THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW

INCIDENT NINETEEN: It's Heavy!!

The desert sun beat down heavily on the four tired travelers. Vash the stampeded, Meryl Stryfe, Millie Thompson, and Nicholas D. Wolfwood had been walking through the desert for what seemed like ages, and still there was nothing but sand in every direction.

Sure, everyone was tired but no one expected the low cry from the rear of the group, "My back hurts--!"

"What?" Meryl asked.

"This cross is too heavy! Someone else carry this!" Wolfwood whined shoving the cross in Vash's direction.

"I'm not carrying it!" Vash said.

"But Va-ash. It's heavy! 'n' my back hurts!" Wolfwood began stomping as he whined this time.

"No, Wolfwo-"

"But Va-ash!!!"

"NO!"

Wolfwood jutted his bottom lip out and made his best puppy dog face.

"No, Wolfwood, I-"

Wolfwood whimpered.

"Argh! Fine!"

"Score!"