Shaman King Fanfiction.

Thy Kingdom Come.

By Kiiro Asakura.

Disclaimer: I do not own Shaman King. Waaaah... Hu hu hu.... : (

To the reader: If you think that some of my ideas were borrowed (lets use that term instead of word 'steal' okay?) from the fics that you have written, please notify me through email so I can provide the credits that are due to you. Gomen, it's just that I've already read far too many SK fics for me to distinguish the authors who made them.

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Narrator (who's voice is (again) coming out of nowhere):

Terror and anguish has reigned in the hearts of those who cannot see the path of light. But now, the time has come for the night to cease its dominance over the terrain. The gods have decided to put an end to the sufferings of men. For the fear brought by gloom will become one with the past and the almighty sun shall appear once again to enlighten those who have been blinded by the hours of darkness. The sky shall give honor to its eternal supremacy. And the bearer of light will come to see for himself the events that are about to unfold in the lives of those living on earth.

Horo-horo: Oh come on!!! Just obliterate our eardrums why don't ya!?! Must we always listen to one of them, stupid introductions?!?

(Suddenly materializes in front of Horo-Horo with a staid grin plastered on his face.)

Hao: Awww. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Such a pity introductions are wasted on such irrelevant things, ne Boro-Boro?

(With veins bulging out of his temples)

Horo-horo: Nani!?! What did you say my name was again!?!

(Merely smiles at Horo-Horo)

Hao: Sigh.

(Turns his back and ignores the Ainu shaman. He then stares into the horizon and starts to speak in a calm but authoritative kind of voice)

Hao: Doesn't anyone of you know that introductions are not meant to speak of the beauty that the moon and the sun owns.

(A short pause)

(Turns his head and flips his hair while he does the 'beautiful eyes' routine. All movements done in slow motion, and then speaks with an 'all- knowing' tone of voice)

Hao: For you see Boro-boro,

* Horo-Horo takes out his snowboard and is about to engage into full battle mode but is quickly restrained by Ren and Chocolove.

Ren: Baka! You don't have to take it too personally you know!!!

Chocolove: Yeah! It's not your fault your parents decided to give you such an awful name!

* Horo-horo strangles Chocolove to death.

* Ren shakes his head at the sight of his two friends.

Ren: Sigh. Those two are hopeless.

(Appears at the side of his master)

Bason: That is so true Bocchama.

* Hao just smiles at them.

(Looks at the horizon once again before closing his eyes to signify his contemplation. He then tucks a wisp of hair behind his ear and turns his head at the other shamans with a solemn smile on his face)

Hao: Can't you imbeciles see? Introductions are simply meant to talk about nothing else, but the beauty and glamour that only Asakura Hao possesses! Isn't that right Opacho?

Opacho: Hai! Hao-sama is the most beautiful and glamorous creature in the entire world! Umm, I mean, in the entire universe!!!

(Turns his attention to his midget servant. His eyes now resemble those of a puppy and are immediately filled with tears of joy. His voice begins to break for it is very much filled with intense emotions)

Hao: Oh! That. Was. So. Beautiful! (sniff sniff) So. Beautiful. Opacho! (sniff) Oh! (sniff) Now see what you've made me do! I can't stop the tears from falling down! (sniff sniff) Hu, hu, hu.

Chocolove: Oh great! So now you wanna pu, pu, pu!?! Damn it Hao! Must you always taunt us by giving us too much information about the activities of your excretory system!?!

(Looks at Chocolove as his eyes begin to water once again. His lips are trembling. He then drops to the floor, cries like a baby and throws a tantrum while pounding the floor with his feet and closed fists)

Hao: Waahhhh!!! Spirit of Fire!!! Come back!!! Onegai!!! I need you!!!

Opacho: -Thud!!!-

* Opacho drops to the floor unconscious.

* Horo-Horo, Ren and Chocolove sweatdrop. (-_-)*

* Kiiro and the Spirit of Fire laugh their asses off as they continue to type the rest of the fic.

*** Konnichiwa minna-san!!! Gomen ne for that bunch of worthless stuff- again! : )

*** For all the fans of Asakura Hao, please don't hate me! The truth is, Hao-sama is my favorite character too! - Am so sorry for his OCC-ness!!! It's just that I find him to be sooo adorable no matter what situation he may be in!!! : )

*** For all the people who reviewed the first chapter of this fic, just wannna say: Arigato gosaimasu! I also wanna thank a reviewer who informed me about Kino's disability. I'll keep that in mind, but let's just say that in this fic, Kino's reason for wearing sunglasses is her desire to be a trendsetter. Heheh (!?!) : )

*** Also, I would like to emphasize that my sense of humor has evidently deteriorated in this chapter. Yes, as sad as it is to admit it, I just can't seem to find an inspiration to have my brain cracking up with those jokes... Sigh, gomen ne! Just so you'd know, I tried my best though! : (

*** So anyway, please don't be discouraged to read this chapter and just keep em reviews coming aight? Tnx! : )

*** On with the fic then! EnJoY!!! : )

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Shaman King Fanfiction.

Thy Kingdom Come.

By Kiiro Asakura.

Morning. An alarm clock rings. A hand places itself on the timepiece to stop its buzzing.

(Rubs his eyes, and then blissfully stretches and yawns on his bed after having a taste of a good night's slumber)

Yoh: Haaaaaaaa!!! Sigh.

* Amidamaru appears beside Yoh.

Amidamaru: Ohayo Yoh-dono!

(Blinks his 'still sleepy' eyes before greeting his samurai spirit)

Yoh: Ohayo Amidamaru!

Amidamaru: You're up early today Yoh-dono. It's only 3 in the morning. Mind if I ask why?

(Scratches the back of his head)

Yoh: Eh? It's only three? Hee, hee, hee! Ano, you see Amidamaru, I have to make sure Anna doesn't wake up before the rest of us do.

Amidamaru: Ah, I see, is this also a part of your obaasan's plans?

Yoh: Hai! Obaasan says we need to have, what was that again? Oh yeah! Sufficient number of preparation hours!

(Stretches and yawns some more before saying)

Yoh: So now if you will excuse me, I have to go and make sure Anna snoozes until up to eight in the morning!

(Looks at his master with interest as he asks a question)

Amidamaru: Ano, Yoh-dono, gomen for my being inquisitive, but how exactly do you intend to do that to Anna-okami?

(Slowly gets out of his bed, slides the doors of his room, and then gleefully smirks at his samurai spirit once again)

Yoh: Hee, hee, hee! Just leave that all to me!

* Yoh exits his room with his hands at the back of his head.

(Scratches his head- His master's ways are very contagious)

Amidamaru: Hmm. Master Yoh must be up to something. Oh well.

* Amidamaru just shrugs before he disappears in Yoh's bedroom.

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Yoh is now standing in front Anna's room. Very quietly, he slides open the doors. He checks the sleeping figure for any sign of motion before closing the doors again. Like a thief in the night, he carefully tiptoes his way to the itako's alarm clock. He carefully lifts the timepiece but then turns his attention to Anna. He places the clock down on the floor, completely forgetting what he was supposed to do with it.

* Yoh smiles gloomily as he looks at the itako's innocent and sleeping face.

Yoh: Sigh. I know I promised that I won't hide anything from you Anna, demo, obaasan says it's a part of the test that you have to go through to be my wife.

The shaman smiles fondly at the figure before him yet again. But this time, he could no longer resist the feeling of sadness that he had tried so hard to hide ever since his grandmother talked to him about the Asakura tradition that will be performed on his now 'former fiancée'.

Yoh walks towards Anna's futon. He carefully lays himself beside the itako. He is now gazing at face of (according to Yoh's perspective) the most magnificent creature that ever walked the face of the earth. He makes sure that the itako remains asleep as he inches his body closer to hers. He gently wraps an arm around her waist. He then brings his head closer to hers as he places a tender kiss on the itako's cheek.

* Anna stirs and opens her eyes wearily. Her vision is unfocused but she knows well enough that the figure before her could be no other than her Yoh.

(Barely lifts her head because of severe sleepiness)

Anna: Hmmm. Yoh? What are you doing here? You have some nerve-

* Yoh cuts her sentence by placing a warm kiss on her lips. After the kiss, he gives her a very sweet smile.

Yoh: Go back to sleep Anna.

Anna (thinks): Sigh. Just another one of those silly dreams.

* Anna closes her eyes as she returns to her peaceful slumber.

Surprisingly, Yoh saw the itako obey his words. He then kisses her tenderly on the lips once more. He felt the itako's arm embrace him lovingly during their kiss. After some time, he pulls away from the kiss and finds Anna to be asleep. Yoh slowly caresses Anna's face with his fingers, as if memorizing every contour that it has. Subdued desire is evident in the shaman's eyes. He bitterly grins as he realizes the fact that after the test, which will start today, he may not be able to share another kiss with Anna.

Yoh (thinks): Iie, what am I thinking? I'm doing this for benefit of the whole clan. Obaasan says so. Besides, I have faith in you Anna. I know you will pass this test. You told me that you will be my wife no matter what. So please. Please. Please Anna, be true to your word.

(Unconsciously thinks out loud)

Yoh: Make sure you pass that test ne Anna?

(Leans closer to give the Anna a kiss on the forehead, and a very solemn smile after that)

Yoh: I'll be waiting for you.

* Yoh gently loosens his grip on the itako. He slowly stands up and heads for the door, but suddenly he remembers something he has to do.

Yoh (thinks): Mou. I think I'm forgetting something here, what am I suppose to do again?

(Looks around and sees the alarm clock near Anna's head)

Yoh: Oh. Right.

* Yoh silently walks towards the clock, lifts it up and then turns its alarm hand to the digit 8. He then places the timepiece back on the ground.

(Speaks in a quiet voice)

Yoh: Well I guess that's that then. Ohayo gosaimasu Anna-san. See you at breakfast.

Yoh smiles at the itako one last time before heading out of her room but this time, without a happy grin anymore.

* Anna is dreaming about Yoh kissing her on the lips twice and asking her to pass a test for him. Whatever that means...

Anna (thinks): Asakura Yoh. You have some nerve to steal not just one but two kisses from me. You should be thankful that this is just a dream, or else I'm gonna have to add another round of 200 push-ups, 300 sit-ups and 400 squats to your training routine.

* Anna unconsciously touches her lips as she smiles contentedly in her sleep.

~Tsuzuku~

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*** Gomen ne minna-san! I had to end the fic there! Mental capacity has reached its limits... No other characters in this chapie, demo, all of Yoh's friends will be there in the next one!

* hint hint * : )

*** And hopefully, the next chapter will not be as cheesy as this, demo as you can see, I had to make it cheesy so that, you, the readers, will be enlightened about the true feelings of Yoh-kun about Anna-sama!!!

YONA pairing rules! Of course HANA pairing does as well!

Eheh...

: P

*** I'll try my best to add some more humorous remarks in the next chapie! Anyway, review this chapter too please??? Peace. People. Peace. That is all! And I'm out!

: )