Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers STILL! As much as I don't want to say it I
got to. Don't think that I don't dream of it. Ya think they at least give
me Xelloss.. Sigh. I try.
E: Great! There goes another one! That means we only got one left.
Owner: So don't mess this up.
Producers: It was your fault for not being able to control them!
E: Oh! So you're saying that you could do a better job. Well feel free to go in there and host for me.
Producers, Owner:.......................
E: That's what I thought!
Owner: Just please don't destroy the last studio please.T_T
E: We'll see what I can do..does anyone know where Eric is?
Producers: Last time I checked he was in the sick ward resting.
E: Just like him to rest at a time like this!
E: Welcome back to the show everyone! We've sorted out our difficulties again and we're ready to go on with the show!
Filia: I can't believe that I got naked on national television twice ..
Lina: don't forget about taking out one of the studios.
Filia: I only took out one. You took out 13!!!!
Lina: *sweat drop* Lets not dwell on the small stuff shall we...hahaha...haha.ha
E: At any rate we only have one left so let's not try to destroy this one o.k!
Xelloss: Filia sure made a mess.
Filia: Shut up! It's your fault!
Xelloss: Mine?! Why do you keep blaming me for what you do? E: Now, now you two. All we need now is for you two to start fighting again. We're going to continue the show and not destroy anything.
Amelia: I'm ashamed of you Miss. Lina.and you Miss. Filia!
Filia Lina: What! Why?!
Amelia: We were humbly invited to the show. As such we should show our appreciation. But you two start fighting with everyone and everything and make us look bad!
Lina: It's not our fault stupid people.
Filia: Or monsters.
Lina: Go and do stupid things that make us blow!
E: I really don't mind Amelia!
Amelia: Really?
E: No. I'm going to get paid for this either way. Plus it's good for the ratings. So I can really care less.
Amelia: Oh, well if you feel that way then..but what about your work crew?
E: OH, their fine with it. Isn't that right Eric?!
Eric: *In a wheel chair wearing a body cast up to his neck* Ya...fine...*sigh*
E: See! We're all fine!
Amelia: well....I guess, if you say so.
Zelgadis: take it easy Amelia. I'm sure they have everything under control.
Amelia: If everything was under control Mr. Zelgadis.then why is that this is the last studio left out of the entire building?!
E: Let me answer that one Amelia. It's because my producers get paid too much....
Amelia: That doesn't sound like a good answer.
E: Well it is to me. We'll just continue the show with a few questions here and there from the series.
Zelgadis: This is going to work out well.
E: What is that suppose to mean Zel?
Zelgadis: I'm just saying that you're sounding very calm for some one that's in a war zone. With all these destructive people here and all.
Lina: Who are you calling destructive?!
Zelgadis: well...I..you have..uummmm.*wide eyed*
E: Well.......
Filia: What are you hiding Econy?
E: Well....I really shouldn't say..
Filia: If you won't say I think I know some one that can get it out of you.
E: Oh ya, who?
Xelloss: Oh Econy sama... It would make me really happy if you told me what you're keeping from us..
E: Well for you Xellykins.. Because of the recent destruction going on. I'm getting a 70% pay raise! You could say it's hazard pay in away.*sweat drop*
Eric: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelgadis: I knew something was up!
Amelia: You're so smart Mr. Zelgadis!
Eric: Why is she getting a pay raise?! I may not even getting paid at all today!!! You want hazard. I've had plenty of those!!!
E: the producers got a good idea for once.but..I wasn't.suppose to.ooops..Xelloss!!! You tricked me!
Xelloss: It's what I do. ^_^
Filia: Well at least it helped for once.
E: Well what's said and done can't be helped so I'll just have to fight it out with my producers later.
Producers from back stage: What is she doing!!!!!!!! We told her we would only give her a pay raise if she kept her mouth shut!....Now we got to give every one and pay raise ....NOOOOOOOOO!!!............ T_T
E: I'm sure they'll thank me later for being honest.
Amelia: Just a question...But how are you going to pay for all the damage.That Filia and Miss Lina have caused?
E: I'm not to sure??? I don't know. The owners for the building should be able to think something out. I sure they're making enough from the show on ratings to more than cover it.
Lina Filia: What do you mean the damage that WE caused?!
Amelia: well..you are the ones that have done the most damage...
Lina: What about you Amelia?
Amelia: What about me?
Lina: You were the one that tripped Xelloss on to Filia.
Amelia: But that was an accident!!!
Xelloss: So was the way I was touching Filia.but she didn't think much one the word accident at that point and time.
Filia: That's because you were being sick about it!
Lina: calm down Filia!
Filia: I'll calm down when I want to!
Xelloss: Come on Filia.I did complement you on them didn't I..
Filia: XELLOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: AH!!! Filia can you please calm down!!! This is the last studio and I don't want to get this one destroyed as well!!! Can you wait to kill him later.PLEASE!!!
Filia: .*stress mark* Being a better person that Xelloss and not wanting to stoop to his level. I'll save it till later.
Xelloss: Well aren't we being nice.for once..Didn't know you had that much self control in you Filia..hahahaha.
Amelia: You know now that I think about it.Lina, Filia and I have been you know.touched there in some way since coming here...
Lina: Ya, now that you mention it we have. Something bad has happened to all of us.but.. Econy!!!
*everyone but Xelloss looks at Econy with an evil look* all but Gourry who's giving a confused look*
E: why are you looking at me like that?......
Amelia: We shouldn't be fighting among ourselves.
Lina: We should be getting our revenge!
Gourry: ...What? What are you talking about?
*everyone smacks Gourry in the head with their chair*
Gourry: *twitch..twitch* uuug *_*
Econy: Now, now there! NO need to get violent..
Xelloss: *disappears and reappears beside Econy* Well this has been fun but I got to go.
Econy: Aren't you going to help me Xellykins!
Xelloss: I would but I'm sure you can handle it.See ya! *disappears*
E: Xelloss!!!! .......please. T_T.take me with you..
Eric: *sitting in his wheelchair drinking lemonade from a very long straw* Now this should be fun to watch.
Econy: come on now I'm sure we can work this out.
Zelgadis: She's right we should be so hard on her...
Lina, Filia, Amelia: *give him an evil look*
Zelgadis: I think I'll be over here..
Filia: gets her mace out.
Lina and Amelia: Start to create a fireball.
E: I got to go! *starts to run out*
Amelia, Filia, and Lina: Oh, no you don't!
Amelia and Lina release the fireball!
E: AH!!!!*runs by Eric. Grabs him and uses him as a shield*
Eric: what are you doing?!!!!!!!!*next thing he knows he gets hit with two fireballs and a mace.*
E:*Drops him and runs out the Emergency exit. The one with Eric's head dent in it* See ya!
Amelia: Look what you have made me do!
Lina: What you did. I did it two!
Filia: I hit that poor man. This is all your fault Lina!
Lina: Mine?!
Amelia: if you didn't get us so riled up then we wouldn't have done that!
Lina: Weren't you the one that riled us up.
Eric: Doctor...please..cough.help...*__*
Filia, Amelia and Lina start to verbally fight it out.
Zelgadis:.Sigh. to think that I traveled with them. Hey! Gourry.
Gourry: *_*?
Zelgadis: He'll come to.
Xelloss: *floating above the commotion* Oh my! Let's see what I can do about this.*appears in front of the fighting girls* While you were fighting Econy has already escaped.
Filia, Amelia, and Lina: What?...*looks at the open emergency exit*
Lina: Darn she got away. Oh well. Can't say this was a total waste of time. They did have good food here. Come on Gourry lets go! *grabs Gourry by the hair and drags him out the door.*
Zelgadis: Come on Amelia we better get going as well.
Amelia: Oh, ya I guess we should. *they too leave out the door*
*leaving Xelloss and Filia all alone.*
Xelloss: OH, look at that Filia. They left us all alone.
Filia:* looking like she's going to have a conniption* Get away from me you horrid monster!!!!
Xelloss: What? What did I do?
Filia: *turns in to a dragon* Get away from me!!!!
Producers Owner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Filia: I said I would get you later! And now is later!*starts to shoot at everything!. Hits Eric who goes flying*
Eric: Why me?!*goes flying a great distance and lands beside Econy who's a good deal away from the studio*
Econy: *From a safe distance* Poor Xelloss. But I'm sure he can handle himself! Well I guess that's the end of the show. Don't you think so Eric?
Eric:*a small hysterical laughter comes from him*. Rips out of his cast!!!* That's it! You know what I think of you and this contract?!!!
E: Isn't that your contract to the show?
Eric: Sure is!!! Look what I'm going to do with it!!*rips it up fast and in tiny little pieces then burns it like a pyromaniac. A louder hysterical laugh emerges from him*
E: That's to bad Eric. Because I said I was getting a pay raise the producers are going to have to give everyone one a 70% pay raise like me.
Eric: *looks like he's going to die.* *____*
E: But since you ripped up your contract I guess you don't get it. Oh, well.
Eric: *starting to go psycho*
E: I had a feeling this would happen.sigh *snaps fingers. Two medical personnel workers come over and put Eric in a straitjacket.*
Eric: HappY!!! So HAppY..HAHAahAhHahaH..WeEEEEeeeEEEeEee!!!
E: Like I said, I had I feeling this would happen.sigh.Oh well there're other things to do. * looks over and the totally destroyed building.* I guess the silly stuff ends with this fanfiction.^_^
Oh, look!!!! I'm done my first fanfiction!!!!...or am I..*evil grin* YA ^_^ I hope you liked it. Please leave a review. It would make me very happy. ^_^ I hope to start my other Fanfiction before I go for like a month. I should be able to.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
E: Great! There goes another one! That means we only got one left.
Owner: So don't mess this up.
Producers: It was your fault for not being able to control them!
E: Oh! So you're saying that you could do a better job. Well feel free to go in there and host for me.
Producers, Owner:.......................
E: That's what I thought!
Owner: Just please don't destroy the last studio please.T_T
E: We'll see what I can do..does anyone know where Eric is?
Producers: Last time I checked he was in the sick ward resting.
E: Just like him to rest at a time like this!
E: Welcome back to the show everyone! We've sorted out our difficulties again and we're ready to go on with the show!
Filia: I can't believe that I got naked on national television twice ..
Lina: don't forget about taking out one of the studios.
Filia: I only took out one. You took out 13!!!!
Lina: *sweat drop* Lets not dwell on the small stuff shall we...hahaha...haha.ha
E: At any rate we only have one left so let's not try to destroy this one o.k!
Xelloss: Filia sure made a mess.
Filia: Shut up! It's your fault!
Xelloss: Mine?! Why do you keep blaming me for what you do? E: Now, now you two. All we need now is for you two to start fighting again. We're going to continue the show and not destroy anything.
Amelia: I'm ashamed of you Miss. Lina.and you Miss. Filia!
Filia Lina: What! Why?!
Amelia: We were humbly invited to the show. As such we should show our appreciation. But you two start fighting with everyone and everything and make us look bad!
Lina: It's not our fault stupid people.
Filia: Or monsters.
Lina: Go and do stupid things that make us blow!
E: I really don't mind Amelia!
Amelia: Really?
E: No. I'm going to get paid for this either way. Plus it's good for the ratings. So I can really care less.
Amelia: Oh, well if you feel that way then..but what about your work crew?
E: OH, their fine with it. Isn't that right Eric?!
Eric: *In a wheel chair wearing a body cast up to his neck* Ya...fine...*sigh*
E: See! We're all fine!
Amelia: well....I guess, if you say so.
Zelgadis: take it easy Amelia. I'm sure they have everything under control.
Amelia: If everything was under control Mr. Zelgadis.then why is that this is the last studio left out of the entire building?!
E: Let me answer that one Amelia. It's because my producers get paid too much....
Amelia: That doesn't sound like a good answer.
E: Well it is to me. We'll just continue the show with a few questions here and there from the series.
Zelgadis: This is going to work out well.
E: What is that suppose to mean Zel?
Zelgadis: I'm just saying that you're sounding very calm for some one that's in a war zone. With all these destructive people here and all.
Lina: Who are you calling destructive?!
Zelgadis: well...I..you have..uummmm.*wide eyed*
E: Well.......
Filia: What are you hiding Econy?
E: Well....I really shouldn't say..
Filia: If you won't say I think I know some one that can get it out of you.
E: Oh ya, who?
Xelloss: Oh Econy sama... It would make me really happy if you told me what you're keeping from us..
E: Well for you Xellykins.. Because of the recent destruction going on. I'm getting a 70% pay raise! You could say it's hazard pay in away.*sweat drop*
Eric: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zelgadis: I knew something was up!
Amelia: You're so smart Mr. Zelgadis!
Eric: Why is she getting a pay raise?! I may not even getting paid at all today!!! You want hazard. I've had plenty of those!!!
E: the producers got a good idea for once.but..I wasn't.suppose to.ooops..Xelloss!!! You tricked me!
Xelloss: It's what I do. ^_^
Filia: Well at least it helped for once.
E: Well what's said and done can't be helped so I'll just have to fight it out with my producers later.
Producers from back stage: What is she doing!!!!!!!! We told her we would only give her a pay raise if she kept her mouth shut!....Now we got to give every one and pay raise ....NOOOOOOOOO!!!............ T_T
E: I'm sure they'll thank me later for being honest.
Amelia: Just a question...But how are you going to pay for all the damage.That Filia and Miss Lina have caused?
E: I'm not to sure??? I don't know. The owners for the building should be able to think something out. I sure they're making enough from the show on ratings to more than cover it.
Lina Filia: What do you mean the damage that WE caused?!
Amelia: well..you are the ones that have done the most damage...
Lina: What about you Amelia?
Amelia: What about me?
Lina: You were the one that tripped Xelloss on to Filia.
Amelia: But that was an accident!!!
Xelloss: So was the way I was touching Filia.but she didn't think much one the word accident at that point and time.
Filia: That's because you were being sick about it!
Lina: calm down Filia!
Filia: I'll calm down when I want to!
Xelloss: Come on Filia.I did complement you on them didn't I..
Filia: XELLOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E: AH!!! Filia can you please calm down!!! This is the last studio and I don't want to get this one destroyed as well!!! Can you wait to kill him later.PLEASE!!!
Filia: .*stress mark* Being a better person that Xelloss and not wanting to stoop to his level. I'll save it till later.
Xelloss: Well aren't we being nice.for once..Didn't know you had that much self control in you Filia..hahahaha.
Amelia: You know now that I think about it.Lina, Filia and I have been you know.touched there in some way since coming here...
Lina: Ya, now that you mention it we have. Something bad has happened to all of us.but.. Econy!!!
*everyone but Xelloss looks at Econy with an evil look* all but Gourry who's giving a confused look*
E: why are you looking at me like that?......
Amelia: We shouldn't be fighting among ourselves.
Lina: We should be getting our revenge!
Gourry: ...What? What are you talking about?
*everyone smacks Gourry in the head with their chair*
Gourry: *twitch..twitch* uuug *_*
Econy: Now, now there! NO need to get violent..
Xelloss: *disappears and reappears beside Econy* Well this has been fun but I got to go.
Econy: Aren't you going to help me Xellykins!
Xelloss: I would but I'm sure you can handle it.See ya! *disappears*
E: Xelloss!!!! .......please. T_T.take me with you..
Eric: *sitting in his wheelchair drinking lemonade from a very long straw* Now this should be fun to watch.
Econy: come on now I'm sure we can work this out.
Zelgadis: She's right we should be so hard on her...
Lina, Filia, Amelia: *give him an evil look*
Zelgadis: I think I'll be over here..
Filia: gets her mace out.
Lina and Amelia: Start to create a fireball.
E: I got to go! *starts to run out*
Amelia, Filia, and Lina: Oh, no you don't!
Amelia and Lina release the fireball!
E: AH!!!!*runs by Eric. Grabs him and uses him as a shield*
Eric: what are you doing?!!!!!!!!*next thing he knows he gets hit with two fireballs and a mace.*
E:*Drops him and runs out the Emergency exit. The one with Eric's head dent in it* See ya!
Amelia: Look what you have made me do!
Lina: What you did. I did it two!
Filia: I hit that poor man. This is all your fault Lina!
Lina: Mine?!
Amelia: if you didn't get us so riled up then we wouldn't have done that!
Lina: Weren't you the one that riled us up.
Eric: Doctor...please..cough.help...*__*
Filia, Amelia and Lina start to verbally fight it out.
Zelgadis:.Sigh. to think that I traveled with them. Hey! Gourry.
Gourry: *_*?
Zelgadis: He'll come to.
Xelloss: *floating above the commotion* Oh my! Let's see what I can do about this.*appears in front of the fighting girls* While you were fighting Econy has already escaped.
Filia, Amelia, and Lina: What?...*looks at the open emergency exit*
Lina: Darn she got away. Oh well. Can't say this was a total waste of time. They did have good food here. Come on Gourry lets go! *grabs Gourry by the hair and drags him out the door.*
Zelgadis: Come on Amelia we better get going as well.
Amelia: Oh, ya I guess we should. *they too leave out the door*
*leaving Xelloss and Filia all alone.*
Xelloss: OH, look at that Filia. They left us all alone.
Filia:* looking like she's going to have a conniption* Get away from me you horrid monster!!!!
Xelloss: What? What did I do?
Filia: *turns in to a dragon* Get away from me!!!!
Producers Owner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Filia: I said I would get you later! And now is later!*starts to shoot at everything!. Hits Eric who goes flying*
Eric: Why me?!*goes flying a great distance and lands beside Econy who's a good deal away from the studio*
Econy: *From a safe distance* Poor Xelloss. But I'm sure he can handle himself! Well I guess that's the end of the show. Don't you think so Eric?
Eric:*a small hysterical laughter comes from him*. Rips out of his cast!!!* That's it! You know what I think of you and this contract?!!!
E: Isn't that your contract to the show?
Eric: Sure is!!! Look what I'm going to do with it!!*rips it up fast and in tiny little pieces then burns it like a pyromaniac. A louder hysterical laugh emerges from him*
E: That's to bad Eric. Because I said I was getting a pay raise the producers are going to have to give everyone one a 70% pay raise like me.
Eric: *looks like he's going to die.* *____*
E: But since you ripped up your contract I guess you don't get it. Oh, well.
Eric: *starting to go psycho*
E: I had a feeling this would happen.sigh *snaps fingers. Two medical personnel workers come over and put Eric in a straitjacket.*
Eric: HappY!!! So HAppY..HAHAahAhHahaH..WeEEEEeeeEEEeEee!!!
E: Like I said, I had I feeling this would happen.sigh.Oh well there're other things to do. * looks over and the totally destroyed building.* I guess the silly stuff ends with this fanfiction.^_^
Oh, look!!!! I'm done my first fanfiction!!!!...or am I..*evil grin* YA ^_^ I hope you liked it. Please leave a review. It would make me very happy. ^_^ I hope to start my other Fanfiction before I go for like a month. I should be able to.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!