THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW

INCIDENT NINE: Family Game Night

The Gung-Ho Guns were gathered in the "family room" of their fortress, none of them particularly happy to be there as they were having a rather heated "discussion".

"No! I want to play Yatzee!" Zazie was screeching.

"Too bad I wish to play Monopoly, so I can beat you are like the lowly spiders you are." Legato drawled.

Caine glared at Legato and began knocking on the table, "KNOCK KNOCK THUMP SCRATCH SCRATCH THPPT!"

E.G. Mine gave Caine a suspicious look before hissing, "I am NOT playing Life with you again. You cheat!"

Caine glared back at E.G. before continuing, "THPPT PFFT KNOCK KNOCK SCRATCH!"

E.G. looked to Dominique now, "Ya know, he's right. Don't think we haven't noticed you using that Demon's Eye of yours to slip five hundreds from the bank."

"I do not!" Dominique screamed.

"You do too!" Monev cried, "Can't we just play twister?"

"No, I wanna play video games!" Zazie whined.

"No! You cheat!" another Gung-Ho Gun shouted.

"I do not!"

"You do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"SILENCE!" Knives shouted as he entered the room, "I am your Master and I shall decide the game."

Even Legato looked a little upset about this, but everyone remained silent and allowed their leader to speak, "We are going to play chess."

"Awwwwwww. NO!"

And so the fight raged on. With Zazie whining about video games, Knives continuing to scream about everyone's insolence, and Dominique claiming she did not cheat. In the end everyone decided to have a quickdraw contest.