THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW

INCIDENT FIFTEEN: Arbor Day

One would normally look upon the great looming sight of the crashed Project SEEDS ship with something akin to horror and run screaming from the scene, but today the home of one Millions Knives looked a bit. well. we'll just say "different." The foreboding metal shell of the spacecraft had been covered in a glaringly white banner that read, "SAVE THE PLAINTS!" in big bold letters, and just underneath this banner stood that one Millions Knives, not looking very happy in the least.

"You spelled the word 'plant' wrong." He informed the figure beside him in a disturbingly calm voice.

"Yes, Master, I know. it was. an accident?" a voice drawled.

"We do not take kindly to errors, Legato." The same disturbingly calm voice echoed.

"We, Master?" Legato questioned.

"Yes, WE!" he shrieked, beginning to sob now, "You've ruined it, Legato! This was going to be the best Arbor Day ever and YOU ruined it!"

"Master, I."

"No, Legato! No!" and with that Knives ran off crying, leaving Legato to catch up with him.

.go figure.