A/N: I don't really know what to say... just.... well... don't read this if
you're going to be too disturbed. Actually do.. it'll be funny.
DEDICATED TO: PAIGE (Page')
CHAPTER 2: Barbossa and Monkey
After having his bit of fun with Elizabeth, Barbossa decided that he wanted more. He went around to his crew mates, but none of them were in the mood to do anything with him. He sulked around the ship for awhile, before he saw his old pal, Jack the monkey.
"Aye, Jack, I remember you likin' a bit of touchy once in awhile, eh?" he asked his monkey, going up to him and stroking his head. Barbossa looked around to make sure nobody was around, grabbed Jack, and took him to his room. Jack was very excited, because according to an experiment, monkeys would choose to give themselves sexual pleasure quite often (haha sucks for you that i brought that up paige). Jack immediately stripped off his own pirate outfit and lay ready on the bed for Barbossa. Barbossa, as well, threw off his clothing and joined Jack on the bed.
Barbossa, knowing that Jack was a very sensitive monkey, decided to do a little warm-up at first. He kissed Jack in every sexual place his lips could reach, though he got a couple of hairs and fleas in his mouth along the way. He then parted the monkey's lips with his tongue and started to kiss Jack. The monkey enjoyed this a lot, and began to get even more excited for what was to come.
Barbossa decided that Jack was ready for the big time. He turned the monkey onto his stomach and entered him from behind. Jack let out a loud shriek of pleasure, and Barbossa pulled out, already tired of the way the monkey felt. "Thankee, Jack," he said to the monkey, before leaving the room to go find someone else.
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A/N: Actually, I think that's the most disturbing thing I've ever written or read in my entire life. And yes, that includes the Lion King story that that dude wrote, Koeb. God... I can't believe my comrades are forcing me to do things like this. Ew I'm upset...actually it's kinda funny though. Ew, no this is worse than Gooferama. Ew! I think I'm gonna have to delete this from my computer. Well anyway, one more chapter.
DEDICATED TO: PAIGE (Page')
CHAPTER 2: Barbossa and Monkey
After having his bit of fun with Elizabeth, Barbossa decided that he wanted more. He went around to his crew mates, but none of them were in the mood to do anything with him. He sulked around the ship for awhile, before he saw his old pal, Jack the monkey.
"Aye, Jack, I remember you likin' a bit of touchy once in awhile, eh?" he asked his monkey, going up to him and stroking his head. Barbossa looked around to make sure nobody was around, grabbed Jack, and took him to his room. Jack was very excited, because according to an experiment, monkeys would choose to give themselves sexual pleasure quite often (haha sucks for you that i brought that up paige). Jack immediately stripped off his own pirate outfit and lay ready on the bed for Barbossa. Barbossa, as well, threw off his clothing and joined Jack on the bed.
Barbossa, knowing that Jack was a very sensitive monkey, decided to do a little warm-up at first. He kissed Jack in every sexual place his lips could reach, though he got a couple of hairs and fleas in his mouth along the way. He then parted the monkey's lips with his tongue and started to kiss Jack. The monkey enjoyed this a lot, and began to get even more excited for what was to come.
Barbossa decided that Jack was ready for the big time. He turned the monkey onto his stomach and entered him from behind. Jack let out a loud shriek of pleasure, and Barbossa pulled out, already tired of the way the monkey felt. "Thankee, Jack," he said to the monkey, before leaving the room to go find someone else.
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A/N: Actually, I think that's the most disturbing thing I've ever written or read in my entire life. And yes, that includes the Lion King story that that dude wrote, Koeb. God... I can't believe my comrades are forcing me to do things like this. Ew I'm upset...actually it's kinda funny though. Ew, no this is worse than Gooferama. Ew! I think I'm gonna have to delete this from my computer. Well anyway, one more chapter.