THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW

INCIDENT THIRTEEN: Trapped

Hopperd and E.G. Mine were very bored and had free rule of the home of the Gung-Ho Guns. These two things combined never ended with very good results. Currently, the two were sitting in the "family room," watching TV.

E.G. sighed and crossed his arms, "I don't know why I can't go to the store with Knives 'n' them. YOU're the one who started it."

"Did not!" Hopperd screamed.

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Well, anyway, now we have nothing to do, stupid-head." E.G. hissed.

"I'm not stupid, you far-sniffer!"

"Assface!"

"Fucktard!"

"Butt pirate!"

"Yeah? Well you suck at fighting!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Do too!"

"Well, if I suck at fighting, how about you 'n' me race down Grey's pit outside!" E.G. taunted.

"You're on!"

And so they both sprinted out of the house, and each began rolling down the hill in his own shell. Amazingly, each reached the bottom at the exact same time, but neither had thought about how they should get out of the giant hole.

"Oh shit." The two cursed in unison.