(Nitz is sitting around the pool table with Jeese, Broedy, Kruger and Dan)
Broedy: (Lining up his shot) Oh yeah, one more shot and this one's in the bag!
Kruger: Bull&$^#.
Broedy: (Hit's the ball and is a total scratch)
Dan: (laughs)
Jesse: The dream team continues.
Broedy: (comes over to Nitz) Nitz! I don't know what happened! That shot was mine, I had it all planned out.
Nitz: Forget it Broedy.
Jesse: (Lining up shot) C'mon guys. It's like your not even trying. (shoots and gets a banks shot sinking a ball)
Nitz: (Steps forward) Pool's never really been my game.
Jesse: (Rolls her eyes) Sure, you'd rather us be in a dark room playing risk at Tech, right?
Nitz: (blushes, then lines up his shot. Hits a ball and sinks one) All right!
Broedy: All right Nitz! We're back in the game!
*
(Back at Broedy's apartment)
Nitz: That was fun. Thanks for inviting me out Broedy.
Broedy: Never fear my good friend Nitz, always a pleasure.
(phone rings)
Broedy: (Picks it up) Yello? (pause) he's right here! (tosses phone to Nitz)
Nitz: Hello? (pause) Oh hi Kimmy how's it going?
Kimmy: (split screen between Nitz and Kimmy) Just great Nitz. I was woundering if you wanted to come out tonight, meet some of my drama friends.
Nitz: Oh sure thing. Where are you.
Kimmy: Just at a bar off campus. Maybe after i could show you my new residence.
Nitz: (eyes widen) Oh, that would be great Kimmy!
Kimmy: Good. See you soon.
Nitz: (hangs up phone) Hey Broedy, I'm going out to the bar to meet Kimmy and a bunch of friends, you wanna come along?
Broedy: No thanks Nitz, I gotta go over this script tonight. I really think this one is gonna go through.
Nitz: Cool. Don't wait up.
Broedy: Oh I won't.
(Nitz leaves)
~*~
(Cal at Catherine's door with big bouquet of flowers. He knocks. Catherine comes to the door.)
Catherine: Hey Pal!
Cal: Uh, thats Cal Catherine.
Catherine: (Oblivious) uh huh.
Cal: Anyways, I got you this! Ta-da! Doodla-dloo! (Shows her bouquet)
Catherine: Oooh! Bunnies! (Grabs it and slams door in Cal's face)
Cal: (Looking hurt) Call me!
~*~
(Rocko in a pink night gown with all the girls)
Girls: Oh, and that new Brad Pitt movie, I hear that in the R-rated version, their are some below the belt line nudity!
(All girls including Rocko squeel)
Rocko: Yeah, he sure is lucky to have Jennifer Aniston. She is such a hottie.
(Girls ignore him)
Girl: I wish I could have a guy like that. i bet he writes poetry on the side.
Girl: Yeah, and likes running around in the rain.
(All girls sigh)
Rocko: And I bet he likes to listen how your day went rather than rambling on about his own day.
Girls: Oh Rocko, your just one of us girls aren't you?
Rocko: (Big smile) Yeah (Pause) what?
Girl: Yeah Rocko, we can tell you anything. It is such a great feeling. just one of us girls.
Rocko: (Zooms in on his face) Oh no!
(dream sequence)
(Rocko is sitting with all the girls on his bed and they are all caressing him. Rocko has a big smile on his face)
Girl: Oh Rocko, your the greatest guy ever.
Girl: Yeah, and so hot too.
Rocko: Please ladies, form a line
Girls: (giggle)
Girl: I just know your gonna have a great time with my friend this weekend. He's been in the closet for years, but he's so excited about your date
Rocko: What?
Girl: (Pushes the girl who just spoke) Ease off girl, Rocko's got a date with my brother this weekend
Girl: No way, my friend has been waiting a week! He's been single forever
(all the girls start fighting and Rocko's face is torn between looking worried and watching the catfight)
(end dream sequence)
Rocko: oh no!
Girls: What?
Rocko: You think I'm, you think I'm- (Rocko looks at himself in the dressing robe and with bunnies all over his bed)
(Zoom out to outside view of house)
Rocko: (yelling) noooooooo!
Broedy: (Lining up his shot) Oh yeah, one more shot and this one's in the bag!
Kruger: Bull&$^#.
Broedy: (Hit's the ball and is a total scratch)
Dan: (laughs)
Jesse: The dream team continues.
Broedy: (comes over to Nitz) Nitz! I don't know what happened! That shot was mine, I had it all planned out.
Nitz: Forget it Broedy.
Jesse: (Lining up shot) C'mon guys. It's like your not even trying. (shoots and gets a banks shot sinking a ball)
Nitz: (Steps forward) Pool's never really been my game.
Jesse: (Rolls her eyes) Sure, you'd rather us be in a dark room playing risk at Tech, right?
Nitz: (blushes, then lines up his shot. Hits a ball and sinks one) All right!
Broedy: All right Nitz! We're back in the game!
*
(Back at Broedy's apartment)
Nitz: That was fun. Thanks for inviting me out Broedy.
Broedy: Never fear my good friend Nitz, always a pleasure.
(phone rings)
Broedy: (Picks it up) Yello? (pause) he's right here! (tosses phone to Nitz)
Nitz: Hello? (pause) Oh hi Kimmy how's it going?
Kimmy: (split screen between Nitz and Kimmy) Just great Nitz. I was woundering if you wanted to come out tonight, meet some of my drama friends.
Nitz: Oh sure thing. Where are you.
Kimmy: Just at a bar off campus. Maybe after i could show you my new residence.
Nitz: (eyes widen) Oh, that would be great Kimmy!
Kimmy: Good. See you soon.
Nitz: (hangs up phone) Hey Broedy, I'm going out to the bar to meet Kimmy and a bunch of friends, you wanna come along?
Broedy: No thanks Nitz, I gotta go over this script tonight. I really think this one is gonna go through.
Nitz: Cool. Don't wait up.
Broedy: Oh I won't.
(Nitz leaves)
~*~
(Cal at Catherine's door with big bouquet of flowers. He knocks. Catherine comes to the door.)
Catherine: Hey Pal!
Cal: Uh, thats Cal Catherine.
Catherine: (Oblivious) uh huh.
Cal: Anyways, I got you this! Ta-da! Doodla-dloo! (Shows her bouquet)
Catherine: Oooh! Bunnies! (Grabs it and slams door in Cal's face)
Cal: (Looking hurt) Call me!
~*~
(Rocko in a pink night gown with all the girls)
Girls: Oh, and that new Brad Pitt movie, I hear that in the R-rated version, their are some below the belt line nudity!
(All girls including Rocko squeel)
Rocko: Yeah, he sure is lucky to have Jennifer Aniston. She is such a hottie.
(Girls ignore him)
Girl: I wish I could have a guy like that. i bet he writes poetry on the side.
Girl: Yeah, and likes running around in the rain.
(All girls sigh)
Rocko: And I bet he likes to listen how your day went rather than rambling on about his own day.
Girls: Oh Rocko, your just one of us girls aren't you?
Rocko: (Big smile) Yeah (Pause) what?
Girl: Yeah Rocko, we can tell you anything. It is such a great feeling. just one of us girls.
Rocko: (Zooms in on his face) Oh no!
(dream sequence)
(Rocko is sitting with all the girls on his bed and they are all caressing him. Rocko has a big smile on his face)
Girl: Oh Rocko, your the greatest guy ever.
Girl: Yeah, and so hot too.
Rocko: Please ladies, form a line
Girls: (giggle)
Girl: I just know your gonna have a great time with my friend this weekend. He's been in the closet for years, but he's so excited about your date
Rocko: What?
Girl: (Pushes the girl who just spoke) Ease off girl, Rocko's got a date with my brother this weekend
Girl: No way, my friend has been waiting a week! He's been single forever
(all the girls start fighting and Rocko's face is torn between looking worried and watching the catfight)
(end dream sequence)
Rocko: oh no!
Girls: What?
Rocko: You think I'm, you think I'm- (Rocko looks at himself in the dressing robe and with bunnies all over his bed)
(Zoom out to outside view of house)
Rocko: (yelling) noooooooo!