Hey! This is my bud Inu-dude. Here he is. Sorry about the wait but shit happens. Maybe this chapter will clear up any questions about Gohan's stalker. Maybe not. I dunno. I'm not quite as caring as Kirbinatrix. Here we go.

Takasugi (don't ask were I got the name) glanced around the Grand Council Chamber, studying the many different species. Of course, most weren't much to look at, just a huge mass of wrinkles was the characteristics of most of the Grand Council members. The Grand Council was a collection of the oldest and wisest members of most species in the known universe. The Chamber itself was a room that hung outside of all time. It did not lie in normal flow of time. It was a timeline of its own. One that was incapable of moving around in. It was here that Takasugi had come to propose a solution to the problem that had recently cropped up.

Takasugi hid a small smile. 'Cropped up' was an understatement. A creature of unbelievable power had somehow launched a series of attacks all across space. While it was difficult to conceal the fact that you are gathering an enormous amount of powerful troops, it is doable. The amazing thing was that the creature could somehow move his armies through time, something that only the Kais should be able to do. The attacks were spread almost randomly throughout time and space. It seemed nothing could stop them.

At one time it might have been Takasugi's job to stop them. He was once a powerful warrior for the Kais, but now his blue hair was fading to white and his skin was taking on a grayish hue. Takasugi knew that there wasn't a chance in hell that he would be able to stop the army now or the creature controlling them. Feeling that he needed to prove that he could do something, he had devised a strategy to counter the attacks.

Which brought him here, in a room filled with a ton of old guys that had never dreamed of doing anything but sit on their ass all day and fight about the smallest of things. It was pathetic to think that these lazy bastards were running the galaxy.

At the moment they were all murmuring between themselves, wondering what the retired warrior was doing in their midst. The murmuring immediately ceased when the oldest, biggest, and fattest tub of lard began to speak. His incredibly deep voice boomed out over the assembled councilors," You have come before us claiming to have a solution to this new threat. Why don't you share it." It wasn't a question.

" What does the esteemed council know of the Saiyan race?" Takasugi spoke in a quiet voice that made the councilors strain to hear what he was saying.

One of the younger councilors spoke up. Takasugi was slightly amused that this one wasn't swathed in layers of fat like the rest. Must be new. " The Saiyans were a race of powerful fighters that sold their services to the highest bidder. One of their employers began to fear their power and destroyed the entire race."

Takasugi nodded," The Saiyan home planet, Vegeta, was indeed destroyed, but their were four Saiyans that were off-planet when it happened. Prince Vegeta, his partner Nappa, a baby boy named Kakkarot, and Kakkarot's older brother Radditz. Kakkarot was sent to the planet called Earth to ready it for selling. Something happened and he lost all memory of his past and his mission. He was brought up as a defender of the planet. His brother Radditz showed up to see why the planet wasn't cleared of natives. A battle ensued with both fighters losing their lives. Kakkarot traveled snake way and received training from King Kai to prepare for the arrival of the other two Saiyans: Nappa and Prince Vegeta. Kakkarot was revived by using magical artifacts called Dragon Balls. It was these balls that Nappa and Vegeta were seeking. After another battle in which all but four of the Earths special forces were killed-"

He wasn't surprised that he was interrupted. What was surprising was that they had kept quiet for so long," How did this planet have a special force capable of holding off the Saiyans for any amount of time. To my knowledge, the earthlings are a pathetically weak race."

" The special force was composed of 5 of the most powerful humans, Earth's natives, a Namekian warrior, Kakkarot, and Kakkarot's son-"

" How old was Kakkarot's son?"

"We don't have an exact age, but we believe he was around the age of 5 standard years."

Silence ruled the chamber as each of the councilors eyed Takasugi in disbelief. Finally a councilor spoke up," Your are trying to say that a child was capable of surviving a battle with two full grown Saiyans?"

Takasugi nodded," I will explain that when I am finished. The battle continued until 3 humans, the Namekian, and the Elite Saiyan Warrior Nappa was killed." Whispers broke out over the Chamber but he ignored them," It came down to a final battle between Kakkarot and Prince Vegeta. Both warriors were severely wounded, but Vegeta managed to escape before he was killed. After he recovered he traveled to Namek, to use the planets Dragon Balls. Kakkarot's son, one of the surviving humans from the Earths special forces, and a scientist also traveled to Namek to revive their fallen comrades with the Dragon Balls. Unfortunately for them, the employer that had destroyed the Saiyan home planet was also seeking Nameks Dragon Balls. The powerful tyrant known as Frieza began to gather the Dragon Balls. He slaughtered nearly every Namek on the planet, before Kakkarot had showed up. During Kakkarot's journey to Namek, he had trained under one hundred times standard gravity." Murmurs once again broke out among the councilors and were once again ignored," The Earthlings and Vegeta joined together to combat Frieza. The human fighter was killed along with Prince Vegeta. In his grief over his friends death, Kakkarot transformed into the legendary form of Super Saiyan. Every attribute is supposedly heightened a hundred fold. Using this new power, he destroyed Frieza." He paused and looked around the Chamber at all the stunned faces.

" Are you suggesting that we track down this Kakkarot and use him to destroy the threat?"

Takasugi ignored the question," You all remember the incident in the Northern Quadrant a few years ago. The evil power that was emitting from one of those planets. The planet was Earth. The being responsible was a biological android called Cell. In order to defeat this threat, the revived Vegeta and his son from the future used a room that allowed one year to pass on the inside, but only a day on the outside. Both Vegeta and his son had both already reached the level of Super Saiyan even though his son was only in his late teen years. The time inside was used trying to build as much power in this form. After the allotted time had passes they exited and tried to destroy Cell, but due to some rather unfortunate personality problems, they were both defeated and Cell's power grew even more. While the battle between Vegeta, his son, and Cell was happening, Kakkarot and his son had entered the strange room. We have no information on what went on inside the room but when they emerged, Kakkarot's son had attained the level of Super Saiyan and had unknowingly surpassed his father, Prince Vegeta, and his son in power. Kakkarot was the first to battle Cell but when it became clear that he couldn't win, he backed out and appointed his son to fight."

More than a few shouts of "coward!" came from the Council but Takasugi slowly shook his head," He had already seen the boys power in the room and since he had failed, he made the only other choice he could. The details on the fight between Kakkarot's son and Cell are sketchy to say the least. We do know that at some point during the fight, Kakkarot's son achieved a second level of Super Saiyan and Kakkarot himself sacrificed his life to save the planet when Cell tried to blow himself up. It was successful but Cell somehow came back and killed Vegeta's son before Kakkarot's boy could kill him."

" This is a very entertaining story, Takasugi, but what is the point?"

"The point? There was no point to that. I was merely informing you about the remaining Saiyans." Shouts of outrage burst from the councilors and Takasugi didn't even attempt to hide his smile," The remaining full Saiyan's have both settled down. Before he died, Kakkarot left behind another son. Apparently he achieves the ability to go Super Saiyan at a very early age. Vegeta also has his son. The one from the future, who was revived using Earth's Dragon Balls, and is actually from an alternant timeline, and another in his own time. His youngest son has also attained Super Saiyan at a young age. Farther up in time, Kakkarot's son has a daughter. And while she has not yet become a Super Saiyan, she has extraordinary power for one so young. The point, dear councilors, is that these Saiyan hybrids seam to possess more power and/or potential. It is my suggestion that we take each one of these hybrids from a time when they are ripe and train them to be the most effective fighting team in the all of time."

Silence once again reigned in the Grand Council Chamber for several minutes. Finally the oldest one spoke again," Do we have the time to train them?"

"It can be done. Gather your army and launch counter strikes. Attack worlds that they have taken. When our warriors run thin, start up a draft. It will happen for both sides. They too, will have to recruit new soldiers."

The oldest one began to mumble to himself before he looked to Takasugi," This is really going to be an all out war isn't it?"

" We all knew that from the moments the attacks started. I'm just giving us a long term plan."

There was another pause as the oldest thought over everything, before he finally nodded.

There were several reactions that swept through the chamber. One was relief that they had a plan to fight the problem. The other prominent one was disbelief. One outraged councilor stood up and shouted," Are we really going to sacrifice this much because some washed out has-been has some insane thoughts."

Before the councilor could continue, an intense psychic blast ran through the chamber, ruffling the councilors expensive clothing, but not actually hurting anyone. All eyes turned to Takasugi, who was glaring up at the council," This is no mere thought. This is the Hybrid Theory."

I don't know how I got stuck with the most boring chapter of the entire fic but I did. Hopefully I haven't lost the entire audience yet. Oh well.

Got a question: What was Gohan's actual age when Vegeta and Nappa arrived?