THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW

INCIDENT EIGHTEEN: Bless You

Everyone was gathered in the dining room of the home of the Gung-Ho Guns. Knives was starting to seriously weird them out. He was always on about how they never acted like a family anymore, and nobody really had the heart to tell him that they were a group of assassins, and not, in fact, his adoptive family. So here they all were; eating dinner; at the table; like a civilized family.

"Legato, please pass the ketchup." Knives asked cheerfully.

Legato nodded and-

--ACHOO!

He sneezed.

"Bless you." A small voice said.

All eyes fell on Caine, the Longshot.

"Did he just.?"

"Oh my God!"

"I think he did!"

"Caine talked?!"

Chaos ensued.