Never Ment To Be
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Bulma Recap: Oh No not this shit again. Can't I just take a personal day? Trunks: No, you don't get a personal day until you actually do your job. That day is for people who actually take their job seriously and hey, didn't I kill you? Recap: Trunks, Trunks, Trunks, you don't learn do you? I can't die. Only Bulma can kill me. Trunks: Oh I can fix that. Recap: And even that she can't do shit cuz I signed a contract saying she can't kill me until she finishes this story and if you try to get rid of the story then you'll die as well. So MUHAHAHA!!! Trunks: True, but I can make you a living hell. You didn't sign shit for that! Recap: Oh hell. Trunks:*evil look* Oh I think I can have some fun with you*draws sword* Recap: Mommy
~Later That Day~
Bulma was all giddy. Today was her and Yamcha's 10 year Anniversary this year and he said he was gonna plan something really special this year. Hmm maybe he'll propose tonight? Bulma felt her heart jump. If that's the case then she would haveta defiantly go to the mall. Then she went to go grab her car keys and purse. Wait maybe Trunks could come. I'm sure he's bored here as it is. Bulma went to the kitchen to see Trunks's head jammed in the fridge.
Uh Trunks, what are you doing? She asked. Oh um I'm getting something to eat, why? I thought you were training in the G.R.? No, the idiot says it's his turn. The bastard muttered Trunks under his breath. Oh, well I was wondering if you would go with me to the mall. I need a guys opinion to help me with something I should wear tonight. Trunks knew better. Every time he was conned into shopping he was the one ended up caring all the shopping.
Um I have things to do he said not letting his eyes meet Bulma's. She had a sly look about her. Oh please Trunks! It would mean so much to me! She gave him her best watery, blue, puppy dog eyes, that not even Vegeta himself could refuse. 3 conditions said Trunks caving in. O.k. said Bulma happily that Trunks was willing to come with her to the mall. 1)I ain't caring anything! You carry your own. 2) Your buying me dinner. & 3)You up grade the G.R. Deal said Bulma outstretching her hand for Trunks to shake on it. They shook and 15 minutes, 5 credit cards, and one annoyed Saiyan later. They pulled into the malls parking lot. Where Bulma had her own reserved spot, just for her.
They got out and headed inside. Trunks yet dreaded the long hours he would be stuck in this hellish imprisonment that only girls would love. This so sucks. How do I get suckered into these things? He asked himself. ~3 Hours Later~
Trunks walked around with Bulma as she swung her purse that was full of 5 capsules. Are we almost done yet? Whined Trunks. Trunks, quit yer bitchin', kay! But this is so boring Oh Trunks, you have to appreciate the art of shopping o.k.? No, not o.k! More like this is completely stupid How can you spend unlimited amount of times in one big place. Easy, how can you spend your days in one metal room doing nothing but training. That sound pretty boring to me. Yet I don't force you to watch nor go in there to train with me countered Trunks.
True, Trunks but shopping is way better than train. You have got to admit. No, I rather eat rancid tuna salad or scrap my body with a SOS pad. Uh Trunks, shopping can't be that bad. Trunks gave her a look that clearly stated that he ment every word he said. O.k. I get it, how about that lunch I promised. Trunks lightened up. O.k. then can we leave? He asked. Sure said Bulma happily. O.k.
They went in this Japanese restaurant. They sat down and they ordered. So Trunks do you like it here in the past? Asked Bulma trying to start conversation until the food arrived. It's cool, well sorta. What do you mean? She asked once more. Well it's just that Vegeta is such a jerk sometimes. Well that's understandable. I mean he's like that to everyone. Right but, began Trunks. Don't worry about it. As soon as the treat is over, he'll leave and then he'll be gone forever. Oh I'm not so sure about that muttered Trunks. What do you mean by that? Well it's just... Trunks never got to finish his sentence because in walked Yamcha and a beautiful girl with his arm around her dainty lypo suction waist and her fake tit boobs. Trunks's jaw dropped. Trunks? What are you staring at? Asked Bulma waving her hand in front of his face. Trunks regained his posture. Oh shit, he was gonna havta get Bulma outta there and fast, unless he wanted her to create a scene. He thought. Too late, Bulma saw. She got up. Oh hell thought Trunks. He was gonna get out of there and fast. He would get Bulma as soon as the scene was over.
Apparently Yamcha and the girl hadn't notice Bulma come up behind them. Uh hem she cleared her throat. Yamcha jumped and the girl scowled up at Bulma. Yamcha feared the worst. His soon to be ex-girlfriend caught him red handed once again. Oh so this is what you mean by training. You can't find a spare 5 minutes to spend time with your girl-friend, then spend most of your time with some 2 timing slut! Yelled Bulma. The whole restaurant went dead quiet and stared at the angered heiress to the multi-zillion dollar empire.
B-b-babe! Stuttered Yamcha as he turned to face an angry Bulma. And when Bulma was angry, you know it withing a 20 mile radius. The girl hmph at Bulma. My you aren't worth his time. No wonder he came to me. He told me that you were a psycobitch who need to be slapped and been taken long ago. Well Yammy here's your chance to slap her and say "That's enough of your shit, you stupid fuckin' bitch!" she laughed. Bulma turned red with anger as Yamcha coward in his chair and then he notice that everyone was watching him.
Yamcha got his courage back. He couldn't look bad in front of all of these people. So he let his stupidity of his mind take over. He stood up. You know what I've had enough of your jealous shit, you stupid fuckin' bitch! He raised his hand to slap her when he was knocked into the wall. His throat was grasp by none other than Trunks. He was breathing pretty heavily. He leaned into whisper something in his ear. Don't you ever think about touching my Mom and then calling her a bitch he hissed as he squeezed tighter. Yamcha's eyes grew wider.
N-no way he grasp out. Now I think I'll kill you he said with glee in his voice. The girl screamed. NO! YOU'LL KILL HIM! Good, then maybe in hell he can think of maybe treating women better. No, said the voice of his mom from behind. She touched his shoulder. Trunks let him go. He gave her a puzzled look, but obeyed. We need him for the battle. I don't see how much help he'll be. He's better off dead. No, we need as much help as we can get said Bulma. But, her eyes narrowed , that does not mean that you can ever come around me again. I said before many a time and I'll say it again. We are over. No more us got it?
Yamcha shook his head for he understood. Bulma looked into his eyes and saw sadness. But she hid her emotions. She wouldn't let him see the inner turmoil that he has inflicted upon her. Trunks, let him go. She simply stated. Trunks sneered and dropped him roughly and took a step back. But not without a final word. Don't think this settles the score he whispered in his ear before going to Bulma's side. Let's go. Oh and you can put the repair charges on Capsule Corp. Billing. Then Trunks picked her up and they headed home. ~C.C.~
Vegeta sat on the couch, bored out of his mind and hungry. The Woman and The Brat had run off somewhere without feeding him first. Doesn't she know that I need to eat to train, so I can save her stupid mud ball of a planet?! He thought bitterly to himself and thinking of evil thoughts of what he was gonna do to her when she got home. Well as if Kami heard his wish, the front door opened and in walked Trunks, carrying a very emotionally upset Bulma. Just by the look on her face told you that something really bad had happened.
But being Vegeta and the way he is. You think that stopped him to be considerate of Bulma's feelings other than his own? (T/B: NO!) Vegeta got up from where he was sitting. Woman do you have any idea of what I have been doing while you both were gone? He said harshly. Vegeta...please. Not now. Begged Bulma as she got down from Trunks. NO! YOU WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TO FEED ME!!! BUT NO! I HAVE GONE HUNGRY ALL DAY! DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT ME SAVING THIS WEAK MUD BALL YOU CALL HOME!
Bulma did not know what blew up inside of her. But she pinned it as her being overly stresses with the recent events. SO WHAT!! FOR WHAT REASON?! FOR YOU TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND, KILL ME, AND THEN BLOW IT UP!!! VEGETA I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT! I WENT THROUGH THE WORST SHIT OF MY LIFE. SO IF YOU HAVE ANY OUNCE OF REMORSE FOR ME, YOU WILL KINDLY LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! No he simply said. Trunks just stood there watching them to see what would be the outcome of this battle he was so interested in finding out what the outcome would be.
YOU BASTARD! WHY THE HELL DO I PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT!?she yelled. WOMAN, YOU HAVE NO SAY FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS! YOU WILL BE HERE TO SERVE MY EVERY NEED! WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! He bellowed back. GOD! WHY THE HELL DO I EVEN CARE! I MEAN ALL I AM IS A SLAVE TO YOU! AND I JUST HAD THE WORST BREAK UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BE THE LEAST BIT NICE TO ME ABOUT IT! She cried.
The yelling was getting to Trunks's ears and he was about to put an end of it, But Vegeta got the last word in. What Woman, can't get a good enough mate to love a fowl, ugly, deceitful little bitch like you. No wonder he cheated on you! All you do is bitch, bitch, bitch! I mean I wouldn't think of touching a creature such horrifying as you! He struck home. Tears welled up in Bulma's eyes. But she refused to let them fall. How could you be so cruel? I hope you live the rest of your remainder of your life in agony and pain and when you go to hell I hope I'm there laughing in your fucking face! Because you will die along, unwanted and unloved by anyone and anything!
I rather die like that then have a fucking whore beg to be loved and cared for. Which by the way I think I 'll go and congradulate that weakling for being a man and getting rid of you! In fact I think he should of get a metal for breaking up with the universes biggest bitch! Now Bulma couldn't hold in the tears anymore. She was so hurt and devastated to the core about what Vegeta said to her face. That she ran and fled to her only shelter to heal her injured wounds. Her safe haven called her room.
Bulma: That's it. Well sorry it took so long. I gotta life and a kid to spoil! Trunks: Damn right! Plus I get candy! Bulma: Yep Vegeta: Woman, I wanna a massage! Bulma: O.k. just give me a second, cuz I gotta finish up Trunks's Trunks: Yep, gotta wait your turn. Vegeta: Whatever Brat!
D.C.: Why must you mock me!!! Akira: Cuz I can! D.C.: I hate you Akira! Akira: I get that a lot.
C'ya Bulma P.S. Moment Of Zen! I went to hell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!
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Bulma Recap: Oh No not this shit again. Can't I just take a personal day? Trunks: No, you don't get a personal day until you actually do your job. That day is for people who actually take their job seriously and hey, didn't I kill you? Recap: Trunks, Trunks, Trunks, you don't learn do you? I can't die. Only Bulma can kill me. Trunks: Oh I can fix that. Recap: And even that she can't do shit cuz I signed a contract saying she can't kill me until she finishes this story and if you try to get rid of the story then you'll die as well. So MUHAHAHA!!! Trunks: True, but I can make you a living hell. You didn't sign shit for that! Recap: Oh hell. Trunks:*evil look* Oh I think I can have some fun with you*draws sword* Recap: Mommy
~Later That Day~
Bulma was all giddy. Today was her and Yamcha's 10 year Anniversary this year and he said he was gonna plan something really special this year. Hmm maybe he'll propose tonight? Bulma felt her heart jump. If that's the case then she would haveta defiantly go to the mall. Then she went to go grab her car keys and purse. Wait maybe Trunks could come. I'm sure he's bored here as it is. Bulma went to the kitchen to see Trunks's head jammed in the fridge.
Uh Trunks, what are you doing? She asked. Oh um I'm getting something to eat, why? I thought you were training in the G.R.? No, the idiot says it's his turn. The bastard muttered Trunks under his breath. Oh, well I was wondering if you would go with me to the mall. I need a guys opinion to help me with something I should wear tonight. Trunks knew better. Every time he was conned into shopping he was the one ended up caring all the shopping.
Um I have things to do he said not letting his eyes meet Bulma's. She had a sly look about her. Oh please Trunks! It would mean so much to me! She gave him her best watery, blue, puppy dog eyes, that not even Vegeta himself could refuse. 3 conditions said Trunks caving in. O.k. said Bulma happily that Trunks was willing to come with her to the mall. 1)I ain't caring anything! You carry your own. 2) Your buying me dinner. & 3)You up grade the G.R. Deal said Bulma outstretching her hand for Trunks to shake on it. They shook and 15 minutes, 5 credit cards, and one annoyed Saiyan later. They pulled into the malls parking lot. Where Bulma had her own reserved spot, just for her.
They got out and headed inside. Trunks yet dreaded the long hours he would be stuck in this hellish imprisonment that only girls would love. This so sucks. How do I get suckered into these things? He asked himself. ~3 Hours Later~
Trunks walked around with Bulma as she swung her purse that was full of 5 capsules. Are we almost done yet? Whined Trunks. Trunks, quit yer bitchin', kay! But this is so boring Oh Trunks, you have to appreciate the art of shopping o.k.? No, not o.k! More like this is completely stupid How can you spend unlimited amount of times in one big place. Easy, how can you spend your days in one metal room doing nothing but training. That sound pretty boring to me. Yet I don't force you to watch nor go in there to train with me countered Trunks.
True, Trunks but shopping is way better than train. You have got to admit. No, I rather eat rancid tuna salad or scrap my body with a SOS pad. Uh Trunks, shopping can't be that bad. Trunks gave her a look that clearly stated that he ment every word he said. O.k. I get it, how about that lunch I promised. Trunks lightened up. O.k. then can we leave? He asked. Sure said Bulma happily. O.k.
They went in this Japanese restaurant. They sat down and they ordered. So Trunks do you like it here in the past? Asked Bulma trying to start conversation until the food arrived. It's cool, well sorta. What do you mean? She asked once more. Well it's just that Vegeta is such a jerk sometimes. Well that's understandable. I mean he's like that to everyone. Right but, began Trunks. Don't worry about it. As soon as the treat is over, he'll leave and then he'll be gone forever. Oh I'm not so sure about that muttered Trunks. What do you mean by that? Well it's just... Trunks never got to finish his sentence because in walked Yamcha and a beautiful girl with his arm around her dainty lypo suction waist and her fake tit boobs. Trunks's jaw dropped. Trunks? What are you staring at? Asked Bulma waving her hand in front of his face. Trunks regained his posture. Oh shit, he was gonna havta get Bulma outta there and fast, unless he wanted her to create a scene. He thought. Too late, Bulma saw. She got up. Oh hell thought Trunks. He was gonna get out of there and fast. He would get Bulma as soon as the scene was over.
Apparently Yamcha and the girl hadn't notice Bulma come up behind them. Uh hem she cleared her throat. Yamcha jumped and the girl scowled up at Bulma. Yamcha feared the worst. His soon to be ex-girlfriend caught him red handed once again. Oh so this is what you mean by training. You can't find a spare 5 minutes to spend time with your girl-friend, then spend most of your time with some 2 timing slut! Yelled Bulma. The whole restaurant went dead quiet and stared at the angered heiress to the multi-zillion dollar empire.
B-b-babe! Stuttered Yamcha as he turned to face an angry Bulma. And when Bulma was angry, you know it withing a 20 mile radius. The girl hmph at Bulma. My you aren't worth his time. No wonder he came to me. He told me that you were a psycobitch who need to be slapped and been taken long ago. Well Yammy here's your chance to slap her and say "That's enough of your shit, you stupid fuckin' bitch!" she laughed. Bulma turned red with anger as Yamcha coward in his chair and then he notice that everyone was watching him.
Yamcha got his courage back. He couldn't look bad in front of all of these people. So he let his stupidity of his mind take over. He stood up. You know what I've had enough of your jealous shit, you stupid fuckin' bitch! He raised his hand to slap her when he was knocked into the wall. His throat was grasp by none other than Trunks. He was breathing pretty heavily. He leaned into whisper something in his ear. Don't you ever think about touching my Mom and then calling her a bitch he hissed as he squeezed tighter. Yamcha's eyes grew wider.
N-no way he grasp out. Now I think I'll kill you he said with glee in his voice. The girl screamed. NO! YOU'LL KILL HIM! Good, then maybe in hell he can think of maybe treating women better. No, said the voice of his mom from behind. She touched his shoulder. Trunks let him go. He gave her a puzzled look, but obeyed. We need him for the battle. I don't see how much help he'll be. He's better off dead. No, we need as much help as we can get said Bulma. But, her eyes narrowed , that does not mean that you can ever come around me again. I said before many a time and I'll say it again. We are over. No more us got it?
Yamcha shook his head for he understood. Bulma looked into his eyes and saw sadness. But she hid her emotions. She wouldn't let him see the inner turmoil that he has inflicted upon her. Trunks, let him go. She simply stated. Trunks sneered and dropped him roughly and took a step back. But not without a final word. Don't think this settles the score he whispered in his ear before going to Bulma's side. Let's go. Oh and you can put the repair charges on Capsule Corp. Billing. Then Trunks picked her up and they headed home. ~C.C.~
Vegeta sat on the couch, bored out of his mind and hungry. The Woman and The Brat had run off somewhere without feeding him first. Doesn't she know that I need to eat to train, so I can save her stupid mud ball of a planet?! He thought bitterly to himself and thinking of evil thoughts of what he was gonna do to her when she got home. Well as if Kami heard his wish, the front door opened and in walked Trunks, carrying a very emotionally upset Bulma. Just by the look on her face told you that something really bad had happened.
But being Vegeta and the way he is. You think that stopped him to be considerate of Bulma's feelings other than his own? (T/B: NO!) Vegeta got up from where he was sitting. Woman do you have any idea of what I have been doing while you both were gone? He said harshly. Vegeta...please. Not now. Begged Bulma as she got down from Trunks. NO! YOU WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TO FEED ME!!! BUT NO! I HAVE GONE HUNGRY ALL DAY! DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT ME SAVING THIS WEAK MUD BALL YOU CALL HOME!
Bulma did not know what blew up inside of her. But she pinned it as her being overly stresses with the recent events. SO WHAT!! FOR WHAT REASON?! FOR YOU TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND, KILL ME, AND THEN BLOW IT UP!!! VEGETA I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT! I WENT THROUGH THE WORST SHIT OF MY LIFE. SO IF YOU HAVE ANY OUNCE OF REMORSE FOR ME, YOU WILL KINDLY LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE! No he simply said. Trunks just stood there watching them to see what would be the outcome of this battle he was so interested in finding out what the outcome would be.
YOU BASTARD! WHY THE HELL DO I PUT UP WITH YOUR SHIT!?she yelled. WOMAN, YOU HAVE NO SAY FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS! YOU WILL BE HERE TO SERVE MY EVERY NEED! WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! He bellowed back. GOD! WHY THE HELL DO I EVEN CARE! I MEAN ALL I AM IS A SLAVE TO YOU! AND I JUST HAD THE WORST BREAK UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND AND YOU CAN'T EVEN BE THE LEAST BIT NICE TO ME ABOUT IT! She cried.
The yelling was getting to Trunks's ears and he was about to put an end of it, But Vegeta got the last word in. What Woman, can't get a good enough mate to love a fowl, ugly, deceitful little bitch like you. No wonder he cheated on you! All you do is bitch, bitch, bitch! I mean I wouldn't think of touching a creature such horrifying as you! He struck home. Tears welled up in Bulma's eyes. But she refused to let them fall. How could you be so cruel? I hope you live the rest of your remainder of your life in agony and pain and when you go to hell I hope I'm there laughing in your fucking face! Because you will die along, unwanted and unloved by anyone and anything!
I rather die like that then have a fucking whore beg to be loved and cared for. Which by the way I think I 'll go and congradulate that weakling for being a man and getting rid of you! In fact I think he should of get a metal for breaking up with the universes biggest bitch! Now Bulma couldn't hold in the tears anymore. She was so hurt and devastated to the core about what Vegeta said to her face. That she ran and fled to her only shelter to heal her injured wounds. Her safe haven called her room.
Bulma: That's it. Well sorry it took so long. I gotta life and a kid to spoil! Trunks: Damn right! Plus I get candy! Bulma: Yep Vegeta: Woman, I wanna a massage! Bulma: O.k. just give me a second, cuz I gotta finish up Trunks's Trunks: Yep, gotta wait your turn. Vegeta: Whatever Brat!
D.C.: Why must you mock me!!! Akira: Cuz I can! D.C.: I hate you Akira! Akira: I get that a lot.
C'ya Bulma P.S. Moment Of Zen! I went to hell and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!