The Royal Pain In The Ass's Problem With Trunks
Recap: Ha, I can't believe how stupid that Bulma is. She hired me to do my job. Well all I gotta do is pretend to do my job while I waste all of C.C.'s money. And that Trunks kid. He I gotta get rid of him. He's onto me! Trunks: You idiot. Dude this thing is on and when my Mom sees this your gonna get your ass fired. Not that I care. I did tell Mom your were a waste of time and money. Recap: Oh but she won't believe you. You're a half breed, hybrid Trunks*really pissed* THAT'S IT!!! I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE DISCRIMINATING ME CUZ I'M HALF SAIYAN AND HALF EARTHLING!!! WELL I'LL TELL YA SOMETHING! I AM THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE AND YOU DENSE FUCK ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME!!! HEAR THAT NOTHING!!! AS FOR MY MOM! I'M HER SON YOU DIPSHIT! IN FACT I THINK I'LL KILL YOU NOW!!! Recap: Geez, say it not spray it Trunks! Trunks: YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!*kills Recap* Ah that's better. MOM! I WANNA A MASSAGE NOW!!! Bulma: Later Trunks, I'm busy Trunks: *cartman voice* but mom!! Bulma: Oh all right! Trunks:YAY!!!
Vegeta laid awake in his room. Then he felt a presence that arrive on Capsule Corp. Ground. It landed by the Woman. His first instinct was to go and see who it was. But his pride wouldn't allow it. Let her die. He wouldn't miss her and he would live. Besides that will teach her to piss off the all might Prince of Saiyans. But a small tugged pulled at his cold stone like heart. Do I feel guilty for letting her get hurt? NO! Never! I have no guilt! I am the Prince of Saiyans! I feel no emotions!(T: Yeah, and Krillen can hypnotize people into becoming his slaves K:Actually I can Trunks T: O.O Fook dude!!! B: Uh guys I would love to get back to my story here! T: Sorry Mom.)
Finally he couldn't stand it. He had to go see who this person was. Yet this person's ki signature seem oddly familiar. He had no idea where he sensed it before, but he did. So Vegeta tiptoed down the stairs. Making careful sure that he hid his ki from prying eyes. He saw Bulma enter the room with the boy from the future. Vegeta's eyes bugged out and were 5x their normal size. What the hell are you doing here! He yelled pointing an accusing finger at Trunks. Trunks looked stunned to see Vegeta. I uh he stuttered. Ta-Ta- Taday Junior ! Sneered Vegeta. Trunks tried keeping his cool. But with today's resent happenings he was finding it harder and harder to keep his anger in check.
Well Brat? Trunks gritted his teeth. I asked to be here. He stated his business of why he was here. Bulma saw the inner turmoil within Trunks's mind. It made her sad to see this brave, young man troubled and it pissed her off even more to see Vegeta picking on him. She had more that a hunch that something more horrible that she could imagine happened to the young warrior to make him come to that past. Well leave. You are not welcome here! Snorted Vegeta. Trunks felt this depressed thought invade him. Great, it seems no one wants me. What did I do to deserve such a life? He thought. My own parents don't even love me. Was I destined to struggle in life alone?
(B: O.k. you M.B.C. Trunks fans out there. Listen in my story Trunks isn't a wimp as this paragraph implies. It's just that he went through all this crap of watching his Mom die and always obeying his parents that he is going through an emotion breakdown right now. So don't worry. In future chappies after Bulma reassures him that he is loved. He ain't gonna take crap from anyone. And that especially includes Vegeta. And he will be getting his revenge on him. T: That better be the only thing wrong with me and I better get my revenge. B: Of course Trunks. I wouldn't do that shit to ya!)
Bulma had, had enough of Vegeta bullshittin' Trunks. Something seriously was wrong when she saw the hurt and sadden look that crossed his young face. It pained her. She didn't know why it did, but she felt like the most saddest thing that could ever happen to her. And as we all know Bulma this will piss her off more than anything and not only that but send her into one of her famous mood swings. So she rounded on Vegeta. LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING SELF CENTERED PRICK! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT IF I EVER CATCH YOU SO MUCH AS EVEN GIVING A DIRTY LOOK IN HIS WAY I SWEAR TO KAMI I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL! STARTING WITH PUTTING BARNEY AND TELETUBBIES IN 24/7 IN YOUR MIND! AND DON'T THINK I WON'T DO IT! THIS IS NO BLUFF!!!
Both Trunks and Vegeta stared wide eyed at Bulma. Never had neither of them seem her so mad and such anger force to threaten Barney and Teletubbies at the same consequence.(B: Seriously those 2 words should never be in the same sentence T: That is pure evil and genius. B: I know Trunks. Now back to story!) Then Bulma rounded on Trunks. Trunks listen very carefully. I don't want to know what happened in the future and I am sure you don't want to tell me. But know this. You are loved here if so only by me and you have a place. A home to always go home to. No matter what some fucker said.
Bulma aimed her rude remark at Vegeta. He snorted at her. Woman I still do not approve of the Brat's presence. You have no choice she spat back at him. And if you give him the wrong idea that he doesn't belong here then I'm gonna loose my boot half way down your throat you dense fuck! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!!???!!!! Whatever Woman! Trunks just looked completely shocked to the core. Never had he experenced in his life to see his Mom so pissed. Nor did he expect such an answer. He never expected her to say the words he needed to hear this whole time. Bulma, thank you he said softly. Bulma's eyes soften as she gazed upon Trunks. Anytime Trunks, anytime she whispered and gave him a hug.
Vegeta snorted at this display of affection. Woman, just make sure you keep that Brat away from me and my training! I will have nothing to deal with this trash. Trunks's eyes narrowed. Listen up you fuckin' reject! I have been through hell and I will go when and where ever I want! You have no power over me and if you even try to start a fight then I will gladly kick your ass you dense fuck! Bulma looked at Trunks, where had that come from. But she couldn't help but feel happy that he was back to his normal self. Vegeta growled and mumbled something about Trunks watching his back. Then he stormed out of the room.
Trunks, how about you get settled in and then we can go out to eat tonight to celebrate you coming here to spend a lil' time at C.C.? Asked Bulma. Sure, I would like that said Trunks. Then Bulma took him upstairs to let him choose his room. He ended up choosing his in the middle between her's and Vegeta's rooms. Are you sure you want to be here? Yeah When I would spend the night at your house, you gave this room to me said Trunks. All right. But be forewarned, me and Vegeta fight like hell in the hall way also not only that but he gets me up at 5:30 every morning. So I'm just warnin' ya.
Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. Well thankz to you. Hey, don't sweat it. You just gotta learn to stand your ground. He'd kill me if he heard me say this but underneath that bad ass attitude he's just a big baby kitten. So don't let him get ta ya. WOMAN, I HEARD THAT!!!! DIDN'T DO IT!!! Just be my alibi and we'll all get along great. Trunks just chuckled. This would be a very interesting life. So Bulma let him get settled in. Trunks was putting up his suit case in the closet when he felt the balcony door open and a figure emerged from outside. So you think your sooo slick Brat said the voice.
Listen Vegeta, I don't know what I did to piss you off but please leave me the fuck alone he said. No I will be heard. I am not some cute thing as the Woman tries to catagoize me as. I am a ruthless killing machine and I will kill you without a second thought. I don't care about you or how you became a S.S. But mark my words Boy/Brat when I become the legendary I will first kill Kakarot and then your next got it. After I am done with you, you lil' shit, I will blow up the world, but not after I get my revenge on that blasted Woman! So what your back and pray to Kami that you never see decend because I will kill you!
God this guy is psycho! How the hell did him Mom and him got together cuz he's just fucked up. Look that's nice and dandy in all, But here's my warning. You touch one harmful finger on Bulma or Goku I swear I will cut you inch by inch with my sword starting where the sun doesn't shine, got it? Vegeta let out a growl. TRUNKS, ARE YOU READY? Yelled Bulma. READY! Now don't touch my stuff and you'll live. Then Trunks headed downstairs and then a few minutes a black with blue flames converatable drove out of site.
Brat you have no idea who your messing with. (T: Yeah an idiot. B: SHHH Trunks! I'm trying to type!) Then he spot a G.R. capsule on Trunks's night stand. Well I think my first act of revenge on the purpled haired freak is to take his G.R. Then he snatched the G.R. and went to the yard to try it out.
Bulma: Uh oh Vegeta is messing with the wrong things here. Well another chappie successfully done! Vegeta: Woman what's the Brat gonna do? Yell at me, ha! The Brat can't do shit!!! Trunks: Oh really fool. Vegeta: Really! Trunks: O.k. you asked for it. Trunks plays hit Vegeta with the baseball bat!
Disclaimer: YOU ALL SUCK AND I HATE YOU ALL!!!! Akira: Look a lot of people do but you don't see them bitching about it. Disclaimer: Cuz you own D.B./Z/G.T. and they won't let me own it. Akira: Look they can't do shit cuz if they do I'll stop making it! Everyone:NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Akira: eh shuddup! Ya flesh eating crazed weasles! C'ya Bulma
P.S. Now here's your moment of Zen! One by one the pengins steal my insanity...
Recap: Ha, I can't believe how stupid that Bulma is. She hired me to do my job. Well all I gotta do is pretend to do my job while I waste all of C.C.'s money. And that Trunks kid. He I gotta get rid of him. He's onto me! Trunks: You idiot. Dude this thing is on and when my Mom sees this your gonna get your ass fired. Not that I care. I did tell Mom your were a waste of time and money. Recap: Oh but she won't believe you. You're a half breed, hybrid Trunks*really pissed* THAT'S IT!!! I'M TIRED OF EVERYONE DISCRIMINATING ME CUZ I'M HALF SAIYAN AND HALF EARTHLING!!! WELL I'LL TELL YA SOMETHING! I AM THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE AND YOU DENSE FUCK ARE NOTHING COMPARED TO ME!!! HEAR THAT NOTHING!!! AS FOR MY MOM! I'M HER SON YOU DIPSHIT! IN FACT I THINK I'LL KILL YOU NOW!!! Recap: Geez, say it not spray it Trunks! Trunks: YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!*kills Recap* Ah that's better. MOM! I WANNA A MASSAGE NOW!!! Bulma: Later Trunks, I'm busy Trunks: *cartman voice* but mom!! Bulma: Oh all right! Trunks:YAY!!!
Vegeta laid awake in his room. Then he felt a presence that arrive on Capsule Corp. Ground. It landed by the Woman. His first instinct was to go and see who it was. But his pride wouldn't allow it. Let her die. He wouldn't miss her and he would live. Besides that will teach her to piss off the all might Prince of Saiyans. But a small tugged pulled at his cold stone like heart. Do I feel guilty for letting her get hurt? NO! Never! I have no guilt! I am the Prince of Saiyans! I feel no emotions!(T: Yeah, and Krillen can hypnotize people into becoming his slaves K:Actually I can Trunks T: O.O Fook dude!!! B: Uh guys I would love to get back to my story here! T: Sorry Mom.)
Finally he couldn't stand it. He had to go see who this person was. Yet this person's ki signature seem oddly familiar. He had no idea where he sensed it before, but he did. So Vegeta tiptoed down the stairs. Making careful sure that he hid his ki from prying eyes. He saw Bulma enter the room with the boy from the future. Vegeta's eyes bugged out and were 5x their normal size. What the hell are you doing here! He yelled pointing an accusing finger at Trunks. Trunks looked stunned to see Vegeta. I uh he stuttered. Ta-Ta- Taday Junior ! Sneered Vegeta. Trunks tried keeping his cool. But with today's resent happenings he was finding it harder and harder to keep his anger in check.
Well Brat? Trunks gritted his teeth. I asked to be here. He stated his business of why he was here. Bulma saw the inner turmoil within Trunks's mind. It made her sad to see this brave, young man troubled and it pissed her off even more to see Vegeta picking on him. She had more that a hunch that something more horrible that she could imagine happened to the young warrior to make him come to that past. Well leave. You are not welcome here! Snorted Vegeta. Trunks felt this depressed thought invade him. Great, it seems no one wants me. What did I do to deserve such a life? He thought. My own parents don't even love me. Was I destined to struggle in life alone?
(B: O.k. you M.B.C. Trunks fans out there. Listen in my story Trunks isn't a wimp as this paragraph implies. It's just that he went through all this crap of watching his Mom die and always obeying his parents that he is going through an emotion breakdown right now. So don't worry. In future chappies after Bulma reassures him that he is loved. He ain't gonna take crap from anyone. And that especially includes Vegeta. And he will be getting his revenge on him. T: That better be the only thing wrong with me and I better get my revenge. B: Of course Trunks. I wouldn't do that shit to ya!)
Bulma had, had enough of Vegeta bullshittin' Trunks. Something seriously was wrong when she saw the hurt and sadden look that crossed his young face. It pained her. She didn't know why it did, but she felt like the most saddest thing that could ever happen to her. And as we all know Bulma this will piss her off more than anything and not only that but send her into one of her famous mood swings. So she rounded on Vegeta. LISTEN UP YOU FUCKING SELF CENTERED PRICK! I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUT IF I EVER CATCH YOU SO MUCH AS EVEN GIVING A DIRTY LOOK IN HIS WAY I SWEAR TO KAMI I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL! STARTING WITH PUTTING BARNEY AND TELETUBBIES IN 24/7 IN YOUR MIND! AND DON'T THINK I WON'T DO IT! THIS IS NO BLUFF!!!
Both Trunks and Vegeta stared wide eyed at Bulma. Never had neither of them seem her so mad and such anger force to threaten Barney and Teletubbies at the same consequence.(B: Seriously those 2 words should never be in the same sentence T: That is pure evil and genius. B: I know Trunks. Now back to story!) Then Bulma rounded on Trunks. Trunks listen very carefully. I don't want to know what happened in the future and I am sure you don't want to tell me. But know this. You are loved here if so only by me and you have a place. A home to always go home to. No matter what some fucker said.
Bulma aimed her rude remark at Vegeta. He snorted at her. Woman I still do not approve of the Brat's presence. You have no choice she spat back at him. And if you give him the wrong idea that he doesn't belong here then I'm gonna loose my boot half way down your throat you dense fuck! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR!!!???!!!! Whatever Woman! Trunks just looked completely shocked to the core. Never had he experenced in his life to see his Mom so pissed. Nor did he expect such an answer. He never expected her to say the words he needed to hear this whole time. Bulma, thank you he said softly. Bulma's eyes soften as she gazed upon Trunks. Anytime Trunks, anytime she whispered and gave him a hug.
Vegeta snorted at this display of affection. Woman, just make sure you keep that Brat away from me and my training! I will have nothing to deal with this trash. Trunks's eyes narrowed. Listen up you fuckin' reject! I have been through hell and I will go when and where ever I want! You have no power over me and if you even try to start a fight then I will gladly kick your ass you dense fuck! Bulma looked at Trunks, where had that come from. But she couldn't help but feel happy that he was back to his normal self. Vegeta growled and mumbled something about Trunks watching his back. Then he stormed out of the room.
Trunks, how about you get settled in and then we can go out to eat tonight to celebrate you coming here to spend a lil' time at C.C.? Asked Bulma. Sure, I would like that said Trunks. Then Bulma took him upstairs to let him choose his room. He ended up choosing his in the middle between her's and Vegeta's rooms. Are you sure you want to be here? Yeah When I would spend the night at your house, you gave this room to me said Trunks. All right. But be forewarned, me and Vegeta fight like hell in the hall way also not only that but he gets me up at 5:30 every morning. So I'm just warnin' ya.
Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. Well thankz to you. Hey, don't sweat it. You just gotta learn to stand your ground. He'd kill me if he heard me say this but underneath that bad ass attitude he's just a big baby kitten. So don't let him get ta ya. WOMAN, I HEARD THAT!!!! DIDN'T DO IT!!! Just be my alibi and we'll all get along great. Trunks just chuckled. This would be a very interesting life. So Bulma let him get settled in. Trunks was putting up his suit case in the closet when he felt the balcony door open and a figure emerged from outside. So you think your sooo slick Brat said the voice.
Listen Vegeta, I don't know what I did to piss you off but please leave me the fuck alone he said. No I will be heard. I am not some cute thing as the Woman tries to catagoize me as. I am a ruthless killing machine and I will kill you without a second thought. I don't care about you or how you became a S.S. But mark my words Boy/Brat when I become the legendary I will first kill Kakarot and then your next got it. After I am done with you, you lil' shit, I will blow up the world, but not after I get my revenge on that blasted Woman! So what your back and pray to Kami that you never see decend because I will kill you!
God this guy is psycho! How the hell did him Mom and him got together cuz he's just fucked up. Look that's nice and dandy in all, But here's my warning. You touch one harmful finger on Bulma or Goku I swear I will cut you inch by inch with my sword starting where the sun doesn't shine, got it? Vegeta let out a growl. TRUNKS, ARE YOU READY? Yelled Bulma. READY! Now don't touch my stuff and you'll live. Then Trunks headed downstairs and then a few minutes a black with blue flames converatable drove out of site.
Brat you have no idea who your messing with. (T: Yeah an idiot. B: SHHH Trunks! I'm trying to type!) Then he spot a G.R. capsule on Trunks's night stand. Well I think my first act of revenge on the purpled haired freak is to take his G.R. Then he snatched the G.R. and went to the yard to try it out.
Bulma: Uh oh Vegeta is messing with the wrong things here. Well another chappie successfully done! Vegeta: Woman what's the Brat gonna do? Yell at me, ha! The Brat can't do shit!!! Trunks: Oh really fool. Vegeta: Really! Trunks: O.k. you asked for it. Trunks plays hit Vegeta with the baseball bat!
Disclaimer: YOU ALL SUCK AND I HATE YOU ALL!!!! Akira: Look a lot of people do but you don't see them bitching about it. Disclaimer: Cuz you own D.B./Z/G.T. and they won't let me own it. Akira: Look they can't do shit cuz if they do I'll stop making it! Everyone:NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Akira: eh shuddup! Ya flesh eating crazed weasles! C'ya Bulma
P.S. Now here's your moment of Zen! One by one the pengins steal my insanity...