You're a mean one, Mister Smith!

*this is a song parody of the famous Grinch song ^^ enjoy it!*

You're a mean one, Mister Smith

You really are a heel.

You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

Mister Smiiiii-ith!

You're a bad banana with a

Greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mister Smith

Your programming is an empty hole!

Your processor is full of spiders

You have garlic in your soul

Mister Smiiiiii-ith!

I would love to hit you with a 39 and a half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Mister Smith!

You have termites in your smile

You have all the tender sweetness

Of an airsick Sentinel

Mister Smiiiii-ith!

Given the choice between the two of you, I would take the airsick Sentinel!

You're a vile one, Mister Smith!

You're a nasty wasty skunk!

Your program's full of unwashed socks

Your OS is full of gunk!

Mister Smmiiiiii-ith!

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote

Stink

Stank

Stunk!

You're a rotter, Mister Smith

You're the king of sinful sots

Your line codes a dead tomato

Splotched with moldy purple spots

Mister Smiiiiiii-ith!

Your software is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in.

Tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mister Smith.

With a nauseating supper nause!

You're a crooked jerky jockey

And you drive a crooked hearse!

Mister Smiiiii-ith!

You're a three Decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich.

With arsenic sauce!!!!

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Well, I can already see that the Smith fans out there might be mad, but I am a Smith fan myself. It was inspired on a sugar rush and a want to do something that had not been tried before. Sure, some of the wording is the same, but it is kind of hard to re-make a kids song about a killer program. Anyway, just sing this to the tune of 'You're a Mean one, Mister Grinch', in the original form, and then you will get it. ^_^ If you didn't like it, I would understand, im not so sure I like it myself. Anyway, I hope this becomes an Earworm, stuck in your head.