Once upon a time, there was an author who wrote a short story during
science, got dared to put it online and make herself seem like a perverted
weirdo, and then got pissed off by some guy who thinks he's all that.
Here's what she says:
"Okay, this was NOT a real story. I mostly got good or neutral reviews, so that was good. I did this story as a joke, nothing else. I didn't really mean for it to end up perverted in the least when I started to write it, but I showed it to my wonderful friend Jacob, who pointed out that it was hilarious, but funny. Then he dared me to put it up on FF.net, which I did.
Now, in case there is someone out there who wants to know why I am so very upset, I will tell you the review that I got:
'Your "story", and I use that term very loosely, is a waste of fanfiction.net's space. No one wants to read such a pointless story. And if you didn't know, guys don't like that whole yaoi concept. It's nasty. Any male that reads it will fell like killing you, unless he is gay. You wouldn't like to read something like "Tea thrust her tounge deeper into Mai's pussy, lapping away at the juices that flowed.." NOW WOULD YOU'
To respond to all sentences, in order: 1-I know. I never said that it was a long story, or that I was uber proud of having wrote it 2-Not true. There are people that do like to read stories that have no point and make them laugh. 3-No necessarily. I have male friends that liked it because it was funny. 4-That's only the way you think of it. 5-My friends don't want to kill me. Just because that's the way you feel doesn't mean that that is how all men feel. 6-No, I wouldn't. That's because for one thing, I'm not like that. For another, I hate the dub version, and if it even mentions the name Tea, I leave immediately.
And one more thing for a very nice, not mean and perverted person who I am grateful to, Koibito means lover or good friend.
And please, if you don't like my stories, don't write porn and send it to me. I don't appreciate being forced to read garbage. And you can't think that I forced you to read my garbage when I gave you a clear warning."
And by the way, you spelled tongue wrong.
"Okay, this was NOT a real story. I mostly got good or neutral reviews, so that was good. I did this story as a joke, nothing else. I didn't really mean for it to end up perverted in the least when I started to write it, but I showed it to my wonderful friend Jacob, who pointed out that it was hilarious, but funny. Then he dared me to put it up on FF.net, which I did.
Now, in case there is someone out there who wants to know why I am so very upset, I will tell you the review that I got:
'Your "story", and I use that term very loosely, is a waste of fanfiction.net's space. No one wants to read such a pointless story. And if you didn't know, guys don't like that whole yaoi concept. It's nasty. Any male that reads it will fell like killing you, unless he is gay. You wouldn't like to read something like "Tea thrust her tounge deeper into Mai's pussy, lapping away at the juices that flowed.." NOW WOULD YOU'
To respond to all sentences, in order: 1-I know. I never said that it was a long story, or that I was uber proud of having wrote it 2-Not true. There are people that do like to read stories that have no point and make them laugh. 3-No necessarily. I have male friends that liked it because it was funny. 4-That's only the way you think of it. 5-My friends don't want to kill me. Just because that's the way you feel doesn't mean that that is how all men feel. 6-No, I wouldn't. That's because for one thing, I'm not like that. For another, I hate the dub version, and if it even mentions the name Tea, I leave immediately.
And one more thing for a very nice, not mean and perverted person who I am grateful to, Koibito means lover or good friend.
And please, if you don't like my stories, don't write porn and send it to me. I don't appreciate being forced to read garbage. And you can't think that I forced you to read my garbage when I gave you a clear warning."
And by the way, you spelled tongue wrong.