Disclaimer: I hate to say this again but I don't in any way own slayers.
You know that's getting depressing to say every time. Though I know I have
to. Sigh..Still doesn't mean I can't be obsessed with it.*though I stress
this a lot*.and Xelloss.^_-
E: We're back and I think we're ready to get this show on the road.
Lina: So what are you going to do to us now?.... What are the extra chairs for?....
E: Well I'm glad you asked Lina.we're going to have a few more people come on the show for a little while. At this time I would like to introduce our first guest.Sylphiel. *Next thing you know Sylphiel walks on stage and takes a seat*
Gourry: Hi there Sylphiel!!! It's nice to see you again.
Sylphiel: Thakz Gourry. When I got the call to come to the show I wasn't really sure about coming. Then I thought this would be a good time to see you Gourry.Oh, and the rest of you. Hi Lina! I trust you've been taking good care of Gourry for me.
Lina: * Blushing* What's that suppose mean?
Sylphiel: Well since the Hellmaster incident I worry about dear Gourry.
Lina: HA! With me around I'm surprised that you worry. Remember Sylphiel I took out Hellmaster.
Sylphiel: That's just the reason I'm worried. You seem to attract all sorts of trouble. As for Hellmaster. Do you even remember taking him out Lina?
Lina: Well.... Not really.
E: Well technically Lina you weren't the one that killed Hellmaster. We all know that it was L-sama. Not like you remember though, but enough of that. I need to introduce our next guest.
Gourry: Sylphiel. after this could you cook something for us all?
Sylphiel: Sure Gourry! I would be glad to.
Lina: Oh great, not this again....
E: Now our next guest I'm not to sure about this but she wanted to come on the show..I had nothing to do with this. My producers made me. I like to ask Martina to come on to stage...........
Lina: MARTINA?!
Martina:*evil laugh* walks on to stage and sits beside Sylphiel. Now the show can really start. Your star has arrived!
Lina: What are you doing here?
Martina: The producers gave me a call and said that they needed me on the show.
Lina: And that makes you the star.
Martina: Well it couldn't be you.
Lina: what do you mean couldn't be me.
Martina: Well I just can't see you being a star like my self.
E: Now, now you two. We can settle this, the easy way or.my way. You Saw my handy work with Xellykins and Filia.
Filia: Don't remind me. I don't think I'm going to sleep for weeks.
Xelloss: I think I'm going to sleep really well.^_^
Filia: You would..*mutters namagomi under her breath*
E: I fixed them really quick! Now Martina, tell us how you've been since the ending of Next?
Martina: Life couldn't be better. With by brave strong Zangulus and Zomogustare by my side life couldn't be better.
E: With that I would like to invite our next guest to come on. Zangulus. *Zangulus walks on to stage and sits beside Martina.*
Gourry: Hi there Zangulus! How have you been?
Zangulus: I can't complain. Things have been really good since we last met. Maybe we can even have a rematch sometime.
Lina: I hope you don't want him to fight with the sword of light..
Zangulus: Well of course I do. I wouldn't want to fight Gourry at anything but his best.
Lina: That could be a problem..
Zangulus: Why?
Lina: You tell him Gourry.I don't want to break the good news to him. I think you can do a better job that I could.
Gourry: Oh..? O.k! I gave it to the overworlders!!! ^_^
Zangulus:.....................................................WHAT!!!!!!!!!! !!!*jumps out of seat and looks at Gourry like he's nutz!* (In my opinion I think he is.-_-) What did you do that for?!
Gourry: Well it's kind of a long story.
Lina: Try really long.
Zangulus: T_T...That was such a nice sword....
Martina: It's o.k dear.I'm sure he'll give you a rematch.and you'll kick his butt. Besides if he's that good he doesn't need the sword of light. Meaning you can beat him any time!
Sylphiel: Please go easy on dear Gourry. I'm sure it wasn't his fault.
Martina: Oh sure he's soooooooo smart.
Sylphiel: Why do you say that?
Martina: Look at him. He can't be that smart if he hangs around with losers like them.
Amelia: Losers?!
Zelgadis: Your one to talk!
Martina: Oh, that hurts coming from a man made of stone.
Zelgadis: HEY!!!!!!!!
Amelia: It's not right to treat people by the way they look! I won't allow it.
Martina: What are you going to do about it little Miss Justice Princess. * Starts to make funny faces at Amelia.*
E: *sitting in a chair off camera watching everything.* Who needs a host with people like this. Hey Eric, get me that Lemonade already will ya!
Eric:* With a cast on his left arm and his right leg with his head wrapped in bandages. Stars to make his way slowly to Econy watching the drama unfold.* here you go. Shouldn't you be hosting not sitting?
E: I don't need to. With people like that it's safer to stay away from them.
Eric: tell me about it..But shouldn't you really be getting back.
E: Why do that. I think Martina is going to push her luck really soon.
Martina: Then there's your flat chested, hack magician, sorceress loser Queen Lina.!
Amelia: I'll show you!
Lina: No Amelia! She's mine.*evil look*
E: Uh.OH!!!
Eric: What?
E: Do we have a bomb shelter in this studio?...........
Eric: No, Why?
E: ........We're dead.........*.* looks very worried*
Lina: What did you just say!!!!!!!!!!!!!*evil look while holding a bright red light in her hands. *stress mark*
Martina: Now...now.Lina..Lets not doing anything we're going to regret.*sweat drop*
Lina: Oh I won't regret this!!!
Sylphiel: Lina calm down!
Lina: Oh I'll show you calm!............. Darkness beyond twilight.. Crimson beyond blood that flows....
E: OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Jumps off her chair making it fall to the floor along with her lemonade and runs like HELL!!! @_@*
Zangulus: Ah....dear.I think you may have over done it..
Lina: Buried in the stream of time, is where your power grows....
Zelgadis: Not a dragonslave in here!!!!
Amelia: are you crazy?!
Lina: I pledge myself to conquer...
Zelgadis Amelia: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Zelgadis: Ya, she is!!!!
Lina: all the foes who stand..
Gourry: A dragon slave?! Come on Lina calm down.."Please!!!^_^"...*jellyfish on head*
Lina:... before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hands..
Filia: Think about where you are!!!
Lina: Let the fools that stand before me be destroyed..
Xelloss: well I think that's my cue. * disappears*
Filia: Xelloss!!! Grrr..
Lina: by the power you and I possess..
Gourry, Sylphiel, Amelia, Zelgadis, Filia, Zagulus get the hell out of there.
Martina: COME ON LINA!!!! WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.. RIGHT???!!!!!!!!
Eric: *not being able to run because of the casts on him.big watery eyes..* Why me..?
Lina: DRAGONSLAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera...................................................................... ...................................................beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. ..
Well look at that! Lina helped me end chapter five. Chapter six should prove to be really funny as well..snicker.. Don't worry their going to find another place to do the show.. As for Martina.Well you can tell I don't really like her.^_^
E: We're back and I think we're ready to get this show on the road.
Lina: So what are you going to do to us now?.... What are the extra chairs for?....
E: Well I'm glad you asked Lina.we're going to have a few more people come on the show for a little while. At this time I would like to introduce our first guest.Sylphiel. *Next thing you know Sylphiel walks on stage and takes a seat*
Gourry: Hi there Sylphiel!!! It's nice to see you again.
Sylphiel: Thakz Gourry. When I got the call to come to the show I wasn't really sure about coming. Then I thought this would be a good time to see you Gourry.Oh, and the rest of you. Hi Lina! I trust you've been taking good care of Gourry for me.
Lina: * Blushing* What's that suppose mean?
Sylphiel: Well since the Hellmaster incident I worry about dear Gourry.
Lina: HA! With me around I'm surprised that you worry. Remember Sylphiel I took out Hellmaster.
Sylphiel: That's just the reason I'm worried. You seem to attract all sorts of trouble. As for Hellmaster. Do you even remember taking him out Lina?
Lina: Well.... Not really.
E: Well technically Lina you weren't the one that killed Hellmaster. We all know that it was L-sama. Not like you remember though, but enough of that. I need to introduce our next guest.
Gourry: Sylphiel. after this could you cook something for us all?
Sylphiel: Sure Gourry! I would be glad to.
Lina: Oh great, not this again....
E: Now our next guest I'm not to sure about this but she wanted to come on the show..I had nothing to do with this. My producers made me. I like to ask Martina to come on to stage...........
Lina: MARTINA?!
Martina:*evil laugh* walks on to stage and sits beside Sylphiel. Now the show can really start. Your star has arrived!
Lina: What are you doing here?
Martina: The producers gave me a call and said that they needed me on the show.
Lina: And that makes you the star.
Martina: Well it couldn't be you.
Lina: what do you mean couldn't be me.
Martina: Well I just can't see you being a star like my self.
E: Now, now you two. We can settle this, the easy way or.my way. You Saw my handy work with Xellykins and Filia.
Filia: Don't remind me. I don't think I'm going to sleep for weeks.
Xelloss: I think I'm going to sleep really well.^_^
Filia: You would..*mutters namagomi under her breath*
E: I fixed them really quick! Now Martina, tell us how you've been since the ending of Next?
Martina: Life couldn't be better. With by brave strong Zangulus and Zomogustare by my side life couldn't be better.
E: With that I would like to invite our next guest to come on. Zangulus. *Zangulus walks on to stage and sits beside Martina.*
Gourry: Hi there Zangulus! How have you been?
Zangulus: I can't complain. Things have been really good since we last met. Maybe we can even have a rematch sometime.
Lina: I hope you don't want him to fight with the sword of light..
Zangulus: Well of course I do. I wouldn't want to fight Gourry at anything but his best.
Lina: That could be a problem..
Zangulus: Why?
Lina: You tell him Gourry.I don't want to break the good news to him. I think you can do a better job that I could.
Gourry: Oh..? O.k! I gave it to the overworlders!!! ^_^
Zangulus:.....................................................WHAT!!!!!!!!!! !!!*jumps out of seat and looks at Gourry like he's nutz!* (In my opinion I think he is.-_-) What did you do that for?!
Gourry: Well it's kind of a long story.
Lina: Try really long.
Zangulus: T_T...That was such a nice sword....
Martina: It's o.k dear.I'm sure he'll give you a rematch.and you'll kick his butt. Besides if he's that good he doesn't need the sword of light. Meaning you can beat him any time!
Sylphiel: Please go easy on dear Gourry. I'm sure it wasn't his fault.
Martina: Oh sure he's soooooooo smart.
Sylphiel: Why do you say that?
Martina: Look at him. He can't be that smart if he hangs around with losers like them.
Amelia: Losers?!
Zelgadis: Your one to talk!
Martina: Oh, that hurts coming from a man made of stone.
Zelgadis: HEY!!!!!!!!
Amelia: It's not right to treat people by the way they look! I won't allow it.
Martina: What are you going to do about it little Miss Justice Princess. * Starts to make funny faces at Amelia.*
E: *sitting in a chair off camera watching everything.* Who needs a host with people like this. Hey Eric, get me that Lemonade already will ya!
Eric:* With a cast on his left arm and his right leg with his head wrapped in bandages. Stars to make his way slowly to Econy watching the drama unfold.* here you go. Shouldn't you be hosting not sitting?
E: I don't need to. With people like that it's safer to stay away from them.
Eric: tell me about it..But shouldn't you really be getting back.
E: Why do that. I think Martina is going to push her luck really soon.
Martina: Then there's your flat chested, hack magician, sorceress loser Queen Lina.!
Amelia: I'll show you!
Lina: No Amelia! She's mine.*evil look*
E: Uh.OH!!!
Eric: What?
E: Do we have a bomb shelter in this studio?...........
Eric: No, Why?
E: ........We're dead.........*.* looks very worried*
Lina: What did you just say!!!!!!!!!!!!!*evil look while holding a bright red light in her hands. *stress mark*
Martina: Now...now.Lina..Lets not doing anything we're going to regret.*sweat drop*
Lina: Oh I won't regret this!!!
Sylphiel: Lina calm down!
Lina: Oh I'll show you calm!............. Darkness beyond twilight.. Crimson beyond blood that flows....
E: OH CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* Jumps off her chair making it fall to the floor along with her lemonade and runs like HELL!!! @_@*
Zangulus: Ah....dear.I think you may have over done it..
Lina: Buried in the stream of time, is where your power grows....
Zelgadis: Not a dragonslave in here!!!!
Amelia: are you crazy?!
Lina: I pledge myself to conquer...
Zelgadis Amelia: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Zelgadis: Ya, she is!!!!
Lina: all the foes who stand..
Gourry: A dragon slave?! Come on Lina calm down.."Please!!!^_^"...*jellyfish on head*
Lina:... before the mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hands..
Filia: Think about where you are!!!
Lina: Let the fools that stand before me be destroyed..
Xelloss: well I think that's my cue. * disappears*
Filia: Xelloss!!! Grrr..
Lina: by the power you and I possess..
Gourry, Sylphiel, Amelia, Zelgadis, Filia, Zagulus get the hell out of there.
Martina: COME ON LINA!!!! WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.. RIGHT???!!!!!!!!
Eric: *not being able to run because of the casts on him.big watery eyes..* Why me..?
Lina: DRAGONSLAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Camera...................................................................... ...................................................beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. ..
Well look at that! Lina helped me end chapter five. Chapter six should prove to be really funny as well..snicker.. Don't worry their going to find another place to do the show.. As for Martina.Well you can tell I don't really like her.^_^