THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW

INCIDENT TEN: The Freezer Aisle

The Gung-Ho Guns walked into the high-tech grocery store of the closets town to their lair. Knives had decided today he would stop making them eat crusty hot dogs and would actually take his minions grocery shopping. All were happy shopping day, as Knives's funds were limitless and everyone was free to buy what they wished.

Everyone went their separate ways once passing through the electronic- doors. Legato grabbed a cart or six and made his way towards the hot dog materials. Two carts were filled with hot dog buns, another two carts were filled with ketchup and mustard, and the last two carts Legato was pulling towards the freezer aisle.

It wasn't easy. Legato had the carts tied to one another and then the front cart tied around his waist, so as he walked all the carts followed. Turns weren't particularly pretty and walking wasn't exactly a stroll in the park, but Legato managed. After a good five minutes of straining against the cart Legato found himself in the freezer aisle.

He walked over to the glass case that held his precious hot dogs. He pressed his face up to the glass.

"Hot . dog." He muttered in a daze.

He licked the glass. that was probably not the best idea. "Ah ship!" Legato cursed, "By paun pi pauth."

That was how Knives found him an hour later.

AN: Ok, I'm leaving. Won't be back for a while. Expect the grocery thing to continue for a few chapters, sorry about it bein' so short. I'll be back Monday, my first day of highschool. Don't expect updates as often. Review. Fics that don't make review guidelines will be delayed.