHERE?!!! (Jumps into tree and hides)
Necromancer: O_o What the...
Hyper Guyver: (Looks around frantically) Er, sorry...
Necromancer: Let me guess, bad break up?
Hyper Guyver: Uh, you could say that...
Necromancer: I know what you mean... I went out with her for about week.. When we broke up she got half my stuff!
Hyper Guyver: Wow, she must have one heck of divorce lawyer...
Necromancer: Lawyer? No, I mean, after SHE dumped ME, then broke into my house and stole half my stuff!
Hyper Guyver: (gulp) I hope I remember to lock the door before I left...
Necromancer: (sob) She took my best pot plants too!! (Cries like a little girl)
Hyper Guyver: Er, okay...
Necromancer: (sobs) I miss you little Stevey. and Melvin. oh! And who could ever forget little Agrabania?
Hyper Guyver: O_O You name your pot plants?
Necromancer: O_O Uh, er... well, uh... No?
Hyper Guyver: -_- That's pretty pathetic.
Necromancer: And your one to talk?
Hyper Guyver: What's that suppose to mean?
Necromancer: Oh nothing... (whispers) Amazon.
Hyper Guyver: (screams like a little girl) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jumps and hides in tree again)
Necromancer: Point made.
Hyper Guyver: -_- Can we just get on with the interview already?
Sound Guy: Twenty minutes left on the camera
Hyper Guyver: O_O AAAHHHH!!!!!! Okay, okay... Uh, first question... What was it like being apart of the Diablo Dream Team?
Necromancer: The what now?
Hyper Guyver: Uh, the Diablo Dream Team? The heroes who went to vanquish Diablo and stop his sinister brothers? The whole reason you're famous now!
Necromancer: Uh, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... Whatever you say...
Hyper Guyver: ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT?!!!
Necromancer: Well, all I remember is, my council told me to go investigate something that was going on in the Roug's Monastery and to clear it up if necessary... Heh, while I was packing, I kind of made a mistake and took the hard stuff with me... heh, all I really remember was a druid with a camera getting slapped around by some girls, while this stupid looking paladin guy kept getting ripped to pieces by every single monster we came across... heck there was this one time, when we were in Lut Guelin, I remember this only because my pot ran out...
Hyper Guyver: -_- Right...
Necromancer: Anyways, I ran out of pot, so once the haze lifted, I was out of my spiritual collaboration...
Hyper Guyver: 'Spiritual collaboration?'
Necromancer: (irritated sigh) YES! 'Spiritual collaboration!' Now, as I was saying, once the haze wore off, I was mentally conscious long enough to witness the Paladin charging at the Harem Guild screaming something about 'Succubus' and then watching as he got the crap beaten out of him. I have to admit; those Harems really could pack a punch. So after that, I restocked my supply and... well, I woke up and found an appointment on my day calendar saying something about an interview with you.
Hyper Guyver: O_O THAT'S ALL YOU REMEMBER?!
Necromancer: That and the Amazon... (grins) Dang she was wild in the sack...
Hyper Guyver: Amazon?! (Screams while jumping up and hiding in tree)
Necromancer: Are you going to keep doing that?
Hyper Guyver: -_- If I need to...
Necromancer: (sigh) whatever...
Hyper Guyver: Well, I guess there's not much point with going on with this interview any longer... (turns to face Sound Guy)
Sound Guy: Four minutes left
Hyper Guyver: (Turns to face Necromancer) Well, thanks for being with us today Necro-... Hey? Where'd he go?!
Bathroom: (smoke seeping through the cracks)
Hyper Guyver: -_- (Sigh) Fine... Well, I guess that's all for today's show folks... Next up, the Sorceress!
Sound Guy: two seconds left!
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) So good day, and Good Nig-
Camera: *Low Battery*
^_^ Hey everyone! Sorry it's been so long since I've posted but well... Ah screw it! There's no point in trying to make excuses... The truth is I'm just lazy! But, on with the next chapter.
Hyper Guyver: Hey everyone! Welcome to the next installment of my Diablo interviews! Today were on location in the Swamps lands of Sanctuary those Albinos In Black call home! That's right ladies and gentlemen; I bring you our latest guest, the Necromancer!
...
Hyper Guyver: Uh, okay, 1. Where is the Necromancer? 2. Where's the necromancer's applause?!
Sound Guy: Uh, were having technical difficulties...
Hyper Guyver: -_- What kind of technical difficulties?
Sound Guy: Uh, we don't have any power for the sound effects.
Hyper Guyver: O_o What?! Why not?!
Sound Guy: Uh, there's no outlets for the plugs...
Hyper Guyver: NO OUTLETS?!! Of course there aren't any outlets! We're in the middle of a swamp you moron!
Sound Guy: Sorry... Heh, if it weren't for the fact that the camera ran on batteries, we'd pretty much be dead in the water...
Hyper Guyver: (Sigh) Fine... Say, how long do we have on that battery?
Sound Guy: Uh, forty minutes.
Hyper Guyver: O_O forty minutes?! (Looks around frantically) Where is that stupid Necromancer?! I didn't spend my entire allowance on this whole trip just for the scenery!!!
(In the bathroom... Well, I guess it's the equivalent of a swamp bathroom...)
Bathroom: (smoke seeping through the cracks)
Necromancer: Yes... Spirits of the dead... Come to me... tell me your secrets... (blows out puff of smoke) Tell me... Tell me of your divine wisdom... Give me answers!
Necromancer...
Necromancer: Yes! Yes, I can hear you! Tell me! Tell me what it is you wish me to know!
Necromancer... Get... Get...
Necromancer: Get? What is it you wish me to get?! (Blows out another puff of smoke)
Get.. Get... out.
Necromancer: Huh?
Get... out!...
Necromancer: Say what now?
Hyper Guyver: I said get out of the bathroom and lets get this interview started! (starts banging on the door) I swear, if your "communicating with the dead" in there, I'll personally bring your conversations to a more personal level! After I snap your pot headed neck!
Necromancer: (steps out of the bathroom) Dude, mellow out.
Hyper Guyver: O_o Did you just call me 'dude?'
Necromancer: Uh, no?
Hyper Guyver: Yes you did! You called me 'Dude!'
Necromancer: Uh, No I didn't.
Hyper Guyver: Yes you did!
Necromancer: No I didn't.
Hyper Guyver: Yes you did!
Necromancer: No I didn't!
Hyper Guyver: Yes you DID!
Necromancer: DIDN'T!
Hyper Guyver: DID!
Necromancer: DIDN'!
Hyper Guyver: DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Necromancer: O_O Uh, okay... Um, maybe I did... What's so bad about that?
Hyper Guyver:... Uh...(scathes back of head) Uh, nothing I guess...
Necromancer: -_- You're almost as moody as the Amazon.
Hyper Guyver: O_O Amazon?! WHERE?!!! (Jumps into tree and hides)
Necromancer: O_o What the...
Hyper Guyver: (Looks around frantically) Er, sorry...
Necromancer: Let me guess, bad break up?
Hyper Guyver: Uh, you could say that...
Necromancer: I know what you mean... I went out with her for about week.. When we broke up she got half my stuff!
Hyper Guyver: Wow, she must have one heck of divorce lawyer...
Necromancer: Lawyer? No, I mean, after SHE dumped ME, then broke into my house and stole half my stuff!
Hyper Guyver: (gulp) I hope I remember to lock the door before I left...
Necromancer: (sob) She took my best pot plants too!! (Cries like a little girl)
Hyper Guyver: Er, okay...
Necromancer: (sobs) I miss you little Stevey. and Melvin. oh! And who could ever forget little Agrabania?
Hyper Guyver: O_O You name your pot plants?
Necromancer: O_O Uh, er... well, uh... No?
Hyper Guyver: -_- That's pretty pathetic.
Necromancer: And your one to talk?
Hyper Guyver: What's that suppose to mean?
Necromancer: Oh nothing... (whispers) Amazon.
Hyper Guyver: (screams like a little girl) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Jumps and hides in tree again)
Necromancer: Point made.
Hyper Guyver: -_- Can we just get on with the interview already?
Sound Guy: Twenty minutes left on the camera
Hyper Guyver: O_O AAAHHHH!!!!!! Okay, okay... Uh, first question... What was it like being apart of the Diablo Dream Team?
Necromancer: The what now?
Hyper Guyver: Uh, the Diablo Dream Team? The heroes who went to vanquish Diablo and stop his sinister brothers? The whole reason you're famous now!
Necromancer: Uh, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure... Whatever you say...
Hyper Guyver: ARE YOU SAYING YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF THAT?!!!
Necromancer: Well, all I remember is, my council told me to go investigate something that was going on in the Roug's Monastery and to clear it up if necessary... Heh, while I was packing, I kind of made a mistake and took the hard stuff with me... heh, all I really remember was a druid with a camera getting slapped around by some girls, while this stupid looking paladin guy kept getting ripped to pieces by every single monster we came across... heck there was this one time, when we were in Lut Guelin, I remember this only because my pot ran out...
Hyper Guyver: -_- Right...
Necromancer: Anyways, I ran out of pot, so once the haze lifted, I was out of my spiritual collaboration...
Hyper Guyver: 'Spiritual collaboration?'
Necromancer: (irritated sigh) YES! 'Spiritual collaboration!' Now, as I was saying, once the haze wore off, I was mentally conscious long enough to witness the Paladin charging at the Harem Guild screaming something about 'Succubus' and then watching as he got the crap beaten out of him. I have to admit; those Harems really could pack a punch. So after that, I restocked my supply and... well, I woke up and found an appointment on my day calendar saying something about an interview with you.
Hyper Guyver: O_O THAT'S ALL YOU REMEMBER?!
Necromancer: That and the Amazon... (grins) Dang she was wild in the sack...
Hyper Guyver: Amazon?! (Screams while jumping up and hiding in tree)
Necromancer: Are you going to keep doing that?
Hyper Guyver: -_- If I need to...
Necromancer: (sigh) whatever...
Hyper Guyver: Well, I guess there's not much point with going on with this interview any longer... (turns to face Sound Guy)
Sound Guy: Four minutes left
Hyper Guyver: (Turns to face Necromancer) Well, thanks for being with us today Necro-... Hey? Where'd he go?!
Bathroom: (smoke seeping through the cracks)
Hyper Guyver: -_- (Sigh) Fine... Well, I guess that's all for today's show folks... Next up, the Sorceress!
Sound Guy: two seconds left!
Hyper Guyver: (sigh) So good day, and Good Nig-
Camera: *Low Battery*