Sucks To Be You
By
Bulma O.k. peeps. This has been my 1st as writing on-line as some of you hear from so many others. SO here's the catch. Flames are welcome cuz I think getting insulted is pretty mush hilarious if that is how you spell it. I can't spell and really don't want to learn how to. SO here are the rules... 1. Don't piss me off 2. You may make fun of this and me 3. Have fun readin' kay and I don't expect you to review but if you do I really don't care what you say about me cuz I don't really know any of you and really don't want to. So yeah 4. The only thing is don't disrespect my son or friends. That would be bad. And then I would haveta hunt you down and chew your ass out and I really don't want to do that cuz that just isn't me o.k. I am a civilized person and I don't want to yell at anyone. So yeah. At the end I do Akira Toyanmia(I can't spell like I write so get used to it) and my funny skits. Also I do a "Now here's your moment of Zen" which is a funny saying or insult you can use from things people hear and you can say it to anyone. SO yeah. Now that you have read this crap and are probably sleeping on with the story

Trunks stared at the barren wasteland around him. Everything was destroyed. He couldn't believe it. How could this happen? He closed his eyes and tried to sense out his mother's ki. He sensed it. It was faint and barely there. But it was there all the same. I'm coming Mom Just hold on Thought Trunks with his mind going on a thousand miles a second. He had just gotten back from the past to tell Goku of the Androids and came back to find this mess. How stupid could he have been to leave his Mom here all by herself, alone and unprotected.

He landed in a destroyed city. There were crumpled rubble and the wind blew threw the dead silenced streets. Something was a definite amiss. For that he was certain. He tried to sense out his Mom's ki. He found it faintly in one of the few still standing buildings. He flew to the roof and headed in that way. He could sense he was getting close. Then he found her. Tied and gaged to a chair. Her eyes were wide with fear as Trunks rushed to her side. Mom what happened? Demanded Trunks. Trunks you shouldn't be here Mom, what's going on?
But before Bulma could respond an evil laughter of 2 cold voices arose from the door way. Oh how sweet the hybrid came to save his Mommy's life. How pathetic and fruitless your attempt is. Said the mocking voice of 17. Don't you agree Sis. Whatever. Can we kill them both now? You are a real bore you know that. Said 17. Well I just want to kill him so we can kill the rest of them. Said 18. What did you do? Yelled Trunks. He made sure Bulma was behind him so that she couldn't get hurt. From what it looked like she had gotten the beating of her life.

Let's just say that there are no more annoying humans to piss us off. Sneered 17. Bastards hissed Trunks drawing his sword. Oh it's a fight you want. Hybrid you don't have the guts. Mocked 18. Mom said Trunks calmly. I want you to get as far away from here as you can possibly get. Do you understand me? asked Trunks in a tone that clearly left no room for argument. But Trunks... started out Bulma. No, this is my battle. Not yours. I don't want to be vulnerable with you here. But... GO NOW!!! he bellowed. Bulma let out a lil' squeak, but she listened. Not so fast laughed 18. She sent an energy ball at Bulma. `
Bulma let out a terrifying and pain filled cry. Bulma fell to the ground. Her blood was everywhere and she was soaked in it. Tears streaked down her cut up face from the beatings from the Android. NNNOOO!!! cried out Trunks rushing to his Mom's side. He held/cradled her gently in her arms. Shhh, it'll be alright. I'm gonna save us. Just hold on. He whispered gently in her ear. Tr... Trunks. Bulma coughed up some of her blood. She had eternal bleeding from the inside. G.. Go to the pa... more blood... past. St-stay there. I... I.. Lo..love ...you... my..my s-son. Oh plu-ease Yelled both 17&18 as they sent an energy ball at Bulma killing her instantly. Trunks just sat there in shock.

How could he let this happened? Where did he go so wrong in life to deserve this . To see his whole life and world come crashing down. The only thing keeping him stable through the hardships, the blood, sweat, and the tears you might say was that his Mom was always there as hope that something better would come. And now, now she was gone. Gone for good. What's wrong Trunks? You look like someone of importance to you died. Don't tell me that whore you call Mother died and that you actually cared about her? Said 17 with face sympathy and sarcasm.

Trunks had no choice. He was in no condition to fight the Androids. In fact, it would be suicide. So with his only option he ran. He flew out of there like a bat outta hell. Oh no you don't! Yelled 18 as she appeared in front of him. We're not finished with you yet you lil' punk ass kid! Trunks made a punch in the face. 18 was stunned that he pulled such a move on her. But this gave Trunks enough time to get the hell outta there. He wasn't about to stick around to find out what would happened. So he took this as his cue to get outta there. So he did.

~Somewhere in the desert~

Trunks finally lost them and got his ass kicked for it too! He didn't know what to do now. All was lost to him. The only thing left for him to do was go in the past like his Mom said. But the thought of her made him want to cry. But as he taught himself crying doesn't get you anywhere. So after a moment of silence as he took one last look at his world he since birth had ever known tried to remember it. He would never come back and he'd be damned if he let history repeat itself. He made a pack to himself to ensure the safety of his new home and future.

Trunks sighed to himself. Well time for me to go on a new adventure. He drew from his upper left pocket of his jacked his capsule box and popped out his time machine. Time for me to go home he whispered. Mom I promise I will never fail you again. Then he hopped in and took off for the past where a whole new adventure and fun filled life awaited him.

Bulma: Well peeps that's it. SO whatcha think? Vegeta: Woman the story sucks! Bulma: What? Trunks: Dad you better take that back or I'm gonna kick your ass! Vegeta: Brat you just try it! Trunks: Fine *they start fighting* Lance: Is that all they do Venus: Yep Shenron: BULMA YOU WRITE DAMNIT!!! DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR ASS!!! Bulma: Eeep! Damn she's scary! Shenron: I HEARD THAT!!! Bulma: AAHH!!

Disclaimer: You all suck! Akira: Oh give it a rest I am all mighty cuz I created DB/Z/GT and you didn't. Disclaimer: Piss off Akira: Whateva! C'ya Bulma

P.S. Now here's your moment of Zen! Kiss me! I'm insane!