Yes, this is one of my personal favorites. Is it because I shamelessly
begin to self-insert myself? No, that can't be it. But, it's time to start
parodying the Char-clone thing. Though, the majority of this chapter is the
Bug thingee Mark-II. Go on and read:
The G-Pub Chapter 4: Char clones galore!
Another night at the G-Pub, another underage date for Char Aznable. Char walks through the door with the last surviving Peru clone and sits at the bar
Char: WAZZUP AMURO!
Amuro: You're unusually chipper today, Red Comet.
Char: It's just that I'm so happy that I can finally take the girl . . .
Char shows up with Puru Two.
Amuro: Umm, Char, it's a clone. It has no sex.
Char: Liar! You're just jealous because I'm finally happy! I love her no matter what!
An object flies out and kill the Puru clone.
Char: %$^# @?! *&%^$ $#%#!*@!!!
Amuro: What the hell . . .! I thought you said you loved her!
Char: I did . . . (Sobs) Oh well, she was an "it" anyway, no biggie.
Amuro: How could you kill her!?
Char: I didn't do it.
Amuro: My ass, you're the only one with the remote control for that bug thingee.
Char: Oh yeah! Now where did I put it, I've been waiting for Heero Yuy to show up and there he is!
Amuro: Don't try and change the subject.
Char: I'm not, you just don't want me to kill him.
Amuro: Shut up! Char, this is inexcusable! First you killed your "it"- friend and you're aiming at him now. I won't allow it.
Char: Wait, I didn't do that. (Points to the mangled corpse of the Puru clone)
Amuro: Than who did? That Mad Dog guy is dead!
Char: Did you ever think that maybe Mad Dog got rebuilt as a robot and is getting his revenge?
Amuro: This isn't Dragonball you idiot.
Char: So maybe there's just more of these insect thingies?
Amuro: Its a bug . . . and I doubt it.
Char: There's one way to find out. Hmm, where's an ex-girlfriend when I need one?
Amuro: Since most of them are six feet under you won't find one here!
Char: THAT'S IT! You're a genius! We'll just go the graveyard and . . .
Amuro: NO! You remember what happened last time you desecrated a graveyard and dug up corpses!
Char: Yeah, that family of moose was rather irate, but I scored big on the black market!
Amuro: Your illegal escapades are of no relevance. We have to find out what is going on again!
Char: Or I'll never get nookie!
Amuro: It was an "it" anyway.
Char: So if you won't let me dig up corpses, jerk, than we will just have to use live bait.
Amuro: No we can't kill anybody else.
Char: Than what do we do?
Amuro: Let's go find Seabook, maybe he knows something.
The two men walk over to find Seabook boozing away at his table.
Amuro: Hey Seabook!
Seabook: Hiya guys.
Char: We need you to do us a favor.
Seabook: What?
Char: Could you go to the graveyard and . . .
Amuro: No! Don't listen to him. We need to know more about the bugs. Where did they come from?
Seabook: Oh well Iron Mask Korozo sells them on the streets nowadays
Char: You mean the guy that manages to rip off me and Darth Vader at the same time?
Seabook: That's him. It's to support his crack habit, really.
Amuro: So anybody could have one.
Seabook: Pretty much. Especially since he says that they are children's toys.
Amuro: Well thanks for your help.
The two walk back to the bar.
Char: Well that got us no where.
Amuro: Not true, we just need to go to that rock-head Korozo and see how many he sold.
Char: What a waste of time. We should just go to the graveyard and do things the easy way.
Amuro: Get Scirroco.
Char: Why?
Amuro: Just in case Korozo doesn't want to talk, we've got a Mafioso with us.
Down the street they find Korozo.
Amuro: This might be tough. He won't divulge his information without trust, so we'll try to earn his trust before we use you Scirroco.
Scirroco: Gotcha. By the way, how much am I getting paid for this?
Amuro: Umm . . . we'll decide when we get back to the Pub. Let's go.
The three confront Korozo.
Korozo: You guys wants to buys some tops?
Scirroco: Hey, you're one of my best customers.
Korozo: Oh shit! I-I-I swear, I paid your boys last month.
Amuro: No, nothing to worry about. We just want to chat.
Korozo: Well I don't wanna' talk unless you two buy one of my tops.
Amuro: (Lying) We already did, remember.
(Points at Char who is having fun slaughtering pedestrians with his bug)
Korozo: Oh ok. So what's do you guys wanna' know?
Amuro: Did anybody else buy one of your tops?
Korozo: I forgot. Do you have any black tar heroin to help jog my memory?
Char: Look cut the crap old man! Who did it! Tell me or I'll kill you.
Korozo: Love and peace brother!
Char: Cram it you chromed hippie. I swear I'll use your top on you!
Scirroco: And remember who they're with . . . they'll never find your body . . .
Korozo: No! It was these two ugly guys. One wore some tight black gear, but I don't recall the other one.
Char: Earn his trust, huh?
They walk back to the bar. Scirroco leaves them to take care of some other "business".
Char: Once again you got us no where!
Amuro: He said it was two ugly guys. One in tight black gear, that's Mad Dog. But he's dead. Who else could it be?
Char: Maybe the second ugly guy, stupid!
Amuro: Don't patronize me! I mean who is the ugly guy!
Char: Ugly guys. Lets see, there's Dozle Zabi, and hey, over there is Mora Boscht . . . damn, there's so many!
Amuro: Who here hates you for your popularity with the ladies?
Char: You.
Amuro: Shut up!
Char: I say I just beat them all up, except Mora Boscht. You can fight that fight.
Amuro: That isn't the way to solve this.
Char: What the hell, this isn't Scooby Doo. I don't need to follow you around like your that ascot-wearing ass Fred and were trying to solve a groovy mystery. I listened to your suggestions already and all it did was draw out this skit way too much! I'm doing things my way!
Char walks over to the nearest table.
Char: Did you kill all my girlfriends!
Quinze: Yes I did!
Char: See Amuro, wasn't that easy?!
Amuro: Jinkies.
Char: So why did you do it! Are you jealous too?
Quinze: Me, jealous? Ha! Umm . . . yes. So, I killed all your girlfriends! To prove a point. That it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, it's what's inside that counts!
Char: But you're a murderer. I'm sure that your inside isn't that pretty either. I can't be much worse than that face though, good God. I mean they have surgery that can fix things like that now.
Quinze: Irrelevant I will kill everyone you love!
Char: Wouldn't it be much easier for you to kill me, or at least kill Amuro?
Amuro: Leave me out of this.
Quinze: . . . Umm. Yeah I guess it would. DIE!!!
Quinze pulls out the control for his bug. Char does the same, the two bugs begin an aerial dogfight that lasts until Char, who is getting a little too excited snaps his control stick and his bug crashes into a wall and explodes.
Char: Damn it! Screw that thing, I'll just beat you up!
Quinze's bug flies towards Char and he ducks, the bug imbeds into the floor.
Char: I'm gonna' beat the ugly out of you!
Quinze: On the contrary. That isn't possible. (Sees Char coming) Oh shit!
Quinze turns around to run, only to be caught by Domon.
Domon: Rain broke up with me. It's all your faults she found out!
Quinze: No please!
Domon: My foot burns with an awesome power! Its leather boot tells me to KICK YOUR ASS!
Domon gives Quinze the thrashing of his life, while Char and Amuro watch.
Char: I was so gonna' do that.
Amuro: I didn't think arms could bend like that.
Char: It can't. See it just fell off.
Amuro: Ouch!
Char is busy trying out Quinze's bug.
Char: Well since he probably isn't alive anymore I'll just take this.
Amuro: Where are you going?
Char: To show Iron mask Korozo some of that love he wanted!
Amuro: Don't you think there's been enough killing in this sketch?
Char: Nope. Plus I'm doing the public a favor. I'm confiscating these.
Amuro: I'm sure the world is safe with multitudes of killing machines in your capable hands.
Char: That's the spirit!
Quinze: Wait . . . I . . . must . . .
Amuro: I think he's trying to say something.
Char: Who cares?
Quinze: Unit BUTCHHOUND . . .
Amuro: What about them?
Quinze: They plan to take over . . . they're taking it back . . .
Amuro: Taking what back?
Quinze: Gundam . . .
Amuro: How do you know this?
Quinze: They paid me . . . as . . . as a distraction . . .
Camille walks over.
Camille: As a distraction so that they could kidnap one of our comrades and hold him hostage?
Char: Ugh, I've had enough of hostage situations.
Amuro: Camille, how did you know all that?
Camille: My uber-Newtype powers.
Amuro: Why did you decide to tell us all of this?
Quinze: Because you guys . . . you guys . . . made me see . . . how ugly I was . . .
Char: And that's a good thing?
Quinze: Please, before . . . before I die . . . cover my face with a nice mask . . .
Char: With pleasure.
Char finds a mask of Allenby and puts it on Quinze. Quinze dies with the mask on.
Camille: Sounds like we're in a whole lot of danger.
Amuro: Yeah, but, who did he kidnap?
Amuro looks over at an empty table, and looks at the cushion chair which has a large ass imprint in it.
Amuro: Oh boy.
Meanwhile . . .
Ryu Jose: No! Please! Anything but that!
Revolver Zero: Mmm . . . mmm . . . mmm, KFC Chicken.
Revolver Zero takes a bite.
Ryu: No! I want some!
Zero: Save it, pudgy.
Ryu: Hey, wait a minute, aren't you THE Revolver Zero, that guy on GameFAQs' forums aka RPGZero, aka RPGZeta of Animenation, and is aka Neochronus, the writer of this very story?! What are you doing working for Unit BUTCHHOUND?
Zero: Ssh! You're blowing my cover, man.
Ryu: Oh, sorry. So, what are you doing here?
Zero: Trying to spy on Unit BUTCHHOUND. I work for an underground group. BUTCHHOUND wants to take Gundam back for their demented purposes. I'm here to stop them and recover a new type of weapon that combines the best technology between Gundam and Metal Gear.
Ryu: I see. Who do you work for?
Zero: The Titans.
Ryu: The Ono-mato-poe-ia?! But how is that possible?!
Zero: And the Patriots.
Ryu: The La-li-lu-le-lo? How is that possible?!
Zero: And don't forget the GnBS.
Ryu: The Gee-en-bee-ess?! Whoa!
Liquid Char steps into the room.
Ryu (Sarcasm): Gasp! Another Char clone . . .
Liquid Char: Shut up! (Turns to Zero) Zero! How's the hostage doing?
Zero turns the knob for the electrocution torturing chamber on. Ryu feels the electricity rip through his body.
Ryu: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Zero: He'll talk soon, boss. (Turns the electricity off)
Liquid Char: I've brought us a friend to help read his mind . . .
Liquid Char introduces BUTCHHOUND member - Newtype Gerbil.
Zero: Hey! Aren't you Chronicle Asher from Victory Gundam!?
Newtype Gerbil: Yes, but I got tired of being used for demented purposes over and over again. I've joined the ranks of BUTCHHOUND! Now, let's try reading his mind. (Begins doing the YMCA) Hmm, harder than I thought . . .
Zero: Well, it's time to begin the REAL torture . . .
Ryu: Oh no . . .
Zero: We'll start the torture with a marathon of Gundam movies!
Ryu: Oh . . . that doesn't sound bad.
Zero: Starting with the live action Gundam movie - G-SAVIOUR!
Ryu: NO!!!
(From the TV Playing G-Saviour:)
Mark Currant: Oh, she may be old, but she still got a lot of moves in.
(/TV)
Ryu: (Trying to turn his head away): Dear . . . God . . . the pain . . .
(From the TV:)
Mimi: I would kill for a martini.
Bartender: The way I'm mixing it, you'd think you were in Italy. (Goes to grab his gun)
Cynthia: Uh, wait, scratch that. We're all going to start off with a pitcher of the Philippe margaritas.
Bartender: You all want the Philippe?
Mimi: No, I want the Martini.
Bartender: That's my girl. (Goes for the gun)
Cynthia: Mimi, have the Philippe margaritas with the rest of us.
Mimi: Cindy, I really resent you ordering my drinks, thank you.
(/TV)
Ryu (Coughing up blood): Damn you, Zero . . . damn you and your black soul . . .
A few minutes pass . . .
Liquid Char: (Feels Ryu's pulse) You fool! You killed him!
Zero: I kill lots of people. What's your point?
Liquid Char: You weren't supposed to kill this one! Now we'll never get the info we need!
Zero: Did you specifically tell me not to kill him?
Liquid Char: It was implied!
Zero Char: That's not what I asked. Did you or did you not specifically tell me not to kill him?
Liquid Char: . . . I did not. But -
Zero: Well, then this is really your fault, isn't it?
Liquid Char: No!
Zero: Isn't it?
Liquid Char: No, it's not!
Zero: Isn't it? Isn't it really?
Liquid Char: . . . no?
Zero: Are you sure?
Char: No?
Zero: Then whose fault was it?
Liquid: . . . mine?
Zero: That's right. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Liquid Char walks away and sits in the corner.
Gerbil: . . . how'd you do that?
Zero: The genes. He's just as stupid as Char Aznable.
Gerbil: Heh. Hey, hey . . . I think I've got an idea, Zero . . .
To Be Continued . . .
The G-Pub Chapter 4: Char clones galore!
Another night at the G-Pub, another underage date for Char Aznable. Char walks through the door with the last surviving Peru clone and sits at the bar
Char: WAZZUP AMURO!
Amuro: You're unusually chipper today, Red Comet.
Char: It's just that I'm so happy that I can finally take the girl . . .
Char shows up with Puru Two.
Amuro: Umm, Char, it's a clone. It has no sex.
Char: Liar! You're just jealous because I'm finally happy! I love her no matter what!
An object flies out and kill the Puru clone.
Char: %$^# @?! *&%^$ $#%#!*@!!!
Amuro: What the hell . . .! I thought you said you loved her!
Char: I did . . . (Sobs) Oh well, she was an "it" anyway, no biggie.
Amuro: How could you kill her!?
Char: I didn't do it.
Amuro: My ass, you're the only one with the remote control for that bug thingee.
Char: Oh yeah! Now where did I put it, I've been waiting for Heero Yuy to show up and there he is!
Amuro: Don't try and change the subject.
Char: I'm not, you just don't want me to kill him.
Amuro: Shut up! Char, this is inexcusable! First you killed your "it"- friend and you're aiming at him now. I won't allow it.
Char: Wait, I didn't do that. (Points to the mangled corpse of the Puru clone)
Amuro: Than who did? That Mad Dog guy is dead!
Char: Did you ever think that maybe Mad Dog got rebuilt as a robot and is getting his revenge?
Amuro: This isn't Dragonball you idiot.
Char: So maybe there's just more of these insect thingies?
Amuro: Its a bug . . . and I doubt it.
Char: There's one way to find out. Hmm, where's an ex-girlfriend when I need one?
Amuro: Since most of them are six feet under you won't find one here!
Char: THAT'S IT! You're a genius! We'll just go the graveyard and . . .
Amuro: NO! You remember what happened last time you desecrated a graveyard and dug up corpses!
Char: Yeah, that family of moose was rather irate, but I scored big on the black market!
Amuro: Your illegal escapades are of no relevance. We have to find out what is going on again!
Char: Or I'll never get nookie!
Amuro: It was an "it" anyway.
Char: So if you won't let me dig up corpses, jerk, than we will just have to use live bait.
Amuro: No we can't kill anybody else.
Char: Than what do we do?
Amuro: Let's go find Seabook, maybe he knows something.
The two men walk over to find Seabook boozing away at his table.
Amuro: Hey Seabook!
Seabook: Hiya guys.
Char: We need you to do us a favor.
Seabook: What?
Char: Could you go to the graveyard and . . .
Amuro: No! Don't listen to him. We need to know more about the bugs. Where did they come from?
Seabook: Oh well Iron Mask Korozo sells them on the streets nowadays
Char: You mean the guy that manages to rip off me and Darth Vader at the same time?
Seabook: That's him. It's to support his crack habit, really.
Amuro: So anybody could have one.
Seabook: Pretty much. Especially since he says that they are children's toys.
Amuro: Well thanks for your help.
The two walk back to the bar.
Char: Well that got us no where.
Amuro: Not true, we just need to go to that rock-head Korozo and see how many he sold.
Char: What a waste of time. We should just go to the graveyard and do things the easy way.
Amuro: Get Scirroco.
Char: Why?
Amuro: Just in case Korozo doesn't want to talk, we've got a Mafioso with us.
Down the street they find Korozo.
Amuro: This might be tough. He won't divulge his information without trust, so we'll try to earn his trust before we use you Scirroco.
Scirroco: Gotcha. By the way, how much am I getting paid for this?
Amuro: Umm . . . we'll decide when we get back to the Pub. Let's go.
The three confront Korozo.
Korozo: You guys wants to buys some tops?
Scirroco: Hey, you're one of my best customers.
Korozo: Oh shit! I-I-I swear, I paid your boys last month.
Amuro: No, nothing to worry about. We just want to chat.
Korozo: Well I don't wanna' talk unless you two buy one of my tops.
Amuro: (Lying) We already did, remember.
(Points at Char who is having fun slaughtering pedestrians with his bug)
Korozo: Oh ok. So what's do you guys wanna' know?
Amuro: Did anybody else buy one of your tops?
Korozo: I forgot. Do you have any black tar heroin to help jog my memory?
Char: Look cut the crap old man! Who did it! Tell me or I'll kill you.
Korozo: Love and peace brother!
Char: Cram it you chromed hippie. I swear I'll use your top on you!
Scirroco: And remember who they're with . . . they'll never find your body . . .
Korozo: No! It was these two ugly guys. One wore some tight black gear, but I don't recall the other one.
Char: Earn his trust, huh?
They walk back to the bar. Scirroco leaves them to take care of some other "business".
Char: Once again you got us no where!
Amuro: He said it was two ugly guys. One in tight black gear, that's Mad Dog. But he's dead. Who else could it be?
Char: Maybe the second ugly guy, stupid!
Amuro: Don't patronize me! I mean who is the ugly guy!
Char: Ugly guys. Lets see, there's Dozle Zabi, and hey, over there is Mora Boscht . . . damn, there's so many!
Amuro: Who here hates you for your popularity with the ladies?
Char: You.
Amuro: Shut up!
Char: I say I just beat them all up, except Mora Boscht. You can fight that fight.
Amuro: That isn't the way to solve this.
Char: What the hell, this isn't Scooby Doo. I don't need to follow you around like your that ascot-wearing ass Fred and were trying to solve a groovy mystery. I listened to your suggestions already and all it did was draw out this skit way too much! I'm doing things my way!
Char walks over to the nearest table.
Char: Did you kill all my girlfriends!
Quinze: Yes I did!
Char: See Amuro, wasn't that easy?!
Amuro: Jinkies.
Char: So why did you do it! Are you jealous too?
Quinze: Me, jealous? Ha! Umm . . . yes. So, I killed all your girlfriends! To prove a point. That it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, it's what's inside that counts!
Char: But you're a murderer. I'm sure that your inside isn't that pretty either. I can't be much worse than that face though, good God. I mean they have surgery that can fix things like that now.
Quinze: Irrelevant I will kill everyone you love!
Char: Wouldn't it be much easier for you to kill me, or at least kill Amuro?
Amuro: Leave me out of this.
Quinze: . . . Umm. Yeah I guess it would. DIE!!!
Quinze pulls out the control for his bug. Char does the same, the two bugs begin an aerial dogfight that lasts until Char, who is getting a little too excited snaps his control stick and his bug crashes into a wall and explodes.
Char: Damn it! Screw that thing, I'll just beat you up!
Quinze's bug flies towards Char and he ducks, the bug imbeds into the floor.
Char: I'm gonna' beat the ugly out of you!
Quinze: On the contrary. That isn't possible. (Sees Char coming) Oh shit!
Quinze turns around to run, only to be caught by Domon.
Domon: Rain broke up with me. It's all your faults she found out!
Quinze: No please!
Domon: My foot burns with an awesome power! Its leather boot tells me to KICK YOUR ASS!
Domon gives Quinze the thrashing of his life, while Char and Amuro watch.
Char: I was so gonna' do that.
Amuro: I didn't think arms could bend like that.
Char: It can't. See it just fell off.
Amuro: Ouch!
Char is busy trying out Quinze's bug.
Char: Well since he probably isn't alive anymore I'll just take this.
Amuro: Where are you going?
Char: To show Iron mask Korozo some of that love he wanted!
Amuro: Don't you think there's been enough killing in this sketch?
Char: Nope. Plus I'm doing the public a favor. I'm confiscating these.
Amuro: I'm sure the world is safe with multitudes of killing machines in your capable hands.
Char: That's the spirit!
Quinze: Wait . . . I . . . must . . .
Amuro: I think he's trying to say something.
Char: Who cares?
Quinze: Unit BUTCHHOUND . . .
Amuro: What about them?
Quinze: They plan to take over . . . they're taking it back . . .
Amuro: Taking what back?
Quinze: Gundam . . .
Amuro: How do you know this?
Quinze: They paid me . . . as . . . as a distraction . . .
Camille walks over.
Camille: As a distraction so that they could kidnap one of our comrades and hold him hostage?
Char: Ugh, I've had enough of hostage situations.
Amuro: Camille, how did you know all that?
Camille: My uber-Newtype powers.
Amuro: Why did you decide to tell us all of this?
Quinze: Because you guys . . . you guys . . . made me see . . . how ugly I was . . .
Char: And that's a good thing?
Quinze: Please, before . . . before I die . . . cover my face with a nice mask . . .
Char: With pleasure.
Char finds a mask of Allenby and puts it on Quinze. Quinze dies with the mask on.
Camille: Sounds like we're in a whole lot of danger.
Amuro: Yeah, but, who did he kidnap?
Amuro looks over at an empty table, and looks at the cushion chair which has a large ass imprint in it.
Amuro: Oh boy.
Meanwhile . . .
Ryu Jose: No! Please! Anything but that!
Revolver Zero: Mmm . . . mmm . . . mmm, KFC Chicken.
Revolver Zero takes a bite.
Ryu: No! I want some!
Zero: Save it, pudgy.
Ryu: Hey, wait a minute, aren't you THE Revolver Zero, that guy on GameFAQs' forums aka RPGZero, aka RPGZeta of Animenation, and is aka Neochronus, the writer of this very story?! What are you doing working for Unit BUTCHHOUND?
Zero: Ssh! You're blowing my cover, man.
Ryu: Oh, sorry. So, what are you doing here?
Zero: Trying to spy on Unit BUTCHHOUND. I work for an underground group. BUTCHHOUND wants to take Gundam back for their demented purposes. I'm here to stop them and recover a new type of weapon that combines the best technology between Gundam and Metal Gear.
Ryu: I see. Who do you work for?
Zero: The Titans.
Ryu: The Ono-mato-poe-ia?! But how is that possible?!
Zero: And the Patriots.
Ryu: The La-li-lu-le-lo? How is that possible?!
Zero: And don't forget the GnBS.
Ryu: The Gee-en-bee-ess?! Whoa!
Liquid Char steps into the room.
Ryu (Sarcasm): Gasp! Another Char clone . . .
Liquid Char: Shut up! (Turns to Zero) Zero! How's the hostage doing?
Zero turns the knob for the electrocution torturing chamber on. Ryu feels the electricity rip through his body.
Ryu: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!
Zero: He'll talk soon, boss. (Turns the electricity off)
Liquid Char: I've brought us a friend to help read his mind . . .
Liquid Char introduces BUTCHHOUND member - Newtype Gerbil.
Zero: Hey! Aren't you Chronicle Asher from Victory Gundam!?
Newtype Gerbil: Yes, but I got tired of being used for demented purposes over and over again. I've joined the ranks of BUTCHHOUND! Now, let's try reading his mind. (Begins doing the YMCA) Hmm, harder than I thought . . .
Zero: Well, it's time to begin the REAL torture . . .
Ryu: Oh no . . .
Zero: We'll start the torture with a marathon of Gundam movies!
Ryu: Oh . . . that doesn't sound bad.
Zero: Starting with the live action Gundam movie - G-SAVIOUR!
Ryu: NO!!!
(From the TV Playing G-Saviour:)
Mark Currant: Oh, she may be old, but she still got a lot of moves in.
(/TV)
Ryu: (Trying to turn his head away): Dear . . . God . . . the pain . . .
(From the TV:)
Mimi: I would kill for a martini.
Bartender: The way I'm mixing it, you'd think you were in Italy. (Goes to grab his gun)
Cynthia: Uh, wait, scratch that. We're all going to start off with a pitcher of the Philippe margaritas.
Bartender: You all want the Philippe?
Mimi: No, I want the Martini.
Bartender: That's my girl. (Goes for the gun)
Cynthia: Mimi, have the Philippe margaritas with the rest of us.
Mimi: Cindy, I really resent you ordering my drinks, thank you.
(/TV)
Ryu (Coughing up blood): Damn you, Zero . . . damn you and your black soul . . .
A few minutes pass . . .
Liquid Char: (Feels Ryu's pulse) You fool! You killed him!
Zero: I kill lots of people. What's your point?
Liquid Char: You weren't supposed to kill this one! Now we'll never get the info we need!
Zero: Did you specifically tell me not to kill him?
Liquid Char: It was implied!
Zero Char: That's not what I asked. Did you or did you not specifically tell me not to kill him?
Liquid Char: . . . I did not. But -
Zero: Well, then this is really your fault, isn't it?
Liquid Char: No!
Zero: Isn't it?
Liquid Char: No, it's not!
Zero: Isn't it? Isn't it really?
Liquid Char: . . . no?
Zero: Are you sure?
Char: No?
Zero: Then whose fault was it?
Liquid: . . . mine?
Zero: That's right. Now go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
Liquid Char walks away and sits in the corner.
Gerbil: . . . how'd you do that?
Zero: The genes. He's just as stupid as Char Aznable.
Gerbil: Heh. Hey, hey . . . I think I've got an idea, Zero . . .
To Be Continued . . .