TALES FROM THE PORTABLE CONFESSIONAL
TENTH CONFESSION: Match Made in Heaven
"Vash, wait!" Wolfwood was, and had been for the past five minutes, screaming for Vash to stop.
The Humanoid Typhoon, ignored him again, and continued to run down the hall screaming, crying, and flailing his limbs wildly. Apparently, he was still convinced that Wolfwood and Meryl's time in the closet wasn't spent talking about Vash.
"Vash, stop before you hurt yourself!" Wolfwood tried again, but his warning was a little too late, as precisely ten seconds later Vash the Stampede, legendary gunman, ran straight into the wall with a loud 'thud' sound.
Wolfwood came to a screeching halt, managing to stop but losing his balance in the process and toppling over onto Vash.
"Wolfwood, how could you?!" Vash was beginning to hyperventilate now, "I thought you were my friend!"
"We were talking about you! We weren't doing. oh god. THAT!" Wolfwood shouted, "Here," he whipped the portable confessional out of seemingly nowhere, "I think you need this."
Vash tried to stuff the box over his head, but like the first time, it didn't quite work. He somehow managed to crush the miniature church over his gravity-defying hair, but lost his grip, causing the box to spring up and lodge itself in the ceiling. Vash muttered a 'sorry' and then pulled a Meryl plushie out of somewhere in his coat. It was apparent that Vash had made the crude doll himself. He quickly began snuggling with it.
"Déjà vu." Wolfwood muttered, glancing at the hideous plushie.
"Wolfwood, I think I'm in love." Vash stated, gazing at the plushie with googly-eyes.
"Ah, Christ. I give up." our favorite preacher hissed before turning around and storming off.
Unfortunately for him, though, he didn't turn quick enough to see Meryl run out of the shadows and flying tackle Vash. The poor priest was starting to think he, himself, might need to confess soon.
AN: No, that does not mean Wolfwood is next. I haven't decided who's next. Probably Kuroneko. Anyway, you can't tell from my fics, but I'm not exactly a huge Meryl fan, sadly though, I do stick to the Vash/Meryl Millie/Wolfwood coupling. Review or the fic goes down on the priority list.
TENTH CONFESSION: Match Made in Heaven
"Vash, wait!" Wolfwood was, and had been for the past five minutes, screaming for Vash to stop.
The Humanoid Typhoon, ignored him again, and continued to run down the hall screaming, crying, and flailing his limbs wildly. Apparently, he was still convinced that Wolfwood and Meryl's time in the closet wasn't spent talking about Vash.
"Vash, stop before you hurt yourself!" Wolfwood tried again, but his warning was a little too late, as precisely ten seconds later Vash the Stampede, legendary gunman, ran straight into the wall with a loud 'thud' sound.
Wolfwood came to a screeching halt, managing to stop but losing his balance in the process and toppling over onto Vash.
"Wolfwood, how could you?!" Vash was beginning to hyperventilate now, "I thought you were my friend!"
"We were talking about you! We weren't doing. oh god. THAT!" Wolfwood shouted, "Here," he whipped the portable confessional out of seemingly nowhere, "I think you need this."
Vash tried to stuff the box over his head, but like the first time, it didn't quite work. He somehow managed to crush the miniature church over his gravity-defying hair, but lost his grip, causing the box to spring up and lodge itself in the ceiling. Vash muttered a 'sorry' and then pulled a Meryl plushie out of somewhere in his coat. It was apparent that Vash had made the crude doll himself. He quickly began snuggling with it.
"Déjà vu." Wolfwood muttered, glancing at the hideous plushie.
"Wolfwood, I think I'm in love." Vash stated, gazing at the plushie with googly-eyes.
"Ah, Christ. I give up." our favorite preacher hissed before turning around and storming off.
Unfortunately for him, though, he didn't turn quick enough to see Meryl run out of the shadows and flying tackle Vash. The poor priest was starting to think he, himself, might need to confess soon.
AN: No, that does not mean Wolfwood is next. I haven't decided who's next. Probably Kuroneko. Anyway, you can't tell from my fics, but I'm not exactly a huge Meryl fan, sadly though, I do stick to the Vash/Meryl Millie/Wolfwood coupling. Review or the fic goes down on the priority list.