Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or any of the song, ya'llz happy

A/N: Hi peoples I don't know how this is going to end, up lets just see how my mind works.

!~! Parody of the parody 'goodbye squirrel' by Cledus T. Judd

Me and Miroku are both outdoorsmen set in our back woods ways,

Both members of a fighting gang,

Both active in the NRA.

Naraku ridicule association.

We scouted a location where we had no doubt we'd kill the biggest Jerk in the world.

Miroku waited in his tree but all he seen was shippo.

Day or two weeks since kagome came back and neither one of us was amused.

We were well camoed, and had a high powered Hanyou but no big game to Kill.

We finally saw a Jerk as big as a horse Miroku had him in his cross hairs (right hand)

But Shippo jumped off a branch above us and landed in Miroku's Hair.

Miroku- dang blab it get off a there!

Miroku fell out of tha tree on his head he landed like a wimp he laid there cryin'

'Til I jumped on down picked him up off the ground,

And it didn't take us long to decide, that shippo had to die!

Chorus: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Goodbye SHIPPO!

With black eyed bugs...

They looked alright to me Shippo.

Come on out of that tree shippo

Inuyasha-Hey guess what?!

Ha Ha Ha Ha

Inuyasha- you've eaten your last chocolate nut Shippo!

Me and Miroku went down to the local village bought a keg of dynamite.

Two wooden baseball bats and a few slaps to the face.

We was in for one heck of a fight.

Inuyasha- we'll show you!

When you're hunting with dumb and dumber

Somethin' surely bound to go wrong...

And when Miroku lit that real short fuse I knew it wouldn't be long...

Bomb: ssssssssss!....

When the dynamite BLEW! Miroku's shoe did too.

And fingers began to fly.

We were barely alive when Myoga arrived,

And much to our surprise.

Shippo didn't die!

Ha Ha Ha ha!

Goodbye shippo!

Just one more shot! (Threw a rock)

Ping!

I'll skin ya hide and make a hat when its dried Shippo!!!

"Kagome!!!!"

"Inuyasha! SIT!"

THUD!

!~!

Nobody was harmed in the making of this thing and shippo is still alive. He is a very cleaver fox.

Hope everyone liked and it went through a bunch of changes as I typed it. It at first was going to be Sango and Kagome going after Kikyo but well it just changed.

And they didn't really wanna kill shippo it was just a figure of speech.

Ja Ne!

Please R & R!