THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW
INCIDENT TWELVE: New Pet
Grey, the Nine Lives was too big for the SEEDS ship. In fact, poor Grey was so big that the Gung-Ho Guns kept him out in a sand pit in the back yard. Outside in his humble home there was very little to do, so the giant robot kept himself amused by decimating small nearby towns.
One day Grey had gotten bored and decided he needed to destroy something to cheer himself up, so he waltzed, literally, on over to the small city of Guse, which continued to rebuild itself no matter how many times he destroyed it.
After knocking the buildings down like a child would legos, Grey decided he was satisfied and began to walk home. Within a few moments of walking Grey had acquired a sneaking suspicion that he was being followed.
The robot stopped, turned in a full circle, and then inquired in a distinctly mechanical voice, "Who. is. there?"
There was no response other than a small giggle. Grey would've arched an eyebrow if he had one, but he didn't so he couldn't.
Grey stomped on, glancing behind him every now and then. His electronic eyes moving back and forth. Overall, he looked a little paranoid, but just a little. Grey stopped again at the sound of footsteps and started firing missiles into the sand dunes, wailing, "I. KNOW. YOU'RE.. OUT.. THERE!"
This lasted for a good five minutes before Grey stopped, took a big robot breath and carried on. A few moments later the robot turned again. However, this time he came face to fa-well, knee to face, actually, with a small child.
He picked up the creature by the back of the shirt, as it proceeded to giggle, and continued to trot home.
Once home the robot knocked on the door, accidentally breaking it down. Legato came to the doorway, fuming.
"WHAT is so important to interrupt Martha?!" he screeched girlishly.
Grey held the child an inch away from Legato's face and asked in a mechanical voice, "Can. I . keep. it?"
AN: You know what to do.
INCIDENT TWELVE: New Pet
Grey, the Nine Lives was too big for the SEEDS ship. In fact, poor Grey was so big that the Gung-Ho Guns kept him out in a sand pit in the back yard. Outside in his humble home there was very little to do, so the giant robot kept himself amused by decimating small nearby towns.
One day Grey had gotten bored and decided he needed to destroy something to cheer himself up, so he waltzed, literally, on over to the small city of Guse, which continued to rebuild itself no matter how many times he destroyed it.
After knocking the buildings down like a child would legos, Grey decided he was satisfied and began to walk home. Within a few moments of walking Grey had acquired a sneaking suspicion that he was being followed.
The robot stopped, turned in a full circle, and then inquired in a distinctly mechanical voice, "Who. is. there?"
There was no response other than a small giggle. Grey would've arched an eyebrow if he had one, but he didn't so he couldn't.
Grey stomped on, glancing behind him every now and then. His electronic eyes moving back and forth. Overall, he looked a little paranoid, but just a little. Grey stopped again at the sound of footsteps and started firing missiles into the sand dunes, wailing, "I. KNOW. YOU'RE.. OUT.. THERE!"
This lasted for a good five minutes before Grey stopped, took a big robot breath and carried on. A few moments later the robot turned again. However, this time he came face to fa-well, knee to face, actually, with a small child.
He picked up the creature by the back of the shirt, as it proceeded to giggle, and continued to trot home.
Once home the robot knocked on the door, accidentally breaking it down. Legato came to the doorway, fuming.
"WHAT is so important to interrupt Martha?!" he screeched girlishly.
Grey held the child an inch away from Legato's face and asked in a mechanical voice, "Can. I . keep. it?"
AN: You know what to do.