Disclaimer: Well I still don't own Slayers.sigh. .I'm working on it. But till I don't own any of the characters from Slayers and if you want to sue me go ahead because I really don't have anything worth taking. Other than my Try series on DVD.and if you take that I will KILL YOU!!!!!! Is it just me or are my disclaimers getting worse..

*Econy starts to give Xellos an evil smile. Xellos not minding at all being a monster he can't wait to hear what she has to say.*

E: you see Xellos, Filia didn't want to come. So as you can see she isn't here. So I need you to do me a favor. You wouldn't happen to know where she is would you?

Xellos: Trust me it isn't hard to find Filia. I could find her and bring her here with in a heart beat.

E: Really Xelloss. What an interesting way to put it. With in a heart beat hmmm. Makes the X/F fanfiction writers think xellykins.

Xelloss: I didn't mean it that way.

E: sure you didn't. So are you going to get her or what?

Xelloss: After the comment you just made. Why should I do it now. If you're the writer can't you make her appear anyways?

E: I could but that wouldn't be as fun now would it xellykins. Think of the fun you'll have making her mad getting her.

Xelloss: True.hmmmmm.. Sure I'll do it but on one condition.

E: what's that xellykins.

Xelloss: That you stop calling me that!

E: sure thing Xellykins

Xelloss: ....sigh...* disappears*.....

Lina: That Xelloss will do anything to tick off Filia.

Gourry: Well he is a monster.

E: Well Gourry the real name for monster or (daemon race) in Slayers is mazoku.

Gourry: Oh, I knew that.

Lina: *Falls over*...sure you did Gourry.

E: Ya Gourry, what goes on in that head of yours? I bet the rest of the Slayers world would like to know.

Gourry starts thinking.. Next thing you know you can see inside his head where you see a lot of chibi Gourrys running around, being????????????, eating, playing with the sword of light and fighting with Chibi Linas.

E: .............Never mind....

Gourry: .What..??? Did you say something????

E: never mind gourry. It's times like this I wonder why Lina is still with you.

Lina : What does that mean!!!! Grrr..

E: Well Lina you once said that only reason you traveled with Gourry was because of his sword of light. But now that he gave it to the overworlders why are you still with him?

Lina: Well..I..I...ummmmm.

E: I mean that isn't the only time you showed more interest in Gourry than his sword of light. Like the time Gourry was kidnapped but Hellmaster. It didn't look like you were very worried about the sword.

Lina: Well..I...I was concerned of course. I mean it was Hellmaster after all. *Blushing*

E: But Lina, did you not say just before using that Giga slave that you chosen Gourry over the world?

Lina: *REALLY BLUSHING* Well I may have said something like that. But it was only because Hellmaster was about to kill Gourry. I was really worried.

Gourry: I don't remember any of that. So I guess I got to take your word for it.

Amelia: Isn't it wonderful to see Lina and Gourry expressing themselves to each other like this. * all sparkly eyed*

Lina: * stess mark* And what is that suppose to mean Amelia!!! * starts to roll up sleeves*

E: Don't think I'm counting you out Amelia.

Amelia: What? What do you mean by that?

E: Like no one has noticed.

Amelia: Noticed what?

E: The thing between you and Zelgadis.

Zelgadis: What!!!!

E: That's right Zel. I said your name.

Amelia: I don't know what you're talking about!

Zelgadis: Ya, give us proof.

E: hahahaha..*Evil laugh* I'm one of the last people you want to say that to. Remember the opening to this fanfiction. I'm the all knowing Econy.

Amelia: That's all right. We have nothing to hide. In the end justice will always show the path of truth.

E: Alright Amelia you asked for it. * deep breath*..

Zelgadis: Ummmm Amelia I don't think you should of said that.

E: Now Amelia have you ever found yourself seemingly always with Zelgadis. And have you ever noticed one of the times you two cast the Rawtilt together.

Amelia: What are you talking about?

E: One of the times you two casted the Rawtilt together for about a frame or so it has a shape of a heart!!! I kid you not.

Zelgadis. Amelia: * Blushing*............

Lina: Wow Amelia!!! Didn't think you had it in you.

E: Well they say that magic sometimes can take the shape of what the person is feeling. Isn't that right Lina.

Lina: Well something that can be the case. But that means they both had to be felling the same thing. And the means .Zel you old dog!

Zelgadis: It's not what you think!!! * Blushing* it could have been a freak thing..

E: Sure Zel.. Oh but there's is more! Remember the marriage temple? You were acting really weird Amelia. Like you really wanted to go up the mountain with Zel. I mean you sure weren't your justice like self.

Amelia: Well .I.

E: Oh, you think I'm done! There's more. The last episode of TRY you ask Zel if he would like to come back to Seyruun with you. Now what was that all about?

Amelia: Well I thought it would be nice if we weren't killed be Darkstart to go back to Seyrunn together.

E: Oh really.. You sure that's all you meant by that? And Zel you didn't go back with her. You went your own way after the battle. But I didn't fail to notice that you had one of Amelia's bracelets on your canteen!

Zelgadis: Well it was the least I could do for not going back with her...

E: Well I guess I can leave it at that . Unless you want me to continue?

Amelia. Zelgadis: NO! that's o.k. * waves arms around frantic*

E: Fine then I'll be nice and stop. Now who am I going to pick one?

Lina: Xelloss is sure taking a long time. I wonder what's taking him so long?

E: Your right Lina. That's a lot of heart beats he's taking. I wonder what's taking him so long too?

Eric backstage: uuug. That hurts. This is not my day. Walks over to a water dispenser. Grabs a paper cup and starts to fill it up.

Xelloss: * appears out of nowhere above the water dispenser holding Filia in his arms @_@* We're here!

Filia: Let me down you filthy namagomi!!!!!!!!

Xelloss: If you wish.

Lets go of filia.

Filia: NOT AGAIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!!!!

Eric: * starts to hear some one's screaming coming closer. Looks up* Oh, shi...

SPLAT!!!!!!

Xelloss: I actually hit someone with her this time. Haha.

Filia breaks the water dispenser. and what was left of Eric's pride. Getting her all wet.

Xelloss: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!! Good one Filia I think you killed him. Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Filia: Damn you Xelloss!!! * Pulls out mace sama starts chasing after him with it* Get back her you!!!!! XELLOSS!!!!! *tail pops out**with pink bow*

Eric: uuuug. I don't get paid enough for this job. Come to think about it I don't know if I'm going to get paid at all for this day.uuuuug.. did I hear something snap..uuug *_*

XELLOSS!!!!!!!!

E: * can hear Filia screaming from back stage* I think I know where Xelloss is.

Filia comes barging on to stage with mace sama in hand looking like she's ready to kill someone..( namely Xelloss) Xellos appears once again in front of everyone on stage.

Xelloss: Well hello my friends. Oh look what I found.

Lina: Filia why are you all wet?

Filia: Because he dropped me!!!!

Xelloss: You make me sound so bad Filia.

Filia: Because you are!!!!!!!!!! *drip* *drip*

E: Now ,now you two! I would like it if you could take a seat. We already have started the show without you Filia.

Filia: I never intended to come in the first place! Till that jerk came and just appeared out of nowhere and brought me here!

E: calm down filia!

Filia: I'll show you calm!!!!!!!!!!

Starts to chase Xelloss around the stage. One of the cameras is locked on to Filia as it sees her come running towards with mace sama and runs into it. The cameras goes blank.. beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.... We are experiencing technical difficulties please stand by....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.o. I got the third chapter done. YA!!! I think it's getting better. I figure I'll keep going till I run out of ideas. That could take awhile. But that can be a good thing.