The G-Pub
Chapter 6: Court Trouble - Phase 2
Sometime later, at the G-Pub . . .
Relena: Hey, has anyone seen Char lately?
Amuro: After our last court case ended, he was informed he had another important case coming up. And that we were definitely not to follow him.
Relena: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Kou: I think so Relena . . . but if Master Shake and Mew had kids, would they be Milkews or Mewshakes?
Amuro: . . . what the hell are you talking about?
Kou: I'm just saying. If Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Mew had kids . . . what would you call them?
Relena: What the hell does that have to do with ANYTHING?
Kou: I don't know. It's just been bothering me lately. I mean . . . haven't you ever questioned it?
Relena: We should go find Char and see what he's doing!
Amuro: But Char said NOT to follow . . . I love it. (Smiles Evily)
Kou: Leave?! As in . . . GO OUTSIDE THE PUB?!?!
Relena: Well . . . yeah.
Kou: But . . . but . . . we haven't left the pub in months!
Amuro: I have . . . I mean . . . I had to go home to sleep.
Relena: So did I.
Kou: . . .
Relena: . . . you mean you've been SLEEPING in here the whole time?
Kou: Like you weren't!
Relena: Nevermind . . . let's just go.
Domon: These feet of mine walk with a tremendous power, they tell me to leave the pub! Here I go . . . to harass Char!
And so . . . the group ventures outside of the pub . . . meanwhile . . .
Char: Umm . . . yeah . . . so . . . I've got this important case coming up tonight.
Harvey Birdman: Uh huh.
Char: You see . . . some young girls CLAIM I sexually harrassed them.
Birdman: How many?
Char: Thirty-five.
Birdman: O_O;
Char: . . . Eighty-three if you count spirits and ghosts.
Birdman: Uh . . . right . . .
Char: Ninety if you count the ones claiming I had sex with them.
Birdman: Umm . . . Any more?
Char: No, no . . . I think it's just them.
Birdman: And is there any TRUTH to these accusations?
Char: Yes.
Birdman: . . .
Char: I mean . . . no.
Birdman: Uh huh, . . . I'll take the case!
Char: You will?
Birdman: Meh, business has been slow lately.
Harvey Birdman's theme plays as the scene fades out . . . and fades back-in at the court room.
Mentok: I am Mentok, the MIND TAKER! OooWeeeOoo!!! Now . . . first . . . let's introduce . . . the defendant!
Char sits down, next to Birdman.
Mentok: And now . . . the jury!
Birdman: Is there any logic to the order your introducing people in?
Mentok: . . . No.
The majority of the people at the G-Pub enter, all wearing sun-glasses.
Char: I object!
Mentok: You can't object to the jury!
Char: But I know them! We've been getting drunk at the pub for the past few months!
Kou: I've never seen this man before in my life!
Relena: Neither have I!
Amuro: He looks a little like Quattro though.
Char: Amuro, you son of a bitch! I'm going to kill you!
Amuro: He's threatening to kill me! I wanna' sue!
Mentok: We're in the middle of a case right now.
Amuro: . . . Can I sue him afterwards?
Mentok: Yes.
Amuro: Whoo!
Char: . . . I hate you.
Mentok: And now . . . the plantiffs!
Izumi (From Digimon Frontier), Kari (Digimon 02), the Olsen Twins, Britney Spears, Quess, Babs Bunny, Suzie/Suichun (Or . . . however her original name was spelt, from Digimon Tamers) and a LONG line of other people too large to fit into the courtroom enter .
Birdman: O_O
Char: . . .
Amuro: . . . Is that a giant pink rabbit?
Babs Bunny: I'm Babs Bunny! (Nods)
Char: I didn't do nothing.
Amuro: Your a sick freak, man..SICK.
Mentok: Alright . . . defense, your opening arguments. (Yawns)
Birdman: (Paces around) I ask you, jury..does Char LOOK like a pedophile?
Amuro: Yes.
Relena: Definetly.
Birdman: Could he possibly have done such evil crimes?
Camille: Yep.
Bernie: Yes. If it weren't for his the war, I wouldn't be on the menu at McDonalds!
Relena: Definetly.
Amuro: I mean, he threw an asteroid at Earth once, leaving me to pit myself against it!
Birdman: Well . . . uh . . . he didn't. (Sits down)
Char: I'm dead aren't I?
Birdman: Hell yeah.
Mentok: Reducto, your arguments.
Lawyer Reducto: . . . I have a shrink gun and will shrink anyone who doesn't think Char's guilty!
Birdman: Objection!
Mentok: I'll allow it.
Reducto: And that's all I have. (Shifts eyes) . . . Back off! (Sits down) I have a shrink gun! (Waves it around)
Amuro: I've heard enough . . . Char's guilty!
Judau: Give him the death penalty!
Relena: I second that!
Char: You people are SO dead after this trial! You hear me?! DEAD!
Birdman: Your not helping your case . . .
Char: . . . (Shuts up)
Reducto: Alright . . . I call to the stands..Britney Spears!
Britney Spears takes her place.
Reducto: Now, Miss Spears . . . is it true the defendant stormed onto stage in one of your concerts?
Spears: Yes . . . he'd been in the front-row of every performance for a while . . . and then . . . one night . . .
Cue flash-back
Char runs on stage.
Spears: AHHH!!!
Char: Ya' know . . . you look SO damn hot . . .
Spears: Get away from me you creepy old man!
Char: But, your a little old for me . . . got a younger sister?
Char is smacked and then chased off by security guards*
End flash-back
Four: . . . FREAK!
Char: Go to hell!
Spears: I had to spend two months in a psychiatric ward afterwards . . . I was so sweet and innocent back then, but that creepy old man just . . . AHHH!! (Shudders)
Reducto: (Sits down) Your witness.
Birdman: Well . . . uh . . .when my client stormed onto stage . . . uh . . . isn't it true that you ASKED him to?
Spears: No!
Birdman: Well . . . uh . . . umm . . . (Looks to Char) . . . help?
Char: Sure.
He pulls out a gun and shoots Spears in the head.
Reducto: Objection!
Birdman: Everyone knows her music sucks! Come on . . . does ANYONE here care if she's dead?!?
There's all silence.
Mentok: . . .Good point, I was hoping someone would shoot her. Next witness!
The Olsen Twins come up .
Mary Kate: He . . . he . . . he said he wanted to rape us!
Ashley: AT THE SAME TIME!
Char: I did no such thing!
Mary Kate and Ashley: LIAR!
Amuro: You were going to have sex with the Olsen Twins . . . at the same time?
Char: You act like that's unusual! I mean . . . NO!
Allenby: . . . FREAK!
Clips of the next few witnesses are shown in rapid sequence
Suzie: He's a bad, bad man!
Kari: Just keep him away from me!
Quess: It's HIS fault I died!
The rapid clips stop at Babs Bunny
Babs: Hi . . . I'm Babs Bunny!
Mentok: And is it true my client forced himself upon you one night?
Babs: YES! Fortunately, I know how to act in self-defense..
Char: Oh no you don't . . . we're going to hear MY side of the story first!!!
Amuro: You keep hitting on young girls . . . FREAK!
Char: Well . . . yeah. I just haven't had any luck lately.
Amuro: Well, duh. No human is going to . . . (Shudders) . . . why do I still talk to you?
Cue Flashback
Char: Not "human", ey? (Leaves the bar, crosses over to the Tiny Toons world, and walks over to Babs Bunny) So . . . you wascally wabbit . . . how bout a date?
Babs: AHHHH!! *drops an anvil on Char's head*
End flash-back
Babs: . . . Well that IS what happened.
Char: See?
Mentok: How does that help your case? You just ADMITED you hit on a little girl!
Char: . . . I did no such thing.
Kou: Yes you did! You said you demanded a date with Babs Bunny!
Birdman: I never should've taken this case . . .
Reducto: And finally . . . I call to the stands . . . Lalah Sune!
Lalah's Spirit enters.
Char: Lalah . . . LALAH!
Amuro: *puts on Ghostbuster's equipment* A ghost . . . kill it! (Sucks Lalah into the trap)
Char: AMURO!!
Amuro: Oh God . . . I killed her . . . AGAIN!
Char: (Sobs) She could've been my mother! And you took that away from me!
Amuro: Mother?!?!
Relena: . . . FREAK!
Char: That's why I did all this . . . it's all because of you!
Mentok: So you confess?
Char: I mean . . . I have no idea what you people are talking about.
Birdman slams his own head onto desk.
Later, when the Jury debates if Char is guilty.
Amuro: He's guilty.
Relena: Guilty.
Rain: Guilty!
Heero: My mission is to declare Char guilty . . . mission accepted.
Domon: My mind is morally outraged by Char's actions! It tells me to say that he's guilty . . . here I go, EXPLODING GUILTY VOTE!!
Kou: I hope he gets the death penalty!
Amuro: Whoo! Death penalty! (everyone high-fives each other and goes back to the court room)
Mentok: Have you reached a verdict already?
Amuro: Hell yes! He's guilty!
Everyone: (Chants) GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!
Char: (Takes off old-school mask) . . . Fortunately, I'm not Char. I am . . . Quattro!
Mentok: No you aren't!
Char: Umm . . . (Puts on glasses) I am Marks Levbo, as according to Zeta's horrible subs!
Amuro: We already went through this . . . you're Char! YOU IDIOT!
Char: Umm . . . ya' know how I called Lalah my mother? Well . . . that's cause I'm really Kou. Yep . . . that crybaby Kou.
Kou: (Leaps up) I'M KOU!! AND I'M NOT A CRYBABY!!!!
Amuro kicks Kou in the shin.
Kou: Ow! (Falls over, sobbing) I want mommy . . .
Char: Umm . . . (Puts on a paper-bag) I am the space alien! Take me to your leader!
Mentok: How long is this going to continue?
Char: I do not speak your language! I am the space alien!
Reducto: That's it! I've had enough?! Is the infamous Gundam villain guilty or what?
Mentok: Bah . . . ya' know what . . . I don't care. Just get him out of here! Case dismissed!
Reducto: What?! You can't do that!
Mentok: Yes I can! Case dismissed!
Reducto: Damn! Time to take off this cloak!
Mentok: Eh?!
Revolver Zero comes out, clapping.
Zero: Excellent case, my friends. They say it's the mark of a good judge . . . and of an idiot. How the hell can you not put this guy in jail?
Mentok: My case, my ruling.
Zero: Is that so?
Reducto: Us of Unit BUTCHHOUND disagree.
Sayla, Four, and Scirroco look at Revolver Zero.
Four: Hmm . . . where do we know him from?
Revolver Zero draws his gun.
Zero: This is the .45 Colt Single Action Army Revolver. The greatest handgun ever made. Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.
Mentok: I have an AK-47! I'll waste a whole round before you can -
Zero shoots Mentok, killing him.
Kou: We'll help!
The Albion crew of Kou, Keith, Alpha, and three others jump in. Zero drops his Revolver and pulls out his second one, and kills the six before they can even move.
Kou: Mommy . . .
Zero tries to reload his gun, but realizes he left all of his backup ammo back at the base. He starts running to the door.
Zero: Vanilla, that's your cue!
Vanilla Ice jumps out in front of the Gundam crew while Zero makes an escape.
Rain: What the hell . . .
Domon: This case of mine is hurting my head, it tells me I have a migraine! Here I go, GET SOME ASPRIN!
Vanilla Ice begins singing old rap hits and one-hit wonders.
Amuro: This is getting annoying . . .
Reducto: This isn't working out.
Reducto aims his shrink gun, but puts it in reverse, turning it into a growing gun, and fires at Vanilla Ice, who grows to be the size of Psyco Gundam Mark II!
Relena: Daaaaaaamn.
Four: I wonder if his sha-boinker is bigger than Camille's now . . .
Amuro: Time to go to work guys!
Heero, Garrod, Kira, and Loran: Right!
Amuro: We'll combine into one!
Heero: Zero!
Garrod: Double X!
Kira: Freedom!
Loran: Turn A!
Amuro: And Nu will form the head!
Sayla: Biggest. Voltron. Ripoff. Ever.
The now "Voltron" Gundam tackles the large Vanilla Ice, but can't penetrate the barrier made by his old school rap singing.
Garrod: Damn!
Amuro: (Goes into a Power Ranger-esque stance): Let's do it guys!
All five do weird, cliché, karate-type antics, forming a large sword for the "Voltron" Gundam, which slices Vanilla Ice in half.
Amuro: We won!
Char: Damn straight we won! I won my case! Now they'll never know what I really did with Babs Bunny . . .
Rain: FREAK!
In the back parking lot . . .
The President of Funimation appears in a wave of fire.
President: So . . . how did it go?
Lawyer Reducto: We lost . . .
President: What? You fool! How could you lose?!
Reducto: I have a shrink ray!
President: DIE!
The President shoots a fireball, and kills Reducto.
President: One day! One day, Gundam will be mine!!!
To Be Continued . . .
Sometime later, at the G-Pub . . .
Relena: Hey, has anyone seen Char lately?
Amuro: After our last court case ended, he was informed he had another important case coming up. And that we were definitely not to follow him.
Relena: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Kou: I think so Relena . . . but if Master Shake and Mew had kids, would they be Milkews or Mewshakes?
Amuro: . . . what the hell are you talking about?
Kou: I'm just saying. If Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Mew had kids . . . what would you call them?
Relena: What the hell does that have to do with ANYTHING?
Kou: I don't know. It's just been bothering me lately. I mean . . . haven't you ever questioned it?
Relena: We should go find Char and see what he's doing!
Amuro: But Char said NOT to follow . . . I love it. (Smiles Evily)
Kou: Leave?! As in . . . GO OUTSIDE THE PUB?!?!
Relena: Well . . . yeah.
Kou: But . . . but . . . we haven't left the pub in months!
Amuro: I have . . . I mean . . . I had to go home to sleep.
Relena: So did I.
Kou: . . .
Relena: . . . you mean you've been SLEEPING in here the whole time?
Kou: Like you weren't!
Relena: Nevermind . . . let's just go.
Domon: These feet of mine walk with a tremendous power, they tell me to leave the pub! Here I go . . . to harass Char!
And so . . . the group ventures outside of the pub . . . meanwhile . . .
Char: Umm . . . yeah . . . so . . . I've got this important case coming up tonight.
Harvey Birdman: Uh huh.
Char: You see . . . some young girls CLAIM I sexually harrassed them.
Birdman: How many?
Char: Thirty-five.
Birdman: O_O;
Char: . . . Eighty-three if you count spirits and ghosts.
Birdman: Uh . . . right . . .
Char: Ninety if you count the ones claiming I had sex with them.
Birdman: Umm . . . Any more?
Char: No, no . . . I think it's just them.
Birdman: And is there any TRUTH to these accusations?
Char: Yes.
Birdman: . . .
Char: I mean . . . no.
Birdman: Uh huh, . . . I'll take the case!
Char: You will?
Birdman: Meh, business has been slow lately.
Harvey Birdman's theme plays as the scene fades out . . . and fades back-in at the court room.
Mentok: I am Mentok, the MIND TAKER! OooWeeeOoo!!! Now . . . first . . . let's introduce . . . the defendant!
Char sits down, next to Birdman.
Mentok: And now . . . the jury!
Birdman: Is there any logic to the order your introducing people in?
Mentok: . . . No.
The majority of the people at the G-Pub enter, all wearing sun-glasses.
Char: I object!
Mentok: You can't object to the jury!
Char: But I know them! We've been getting drunk at the pub for the past few months!
Kou: I've never seen this man before in my life!
Relena: Neither have I!
Amuro: He looks a little like Quattro though.
Char: Amuro, you son of a bitch! I'm going to kill you!
Amuro: He's threatening to kill me! I wanna' sue!
Mentok: We're in the middle of a case right now.
Amuro: . . . Can I sue him afterwards?
Mentok: Yes.
Amuro: Whoo!
Char: . . . I hate you.
Mentok: And now . . . the plantiffs!
Izumi (From Digimon Frontier), Kari (Digimon 02), the Olsen Twins, Britney Spears, Quess, Babs Bunny, Suzie/Suichun (Or . . . however her original name was spelt, from Digimon Tamers) and a LONG line of other people too large to fit into the courtroom enter .
Birdman: O_O
Char: . . .
Amuro: . . . Is that a giant pink rabbit?
Babs Bunny: I'm Babs Bunny! (Nods)
Char: I didn't do nothing.
Amuro: Your a sick freak, man..SICK.
Mentok: Alright . . . defense, your opening arguments. (Yawns)
Birdman: (Paces around) I ask you, jury..does Char LOOK like a pedophile?
Amuro: Yes.
Relena: Definetly.
Birdman: Could he possibly have done such evil crimes?
Camille: Yep.
Bernie: Yes. If it weren't for his the war, I wouldn't be on the menu at McDonalds!
Relena: Definetly.
Amuro: I mean, he threw an asteroid at Earth once, leaving me to pit myself against it!
Birdman: Well . . . uh . . . he didn't. (Sits down)
Char: I'm dead aren't I?
Birdman: Hell yeah.
Mentok: Reducto, your arguments.
Lawyer Reducto: . . . I have a shrink gun and will shrink anyone who doesn't think Char's guilty!
Birdman: Objection!
Mentok: I'll allow it.
Reducto: And that's all I have. (Shifts eyes) . . . Back off! (Sits down) I have a shrink gun! (Waves it around)
Amuro: I've heard enough . . . Char's guilty!
Judau: Give him the death penalty!
Relena: I second that!
Char: You people are SO dead after this trial! You hear me?! DEAD!
Birdman: Your not helping your case . . .
Char: . . . (Shuts up)
Reducto: Alright . . . I call to the stands..Britney Spears!
Britney Spears takes her place.
Reducto: Now, Miss Spears . . . is it true the defendant stormed onto stage in one of your concerts?
Spears: Yes . . . he'd been in the front-row of every performance for a while . . . and then . . . one night . . .
Cue flash-back
Char runs on stage.
Spears: AHHH!!!
Char: Ya' know . . . you look SO damn hot . . .
Spears: Get away from me you creepy old man!
Char: But, your a little old for me . . . got a younger sister?
Char is smacked and then chased off by security guards*
End flash-back
Four: . . . FREAK!
Char: Go to hell!
Spears: I had to spend two months in a psychiatric ward afterwards . . . I was so sweet and innocent back then, but that creepy old man just . . . AHHH!! (Shudders)
Reducto: (Sits down) Your witness.
Birdman: Well . . . uh . . .when my client stormed onto stage . . . uh . . . isn't it true that you ASKED him to?
Spears: No!
Birdman: Well . . . uh . . . umm . . . (Looks to Char) . . . help?
Char: Sure.
He pulls out a gun and shoots Spears in the head.
Reducto: Objection!
Birdman: Everyone knows her music sucks! Come on . . . does ANYONE here care if she's dead?!?
There's all silence.
Mentok: . . .Good point, I was hoping someone would shoot her. Next witness!
The Olsen Twins come up .
Mary Kate: He . . . he . . . he said he wanted to rape us!
Ashley: AT THE SAME TIME!
Char: I did no such thing!
Mary Kate and Ashley: LIAR!
Amuro: You were going to have sex with the Olsen Twins . . . at the same time?
Char: You act like that's unusual! I mean . . . NO!
Allenby: . . . FREAK!
Clips of the next few witnesses are shown in rapid sequence
Suzie: He's a bad, bad man!
Kari: Just keep him away from me!
Quess: It's HIS fault I died!
The rapid clips stop at Babs Bunny
Babs: Hi . . . I'm Babs Bunny!
Mentok: And is it true my client forced himself upon you one night?
Babs: YES! Fortunately, I know how to act in self-defense..
Char: Oh no you don't . . . we're going to hear MY side of the story first!!!
Amuro: You keep hitting on young girls . . . FREAK!
Char: Well . . . yeah. I just haven't had any luck lately.
Amuro: Well, duh. No human is going to . . . (Shudders) . . . why do I still talk to you?
Cue Flashback
Char: Not "human", ey? (Leaves the bar, crosses over to the Tiny Toons world, and walks over to Babs Bunny) So . . . you wascally wabbit . . . how bout a date?
Babs: AHHHH!! *drops an anvil on Char's head*
End flash-back
Babs: . . . Well that IS what happened.
Char: See?
Mentok: How does that help your case? You just ADMITED you hit on a little girl!
Char: . . . I did no such thing.
Kou: Yes you did! You said you demanded a date with Babs Bunny!
Birdman: I never should've taken this case . . .
Reducto: And finally . . . I call to the stands . . . Lalah Sune!
Lalah's Spirit enters.
Char: Lalah . . . LALAH!
Amuro: *puts on Ghostbuster's equipment* A ghost . . . kill it! (Sucks Lalah into the trap)
Char: AMURO!!
Amuro: Oh God . . . I killed her . . . AGAIN!
Char: (Sobs) She could've been my mother! And you took that away from me!
Amuro: Mother?!?!
Relena: . . . FREAK!
Char: That's why I did all this . . . it's all because of you!
Mentok: So you confess?
Char: I mean . . . I have no idea what you people are talking about.
Birdman slams his own head onto desk.
Later, when the Jury debates if Char is guilty.
Amuro: He's guilty.
Relena: Guilty.
Rain: Guilty!
Heero: My mission is to declare Char guilty . . . mission accepted.
Domon: My mind is morally outraged by Char's actions! It tells me to say that he's guilty . . . here I go, EXPLODING GUILTY VOTE!!
Kou: I hope he gets the death penalty!
Amuro: Whoo! Death penalty! (everyone high-fives each other and goes back to the court room)
Mentok: Have you reached a verdict already?
Amuro: Hell yes! He's guilty!
Everyone: (Chants) GUILTY! GUILTY! GUILTY!
Char: (Takes off old-school mask) . . . Fortunately, I'm not Char. I am . . . Quattro!
Mentok: No you aren't!
Char: Umm . . . (Puts on glasses) I am Marks Levbo, as according to Zeta's horrible subs!
Amuro: We already went through this . . . you're Char! YOU IDIOT!
Char: Umm . . . ya' know how I called Lalah my mother? Well . . . that's cause I'm really Kou. Yep . . . that crybaby Kou.
Kou: (Leaps up) I'M KOU!! AND I'M NOT A CRYBABY!!!!
Amuro kicks Kou in the shin.
Kou: Ow! (Falls over, sobbing) I want mommy . . .
Char: Umm . . . (Puts on a paper-bag) I am the space alien! Take me to your leader!
Mentok: How long is this going to continue?
Char: I do not speak your language! I am the space alien!
Reducto: That's it! I've had enough?! Is the infamous Gundam villain guilty or what?
Mentok: Bah . . . ya' know what . . . I don't care. Just get him out of here! Case dismissed!
Reducto: What?! You can't do that!
Mentok: Yes I can! Case dismissed!
Reducto: Damn! Time to take off this cloak!
Mentok: Eh?!
Revolver Zero comes out, clapping.
Zero: Excellent case, my friends. They say it's the mark of a good judge . . . and of an idiot. How the hell can you not put this guy in jail?
Mentok: My case, my ruling.
Zero: Is that so?
Reducto: Us of Unit BUTCHHOUND disagree.
Sayla, Four, and Scirroco look at Revolver Zero.
Four: Hmm . . . where do we know him from?
Revolver Zero draws his gun.
Zero: This is the .45 Colt Single Action Army Revolver. The greatest handgun ever made. Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves.
Mentok: I have an AK-47! I'll waste a whole round before you can -
Zero shoots Mentok, killing him.
Kou: We'll help!
The Albion crew of Kou, Keith, Alpha, and three others jump in. Zero drops his Revolver and pulls out his second one, and kills the six before they can even move.
Kou: Mommy . . .
Zero tries to reload his gun, but realizes he left all of his backup ammo back at the base. He starts running to the door.
Zero: Vanilla, that's your cue!
Vanilla Ice jumps out in front of the Gundam crew while Zero makes an escape.
Rain: What the hell . . .
Domon: This case of mine is hurting my head, it tells me I have a migraine! Here I go, GET SOME ASPRIN!
Vanilla Ice begins singing old rap hits and one-hit wonders.
Amuro: This is getting annoying . . .
Reducto: This isn't working out.
Reducto aims his shrink gun, but puts it in reverse, turning it into a growing gun, and fires at Vanilla Ice, who grows to be the size of Psyco Gundam Mark II!
Relena: Daaaaaaamn.
Four: I wonder if his sha-boinker is bigger than Camille's now . . .
Amuro: Time to go to work guys!
Heero, Garrod, Kira, and Loran: Right!
Amuro: We'll combine into one!
Heero: Zero!
Garrod: Double X!
Kira: Freedom!
Loran: Turn A!
Amuro: And Nu will form the head!
Sayla: Biggest. Voltron. Ripoff. Ever.
The now "Voltron" Gundam tackles the large Vanilla Ice, but can't penetrate the barrier made by his old school rap singing.
Garrod: Damn!
Amuro: (Goes into a Power Ranger-esque stance): Let's do it guys!
All five do weird, cliché, karate-type antics, forming a large sword for the "Voltron" Gundam, which slices Vanilla Ice in half.
Amuro: We won!
Char: Damn straight we won! I won my case! Now they'll never know what I really did with Babs Bunny . . .
Rain: FREAK!
In the back parking lot . . .
The President of Funimation appears in a wave of fire.
President: So . . . how did it go?
Lawyer Reducto: We lost . . .
President: What? You fool! How could you lose?!
Reducto: I have a shrink ray!
President: DIE!
The President shoots a fireball, and kills Reducto.
President: One day! One day, Gundam will be mine!!!
To Be Continued . . .