Ever wonder what Snape would be like in a interview? I think I have a pretty
good idea :)
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Reporter: Well today we are going to talk to Severus Snape the Hogwarts
potions master about his favorite books. How are you doing to day Mr. Snape?
Snape: *stares at reporter* Don't ask me stupid questions
Reporter: O-ok sir… well we are here to talk about books so
what is your favorite book
Snape: 1001 curses and hexes to use on the annoying
Reporter: Humm o-ok t-then
Snape: Stop stutttttering you dunderhead
Reporter: Sorry sir, lets go on to the next question. What was your favorite
book When you where a kid?
Snape: Any Dark Arts book
Reporter: Really? I am sure that came in handy.
Snape: What's that supposed to mean?
Reporter: Nothing Mr. Sna…
Snape: Are you making a reference to my Death Eater days?
Reporter: N-n-no sir
Snape: I told you to stop stuttering! Now what was that comment about?
Reporter: I just heard from Mr. Black…
Snape: BLACK!? Why where you talking to Black?
Reporter: It was just a passing conversion and I mentioned that I was interviewing
You and he said that you enjoyed the Dark Arts
Snape: Don't you ever mention me any way when talking to black. Got that?
Reporter: Y-y-yes sir
Snape: *gives evil glare*
Reporter: Sorry. Well I think it's about time to wrap this interview up.
Any last words?
Snape: Yeah, don't interview me again!
Reporter: Turn in next week when we interview Harry Potter about being famous
Snape: *extra evil glare*
Reporter: *runs as fast as he can in the opposite direction*