Disclaimer: Still I don't own Slayers.. I working on owning xelloss..O.0 I
got to stop saying thing like that out loud..tehetehe.. I wonder..maybe if
I asked really nice they would let me have him..I mean Slayers... OooooH
just read the fanfic. This isn't even a disclaimer anymore.. Sigh.
E: Can you please take a seat Miss Lina, same with you Gourry. CLEAN UP CREW!!! Please take this mess off stage.
Eric: Uuuuuuuug #_# *As Eric gets dragged off stage Lina and Gourry take a seat. But Econy then notices that there are more seats empty than full..*
E: * clears throat*. Well Lina nice to see that you could make it to the show.
Lina: Ya, your service here is just great...... *Looks over at the extra crispy Eric off camera...*
E: I'm very sorry if we have caused you any inconvenience.
Lina: I'LL GIVE YOU INCONVIENCE!!!! That man over there took me from my food then took at advantage of me!!!!!
E: Well... uuu. What's your take on this Gourry?
Gourry: What?? Take??? I didn't take anything.
E: ........ug.......That's not what I meant by that. "CLAP..CPAP" A very large table suddenly appears in front of Lina and Gourry with a wide variety of food.
Lina Gourry: OH, YA!!!! *Next thing you know it's like seeing a rabid pack of wolves at a kill.*
E: Well it looks like this may take some time so we'll have a short break..again.
Voice from somewhere.: and we're off air.
E: Well since those two are eating we better find the rest of them. Walks over to the charred Eric.
E: Well at least you got Lina and Gourry here. Unfortunate for you that I don't see Amelia or Zelgadis here. So that's going to be a 25% pay cut.
Eric: What!!!!! But.but ..but..
E: No buts. Where are Amelia And Zelgadis?
Eric: I don't know..
E: sigh.
*Econy supposedly by accident kicks Eric in the head as she walks away. With the very high heels.*_*
E: Lina, you wouldn't happen to know where Amelia and Zel could be?
Lina: Their..munch....munch...on....munch..their .way. Damn this is good.^_^
E: sigh. well that's more than I though I get out of her while she's eating.
Voice: 20 seconds till air..
Eric.uuug. I never want to hear those words again in my life.. Walks off stage. As he walks off Eric grabs a towel and starts walking toward backstage. As he does he walks into some one but he can't see who it is because he's wiping his face with the towel.
Eric: Sorry, pardon me.
Eric then realizes that his face fells as if it's in between.. two..large...pair.of..women's..
Amelia: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pervert!!!!! FREEZE ARROW!!!!
Eric: Not again..T_T
ACTION!!!!!
Goes flying back on to stage.the hard way.#_# Amerlia looking very pissed off.Zel starting to look a little scared of Amelia..
Zel: Do you think that was necessary Amelia?
Amelia: That's as just as it gets Mr. Zelgadis.
Lina: aah. That was good.^_^
Gourry: Sure was Lina.
Lina: don't worry Amelia the same thing happened to me with that jerk.
Zel: What?! And this place is still standing?!?
E: As exciting as this may be everyone we are on air. "Sweat drop..." *Everyone stops and looks at the camera that has a little red light on... They all give an innocent look and run back to their seats on stage. Eric yet again in pain and not so lucky.*
Eric: *whispers to himself* I suppose that's coming out of my payment as well..sigh I'll be lucky to be able to buy a can of pop at the end of this day..
E: Now that were almost all here we can start with the show. Now where to start?..... So Amelia Zel what took you two so long to get here?
Amelia: Well...you see we were with Miss. Lina and Gourry then we saw xelloss.
E: Really! Where? When?!
Amelia: Before we came here. We were lost and then Xelloss showed up and gave me and Miss. Lina maps to get here. Then he said he meet us here and disappeared. Lina and Gourry were looking at their map while Mr. Zelgadis and I were looking at ours. After a while we must of gotten split up.
E: Lina, Amelia may I be permitted to see those maps.
Lina, Amelia: Sure.
Amelia and Lina give Econy the maps and soon as Econy looks at them she soon finds out why they had a problem trying to find the place..
E: Sigh..
Lina: What is it?...sigh.what did Xelloss pull on us now?..........
E: These maps have you going different ways. And not just different ways the long rout as well. I've never seen such a bad way to get here in all my life! I didn't know it could get that complicated! My hat goes off to Xelloss for coming up with this mess. *Econy then feels a small tap on her shoulder.*
Xelloss: Why thank you Econy.
Econy, Amelia, Lina, Gourry, Zelgadis: Xelloss!!!
Lina: Xelloss!!!
*Lina goes running up to Xelloss putting him in a head lock.*
Lina: Give me one good reason not to dragon slave you!!!
Xelloss: Because...uuug...Econy sama wouldn't very happy if you did that.
E: Good point Xelloss. Lina I wish for you to remember that I'm not only the host but the writer of this little talk show. Think about it. Evil look..
Lina: *sweat drop*... Ya, I guess that's a good reason. Lina gets up totally dropping Xelloss on the floor.... walks back to her seat.
E: Now Xelloss I have a little favor I need to ask you.
Xelloss: Oh, a favor?
E: Oh, I'm sure you won't have any problem with it.
Oh look the second chapter is done...OOOOh!!! I'm hopeful to get the third chapter done soon as well. It shouldn't take to long. I am on summer vacation after all!!! Weee! Gives me more time to watch all the slayers I own and write about it. ^_^.* I have no life* *other than Slayers.and Xelloss..^_-
E: Can you please take a seat Miss Lina, same with you Gourry. CLEAN UP CREW!!! Please take this mess off stage.
Eric: Uuuuuuuug #_# *As Eric gets dragged off stage Lina and Gourry take a seat. But Econy then notices that there are more seats empty than full..*
E: * clears throat*. Well Lina nice to see that you could make it to the show.
Lina: Ya, your service here is just great...... *Looks over at the extra crispy Eric off camera...*
E: I'm very sorry if we have caused you any inconvenience.
Lina: I'LL GIVE YOU INCONVIENCE!!!! That man over there took me from my food then took at advantage of me!!!!!
E: Well... uuu. What's your take on this Gourry?
Gourry: What?? Take??? I didn't take anything.
E: ........ug.......That's not what I meant by that. "CLAP..CPAP" A very large table suddenly appears in front of Lina and Gourry with a wide variety of food.
Lina Gourry: OH, YA!!!! *Next thing you know it's like seeing a rabid pack of wolves at a kill.*
E: Well it looks like this may take some time so we'll have a short break..again.
Voice from somewhere.: and we're off air.
E: Well since those two are eating we better find the rest of them. Walks over to the charred Eric.
E: Well at least you got Lina and Gourry here. Unfortunate for you that I don't see Amelia or Zelgadis here. So that's going to be a 25% pay cut.
Eric: What!!!!! But.but ..but..
E: No buts. Where are Amelia And Zelgadis?
Eric: I don't know..
E: sigh.
*Econy supposedly by accident kicks Eric in the head as she walks away. With the very high heels.*_*
E: Lina, you wouldn't happen to know where Amelia and Zel could be?
Lina: Their..munch....munch...on....munch..their .way. Damn this is good.^_^
E: sigh. well that's more than I though I get out of her while she's eating.
Voice: 20 seconds till air..
Eric.uuug. I never want to hear those words again in my life.. Walks off stage. As he walks off Eric grabs a towel and starts walking toward backstage. As he does he walks into some one but he can't see who it is because he's wiping his face with the towel.
Eric: Sorry, pardon me.
Eric then realizes that his face fells as if it's in between.. two..large...pair.of..women's..
Amelia: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pervert!!!!! FREEZE ARROW!!!!
Eric: Not again..T_T
ACTION!!!!!
Goes flying back on to stage.the hard way.#_# Amerlia looking very pissed off.Zel starting to look a little scared of Amelia..
Zel: Do you think that was necessary Amelia?
Amelia: That's as just as it gets Mr. Zelgadis.
Lina: aah. That was good.^_^
Gourry: Sure was Lina.
Lina: don't worry Amelia the same thing happened to me with that jerk.
Zel: What?! And this place is still standing?!?
E: As exciting as this may be everyone we are on air. "Sweat drop..." *Everyone stops and looks at the camera that has a little red light on... They all give an innocent look and run back to their seats on stage. Eric yet again in pain and not so lucky.*
Eric: *whispers to himself* I suppose that's coming out of my payment as well..sigh I'll be lucky to be able to buy a can of pop at the end of this day..
E: Now that were almost all here we can start with the show. Now where to start?..... So Amelia Zel what took you two so long to get here?
Amelia: Well...you see we were with Miss. Lina and Gourry then we saw xelloss.
E: Really! Where? When?!
Amelia: Before we came here. We were lost and then Xelloss showed up and gave me and Miss. Lina maps to get here. Then he said he meet us here and disappeared. Lina and Gourry were looking at their map while Mr. Zelgadis and I were looking at ours. After a while we must of gotten split up.
E: Lina, Amelia may I be permitted to see those maps.
Lina, Amelia: Sure.
Amelia and Lina give Econy the maps and soon as Econy looks at them she soon finds out why they had a problem trying to find the place..
E: Sigh..
Lina: What is it?...sigh.what did Xelloss pull on us now?..........
E: These maps have you going different ways. And not just different ways the long rout as well. I've never seen such a bad way to get here in all my life! I didn't know it could get that complicated! My hat goes off to Xelloss for coming up with this mess. *Econy then feels a small tap on her shoulder.*
Xelloss: Why thank you Econy.
Econy, Amelia, Lina, Gourry, Zelgadis: Xelloss!!!
Lina: Xelloss!!!
*Lina goes running up to Xelloss putting him in a head lock.*
Lina: Give me one good reason not to dragon slave you!!!
Xelloss: Because...uuug...Econy sama wouldn't very happy if you did that.
E: Good point Xelloss. Lina I wish for you to remember that I'm not only the host but the writer of this little talk show. Think about it. Evil look..
Lina: *sweat drop*... Ya, I guess that's a good reason. Lina gets up totally dropping Xelloss on the floor.... walks back to her seat.
E: Now Xelloss I have a little favor I need to ask you.
Xelloss: Oh, a favor?
E: Oh, I'm sure you won't have any problem with it.
Oh look the second chapter is done...OOOOh!!! I'm hopeful to get the third chapter done soon as well. It shouldn't take to long. I am on summer vacation after all!!! Weee! Gives me more time to watch all the slayers I own and write about it. ^_^.* I have no life* *other than Slayers.and Xelloss..^_-