Disclaimer: Well yet again I have to say that I don't own Slayers. Sigh.If
only I could own Slayers, think of all the fun I could
have.mwhahahahaha!!!! It's times like this I'm some what glad I don' own
it. Who knows what I would do with all that power... But it would be great
for perks. And Xellykins. ^_^
Camera starts to get the picture back..
E: Sorry about that everyone. We had a few technical difficulties to sort out.
Xelloss: Oh, you mean Filia going on a rampage?
Filia: Shut up! It's your fault!
Xelloss: So it's my fault that you went around destroying everything. You, being the one that did it. I'm sure being a golden dragon you would have SOME self control.
Filia: *Stress mark* what about you Xelloss. You brought me here against my will. Then dropped my on a water dispenser and a man who I don't even know. You're to blame here too!!!
E: Now, now you two! Let's try to keep this clean. Though Filia has already caused a big mess.
Filia: I already told you that wasn't my fault.
Xelloss: And I already told you that it was.
E: Stop it you two! Now I want to you to stop saying bad things about each other. Instead I want you two to say at least five good things about the other.
Lina: Oh, this is going to work out well.
E: Come on just five!
Filia: Just FIVE!!!! I can't even think of one!!!!
Xelloss: *stress mark* I can probably think of about -500 reason good about Filia.
E: Either you come up with at least five reasons or I'll be made to do something that I won't regret..*evil smile*
Filia: what could be worse than saying five good things about Xelloss!
E: Oh, I can think of a few.. Goes over and whispers in theirs ears..
Xelloss Filia: *Faces goes pale* looks at each other with a really frightened look!!! *and I mean REALLY frightened look!!!!* Aaaaaaaah.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filia: you wouldn't?!
E: I am the writer of this fanfiction. So I can and will if you don't. * evil look*
Gourry: Wow, I've never seen those two so pale. I wonder what she said to them.
Lina: What ever it was I feeling this is a lose, lose situation for Filia.
Xelloss: Fine I'll go first.
E: Really!!! That's great. Now five good things you can think of Filia. Oh, and none of the answers can be "that's a secret"
Xelloss: .. She's a dragon...her anger is fun to feed on...she's a one person demolition team..she can be a good weapon to drop on people. and..sore wa himits.
E: XELLOSS!!!!!
Xelloss: *sweat drop* and..... she helped save the world from Darkstar so the mazoku race could destroy it.^_^
Filia: Now see here Xelloss that's not the reason I helped save the world.
E: How's her being a dragon a good thing?
Xelloss: Because when ever I tick her off she can create such great chaos!
Filia: Those don't sound like good reasons! Econy!!!
E: sigh..to a mazoku they are good, so I have to except them Filia.
Filia: Well I refuse to say anything good about the namagomi after what he just said. They weren't nice to me!
E: You know Filia. I'm going to have to do something bad to you if you don't say at least say five good things about Xelloss. It won't be the same one I mentioned before. It's going to be worse!!!
Filia: I don't care! Nothing can be worse than saying anything nice about that jerk!*gets out of seat stands in front of Xelloss with mace sama* I'll show you nice!
Lina: Filia!!! Just say them.
Amelia: I think this is getting out of hand Mr. Zelgadis.
Zelgadis: I think this talk show was out of hand the second Econy sama thought about writing this fanfiction.
Filia: * with mace sama in hand. Brings it above her head to swing it at Xelloss* I'll show you!!!!
E: Oh, you're going to show him a lot Filia.*evil look* *snaps fingers*
Next thing you know all of Filia's clothes disappear!!#_#
Filia: *VERY RED!!!!!!!!*......................Frozen stiff!!!
Xelloss: *eyes wide open* * getting an eye full O_o......* Oh my filia.. Look what you've done now. *evil happy look*
Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis:... O_o......
E: can't say I didn't tell you so!
Filia: * REALLY, REALLY ,REALLY RED!!!!!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Don't look at me you pervert!!!!!!!! * tries to cover herself up*
E: hmmmmmm *Claps hands twice* Eric comes out on stage with a cast on his left arm and hands Filia a towel. * But starts to stare at the very naked filia* (nose bleed.)
Eric: Oh my...
Filia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!! Stop looking at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* wacks Eric in the head with mace sama*...WACK!!!!!!! Eric goes flying bouncing around the room.Lina sees him flying her way.
Lina: Aaaah..FIREBALL!!!! Eric goes flying in a crispy ball of fire through the emergency exit.
Gourry: What did you do that for Lina?
Lina: If I didn't he would of hit me!
Gourry: Oh..and that would have been bad..right?
Filia: Oh...can't you make my clothes come back?
Xelloss: I rather like her with out any clothes.
E: O.o....What's that suppose to mean Zellykins.
Xelloss: NO, I didn't mean it that way. I mean she's so much more destructive when she isn't wearing anything.
E: sure Xelly. *Snaps fingers* all of Filia's clothes come back.. on her body.
Filia: I didn't enjoy that one bit Econy!
E: well you should be happy to know you don't have to say any thing nice about Xelloss now.
Filia: humf!!! * throws head back and sits back down.* Why do I have to sit beside him?
E: Because you were the last to arrive. That was the last place to sit.
Xellos: Well wasn't that fun.
E: You're sure enjoying this aren't you Xellykins.
Xelloss: What! Oh, sure I am.
E: I think it's time I pick on you now xelloss.*evil look*
Xelloss: *sweat drop one eye open* Me?
E: Now lets see.AY, yes. So Xelloss tell me. What is you relationship between you and Filia?
Xelloss: What? She's a Dragon and I'm a monster. Nothing more to say. Other than the few harmless tricks I play on her.
E: OH, really. So why did you save Filia from a bunch of falling rocks?
Xelloss: So I could us her as a weapon.
E: you looked to me to have everything under control to me so why did you go out of your way to save her.
Xelloss: It wasn't out of my way.
E: Sure it wasn't. I mean you only could of kicked some more ass (witch I may like to add looked like you were having fun doing) instead of saving Filia.
Xelloss: the look on her face has well worth it.
E :O.k.fine two can play at this game...Ah but there's more. * Evil look*
Amelia: don't challenge her Mr. Xelloss! She always wins!
Zelgadis: She's just like Lina. Hates to lose.
E: precisely Zelgadis. Xellykins is the last monster who would want to challenge me. Because Xellykins is the one I know most about!
Xelloss: I'm flattered.
Filia: How could you love such a character Econy?
E: Easy Filia.... sora wa himitsu dues! I love that!
Filia: you're as twisted as he is to like him that much.
E: Thankz Filia. I'll take that as a complement. Now where was I?.... Ah yes your images song Xelloss...
Xelloss: What about it?
E: surely you know the words to it. So why is a monster like you have that kind of stuff in their images song? Plus who are you singing about?
Xelloss: well.I.
E: then there is filia's image song. We all wonder who she's talking about in that as well.
Filia: Well.....I
E: the words in both suggest that you're both singing about the other.. In a romantic sort of way..
Filia Xelloss: We are not!!!! * looks at each other*
Filia: we didn't come up with those songs you know.
Xelloss: that's right. The creators of the show came up with them. Not us.
E: They also came up with you. So who's to say this isn't how you really feel.
Lina: I can see another X/F fanficion coming out of this..
E: Then there's the marriage temple.. You sure looked compatible to me when you said the same six words in a row at the exact same time.
Xelloss: Are you trying hard enough to make us look like a couple?
E: I don't need to try at all. You're the ones that did all of this. Then there is the last episode of TRY! I just about ..correction...I DID fall off my chair when I heard you say.. Now that's the dragon I love. Then you smiled Filia!!! What was that all about???
Xelloss: I only meant her personality. I mean she did say before that she had nothing to say to a monster like me. As for the smile. ask Filia.
Filia: Well.I..I....
E: looking kind of speechless are we Filia.
Xelloss: are you quite done Econy?
E: I guess I can stop at that. I could go on but I think I stumped Filia on that last question.
Filia: I..well..ummm...
E: I think this is a good time for a break.. We'll be back after these messages... Brought to you by Xelas adopt a wolf cub corporation. Adopt a raved cute wolf cub the will kill any intruder destroy your house and any person you hate in an instantiate. Adopt today!
Look!!! Chapter four is done. Please keep coming back to read the rest of it. I put up chapters quick. I think they're getting better but that's just me. Xellykins is sooo cute in this. Then again I think he's cute anyway.
Camera starts to get the picture back..
E: Sorry about that everyone. We had a few technical difficulties to sort out.
Xelloss: Oh, you mean Filia going on a rampage?
Filia: Shut up! It's your fault!
Xelloss: So it's my fault that you went around destroying everything. You, being the one that did it. I'm sure being a golden dragon you would have SOME self control.
Filia: *Stress mark* what about you Xelloss. You brought me here against my will. Then dropped my on a water dispenser and a man who I don't even know. You're to blame here too!!!
E: Now, now you two! Let's try to keep this clean. Though Filia has already caused a big mess.
Filia: I already told you that wasn't my fault.
Xelloss: And I already told you that it was.
E: Stop it you two! Now I want to you to stop saying bad things about each other. Instead I want you two to say at least five good things about the other.
Lina: Oh, this is going to work out well.
E: Come on just five!
Filia: Just FIVE!!!! I can't even think of one!!!!
Xelloss: *stress mark* I can probably think of about -500 reason good about Filia.
E: Either you come up with at least five reasons or I'll be made to do something that I won't regret..*evil smile*
Filia: what could be worse than saying five good things about Xelloss!
E: Oh, I can think of a few.. Goes over and whispers in theirs ears..
Xelloss Filia: *Faces goes pale* looks at each other with a really frightened look!!! *and I mean REALLY frightened look!!!!* Aaaaaaaah.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filia: you wouldn't?!
E: I am the writer of this fanfiction. So I can and will if you don't. * evil look*
Gourry: Wow, I've never seen those two so pale. I wonder what she said to them.
Lina: What ever it was I feeling this is a lose, lose situation for Filia.
Xelloss: Fine I'll go first.
E: Really!!! That's great. Now five good things you can think of Filia. Oh, and none of the answers can be "that's a secret"
Xelloss: .. She's a dragon...her anger is fun to feed on...she's a one person demolition team..she can be a good weapon to drop on people. and..sore wa himits.
E: XELLOSS!!!!!
Xelloss: *sweat drop* and..... she helped save the world from Darkstar so the mazoku race could destroy it.^_^
Filia: Now see here Xelloss that's not the reason I helped save the world.
E: How's her being a dragon a good thing?
Xelloss: Because when ever I tick her off she can create such great chaos!
Filia: Those don't sound like good reasons! Econy!!!
E: sigh..to a mazoku they are good, so I have to except them Filia.
Filia: Well I refuse to say anything good about the namagomi after what he just said. They weren't nice to me!
E: You know Filia. I'm going to have to do something bad to you if you don't say at least say five good things about Xelloss. It won't be the same one I mentioned before. It's going to be worse!!!
Filia: I don't care! Nothing can be worse than saying anything nice about that jerk!*gets out of seat stands in front of Xelloss with mace sama* I'll show you nice!
Lina: Filia!!! Just say them.
Amelia: I think this is getting out of hand Mr. Zelgadis.
Zelgadis: I think this talk show was out of hand the second Econy sama thought about writing this fanfiction.
Filia: * with mace sama in hand. Brings it above her head to swing it at Xelloss* I'll show you!!!!
E: Oh, you're going to show him a lot Filia.*evil look* *snaps fingers*
Next thing you know all of Filia's clothes disappear!!#_#
Filia: *VERY RED!!!!!!!!*......................Frozen stiff!!!
Xelloss: *eyes wide open* * getting an eye full O_o......* Oh my filia.. Look what you've done now. *evil happy look*
Lina, Gourry, Amelia, Zelgadis:... O_o......
E: can't say I didn't tell you so!
Filia: * REALLY, REALLY ,REALLY RED!!!!!* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! Don't look at me you pervert!!!!!!!! * tries to cover herself up*
E: hmmmmmm *Claps hands twice* Eric comes out on stage with a cast on his left arm and hands Filia a towel. * But starts to stare at the very naked filia* (nose bleed.)
Eric: Oh my...
Filia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh!!! Stop looking at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* wacks Eric in the head with mace sama*...WACK!!!!!!! Eric goes flying bouncing around the room.Lina sees him flying her way.
Lina: Aaaah..FIREBALL!!!! Eric goes flying in a crispy ball of fire through the emergency exit.
Gourry: What did you do that for Lina?
Lina: If I didn't he would of hit me!
Gourry: Oh..and that would have been bad..right?
Filia: Oh...can't you make my clothes come back?
Xelloss: I rather like her with out any clothes.
E: O.o....What's that suppose to mean Zellykins.
Xelloss: NO, I didn't mean it that way. I mean she's so much more destructive when she isn't wearing anything.
E: sure Xelly. *Snaps fingers* all of Filia's clothes come back.. on her body.
Filia: I didn't enjoy that one bit Econy!
E: well you should be happy to know you don't have to say any thing nice about Xelloss now.
Filia: humf!!! * throws head back and sits back down.* Why do I have to sit beside him?
E: Because you were the last to arrive. That was the last place to sit.
Xellos: Well wasn't that fun.
E: You're sure enjoying this aren't you Xellykins.
Xelloss: What! Oh, sure I am.
E: I think it's time I pick on you now xelloss.*evil look*
Xelloss: *sweat drop one eye open* Me?
E: Now lets see.AY, yes. So Xelloss tell me. What is you relationship between you and Filia?
Xelloss: What? She's a Dragon and I'm a monster. Nothing more to say. Other than the few harmless tricks I play on her.
E: OH, really. So why did you save Filia from a bunch of falling rocks?
Xelloss: So I could us her as a weapon.
E: you looked to me to have everything under control to me so why did you go out of your way to save her.
Xelloss: It wasn't out of my way.
E: Sure it wasn't. I mean you only could of kicked some more ass (witch I may like to add looked like you were having fun doing) instead of saving Filia.
Xelloss: the look on her face has well worth it.
E :O.k.fine two can play at this game...Ah but there's more. * Evil look*
Amelia: don't challenge her Mr. Xelloss! She always wins!
Zelgadis: She's just like Lina. Hates to lose.
E: precisely Zelgadis. Xellykins is the last monster who would want to challenge me. Because Xellykins is the one I know most about!
Xelloss: I'm flattered.
Filia: How could you love such a character Econy?
E: Easy Filia.... sora wa himitsu dues! I love that!
Filia: you're as twisted as he is to like him that much.
E: Thankz Filia. I'll take that as a complement. Now where was I?.... Ah yes your images song Xelloss...
Xelloss: What about it?
E: surely you know the words to it. So why is a monster like you have that kind of stuff in their images song? Plus who are you singing about?
Xelloss: well.I.
E: then there is filia's image song. We all wonder who she's talking about in that as well.
Filia: Well.....I
E: the words in both suggest that you're both singing about the other.. In a romantic sort of way..
Filia Xelloss: We are not!!!! * looks at each other*
Filia: we didn't come up with those songs you know.
Xelloss: that's right. The creators of the show came up with them. Not us.
E: They also came up with you. So who's to say this isn't how you really feel.
Lina: I can see another X/F fanficion coming out of this..
E: Then there's the marriage temple.. You sure looked compatible to me when you said the same six words in a row at the exact same time.
Xelloss: Are you trying hard enough to make us look like a couple?
E: I don't need to try at all. You're the ones that did all of this. Then there is the last episode of TRY! I just about ..correction...I DID fall off my chair when I heard you say.. Now that's the dragon I love. Then you smiled Filia!!! What was that all about???
Xelloss: I only meant her personality. I mean she did say before that she had nothing to say to a monster like me. As for the smile. ask Filia.
Filia: Well.I..I....
E: looking kind of speechless are we Filia.
Xelloss: are you quite done Econy?
E: I guess I can stop at that. I could go on but I think I stumped Filia on that last question.
Filia: I..well..ummm...
E: I think this is a good time for a break.. We'll be back after these messages... Brought to you by Xelas adopt a wolf cub corporation. Adopt a raved cute wolf cub the will kill any intruder destroy your house and any person you hate in an instantiate. Adopt today!
Look!!! Chapter four is done. Please keep coming back to read the rest of it. I put up chapters quick. I think they're getting better but that's just me. Xellykins is sooo cute in this. Then again I think he's cute anyway.