Disclaimer: I never have, and never will, own Zelda. Although I wish I did.
Here's some back-story: Link has just crushed Ganon. And he has a bad habit of tuning out really long dialogue. And Zelda has a habit of causing really long dialogue. End back-story. [Thoughts are in brackets]
**Zelda and Link are floating in the middle of somewhere, Link returns the Ocarina. Harps and ocarina music fill the air with a peaceful sound.**
Link: [I am so good]
Zelda: I will now play the Song of Time, and with it blah blah blah blah blah blah
Link: [I beat Ganon. No. I killed Ganon. No. I made him kneel at my feet]
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Link: [I have got to be the best -looking guy around]
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah. But Link, before you must leave, please return to the castle with me. I need to see you privately.
Link: O.O Umm.What?
Zelda: We must return to Hyrule Castle to discuss a few matters of great importance.
Link: O.o ...Why? **pictures a very naked Zelda "discussing" things with him** **grins evilly**
**peaceful music stops and is replaced by love songs**
Link: What the-
Zelda: LINK! STOP PICTURING ME NAKED!! AND STOP THAT DAMN MUSIC!!
**peaceful music resumes**
Link: [Damn psychic girl]
Zelda: I HEARD THAT! You're gonna get it now pretty boy!
Link: O.o **Starts picturing-**
Zelda: NOT LIKE THAT YOU MORON!!! Now lets go.
Link: But why?
Zelda: BECAUSE I SAID SO YOU BRAIN-DEAD IDIOT!! WHY do you ALWAYS question absolutely EVERY FREAKING THING ever asked of you. It's no wonder Navi said she was gonna run away after you returned to the past!!!
Link: **eyes get big and wet** She was gonna WHAT??? **chokes back sobs**
Navi: yeahthatsrightlinkimgonnarunafteryoubecomeakidagainimsickofyourmoronic-
Link: Coffee
Zelda: What?
Link: Coffee. Navi's had tooooo much coffee.
**in background: andeverytimeyouseeanenemyihavetotellyouwhatitisbecauseyouresoooo dumbanddontknowanythingand-**
Zelda: Where did Navi-.Never mind. I am now transporting us blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..
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So what did y'all think?
Link: You suck. And don't look nearly as good as me.
hikaze: shut up. I can make you.
Link: No you- O.O
I know it's a bit short but please R&R! This is my first attempt at this. It'll get better. I promise.
Here's some back-story: Link has just crushed Ganon. And he has a bad habit of tuning out really long dialogue. And Zelda has a habit of causing really long dialogue. End back-story. [Thoughts are in brackets]
**Zelda and Link are floating in the middle of somewhere, Link returns the Ocarina. Harps and ocarina music fill the air with a peaceful sound.**
Link: [I am so good]
Zelda: I will now play the Song of Time, and with it blah blah blah blah blah blah
Link: [I beat Ganon. No. I killed Ganon. No. I made him kneel at my feet]
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Link: [I have got to be the best -looking guy around]
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah. But Link, before you must leave, please return to the castle with me. I need to see you privately.
Link: O.O Umm.What?
Zelda: We must return to Hyrule Castle to discuss a few matters of great importance.
Link: O.o ...Why? **pictures a very naked Zelda "discussing" things with him** **grins evilly**
**peaceful music stops and is replaced by love songs**
Link: What the-
Zelda: LINK! STOP PICTURING ME NAKED!! AND STOP THAT DAMN MUSIC!!
**peaceful music resumes**
Link: [Damn psychic girl]
Zelda: I HEARD THAT! You're gonna get it now pretty boy!
Link: O.o **Starts picturing-**
Zelda: NOT LIKE THAT YOU MORON!!! Now lets go.
Link: But why?
Zelda: BECAUSE I SAID SO YOU BRAIN-DEAD IDIOT!! WHY do you ALWAYS question absolutely EVERY FREAKING THING ever asked of you. It's no wonder Navi said she was gonna run away after you returned to the past!!!
Link: **eyes get big and wet** She was gonna WHAT??? **chokes back sobs**
Navi: yeahthatsrightlinkimgonnarunafteryoubecomeakidagainimsickofyourmoronic-
Link: Coffee
Zelda: What?
Link: Coffee. Navi's had tooooo much coffee.
**in background: andeverytimeyouseeanenemyihavetotellyouwhatitisbecauseyouresoooo dumbanddontknowanythingand-**
Zelda: Where did Navi-.Never mind. I am now transporting us blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..
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So what did y'all think?
Link: You suck. And don't look nearly as good as me.
hikaze: shut up. I can make you.
Link: No you- O.O
I know it's a bit short but please R&R! This is my first attempt at this. It'll get better. I promise.