Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers...There are you happy now. Not like you
didn't know..but you know I have to say this..Lets just get on with the
fanfiction before I start to cry.T_T.
E: Wow that was really close wasn't it? I told you that it wouldn't be a very good idea to bring Martina on the Show!
Producers: We thought it would be good for ratings.
E: Ratings my ass.Speaking of ass. I just about got mine fried!
Owner of the studios: Well Lina has taken out studios 1-13. We only have two left. So don't get those destroyed!
E: As long as you're over priced producers don't do something that will cause world war 3!
Owner: Fine. You got studio 14 now.
E: thakz! ...What the?!*A very crispy Eric starts to walk very slowly towards Econy* Where have you been? I want you to drag yourself down to studio 14. Come on we don't have all day..... While you're down there you may want to wash up a little.you're a mess...
Eric:#_#.....uggg This is not my day!........
Camera: On....
E: Sorry about that everyone. We had a...small problem to work out there but we're back! With me is the slayers crew. During our brake our other guests had to go. but Amelia, Zelgadis ,Filia, Gourry, and Lina are with me now. Though once again we don't know were Xelloss has gone. Sigh..Xellykins.*sniff*
Filia: I rather like this now. It's so much more peaceful. Ah.. Well that's if you don't count Lina blowing up a good potion of the studio that is.
Lina: Well that was the only way I was going to calm down. It's not my fault Martina went for the low blow of all comments to me.
E: Well Lina you didn't have to take it out on the studio.
Lina: Well tell that to your producers.
E: I already have.sigh.The show must go on.
Amelia: That's the spirit Miss Econy!
Filia: I think I should have some tea. I'll be rate back. I'm going to get some water.
E: Filia! What?! Come back here...
Lina: Well there she goes.
E: Sigh.. Well this isn't a good time for her to get some tea.... We got to start with the next part of the show. uuug.
Filia:*back stage* Hmmmmmmm. I wonder where the hot water could be. *Xelloss appears at a distance watching Filia with and evil grin. Then disappears again.*
Filia: Ah there we go. *sees a kettle with hot water in it.* This will do nicely.*starts getting her cups and tea really to make. Being so happy to get some tea she pops out her tail.with pink bow included.* Xelloss appears behind her for a second and disappears before Filia notices.
Filia: Who's there?.....must of been nothing..Ah, there we go nice hot tea.^_^ *Makes her way back to stage.*
E: Oh, I wish Filia would hurry up.
Filia: I'm back!*sits down in her seat with tail still out*
Lina: ummmmmmm..Filia...*starts to laugh under her breath*
Filia: What?
Amelia: Well.*snicker*
E: You may want to look at your ummmm.*snicker.snicker*
Filia: WHAT! *Looks around to see what's going on* then realizes that everyone is laughing at her and she doesn't know why. Well, all but Gourry who is looking just as confused as her.
Lina: *can't hold it in any longer* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Filia:??? What seems to be so funny?
E:*snicker* You may want to look at your ...uummmm.*cough*.tail.
Filia: What...*looks at her tail then sees the unspeakable!* WHAT THE HELL!!! Next thing Filia knows her bow has purple scribbled all over it! XELLOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelloss: *Appears in front of Filia holding a purple marker.* Oh, you don't like it Filia? What a shame.
Filia: Why you little!!!!!!! *gets mace sama out* I'll get you for this!!!!!!!
E: Calm down Filia! I can always get it cleaned for you.
Filia: Just wait till I've taught Xelloss a thing or two in manners!
E: That's all great and everything, but we need to start the next part of the show. I'll let you try to kill him later....
Filia: Look what he did to my beautiful bow!
E: hmmm..Well then.*claps hands and a person comes out of nowhere and takes it* It will be clean in two shakes of a dragon's tail.
Filia: But what about Xelloss?
E: Oh I'll punish him!
Xelloss: you couldn't punish me..could you?
E: you're right Xelloss I can't bring myself to do that to my poor Xellykins.
Filia: But Econy?!
E: I'll just get someone else to do it for me! ^_^
Xelloss: ???
E: Oh, Amelia!.......!
Xelloss:...confused look.then figures out what she's going to have done to him.....!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO YOU WOULDN'T!!!!!
E: *Evil look* I would!
Amelia: *deep breath*
Xelloss: NO!.....
Amelia: Life is wonderful! It's so wonderful! I love life! It's so great! The world is full of love and joy!
Xelloss:...............................................no.............#_#
Filia: HA! Now why didn't I think of physiological warfare?*starts to join in with Filia*
E: tehetehetehetehetehe! O.K Amelia, Filia I think that is enough. You can stop now.
Xelloss: If you like me so much why did you find that funny?
E: Because your expression is so cute! ^_^
Aemlia: Why did you make me stop? I wasn't done. Mr. Xelloss needs to learn about truth and justice!
Xelloss: Amelia..I'm a monster..*sweat drop*
E: I'm sure if you went on long enough you would kill him Amelia!
One of the work crew: Hands Filia: a really clean pink bow.
Filia: OH, Thank you very much. ^_^
E: Well lets start the next part of the show. Let's see. this is the part where ..we..*Whisper* hold it higher I can't see*
Eric: *with a big flash card that says what to say next. Having two broken arms can't hold it very high* I'm trying!
E:....AH! We've gotten letters from people with a few questions for the Slayers crew that they want answered. Here I have a big mail bag and I'm going to take out a few cards that will ask any of the crew a simple question.
Lina: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
E: Ah here we go. Our first question. *Starts to open the letter carefully* This letter is from Kyroushi and she has two questions. The first one is to Amelia and Xelloss: Xelloss, would you ever date Amelia?? Or would her Justice of Peace motto bore you down?? "Amelia, could you lower yourself to date a monster, being a princess and all that?" Wow, that's good timing for a question like that..Though I think we may know the answer to that now.
Amelia: What!? Who would ask a question like that?
Xelloss: my point exactly! I wouldn't dare go out with her..I may not live long enough to see another day.
Amelia: I would never date a servant of evil..but..
Xelloss: But What?!!!!
Amelia: If it were to help him discover the joys of life and how wonderful it is and make him see the errors of his ways I would.
Xelloss: #_#
E: O.......K... Second question Kyroushi is to Amelia again. " Amelia, What is with the justice thing? Are you getting tired of it or what.?
Amelia: NEVER! Spreading truth and Justice is the greatest one thing person can do. It helps make the world a better place. I would NEVER get tired of it! If I didn't do it then who would teach Mr. Xelloss about the joys of life?
Xelloss: you could always not do that..
E: Ok now let's get another one.*puts hand in bag pulls out another card.* This one says it's from some one called Miss Kaoru. Its to Xelloss and Filia:" You two fight like your married so why don't you?"
Filia: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We do not fight as if we're married! I fight with him because he plays horrid tricks on me!
Xelloss: Their not that bad!
Filia: Oh, yes they are!
Xelloss: You just over react to them. That's all.
E: You know..In some ways you do act like a married couple.
Filia: Even if we do fight like that I would NEVER marry a filthy namagomi like Xelloss!
Xelloss: and I would Never marry a selfish, arrogant dragon like Filia!
Filia Xelloss: HUMF!!!!!!!* turns heads away from each other at the same time!*
E: well let's go on to the next question. This one is from Niki. It reads..: "Gourry, are you that clueless all the time or is it just an act?"
Gourry: ? What?
Lina: *smacks him in the head.* She's asking you a question Gourry!
Gourry: Oh!......................................................................... .................................................. What was the question again Lina?..........
Lina: *smacks him again* I'll answer it for you then. Ya, he is that clueless. He wasn't born with blonde hair for nothing you know!
E: Well..thank you Lina..I think.. Our next one is from k-duck. "Xelloss, how do you keep your hair such a nice shade of purple?" I don't come up with these I just read them..
Xelloss: As much as I would like to tell you all that...... That is a secret!
E: Xelloss I already told you not to say that!
Xelloss: But it's a secret.!
E: Sigh.why do I bother. This one is from Miko, "Amelia is the rumor between you and Naga true?"
Lina: WHO!!! What rumor?! Amelia.?!
Amelia: I don't know who you're talking about..*turns head*
E: Amelia answer the question!
Amelia: ummmmmmmm..It's a secret!
E: AMELIA!
Xelloss: That' my line...
Amelia: You let Xelloss answer that way. I should be able as well. It wouldn't be very nice to pick favorites now would it?
E: Grrr.. Fine last question.. From..this one says from biggest fan. "So Gourry.What is your opinion on Lina's small breasts?? Are they unattractive or what??" *looks out from under the card really slowly looking really scared* (Thinks in head) knowing Gourry he's going to answer the question way to honest.......we're doomed..*_*
Gourry: Oh, Lina's small breasts? Ya, I guess their small. It would be nicer if they were a few sizes bigger.
Lina: *stress mark on head looking embarrassed and peeved*..
Gourry: But what do you do? Why do you think I thought she was a kid when I first met her.
Lina: ...I'll show you small jellyfish for brains! FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: *goes flying* ...Hits Filia making her HOT tea spill on Zelgadis.
Zelgadis: HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!! * Jumps around trying to cool it off*
Amelia: Let me help you!
Xelloss: *stands up and tries to walk away slowly to escape*
Filia: *Gabs the back of his cape* Oh, no you don't!
Zelgadis: HOT HOT HOT!*accidentally nocks Amelia in to the retreating Xelloss* Making him trip over the fallen crisp Gourry on to Filia*
Xelloss: * Puts hands out to stop his fall but his hands land on Filia's chest O.o* *everyone stops what their doing and looks at Filia and Xelloss......O.o*squish, squish* Oh, my Filia. For a dragon you sure do have good human attributes...
Filia: *Really red with anger!* YOU PERVERTED NAMAGOMI!!!!!!!!!!
E: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!.!..!..!*gabs her stuff and starts to walk briskly out of the studio* Take care of that won't you Eric.* Starts to run. Before Eric has a chance to answer her he hears the door slam*
Eric: Why me? What am I going to do to a dragon?
Filia: That's it!!!!! *starts to transform into a dragon*
Xelloss: *Removing his hand quickly* It was only an accident Filia.
Lina: I'm out of here! *grabs the crispy Gourry and runs like hell*
Zelgadis: I think we better get out of here Amelia.
Amelia: I'm with you on that one Mr. Zelgadis.*runs out*
Filia in dragon form* with freshly clean bow*: I'll show you!!! *starts to shoot laser breath*
Xelloss: *Easily dodges it* Come on Filia. It's not like I meant to do it..says under breath...not to say I didn't like it..
Filia: XELLOSS!!!! *starts shooting at random*
Eric: Can you please stop Miss. I..*sees a big pink bow come flying his way* Mommy...!*big watery eyes*... *WHACK!!!* goes flying in to the stratosphere *
Camera: sees Xelloss dodging the shots easily. Looking like he's having a good time. Even laughing at her. Get's up close to the camera and makes a funny face in it.
Filia: Xelloss!!!!!!!! *takes a whack at him but he disappears making her tail hit the camera...............................................
Chapter 6 is done finally..That was a hard one for me to do. I have no clue what to do for the next chapter though. I think I'll end it soon here. Only got one studio left how much longer can it possibly go on for..-_-
E: Wow that was really close wasn't it? I told you that it wouldn't be a very good idea to bring Martina on the Show!
Producers: We thought it would be good for ratings.
E: Ratings my ass.Speaking of ass. I just about got mine fried!
Owner of the studios: Well Lina has taken out studios 1-13. We only have two left. So don't get those destroyed!
E: As long as you're over priced producers don't do something that will cause world war 3!
Owner: Fine. You got studio 14 now.
E: thakz! ...What the?!*A very crispy Eric starts to walk very slowly towards Econy* Where have you been? I want you to drag yourself down to studio 14. Come on we don't have all day..... While you're down there you may want to wash up a little.you're a mess...
Eric:#_#.....uggg This is not my day!........
Camera: On....
E: Sorry about that everyone. We had a...small problem to work out there but we're back! With me is the slayers crew. During our brake our other guests had to go. but Amelia, Zelgadis ,Filia, Gourry, and Lina are with me now. Though once again we don't know were Xelloss has gone. Sigh..Xellykins.*sniff*
Filia: I rather like this now. It's so much more peaceful. Ah.. Well that's if you don't count Lina blowing up a good potion of the studio that is.
Lina: Well that was the only way I was going to calm down. It's not my fault Martina went for the low blow of all comments to me.
E: Well Lina you didn't have to take it out on the studio.
Lina: Well tell that to your producers.
E: I already have.sigh.The show must go on.
Amelia: That's the spirit Miss Econy!
Filia: I think I should have some tea. I'll be rate back. I'm going to get some water.
E: Filia! What?! Come back here...
Lina: Well there she goes.
E: Sigh.. Well this isn't a good time for her to get some tea.... We got to start with the next part of the show. uuug.
Filia:*back stage* Hmmmmmmm. I wonder where the hot water could be. *Xelloss appears at a distance watching Filia with and evil grin. Then disappears again.*
Filia: Ah there we go. *sees a kettle with hot water in it.* This will do nicely.*starts getting her cups and tea really to make. Being so happy to get some tea she pops out her tail.with pink bow included.* Xelloss appears behind her for a second and disappears before Filia notices.
Filia: Who's there?.....must of been nothing..Ah, there we go nice hot tea.^_^ *Makes her way back to stage.*
E: Oh, I wish Filia would hurry up.
Filia: I'm back!*sits down in her seat with tail still out*
Lina: ummmmmmm..Filia...*starts to laugh under her breath*
Filia: What?
Amelia: Well.*snicker*
E: You may want to look at your ummmm.*snicker.snicker*
Filia: WHAT! *Looks around to see what's going on* then realizes that everyone is laughing at her and she doesn't know why. Well, all but Gourry who is looking just as confused as her.
Lina: *can't hold it in any longer* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Filia:??? What seems to be so funny?
E:*snicker* You may want to look at your ...uummmm.*cough*.tail.
Filia: What...*looks at her tail then sees the unspeakable!* WHAT THE HELL!!! Next thing Filia knows her bow has purple scribbled all over it! XELLOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xelloss: *Appears in front of Filia holding a purple marker.* Oh, you don't like it Filia? What a shame.
Filia: Why you little!!!!!!! *gets mace sama out* I'll get you for this!!!!!!!
E: Calm down Filia! I can always get it cleaned for you.
Filia: Just wait till I've taught Xelloss a thing or two in manners!
E: That's all great and everything, but we need to start the next part of the show. I'll let you try to kill him later....
Filia: Look what he did to my beautiful bow!
E: hmmm..Well then.*claps hands and a person comes out of nowhere and takes it* It will be clean in two shakes of a dragon's tail.
Filia: But what about Xelloss?
E: Oh I'll punish him!
Xelloss: you couldn't punish me..could you?
E: you're right Xelloss I can't bring myself to do that to my poor Xellykins.
Filia: But Econy?!
E: I'll just get someone else to do it for me! ^_^
Xelloss: ???
E: Oh, Amelia!.......!
Xelloss:...confused look.then figures out what she's going to have done to him.....!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO YOU WOULDN'T!!!!!
E: *Evil look* I would!
Amelia: *deep breath*
Xelloss: NO!.....
Amelia: Life is wonderful! It's so wonderful! I love life! It's so great! The world is full of love and joy!
Xelloss:...............................................no.............#_#
Filia: HA! Now why didn't I think of physiological warfare?*starts to join in with Filia*
E: tehetehetehetehetehe! O.K Amelia, Filia I think that is enough. You can stop now.
Xelloss: If you like me so much why did you find that funny?
E: Because your expression is so cute! ^_^
Aemlia: Why did you make me stop? I wasn't done. Mr. Xelloss needs to learn about truth and justice!
Xelloss: Amelia..I'm a monster..*sweat drop*
E: I'm sure if you went on long enough you would kill him Amelia!
One of the work crew: Hands Filia: a really clean pink bow.
Filia: OH, Thank you very much. ^_^
E: Well lets start the next part of the show. Let's see. this is the part where ..we..*Whisper* hold it higher I can't see*
Eric: *with a big flash card that says what to say next. Having two broken arms can't hold it very high* I'm trying!
E:....AH! We've gotten letters from people with a few questions for the Slayers crew that they want answered. Here I have a big mail bag and I'm going to take out a few cards that will ask any of the crew a simple question.
Lina: Why do I have a bad feeling about this?
E: Ah here we go. Our first question. *Starts to open the letter carefully* This letter is from Kyroushi and she has two questions. The first one is to Amelia and Xelloss: Xelloss, would you ever date Amelia?? Or would her Justice of Peace motto bore you down?? "Amelia, could you lower yourself to date a monster, being a princess and all that?" Wow, that's good timing for a question like that..Though I think we may know the answer to that now.
Amelia: What!? Who would ask a question like that?
Xelloss: my point exactly! I wouldn't dare go out with her..I may not live long enough to see another day.
Amelia: I would never date a servant of evil..but..
Xelloss: But What?!!!!
Amelia: If it were to help him discover the joys of life and how wonderful it is and make him see the errors of his ways I would.
Xelloss: #_#
E: O.......K... Second question Kyroushi is to Amelia again. " Amelia, What is with the justice thing? Are you getting tired of it or what.?
Amelia: NEVER! Spreading truth and Justice is the greatest one thing person can do. It helps make the world a better place. I would NEVER get tired of it! If I didn't do it then who would teach Mr. Xelloss about the joys of life?
Xelloss: you could always not do that..
E: Ok now let's get another one.*puts hand in bag pulls out another card.* This one says it's from some one called Miss Kaoru. Its to Xelloss and Filia:" You two fight like your married so why don't you?"
Filia: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We do not fight as if we're married! I fight with him because he plays horrid tricks on me!
Xelloss: Their not that bad!
Filia: Oh, yes they are!
Xelloss: You just over react to them. That's all.
E: You know..In some ways you do act like a married couple.
Filia: Even if we do fight like that I would NEVER marry a filthy namagomi like Xelloss!
Xelloss: and I would Never marry a selfish, arrogant dragon like Filia!
Filia Xelloss: HUMF!!!!!!!* turns heads away from each other at the same time!*
E: well let's go on to the next question. This one is from Niki. It reads..: "Gourry, are you that clueless all the time or is it just an act?"
Gourry: ? What?
Lina: *smacks him in the head.* She's asking you a question Gourry!
Gourry: Oh!......................................................................... .................................................. What was the question again Lina?..........
Lina: *smacks him again* I'll answer it for you then. Ya, he is that clueless. He wasn't born with blonde hair for nothing you know!
E: Well..thank you Lina..I think.. Our next one is from k-duck. "Xelloss, how do you keep your hair such a nice shade of purple?" I don't come up with these I just read them..
Xelloss: As much as I would like to tell you all that...... That is a secret!
E: Xelloss I already told you not to say that!
Xelloss: But it's a secret.!
E: Sigh.why do I bother. This one is from Miko, "Amelia is the rumor between you and Naga true?"
Lina: WHO!!! What rumor?! Amelia.?!
Amelia: I don't know who you're talking about..*turns head*
E: Amelia answer the question!
Amelia: ummmmmmmm..It's a secret!
E: AMELIA!
Xelloss: That' my line...
Amelia: You let Xelloss answer that way. I should be able as well. It wouldn't be very nice to pick favorites now would it?
E: Grrr.. Fine last question.. From..this one says from biggest fan. "So Gourry.What is your opinion on Lina's small breasts?? Are they unattractive or what??" *looks out from under the card really slowly looking really scared* (Thinks in head) knowing Gourry he's going to answer the question way to honest.......we're doomed..*_*
Gourry: Oh, Lina's small breasts? Ya, I guess their small. It would be nicer if they were a few sizes bigger.
Lina: *stress mark on head looking embarrassed and peeved*..
Gourry: But what do you do? Why do you think I thought she was a kid when I first met her.
Lina: ...I'll show you small jellyfish for brains! FIREBALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Gourry: *goes flying* ...Hits Filia making her HOT tea spill on Zelgadis.
Zelgadis: HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!! * Jumps around trying to cool it off*
Amelia: Let me help you!
Xelloss: *stands up and tries to walk away slowly to escape*
Filia: *Gabs the back of his cape* Oh, no you don't!
Zelgadis: HOT HOT HOT!*accidentally nocks Amelia in to the retreating Xelloss* Making him trip over the fallen crisp Gourry on to Filia*
Xelloss: * Puts hands out to stop his fall but his hands land on Filia's chest O.o* *everyone stops what their doing and looks at Filia and Xelloss......O.o*squish, squish* Oh, my Filia. For a dragon you sure do have good human attributes...
Filia: *Really red with anger!* YOU PERVERTED NAMAGOMI!!!!!!!!!!
E: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!.!..!..!*gabs her stuff and starts to walk briskly out of the studio* Take care of that won't you Eric.* Starts to run. Before Eric has a chance to answer her he hears the door slam*
Eric: Why me? What am I going to do to a dragon?
Filia: That's it!!!!! *starts to transform into a dragon*
Xelloss: *Removing his hand quickly* It was only an accident Filia.
Lina: I'm out of here! *grabs the crispy Gourry and runs like hell*
Zelgadis: I think we better get out of here Amelia.
Amelia: I'm with you on that one Mr. Zelgadis.*runs out*
Filia in dragon form* with freshly clean bow*: I'll show you!!! *starts to shoot laser breath*
Xelloss: *Easily dodges it* Come on Filia. It's not like I meant to do it..says under breath...not to say I didn't like it..
Filia: XELLOSS!!!! *starts shooting at random*
Eric: Can you please stop Miss. I..*sees a big pink bow come flying his way* Mommy...!*big watery eyes*... *WHACK!!!* goes flying in to the stratosphere *
Camera: sees Xelloss dodging the shots easily. Looking like he's having a good time. Even laughing at her. Get's up close to the camera and makes a funny face in it.
Filia: Xelloss!!!!!!!! *takes a whack at him but he disappears making her tail hit the camera...............................................
Chapter 6 is done finally..That was a hard one for me to do. I have no clue what to do for the next chapter though. I think I'll end it soon here. Only got one studio left how much longer can it possibly go on for..-_-