Disclaimer: hi! Welcome...were glad you decided to join us.
Vegeta: we are?
Disclaimer: yes, we are...this fanfic is about Goku, Vegeta, Goten, Gohan, and Trunks going to Hogwarts! Doesn't that sound cool?
Vegeta: Hogwarts?
Disclaimer: remember? we watched HP2 last night.
Vegeta: oh...yeah...WAIT! NO WAY!
Disclaimer: why not? I'm sure Vegeta fans will love to see you in robes. It would be ever so cute.
Vegeta: no, it wouldn't.
Disclaimer: readers, just to let you know, I'm a girl.
Vegeta: gee, I couldn't tell, I thought you were just a gay fag the whole time.
Disclaimer: (eye twitching) I hope that was just sarcasm.
Vegeta: it was.
Disclaimer: ok, good...well this fanfic is based on the 4th book! (without Harry,Ron, or Hermione) sorry HP fans, but we will have the teacher! oh, I bet your wondering which house are they gonna be in...well, Goku, Gohan, and Goten are going to be in Gryffindor! well, actually, they all are! (I am a Slytherin! I went to the official site)
Vegeta: bitch.
Disclaimer: what? at least your not what I am...or is it just the fact your in here?
Vegeta:...
Disclaimer: ok then, since Vegeta decided he doesn't want to talk to me, let's start!
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Gohan sighed in relief as he sat down on a sofa next to the fireplace in Gryffindor tower, another year. Another year of hard
work, getting to classes on time, and most importantly. Making sure Vegeta doesn't do anything stupid. like the first year he
decided to curse every quidditch players broom to crash when they got on them, or the time he placed a curse on all the
girls making them turn into ferrets. or the time he sent a rampaging Hippogriff loose in the great hall. You think Dumbledore
would expell him, but he didn't. He said, the jokes didn't harm anyone, which was a great disapointment to Vegeta. Goten
and Trunks sat on the other sofa and opened their books to study. Goku was trying to get Vegeta to spill what his next prank
was, which wasn't working, every now and then you hear Vegeta punch Goku, hoping he would get the idea that he did not
wanted to be disturb.
"Kakkorot! I'm warning you!" Vegeta said, giving him a death glare of a death glares.
"c'mon Vegeta! I won't tell anyone!" Goku said jumping up and down like a crazed ferret.
"Furniculiss!" Vegeta said, wand pointed at what was now a pile of robes, and in the middle was a black ferret,
now satisfied Vegeta sat back down and continued his plans.
But the ferret had a different plan, he jumped on Vegeta's head and started to sleep, Vegeta took off Goku and
threw him across the room. Goku ran back and snatched his parchment in his mouth and ran for it as fast as his little ferret
feet could carry him. Which wasn't far, considering Vegeta was chasing after the little thing at Super saiyan. Vegeta caugt him
and took the parchment away from him. A couple of first year girls were pointing and talking about how Vegeta was abusing
a ferret, which they didn't know was Goku. Vegeta placed the ferret in a trunk and closed it. One of the first years ran out of
the Gryffindor house, off to tell Mcgonagall.
"Vegeta, you could be nice to Goku...he just wanted to know what you were up to." Goten said, looking at him,
book placed on his lap.
"it's none of his damn buisness what I do!" Vegeta said as he tried to straigten the bent parchement.
Mcgonagall strodes in, the first year following her, she stops 2 feet from Vegeta her face full of anger. "Vegeta! is it
true you turned Goku into a ferret?"
"yeah...and?" Vegeta said proudly, he didn't care if he got detention. Which the teachers had given up on giving him
any.
"where is he?" she asked, looking around.
"in the trunk." Vegeta replied.
she opened the trunk to see a black ferret, it looked at her and jumped out, and she turned it back to his
human...saiyan form.
"Vegeta, please no trouble this year." she said.
"yeah, whatever."
She leaves the room, in silence the first year stood there mad, she didn't punish him. Trunks smiles and looks at
her. "the teachers don't punish Vegeta, it doesn't do anything."
She stormed up to the Girls dormatory, Vegeta sighed,his fun was over...for now.
"hey, Vegeta...I was wondering, what are you gonna do for your halloween prank?" Gohan asked.
"like I would tell you." he said, he gathered his stuff and went to his potions. After classes Vegeta had some more
fun, when he set loose cornish pixies in the girls bathroom, and a sniffler in the first years dorm. At dinner he decided to set
more cornish pixies loose, and he told peeves that Goku called him a idiot. As the result he attacked the great hall, and
everyone came out covered in food. Except Vegeta, who wasn't there.
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Disclaimer: there! done! well the first chapter anyway.
Vegeta: it sucked!
Disclaimer: whatever...(on knees) PLEASE REVIEW!
Vegeta: we are?
Disclaimer: yes, we are...this fanfic is about Goku, Vegeta, Goten, Gohan, and Trunks going to Hogwarts! Doesn't that sound cool?
Vegeta: Hogwarts?
Disclaimer: remember? we watched HP2 last night.
Vegeta: oh...yeah...WAIT! NO WAY!
Disclaimer: why not? I'm sure Vegeta fans will love to see you in robes. It would be ever so cute.
Vegeta: no, it wouldn't.
Disclaimer: readers, just to let you know, I'm a girl.
Vegeta: gee, I couldn't tell, I thought you were just a gay fag the whole time.
Disclaimer: (eye twitching) I hope that was just sarcasm.
Vegeta: it was.
Disclaimer: ok, good...well this fanfic is based on the 4th book! (without Harry,Ron, or Hermione) sorry HP fans, but we will have the teacher! oh, I bet your wondering which house are they gonna be in...well, Goku, Gohan, and Goten are going to be in Gryffindor! well, actually, they all are! (I am a Slytherin! I went to the official site)
Vegeta: bitch.
Disclaimer: what? at least your not what I am...or is it just the fact your in here?
Vegeta:...
Disclaimer: ok then, since Vegeta decided he doesn't want to talk to me, let's start!
=================================================================================================================================
Gohan sighed in relief as he sat down on a sofa next to the fireplace in Gryffindor tower, another year. Another year of hard
work, getting to classes on time, and most importantly. Making sure Vegeta doesn't do anything stupid. like the first year he
decided to curse every quidditch players broom to crash when they got on them, or the time he placed a curse on all the
girls making them turn into ferrets. or the time he sent a rampaging Hippogriff loose in the great hall. You think Dumbledore
would expell him, but he didn't. He said, the jokes didn't harm anyone, which was a great disapointment to Vegeta. Goten
and Trunks sat on the other sofa and opened their books to study. Goku was trying to get Vegeta to spill what his next prank
was, which wasn't working, every now and then you hear Vegeta punch Goku, hoping he would get the idea that he did not
wanted to be disturb.
"Kakkorot! I'm warning you!" Vegeta said, giving him a death glare of a death glares.
"c'mon Vegeta! I won't tell anyone!" Goku said jumping up and down like a crazed ferret.
"Furniculiss!" Vegeta said, wand pointed at what was now a pile of robes, and in the middle was a black ferret,
now satisfied Vegeta sat back down and continued his plans.
But the ferret had a different plan, he jumped on Vegeta's head and started to sleep, Vegeta took off Goku and
threw him across the room. Goku ran back and snatched his parchment in his mouth and ran for it as fast as his little ferret
feet could carry him. Which wasn't far, considering Vegeta was chasing after the little thing at Super saiyan. Vegeta caugt him
and took the parchment away from him. A couple of first year girls were pointing and talking about how Vegeta was abusing
a ferret, which they didn't know was Goku. Vegeta placed the ferret in a trunk and closed it. One of the first years ran out of
the Gryffindor house, off to tell Mcgonagall.
"Vegeta, you could be nice to Goku...he just wanted to know what you were up to." Goten said, looking at him,
book placed on his lap.
"it's none of his damn buisness what I do!" Vegeta said as he tried to straigten the bent parchement.
Mcgonagall strodes in, the first year following her, she stops 2 feet from Vegeta her face full of anger. "Vegeta! is it
true you turned Goku into a ferret?"
"yeah...and?" Vegeta said proudly, he didn't care if he got detention. Which the teachers had given up on giving him
any.
"where is he?" she asked, looking around.
"in the trunk." Vegeta replied.
she opened the trunk to see a black ferret, it looked at her and jumped out, and she turned it back to his
human...saiyan form.
"Vegeta, please no trouble this year." she said.
"yeah, whatever."
She leaves the room, in silence the first year stood there mad, she didn't punish him. Trunks smiles and looks at
her. "the teachers don't punish Vegeta, it doesn't do anything."
She stormed up to the Girls dormatory, Vegeta sighed,his fun was over...for now.
"hey, Vegeta...I was wondering, what are you gonna do for your halloween prank?" Gohan asked.
"like I would tell you." he said, he gathered his stuff and went to his potions. After classes Vegeta had some more
fun, when he set loose cornish pixies in the girls bathroom, and a sniffler in the first years dorm. At dinner he decided to set
more cornish pixies loose, and he told peeves that Goku called him a idiot. As the result he attacked the great hall, and
everyone came out covered in food. Except Vegeta, who wasn't there.
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Disclaimer: there! done! well the first chapter anyway.
Vegeta: it sucked!
Disclaimer: whatever...(on knees) PLEASE REVIEW!