TALES FROM THE PORTABLE CONFESSIONAL
NINETEENTH CONFESSION: The Cookie
One more confession and he was just going to leave, with or without Millie. Only seconds after Wolfwood had left Rei-Dei he had been attacked, for lack of a better word, by Monev, the Gale. Now, he had no choice but to listen to the confession of the man, who was obviously bigger than him. So here he was. In Monev's room. Having tea and crumpets with the body builder.
"So, Nicholas, how've you been?" Monev asked, setting the flowered teapot down.
"Wolfwood, and if you don't mind I'd like to just get the confession over with." Wolfwood replied icily.
Monev frowned a bit, but daintily sipped his tea with his pinky in the air and then said, "All right then. If you insist. yesterday I-I can't believe I actually did this, I ate a COOKIE!"
Wolfwood rolled his eyes.
"It wasn't even low fat!" Monev shrieked.
"Wolfwood resisted the urge to strangle the other man, "It was just a-"
"-oh God, now I look like a cow!" Monev screamed looking at himself in the mirror, "Does my butt look big?!"
"Actually, it odes look a little-OH GOD WHAT AM I SAYING?!" Wolfwood shrieked and ran from the room before he got the chance to frighten himself anymore.
NINETEENTH CONFESSION: The Cookie
One more confession and he was just going to leave, with or without Millie. Only seconds after Wolfwood had left Rei-Dei he had been attacked, for lack of a better word, by Monev, the Gale. Now, he had no choice but to listen to the confession of the man, who was obviously bigger than him. So here he was. In Monev's room. Having tea and crumpets with the body builder.
"So, Nicholas, how've you been?" Monev asked, setting the flowered teapot down.
"Wolfwood, and if you don't mind I'd like to just get the confession over with." Wolfwood replied icily.
Monev frowned a bit, but daintily sipped his tea with his pinky in the air and then said, "All right then. If you insist. yesterday I-I can't believe I actually did this, I ate a COOKIE!"
Wolfwood rolled his eyes.
"It wasn't even low fat!" Monev shrieked.
"Wolfwood resisted the urge to strangle the other man, "It was just a-"
"-oh God, now I look like a cow!" Monev screamed looking at himself in the mirror, "Does my butt look big?!"
"Actually, it odes look a little-OH GOD WHAT AM I SAYING?!" Wolfwood shrieked and ran from the room before he got the chance to frighten himself anymore.