A/N: Read on if you wish... this is the last chappie.. enjoy viciously.
CHAPTER 3: Monkey and Parrot
At this moment in time, the parrot from Jack Sparrow's crew flew onto the Black Pearl, for he was supposed to be spying. He saw nobody nearby, and so he went up to the closest window and perched on the sill. Inside was Jack the monkey, still lying on his stomach, a bit worn out from the second chapter. The parrot saw this as an opportunity and decided to take it. He flew around to the door and entered the room.
As quietly as possible, he flew over to the bed and perched next to Jack. "Monkey, Monkey," he said, meaning to wake the monkey from his stupor. Jack lifted his head slightly, and smiled briefly. "Do you want me?" the parrot asked him. Jack only nodded his head, but stayed on his stomach.
The parrot flew up and hovered over the monkey's arse. He then stuck his tail feathers in (there with the tail feathers again!) and moved them around a bit. The monkey moaned with pleasure and wiggled his tail into the parrots beak. Parrot nibbled on it until all of the fur was bitten off. "OOO monkey fur, monkey fur," he chanted, pulling out from Jack and flipping him over on his back. They then proceded to kiss, until Parrot got tired and flew back to Jack Sparrow's ship, completely forgetting to spy.
THE END!!!
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A/N: K, don't think I'll ever look at Pirates the same way again. Hey, and don't get too mad at me. First of all, I warned you SEVERAL times. Second of all they put me up to it! *points in direction of coms (comrades)*
Sorry coms, btw, that it's so short. You all know the schedule that I, and the rest of you, are being forced to live under and I had hardly any time to write this...
Reviews/ flames are welcome but TRY to remember in the flames that #1: I was only joking #2: I can't say enough that I WARNED YOU!!! MWAHAHAHA.
Now why don't you go read one of my nice non-dirty stories, which are just as exciting ^^. You might prefer them... though you actually may not if you've gotten this far in THIS story. Jeez.... you're one brave soul, friend.
DOUBLE THE END
CHAPTER 3: Monkey and Parrot
At this moment in time, the parrot from Jack Sparrow's crew flew onto the Black Pearl, for he was supposed to be spying. He saw nobody nearby, and so he went up to the closest window and perched on the sill. Inside was Jack the monkey, still lying on his stomach, a bit worn out from the second chapter. The parrot saw this as an opportunity and decided to take it. He flew around to the door and entered the room.
As quietly as possible, he flew over to the bed and perched next to Jack. "Monkey, Monkey," he said, meaning to wake the monkey from his stupor. Jack lifted his head slightly, and smiled briefly. "Do you want me?" the parrot asked him. Jack only nodded his head, but stayed on his stomach.
The parrot flew up and hovered over the monkey's arse. He then stuck his tail feathers in (there with the tail feathers again!) and moved them around a bit. The monkey moaned with pleasure and wiggled his tail into the parrots beak. Parrot nibbled on it until all of the fur was bitten off. "OOO monkey fur, monkey fur," he chanted, pulling out from Jack and flipping him over on his back. They then proceded to kiss, until Parrot got tired and flew back to Jack Sparrow's ship, completely forgetting to spy.
THE END!!!
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A/N: K, don't think I'll ever look at Pirates the same way again. Hey, and don't get too mad at me. First of all, I warned you SEVERAL times. Second of all they put me up to it! *points in direction of coms (comrades)*
Sorry coms, btw, that it's so short. You all know the schedule that I, and the rest of you, are being forced to live under and I had hardly any time to write this...
Reviews/ flames are welcome but TRY to remember in the flames that #1: I was only joking #2: I can't say enough that I WARNED YOU!!! MWAHAHAHA.
Now why don't you go read one of my nice non-dirty stories, which are just as exciting ^^. You might prefer them... though you actually may not if you've gotten this far in THIS story. Jeez.... you're one brave soul, friend.
DOUBLE THE END