THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW
INCIDENT SIX: Tattle Tale
Zazie, the Beast, youngest member of the Gung-Ho Guns, sat wrapped in a blanket contentedly on a nice comfy couch in the main room of the home of the Gung-Ho Guns. Having been the first to rise this fine Saturday morning, Zazie relinquished full rights to the TV. In fact, he had even managed to have stolen some of Legato's Frosted Flakes, which is really quite an accomplishment as Legato holds his Frosted Flakes very dear to his heart, having said more than once that Tony the Tiger was his biggest idol.
Forgetting Legato's odd habit to randomly shout out, "They're Grrrrrrrrreeeeeat!" Zazie returned his attention to the TV, which was now displaying his favorite Saturday morning cartoons. Zazie stayed this way for the better part of an hour; smiling, laughing, and even crying with the cartoons, that is. until HE showed up.
Midvalley, the Hornfreak, plopped down on the couch, and, without a care in the world, snatched up the remote and changed the channel.
Zazie blinked. He looked at Midvalley. He looked to the TV. He looked to the remote. He looked back to Midvalley. He looked at the TV. He looked at the remote. Zazie repeated this process until he was thoroughly pissed off . and dizzy.
"I was watching that." He stated.
"Now you're not." Midvalley said nonchalantly, continuing to stare at the TV.
"Give me the remote back NOW!" Zazie screamed.
"NO!" Midvalley yelled back, holding the remote over his head. just out of poor little Zazie's reach.
"I'll tell Dominique you went through her underwear!" Zazie yelled threateningly.
"I'll tell Legato you stole his Frosted Flakes!" Midvalley retorted, just as loudly.
"I'll tell Knives you said his suit-thing looks queer!" replied the still jumping Zazie.
"I only said that because you said it looked like a leotard! Besides, I can just tell Monev that you were playing on his exercise equipment!!" Midvalley punctuated by sticking his tongue out.
"Well, I'll just tell Wolfwood about your fling with that insurance girl!" Zazie stopped jumping and just glared with his arms crossed.
"You wouldn't!" Midvalley sneered.
"I would!"
"I'll tell just tell E.G. that you're the one who dyed his hair green!!!"
"Well, then I guess I'll just have to inform Rai-Dei that you're the one who broke his original sword!"
"Ok, then I'll tell Chapel that you were the one that snapped his cross-gun in half!" Midvalley sneered.
"I didn't even do that! You did!" Zazie shrieked.
"He doesn't know that." Midvalley smiled evilly.
"I'll tell Leonoff about you 'creatively' rearranging the parts on his puppets!!!"
"You helped with that!"
"Did I? I don't seem to remember." Zazie trailed off.
"Oh, you little." Midvalley stopped and seemed to be struck by sudden inspiration, "I'll just tell everyone about that one time you wet the bed!"
"No, don't!" Zazie pleaded.
"Then I keep the remote."
"Fine." The child grumbled.
Midvalley smirked.
Zazie stood with his blanket wrapped around his neck like a cape and struck a very bat-man-like pose, "You may have one this time, HornFREAK, but I'll be back!" and with that he turned to leave.
and was met with the angry faces of the Gung-Ho Guns, their leader, and one very unhappy Millions Knives.
"Uhh. Midvalley?" Zazie stuttered.
"Yeah, what?"
". we have a problem." Zazie answered.
Midvalley turned and saw the angry mob, "Oh. uhh. Hi guys! How long ya been there?"
INCIDENT SIX: Tattle Tale
Zazie, the Beast, youngest member of the Gung-Ho Guns, sat wrapped in a blanket contentedly on a nice comfy couch in the main room of the home of the Gung-Ho Guns. Having been the first to rise this fine Saturday morning, Zazie relinquished full rights to the TV. In fact, he had even managed to have stolen some of Legato's Frosted Flakes, which is really quite an accomplishment as Legato holds his Frosted Flakes very dear to his heart, having said more than once that Tony the Tiger was his biggest idol.
Forgetting Legato's odd habit to randomly shout out, "They're Grrrrrrrrreeeeeat!" Zazie returned his attention to the TV, which was now displaying his favorite Saturday morning cartoons. Zazie stayed this way for the better part of an hour; smiling, laughing, and even crying with the cartoons, that is. until HE showed up.
Midvalley, the Hornfreak, plopped down on the couch, and, without a care in the world, snatched up the remote and changed the channel.
Zazie blinked. He looked at Midvalley. He looked to the TV. He looked to the remote. He looked back to Midvalley. He looked at the TV. He looked at the remote. Zazie repeated this process until he was thoroughly pissed off . and dizzy.
"I was watching that." He stated.
"Now you're not." Midvalley said nonchalantly, continuing to stare at the TV.
"Give me the remote back NOW!" Zazie screamed.
"NO!" Midvalley yelled back, holding the remote over his head. just out of poor little Zazie's reach.
"I'll tell Dominique you went through her underwear!" Zazie yelled threateningly.
"I'll tell Legato you stole his Frosted Flakes!" Midvalley retorted, just as loudly.
"I'll tell Knives you said his suit-thing looks queer!" replied the still jumping Zazie.
"I only said that because you said it looked like a leotard! Besides, I can just tell Monev that you were playing on his exercise equipment!!" Midvalley punctuated by sticking his tongue out.
"Well, I'll just tell Wolfwood about your fling with that insurance girl!" Zazie stopped jumping and just glared with his arms crossed.
"You wouldn't!" Midvalley sneered.
"I would!"
"I'll tell just tell E.G. that you're the one who dyed his hair green!!!"
"Well, then I guess I'll just have to inform Rai-Dei that you're the one who broke his original sword!"
"Ok, then I'll tell Chapel that you were the one that snapped his cross-gun in half!" Midvalley sneered.
"I didn't even do that! You did!" Zazie shrieked.
"He doesn't know that." Midvalley smiled evilly.
"I'll tell Leonoff about you 'creatively' rearranging the parts on his puppets!!!"
"You helped with that!"
"Did I? I don't seem to remember." Zazie trailed off.
"Oh, you little." Midvalley stopped and seemed to be struck by sudden inspiration, "I'll just tell everyone about that one time you wet the bed!"
"No, don't!" Zazie pleaded.
"Then I keep the remote."
"Fine." The child grumbled.
Midvalley smirked.
Zazie stood with his blanket wrapped around his neck like a cape and struck a very bat-man-like pose, "You may have one this time, HornFREAK, but I'll be back!" and with that he turned to leave.
and was met with the angry faces of the Gung-Ho Guns, their leader, and one very unhappy Millions Knives.
"Uhh. Midvalley?" Zazie stuttered.
"Yeah, what?"
". we have a problem." Zazie answered.
Midvalley turned and saw the angry mob, "Oh. uhh. Hi guys! How long ya been there?"