Before I start, if you notice, I've changed my pen name. Just want to let
the obvious-impaired know that. :P
Chapter 16: DDR Once Again
Heero: You kicked me off the team for HIM?!
Camille: I'm okay with Gato, but you used HIM and expected to win?
Amuro: Don't look at me, I didn't organize the team.
Heero: That's it.
He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a gun and shoots Mark. Almost as an afterthought he shoots Kou. Everyone is stunned.
Gato: Well, that certainly solved things.
Grand Will of the Universe (aka I"z-chan): This just will not do! Reset time!
Kou and Mark get back up as if nothing happened.
Heero: (angrily) The hell!
Domon: They're like roaches!
Kou: I'm alive.
Heero: Not for long you're not.
He pulls a rocket launcher and blows their heads off.
I"z-chan: Man, I'm busy tonight!
They get up again. At this point, Heero is getting very frustrated.
Mark: Why does this keep happening?
Heero: (calming down suddenly) Would you mind following me?
Kou: . . . Sure.
Heero stops to whisper something to Domon, who nods. Then the three of them leave. Later, on top of a cliff . . .
Mark: Wow, he's gonna' set us up with some girls. Which is even better 'cause we're on Makeout Point.
Kou: Yeah, but he has been gone an awful long time . . .
On a farther away cliff . . .
Heero: Learn how to stay dead!
He fires the Redeemer at the hill, causing a massive explosion. Satisfied, he returns to the pub.
Char: . . . Hmm, they haven't come back this time. What'd you do?
In the distance, there's a forlorn shout of "NO~!" Heero smiles.
Amuro: How come you killed those two so efficiently but you couldn't off one girl?
Heero: . . . They're called boobs, Ray.
Char: So, you finally killed those two?
Heero: Well, after I nuked them, I doused them in holy water, put them in iron maidens, shot them with silver bullets, put stakes through their hearts, and had the coffins sealed by Shinto priests and priestesses from at least 10 different anime.
Amuro: That ought to do it.
Kou and Mark walk in the door, none the worse for wear.
Kou: What a weird dream.
Heero: Sonufa . . . !
He reaches into Heero-space to pull out some implement of messy death, but Char stops him.
Char: Don't, you'll just get the bar messy.
Amuro: Says the guy with the Bug.
Char: (hiding the remote) That's a horrible thing to say.
Seabrook: You DO realize that that thing has Child Bugs, right?
Char: What?
Seabrook: Lemme' see that remote. (He takes it.) Yeah, let's see . . . bring it in here . . .
The Bug flies in and hovers peacefully in the air.
Amuro: Peacefully? Are you sure about that one, Lord Zero?
Zero: Shut up and get on with the story.
Seabrook: Right, now press this and . . .
It releases three Child Bugs, smaller circle-killy-things about 2 feet in diameter.
Char: Sweet! Now, if only I had the right number of targets...
He looks over and sees Kou, Mark, Nina and Cynthia.
Char: Somebody up there likes me. (He walks off grinning evilly)
Camille: Any ideas how we can beat the girls again? They're really starting to gather strength, thanks to that whole Shuffle Alliance thing.
Gato: We can't beat them at MF-style combat, and I can't find Duo to make him switch the pods back to MS controls.
Heero: He's at the beach doing research.
Gato: The beach is research?!
Heero: Dead or Alive?
Gato: Oh yeah . . .
Domon: We need to figure out the best way to get them more than once. All these little plans stop working after a while.
Char re-enters, his outfit covered in blood.
Char: We kicked their butts at dancing . . .
Domon: But they're bound to lock that option out.
Scirocco: I have a connection at the game distributor. Shall we . . .
Time lapse. The entire girl squadron prepares to enter the bar's game section.
Sayla: Time to kick some masculine butt!
As they approach, upbeat music can be heard. Then they enter and see . . .
Rain: Where are the machines?!
Christina: They've been replaced with . . .
All the girls simultaneously shout their boyfriends' names angrily, which I will not reprint to save space. All the guys walk up.
Char: Yes?
Haman: What did you do?!
Scirocco: Oh, those old machines were getting boring, so we had them switched out for DDR machines. We've got every Mix ever, from 1st to 5th Solo and MAX2!
Relena: Then where are the other game pods?
Scirocco: (pulls out an invoice) Stonecrest Mall, Georiga.
The girls facefault.
Scirocco: Well, back to the game. (sings) Everybody dance with me!
Guys: (singing) Let the music move your feet . . . everybody dace with me, dance with me, let the music move your feet for me . . .
Camille: A capella DDR! Whoo!
All of the guys walked off in unison. The girls stared at the DDR machines wondering how to beat the guys.
Sayla: Damn . . . these machines are going to be the death of us.
Haman: We can't beat them just be standing here.
Haman jumps onto a machine, throws a few quarters in and begins playing. 2 seconds later, "Danger" appears.
Haman: Piece of shit machine!
Allenby: Girls . . . I have the answer to all of our problems . . .
Meanwhile, a mysterious man from a Gundam series spies on the girls' new weapon . . .
The guys prepare to get into one of the machines while whistling random DDR songs.
Camille: I can't believe they actually think they can beat us at our own game.
Amuro: It's like career suicide.
The guys get in while the girls get into theirs with a smirk on their faces.
Healing Vision begin playing. The guys easily rack up points, but then notice something's terribly wrong and that the girls are beating them.
Heero: It's a G-G-G-
Char: A Gundam?
Heero: A . . . a . . .
Seabook: Speak man!
Heero: IT'S A GAMESHARK!
Guys: A Gameshark?!
Scirroco: That's cheating! Hey, look, they've got Turbo Controllers! They're not even using the dance pads!
Domon: Who the hell did they get to convert arcade machines into PS2s?!
Elsewhere, Duo is sitting on the beach with lipstick covered kisses all over his face, each kiss having a different shade that each the girls wear.
The girls laugh in unison.
Mysterious Man: I've had enough of this! (He jumps onto a guys' machine)
Amuro: Ramba Ral?!
Rain: What the hell?
Ramba: That gameshark only has set codes, therefore, easy for my DDR machine to predict!
Ramba begins dancing up a storm, beating everyone.
Ramba: This is no Macarena, boy! No Macarena!
Amuro: Go Ramba!
Mysterious Woman: Not if I can help it! (Gets onto a girls' machine) Ramba: Hamon?!
Hamon reveals her machine is a Dance Dance Revolution 7th Mix. She and Ramba begin dancing like there's no tomorrow . . .
Garrod Ran and Paptimus Scirroco's machines begin to release smoke.
Ramaba: Damn. Retreat! Garrod and Scirroco, GET BACK!
Ramba gets off of his machine in defeat looking at Hamon:
Ramba: Just remember! It was the machine that did it and nothing else! DO YOU HEAR ME HAMON??!
Hamon: Shut up, you're just a sore loser . . .
To Be Continued . . .
Chapter 16: DDR Once Again
Heero: You kicked me off the team for HIM?!
Camille: I'm okay with Gato, but you used HIM and expected to win?
Amuro: Don't look at me, I didn't organize the team.
Heero: That's it.
He reaches into his pocket, pulls out a gun and shoots Mark. Almost as an afterthought he shoots Kou. Everyone is stunned.
Gato: Well, that certainly solved things.
Grand Will of the Universe (aka I"z-chan): This just will not do! Reset time!
Kou and Mark get back up as if nothing happened.
Heero: (angrily) The hell!
Domon: They're like roaches!
Kou: I'm alive.
Heero: Not for long you're not.
He pulls a rocket launcher and blows their heads off.
I"z-chan: Man, I'm busy tonight!
They get up again. At this point, Heero is getting very frustrated.
Mark: Why does this keep happening?
Heero: (calming down suddenly) Would you mind following me?
Kou: . . . Sure.
Heero stops to whisper something to Domon, who nods. Then the three of them leave. Later, on top of a cliff . . .
Mark: Wow, he's gonna' set us up with some girls. Which is even better 'cause we're on Makeout Point.
Kou: Yeah, but he has been gone an awful long time . . .
On a farther away cliff . . .
Heero: Learn how to stay dead!
He fires the Redeemer at the hill, causing a massive explosion. Satisfied, he returns to the pub.
Char: . . . Hmm, they haven't come back this time. What'd you do?
In the distance, there's a forlorn shout of "NO~!" Heero smiles.
Amuro: How come you killed those two so efficiently but you couldn't off one girl?
Heero: . . . They're called boobs, Ray.
Char: So, you finally killed those two?
Heero: Well, after I nuked them, I doused them in holy water, put them in iron maidens, shot them with silver bullets, put stakes through their hearts, and had the coffins sealed by Shinto priests and priestesses from at least 10 different anime.
Amuro: That ought to do it.
Kou and Mark walk in the door, none the worse for wear.
Kou: What a weird dream.
Heero: Sonufa . . . !
He reaches into Heero-space to pull out some implement of messy death, but Char stops him.
Char: Don't, you'll just get the bar messy.
Amuro: Says the guy with the Bug.
Char: (hiding the remote) That's a horrible thing to say.
Seabrook: You DO realize that that thing has Child Bugs, right?
Char: What?
Seabrook: Lemme' see that remote. (He takes it.) Yeah, let's see . . . bring it in here . . .
The Bug flies in and hovers peacefully in the air.
Amuro: Peacefully? Are you sure about that one, Lord Zero?
Zero: Shut up and get on with the story.
Seabrook: Right, now press this and . . .
It releases three Child Bugs, smaller circle-killy-things about 2 feet in diameter.
Char: Sweet! Now, if only I had the right number of targets...
He looks over and sees Kou, Mark, Nina and Cynthia.
Char: Somebody up there likes me. (He walks off grinning evilly)
Camille: Any ideas how we can beat the girls again? They're really starting to gather strength, thanks to that whole Shuffle Alliance thing.
Gato: We can't beat them at MF-style combat, and I can't find Duo to make him switch the pods back to MS controls.
Heero: He's at the beach doing research.
Gato: The beach is research?!
Heero: Dead or Alive?
Gato: Oh yeah . . .
Domon: We need to figure out the best way to get them more than once. All these little plans stop working after a while.
Char re-enters, his outfit covered in blood.
Char: We kicked their butts at dancing . . .
Domon: But they're bound to lock that option out.
Scirocco: I have a connection at the game distributor. Shall we . . .
Time lapse. The entire girl squadron prepares to enter the bar's game section.
Sayla: Time to kick some masculine butt!
As they approach, upbeat music can be heard. Then they enter and see . . .
Rain: Where are the machines?!
Christina: They've been replaced with . . .
All the girls simultaneously shout their boyfriends' names angrily, which I will not reprint to save space. All the guys walk up.
Char: Yes?
Haman: What did you do?!
Scirocco: Oh, those old machines were getting boring, so we had them switched out for DDR machines. We've got every Mix ever, from 1st to 5th Solo and MAX2!
Relena: Then where are the other game pods?
Scirocco: (pulls out an invoice) Stonecrest Mall, Georiga.
The girls facefault.
Scirocco: Well, back to the game. (sings) Everybody dance with me!
Guys: (singing) Let the music move your feet . . . everybody dace with me, dance with me, let the music move your feet for me . . .
Camille: A capella DDR! Whoo!
All of the guys walked off in unison. The girls stared at the DDR machines wondering how to beat the guys.
Sayla: Damn . . . these machines are going to be the death of us.
Haman: We can't beat them just be standing here.
Haman jumps onto a machine, throws a few quarters in and begins playing. 2 seconds later, "Danger" appears.
Haman: Piece of shit machine!
Allenby: Girls . . . I have the answer to all of our problems . . .
Meanwhile, a mysterious man from a Gundam series spies on the girls' new weapon . . .
The guys prepare to get into one of the machines while whistling random DDR songs.
Camille: I can't believe they actually think they can beat us at our own game.
Amuro: It's like career suicide.
The guys get in while the girls get into theirs with a smirk on their faces.
Healing Vision begin playing. The guys easily rack up points, but then notice something's terribly wrong and that the girls are beating them.
Heero: It's a G-G-G-
Char: A Gundam?
Heero: A . . . a . . .
Seabook: Speak man!
Heero: IT'S A GAMESHARK!
Guys: A Gameshark?!
Scirroco: That's cheating! Hey, look, they've got Turbo Controllers! They're not even using the dance pads!
Domon: Who the hell did they get to convert arcade machines into PS2s?!
Elsewhere, Duo is sitting on the beach with lipstick covered kisses all over his face, each kiss having a different shade that each the girls wear.
The girls laugh in unison.
Mysterious Man: I've had enough of this! (He jumps onto a guys' machine)
Amuro: Ramba Ral?!
Rain: What the hell?
Ramba: That gameshark only has set codes, therefore, easy for my DDR machine to predict!
Ramba begins dancing up a storm, beating everyone.
Ramba: This is no Macarena, boy! No Macarena!
Amuro: Go Ramba!
Mysterious Woman: Not if I can help it! (Gets onto a girls' machine) Ramba: Hamon?!
Hamon reveals her machine is a Dance Dance Revolution 7th Mix. She and Ramba begin dancing like there's no tomorrow . . .
Garrod Ran and Paptimus Scirroco's machines begin to release smoke.
Ramaba: Damn. Retreat! Garrod and Scirroco, GET BACK!
Ramba gets off of his machine in defeat looking at Hamon:
Ramba: Just remember! It was the machine that did it and nothing else! DO YOU HEAR ME HAMON??!
Hamon: Shut up, you're just a sore loser . . .
To Be Continued . . .