A New Life!
By
Bulma
Recap: Duh... how the hell am I supposed to remember this shit? Trunks: Dude that's your job. Ya know to remember this crap. Recap: But I'm bad at that. Trunks: Then why the hell did Mom hire you in the first place?! Recap: I told her that you said that I am the best at this... what is this? Trunks: Jesus Crist you are a dumb fuck. Just go away. Recap: O.k. PARTY IN TRUNKS'S ROOM!!!! Trunks: Oh hell no. Peeps your on your own. I gotta go kill me a Recap! Get back here! *starts chasing Recap around with his sword*
Trunks didn't even remembering when he programed his time machine to the past. His mind was crowed by (B: Remember peeps can't spell worth shit. Keep that in mind! T: Mom, story, now! B: All right Trunks. Keep you ass kicking in check!) Trunks couldn't believe what just happened in the last hour. He had just gotten back from the past. Found his Mom hostage, watched her get killed, and now she's dead. He couldn't hold back the tears any longer. He had been through so much pain. Horror and fear was all he knew since birth. Now he was truly alone.
Trunk couldn't take it any longer as he let the tears flow down his cheeks as he held his face in his hands and he gently rocked himself back and forth. All the while a poem his one of his Mom's B.F.'s taught his Mom to teach to him once upon a time ago.
"A thousand words can't bring you back,
I know because I tried.
A thousand words can't bring you back,
I know because I cried.
What the world means to one person,
When one person means the world."
Then the time machine came to an abrupt stop. Trunks of course didn't care. He was as he put it alone. But somewhere in the back of his mind a small voice of comfort told him that things would get better and that he should never give up hope, because he was about to embark upon a new and bright looking adventure/future. He didn't know why he felt this way but he did and that gave him a deep comforting feeling. As the time machine landed smoothly on the ground, Trunks wiped away his tears and looked down at the time teller thingy mer bobber (B:New words rule T: Uh excuse my Mom for her insanity)
It was(B: As you can guess) the 3 glorious and wonderfully years set before the arrive of the trash buckets. (T: oh yippi*sarcastically*) Great he mumbled to himself and no one in particular. Well life can't get any worse that this he thought. Oh but how wrong our lil' hero was as he was about to meet his new life head on. So Trunks put his time machine back in his capsule and headed off for "Home Sweet Home"
~ C. C.(Capsule Corp.)~
Bulma ran past all her employees as she headed for her lab with a hot headed and angry Saiyan Prince on her heels. GET BACK HERE!!! WOMAN, YOU WILL RESPECT MY ATHORITA!!! (B: Is it just me or did he sound a bit like Cartman just then? V: Woman I am not a 8 year old Brat! T:Could have fooled me. V: Take that back you ungrateful piece of shit. T: Fuck you asshole! V: Why I outta...(Chases Trunks as Trunks runs away) B:Oy ve)
NO! YOU CAN NOT BOSS ME AROUND WHILE I AM WORKING VEG-HEAD! Yelled Bulma as she stopped running and wirled around to find a pissed off Vegeta. WOMAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU OR THIS STUPID PLANET! BUT YOU WILL MAKE ME MY FOOD AND FIX MY G.R.!!! raged Vegeta still standing his ground. It was the ususal 12:30 lunch fight and the C. C. Scientist all backed up to let the 2 most stubbornest creatures in the universe has ever seen duke it out.
Bulma was furious. How dare he.. He boss her around. That was her job. Oh now the fight really begun. YOU LISTEN HERE AND YOU LISTEN REAL GOOD BUDDY! I AM NOT SOME SLAVE YOU WOULD BOSS AROUND FROM WHERE YOU COME FROM! I AM BULMA BRIEFS AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY ATHORITA IF YOU WISH TO GET ON MY GOOD SIDE! WOMAN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WEAK, STUPID, INSULTING BITCH! YOUR EVEN WORSE THAT KAKAROT'S MATE!
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT CHICHI! AND I WOULDN'T BE TALKING YOU SELF- CENTERED, STUCK UP, ROYAL PAIN IN MY ASS MONKEY PRINCE!!! Bulma must have hit a nerve or something cuz the next thing she knew Vegeta was all ready powering up. Bulma took a few steps back as so everyone else. You. Will. Learn. Your. Place. Woman. Said Vegeta making sure to cut off each syllable to get the point across, as he tried to calm down so he didn't destroy a planet by this incompetent female. He calmed himself down enough to say something before he stormed up to his room.
Make me food and fix the G.R. within the next 2 hours or there will be hell to pay he hissed before he turned on his heel. Bulma stood there dumbstruck. She was sure that he was gonna blow a fuse from how far the verbal battle had gone. It all had started when she told him that she was fed up with his shit and that she want him to respect her and call her by her name. Or that she would not feed him nor fix his G.R. He didn't like that too much. But she had learn long not to back down from his fights.
Meanwhile with Vegeta he was beyond pissed as he paced back and forth in his bed room. How dare that stubborn as hell Woman piss him off so and insult him. Any other person would have been killed by his hand. But no, no he let her live. Partly of her genius and her hospitality. But another part was that he really seemed to enjoy there verbal spar. He had never met anyone quiet like her. No, in fact it was pure amusement to see blue fire shoot from her at him. But he rather have it do it another way, a more lustful way. Vegeta shook his head. No, these thoughts will kill him one of these days and they will be his down fall. For that he was certain. It was better to stop them then have them plage his mind.
True she was a true beauty, but he had to descend to claim his birth right before he could even think of taking a mate and producing a heir. But did he want one has plage his mind ever since he had met "her" did he truly have feelings for this lil' minx. No, of course not! That was an idea that would never come to pass. His pride would never allow it. Vegeta got through over all these thoughts and emotions as he collapse on his bed. His bed. Last time he had a bed was when he was 5, living on Vegeta-sei. He would get over these petit emotions.
~Outside/G.R.~
Bulma was fixing the G.R. She didn't know why or any particular reason is that maybe she felt a ping of guilt for yelling at Vegeta, even though he was in the wrong. Bulma felt a presence come up to her. She knew who it was, even before the person even made itself known. Vegeta, she sigh what do you want? Um Bulma said the stranger's voice. Bulma's eyes went with shock. She got out from under the G.R. to see who it was. There stood the lavender haired boy from the future. But how? Why was he here? Bulma right? He asked repeating his question. Uh yeah, um what are you doing here? She question. Bulma may I stay here for a while? You see my time machine had broken down and I will need some time to fix it.
Bulma didn't hesitate a minute, a question in her mind had been buggin' her every since she had heard of this mysterious boy. All right, only on one condition, she said. Uh sure what is it? He asked. That you tell me your first name. I just want to know. Trunks sighed. It was either this or back to the future. Ha, what future did he have anymore. Trunks he said without thinking it. It would fuck up his future existence, but hey he all ready royally fucked up the time line anyway (B:Yep and so many other's like myself. T: Mom*whiny/pouty voice* B: All right I'm goin')
Well Trunks, welcome to your new home til' you go back to the future. Trunks stared at her shocked. Just like that you are gonna let me stay? He asked in disbelief. Of course silly! Why shouldn't I? You saved us from Frieza! It's the least I can do. Oh. Oh lighten up! You look like someone died or something. You have no idea he mumbled to himself in his mind. Come on, let me show you to your room. Kay said Trunks smiling. Maybe his new life won't be so bad after all he thought as he followed Bulma into the house. Or at least it won't be boring.
Bulma: WOO HOO! ANOTHER CHAPPIE DONE! WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT BIOUTCH!!! Trunks: Uh Mom, can I ask you a favor. Bulma: Uh sure Trunks, what is it? Trunks: I wanna a massage. Please!!! Bulma: Oh all right. Shenron: Wait, what about me? Bulma: You after. First come, first serve!
Disclaimer: Akira you're a stupid bitch! Akira: Yeah well you're a bitter fucker! Disclaimer: You bastard! Akira: Yeah, so you're the bitch! Disclaimer: Damn straight!
C'ya
Bulma P.S. Now here is your moment of Zen! Smile you fucker!
By
Bulma
Recap: Duh... how the hell am I supposed to remember this shit? Trunks: Dude that's your job. Ya know to remember this crap. Recap: But I'm bad at that. Trunks: Then why the hell did Mom hire you in the first place?! Recap: I told her that you said that I am the best at this... what is this? Trunks: Jesus Crist you are a dumb fuck. Just go away. Recap: O.k. PARTY IN TRUNKS'S ROOM!!!! Trunks: Oh hell no. Peeps your on your own. I gotta go kill me a Recap! Get back here! *starts chasing Recap around with his sword*
Trunks didn't even remembering when he programed his time machine to the past. His mind was crowed by (B: Remember peeps can't spell worth shit. Keep that in mind! T: Mom, story, now! B: All right Trunks. Keep you ass kicking in check!) Trunks couldn't believe what just happened in the last hour. He had just gotten back from the past. Found his Mom hostage, watched her get killed, and now she's dead. He couldn't hold back the tears any longer. He had been through so much pain. Horror and fear was all he knew since birth. Now he was truly alone.
Trunk couldn't take it any longer as he let the tears flow down his cheeks as he held his face in his hands and he gently rocked himself back and forth. All the while a poem his one of his Mom's B.F.'s taught his Mom to teach to him once upon a time ago.
"A thousand words can't bring you back,
I know because I tried.
A thousand words can't bring you back,
I know because I cried.
What the world means to one person,
When one person means the world."
Then the time machine came to an abrupt stop. Trunks of course didn't care. He was as he put it alone. But somewhere in the back of his mind a small voice of comfort told him that things would get better and that he should never give up hope, because he was about to embark upon a new and bright looking adventure/future. He didn't know why he felt this way but he did and that gave him a deep comforting feeling. As the time machine landed smoothly on the ground, Trunks wiped away his tears and looked down at the time teller thingy mer bobber (B:New words rule T: Uh excuse my Mom for her insanity)
It was(B: As you can guess) the 3 glorious and wonderfully years set before the arrive of the trash buckets. (T: oh yippi*sarcastically*) Great he mumbled to himself and no one in particular. Well life can't get any worse that this he thought. Oh but how wrong our lil' hero was as he was about to meet his new life head on. So Trunks put his time machine back in his capsule and headed off for "Home Sweet Home"
~ C. C.(Capsule Corp.)~
Bulma ran past all her employees as she headed for her lab with a hot headed and angry Saiyan Prince on her heels. GET BACK HERE!!! WOMAN, YOU WILL RESPECT MY ATHORITA!!! (B: Is it just me or did he sound a bit like Cartman just then? V: Woman I am not a 8 year old Brat! T:Could have fooled me. V: Take that back you ungrateful piece of shit. T: Fuck you asshole! V: Why I outta...(Chases Trunks as Trunks runs away) B:Oy ve)
NO! YOU CAN NOT BOSS ME AROUND WHILE I AM WORKING VEG-HEAD! Yelled Bulma as she stopped running and wirled around to find a pissed off Vegeta. WOMAN I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU OR THIS STUPID PLANET! BUT YOU WILL MAKE ME MY FOOD AND FIX MY G.R.!!! raged Vegeta still standing his ground. It was the ususal 12:30 lunch fight and the C. C. Scientist all backed up to let the 2 most stubbornest creatures in the universe has ever seen duke it out.
Bulma was furious. How dare he.. He boss her around. That was her job. Oh now the fight really begun. YOU LISTEN HERE AND YOU LISTEN REAL GOOD BUDDY! I AM NOT SOME SLAVE YOU WOULD BOSS AROUND FROM WHERE YOU COME FROM! I AM BULMA BRIEFS AND YOU WILL RESPECT MY ATHORITA IF YOU WISH TO GET ON MY GOOD SIDE! WOMAN YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A WEAK, STUPID, INSULTING BITCH! YOUR EVEN WORSE THAT KAKAROT'S MATE!
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ABOUT CHICHI! AND I WOULDN'T BE TALKING YOU SELF- CENTERED, STUCK UP, ROYAL PAIN IN MY ASS MONKEY PRINCE!!! Bulma must have hit a nerve or something cuz the next thing she knew Vegeta was all ready powering up. Bulma took a few steps back as so everyone else. You. Will. Learn. Your. Place. Woman. Said Vegeta making sure to cut off each syllable to get the point across, as he tried to calm down so he didn't destroy a planet by this incompetent female. He calmed himself down enough to say something before he stormed up to his room.
Make me food and fix the G.R. within the next 2 hours or there will be hell to pay he hissed before he turned on his heel. Bulma stood there dumbstruck. She was sure that he was gonna blow a fuse from how far the verbal battle had gone. It all had started when she told him that she was fed up with his shit and that she want him to respect her and call her by her name. Or that she would not feed him nor fix his G.R. He didn't like that too much. But she had learn long not to back down from his fights.
Meanwhile with Vegeta he was beyond pissed as he paced back and forth in his bed room. How dare that stubborn as hell Woman piss him off so and insult him. Any other person would have been killed by his hand. But no, no he let her live. Partly of her genius and her hospitality. But another part was that he really seemed to enjoy there verbal spar. He had never met anyone quiet like her. No, in fact it was pure amusement to see blue fire shoot from her at him. But he rather have it do it another way, a more lustful way. Vegeta shook his head. No, these thoughts will kill him one of these days and they will be his down fall. For that he was certain. It was better to stop them then have them plage his mind.
True she was a true beauty, but he had to descend to claim his birth right before he could even think of taking a mate and producing a heir. But did he want one has plage his mind ever since he had met "her" did he truly have feelings for this lil' minx. No, of course not! That was an idea that would never come to pass. His pride would never allow it. Vegeta got through over all these thoughts and emotions as he collapse on his bed. His bed. Last time he had a bed was when he was 5, living on Vegeta-sei. He would get over these petit emotions.
~Outside/G.R.~
Bulma was fixing the G.R. She didn't know why or any particular reason is that maybe she felt a ping of guilt for yelling at Vegeta, even though he was in the wrong. Bulma felt a presence come up to her. She knew who it was, even before the person even made itself known. Vegeta, she sigh what do you want? Um Bulma said the stranger's voice. Bulma's eyes went with shock. She got out from under the G.R. to see who it was. There stood the lavender haired boy from the future. But how? Why was he here? Bulma right? He asked repeating his question. Uh yeah, um what are you doing here? She question. Bulma may I stay here for a while? You see my time machine had broken down and I will need some time to fix it.
Bulma didn't hesitate a minute, a question in her mind had been buggin' her every since she had heard of this mysterious boy. All right, only on one condition, she said. Uh sure what is it? He asked. That you tell me your first name. I just want to know. Trunks sighed. It was either this or back to the future. Ha, what future did he have anymore. Trunks he said without thinking it. It would fuck up his future existence, but hey he all ready royally fucked up the time line anyway (B:Yep and so many other's like myself. T: Mom*whiny/pouty voice* B: All right I'm goin')
Well Trunks, welcome to your new home til' you go back to the future. Trunks stared at her shocked. Just like that you are gonna let me stay? He asked in disbelief. Of course silly! Why shouldn't I? You saved us from Frieza! It's the least I can do. Oh. Oh lighten up! You look like someone died or something. You have no idea he mumbled to himself in his mind. Come on, let me show you to your room. Kay said Trunks smiling. Maybe his new life won't be so bad after all he thought as he followed Bulma into the house. Or at least it won't be boring.
Bulma: WOO HOO! ANOTHER CHAPPIE DONE! WHATCHA THINK ABOUT THAT BIOUTCH!!! Trunks: Uh Mom, can I ask you a favor. Bulma: Uh sure Trunks, what is it? Trunks: I wanna a massage. Please!!! Bulma: Oh all right. Shenron: Wait, what about me? Bulma: You after. First come, first serve!
Disclaimer: Akira you're a stupid bitch! Akira: Yeah well you're a bitter fucker! Disclaimer: You bastard! Akira: Yeah, so you're the bitch! Disclaimer: Damn straight!
C'ya
Bulma P.S. Now here is your moment of Zen! Smile you fucker!