(Nitz balancing a huge box of stuff and knocks at the door in another level of Chilton Hall)
Broedy: (Opens the door) Nitz! Welcome to my bachelor pad! (The room is filled from wall to wall with movie posters and the room has clothes all over the floor)
Nitz: (Smiles) Hey Broedy. Thanks for letting me stay here for awhile.
Broedy: No problem Nitz, my home is your home, for as long as your need.
Nitz: Cool. (Nitz puts his stuff down on an opposite bed) Where is your other roommate?
Broedy: (Looks proud) Thats the beauty of it. I fooled the system by making it think that I'm moving in with my long time friend and fellow student, Jean Claude Van Damn.
Nitz: You couldn't think of a more conspicuous name?
Broedy: Well, they seem to be out of the loop so far. (Broedy points at a pile of mail on his desk. Their all addressed to Mr. Van Damn)
Nitz: Cool. Do you think I could use your phone?
Broedy: No problemo my friend. (Tosses Nitz a phone)
Nitz: (Dials)
*
(Scene change over to Cal who is in a flower shop. Cals's cell rings)
Cal: Hello?
Nitz: Hey Cal.
Cal: Aw hey buddy Nitz guy. How's it going?
Nitz: Just fine Cal. Listen, I'm staying at Broedy's until Gimpy leaves, but knowing Gimpy I might be here forever. Do you think you could get Gimpy out of our room?
Cal: Aw, sorry guy. I'm not an RA anymore.
Nitz: What?
Cal: Yeah. The Calster is no more. I gave it up so me and Catherine could be public with our love.
Nitz: But Cal, how are we gonna get Gimpy out of our room?
(Attendant in shop walks up to Cal with huge bouquet of flowers and plastic bunnies jumping out)
Attendant: (Looking disgusted) Is this more to your liking.
Cal: (Big Smile) That's perfect Nitz guy! (hangs up the phone)
*
Nitz: Hm. (Hangs up phone and dials again)
*
(see phone ringing in Rocko's room. Rocko is sitting on his bed with a whole bunch of girls. Their all giggling)
Rocko: Please Ashley, you can do way better than Todd. You have to get him to treat you like the princess you are.
Girl: Oh Rocko, if only all guys were like you.
Rocko: Please, I am only one man. (Hears the phone ringing) Hold on one second ladies.
(walks to the phone and picks up)
Rocko: Hello?
Nitz: Hey Rocko
Rocko: Nitz! It's been so long. How have you been champ.
Nitz: (startled) Not bad Rocko. You feeling okay?
Rocko: (Looks at all the girls on his bed) Never been better
Nitz: Cool. I'm just phoning to say that I'm staying at Broedy's till Gimpy moves out of my room.
Rocko: Nitz, you are just avoiding the problem. You should come forward and deal with him. Talk about your feelings.
Nitz: The last time i had a heart to heart with Gimpy he just related our problems to the final battle in star wars, and he always said I was the Emperor.
Rocko: I'm sure you'll discover what you need to do in time.
A girl from offscreen: Rocko! How does this nighty look. Does it send the wrong message?
Rocko: Gotta go buddy. Duty calls. (hangs up phone)
*
Broedy: Nitz, we're all going out for a game of pool tonight at O'Rylies. You in?
Nitz: (Smile) Sure thing.
*
(Gimpy's platform)
Mump: (Wearing sun glasses and sitting in Gimpy's chair) Sorry G-Prime, the answer is no.
(Scene shift to Gimpy in Nitz's room. Alarms are going off and Gimpy is anxiously trying to put his computer back together)
Gimpy: Mump, that's not a request, it's an order. I'll be back today at sixteen hundred hours.
Mump: You've been removed from our ranks G-Prime. Please, we have many important things to do. Leave us be.
Gimpy: Please Mump (Falls to his knees) I've learned my lesson. Girls are the enemy.
Mump: I'm sorry G-Prime. May the force be with you.
(All of Gimpy's computers shut off at once and the lights go off in the halls)
Voice from hall: Not again.
Gimpy: (Kneeling on the ground) Nooooooo!
Broedy: (Opens the door) Nitz! Welcome to my bachelor pad! (The room is filled from wall to wall with movie posters and the room has clothes all over the floor)
Nitz: (Smiles) Hey Broedy. Thanks for letting me stay here for awhile.
Broedy: No problem Nitz, my home is your home, for as long as your need.
Nitz: Cool. (Nitz puts his stuff down on an opposite bed) Where is your other roommate?
Broedy: (Looks proud) Thats the beauty of it. I fooled the system by making it think that I'm moving in with my long time friend and fellow student, Jean Claude Van Damn.
Nitz: You couldn't think of a more conspicuous name?
Broedy: Well, they seem to be out of the loop so far. (Broedy points at a pile of mail on his desk. Their all addressed to Mr. Van Damn)
Nitz: Cool. Do you think I could use your phone?
Broedy: No problemo my friend. (Tosses Nitz a phone)
Nitz: (Dials)
*
(Scene change over to Cal who is in a flower shop. Cals's cell rings)
Cal: Hello?
Nitz: Hey Cal.
Cal: Aw hey buddy Nitz guy. How's it going?
Nitz: Just fine Cal. Listen, I'm staying at Broedy's until Gimpy leaves, but knowing Gimpy I might be here forever. Do you think you could get Gimpy out of our room?
Cal: Aw, sorry guy. I'm not an RA anymore.
Nitz: What?
Cal: Yeah. The Calster is no more. I gave it up so me and Catherine could be public with our love.
Nitz: But Cal, how are we gonna get Gimpy out of our room?
(Attendant in shop walks up to Cal with huge bouquet of flowers and plastic bunnies jumping out)
Attendant: (Looking disgusted) Is this more to your liking.
Cal: (Big Smile) That's perfect Nitz guy! (hangs up the phone)
*
Nitz: Hm. (Hangs up phone and dials again)
*
(see phone ringing in Rocko's room. Rocko is sitting on his bed with a whole bunch of girls. Their all giggling)
Rocko: Please Ashley, you can do way better than Todd. You have to get him to treat you like the princess you are.
Girl: Oh Rocko, if only all guys were like you.
Rocko: Please, I am only one man. (Hears the phone ringing) Hold on one second ladies.
(walks to the phone and picks up)
Rocko: Hello?
Nitz: Hey Rocko
Rocko: Nitz! It's been so long. How have you been champ.
Nitz: (startled) Not bad Rocko. You feeling okay?
Rocko: (Looks at all the girls on his bed) Never been better
Nitz: Cool. I'm just phoning to say that I'm staying at Broedy's till Gimpy moves out of my room.
Rocko: Nitz, you are just avoiding the problem. You should come forward and deal with him. Talk about your feelings.
Nitz: The last time i had a heart to heart with Gimpy he just related our problems to the final battle in star wars, and he always said I was the Emperor.
Rocko: I'm sure you'll discover what you need to do in time.
A girl from offscreen: Rocko! How does this nighty look. Does it send the wrong message?
Rocko: Gotta go buddy. Duty calls. (hangs up phone)
*
Broedy: Nitz, we're all going out for a game of pool tonight at O'Rylies. You in?
Nitz: (Smile) Sure thing.
*
(Gimpy's platform)
Mump: (Wearing sun glasses and sitting in Gimpy's chair) Sorry G-Prime, the answer is no.
(Scene shift to Gimpy in Nitz's room. Alarms are going off and Gimpy is anxiously trying to put his computer back together)
Gimpy: Mump, that's not a request, it's an order. I'll be back today at sixteen hundred hours.
Mump: You've been removed from our ranks G-Prime. Please, we have many important things to do. Leave us be.
Gimpy: Please Mump (Falls to his knees) I've learned my lesson. Girls are the enemy.
Mump: I'm sorry G-Prime. May the force be with you.
(All of Gimpy's computers shut off at once and the lights go off in the halls)
Voice from hall: Not again.
Gimpy: (Kneeling on the ground) Nooooooo!