Disclaimer: Zelda isn't mine. It doesn't even pretend to be mine. It never
will, either.
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Author's note: I speak Spanish. Used a translator for the others. Translations at bottom. (you'll see)
Zelda and Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Link: [wait! I'm to cool to scream!] **begins crying** WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Zelda and Ganondorf: o.o
Zelda: Umm...Link?
Link: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I THOUGHT I WON!!
Ganondorf: O.o
Link: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! I'm gonna make you PAY, ugly loser face jerk wad. **sniffs** why do you have to make me look so bad. **sobs**
Zelda: **to ganondorf** Sorry. His bipolar disorder acts up when he gets excited sometimes. LINK! Snap out of it!
Link: OK. Ganondorf, **points finger accusingly** Why are YOU out of your prison??
Ganondorf: **smiles evilly** BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT THE ALL POWERFUL GANONDORF!!! NOW ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE MY WILL!!! MY REVENGE WILL BE EXACTED AND EVIL WILL BE BROUGHT BACK TO THIS LAND!!!!!!!!
Link: O come on, man. That was SO lame. I mean, that was the most unoriginal evil rant I've ever heard. And I've heard quite a few. Mostly from you. But still...
Ganondorf: NOW YOU WILL REGRET YOUR EVER TRYING TO STOP THE GREAT GANONDORF. I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL FEAR LIKE NEVER BEFORE. **his voice starts to echo** YOU-YOU-you-you WILL-WILL-will-will FEEL-FEEL-feel-feel FEAR- FEAR-fear-fear... Hey! What the- **turns around and whacks a machine** Much better. NOW YOU WILL PAY LINK!! YOU WILL PAY DEARLY!! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY LIKE AN IRS AGENT ON SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T PAY HIS TAXES THIS YEAR!!!!! YOU WILL PAY LIKE-
Link: OK, OK! Chill dude! **a freezing wind whips around Ganondorf until he turns blue** Hey! We're in Literal-Land! **Turns to Zelda** FREEZE!! **nothing happens** Awww... stupid writer ruining my fun. **pouts, then turns to a recovering Ganondorf** You dork! Using the Evil-Voice-O-Matic! How lame.
Ganondorf: Jerk. I hate you.
Link: Ooooooo! How EVIL! **smirks**
Ganondorf: You know what? Shut up. I just don't feel like being evil anymore. I became too nice in my Evil Sacred Realm, so it kicked me out.
Zelda: Oh! Poor thing! I'm so sorry! **hugs Ganondorf**
Link: HEY! Leave her alone you jerk! **Gets angry** Estupido idiota. ¡Voy a matarte si no salas!#
Ganondorf: Te odio. ¡Quiero ser un tipo bueno como usted. ^ I only want some friends.
Zelda: O.O I didn't know you two could speak Spanish.
Link: Huh? What're you talking about? I speak Hylian. Like you.
Zelda: What? But...but you just did! I heard it. You and Ganondorf. I'm sure of it.
Ganondorf: Maybe you're tired...
Zelda: **rising hysteria in voice** NO!! I saw the upside down exclamation points!!! THAT WAS SPANISH!!!
Link: o.o You saw the upside down... what?? Vous venez d'a besoin d'un petit sommeil, Zelda. Cela est tout.@
Zelda: **totally hysterical** NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING FRENCH!!! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE????
Ganondorf: Nichts gehend, Zelda weiter. Das Reden von jedem normal hier.&
Zelda: **runs around courtyard hysterically** GERMAN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
**Twilight Zone music starts**
Zelda: WHERE'S THAT MUSIC COMING FROM??? SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!!
Navi: det har rett Zelda, De drar gal og ingenting stanser det nå ikke enang kraften av forfatteren av denne fic slik De dømmer De lider og føler vreden av Navifairy fra helvete %
Zelda: NOT NAVI!!! NOW SHE'S DOING IT!!! AND THAT'S NORWEGIAN!!!! SOMEONE STOP THE INSANITY!!!
**a click sounds in the air and Link and Ganondorf revert to speaking Hylian (aka English and the music stops)**
Link: You're losing it, Muffin. **to Ganondorf** She's losing it, Muffin.
Zelda: AAAAAAA- **stops** huh?
Ganondorf: Huh? Muffin?
Zelda and Ganondorf: **look at each other** He called you Muffin? He called me Muffin! **to link** Don't call us Muffin!
Link: How about waffle-muffin?
Zelda and Ganondorf: NO!!
Link: But I'm hungry. **whines** I want food now!! I mean, I never stopped to rest or eat or sleep once while I was trying to stop Ganondorf.
Zelda: Fine. Let's go eat.
Link: **looks at Ganondorf** Him, too?
Zelda: Sure. Why not. He's nice now. And I bet he's hungry.
Ganondorf: Yeah. Let's eat.
***In Kitchen**
Ganondorf: Do you know how to make filet mingnon, Zelda?
Zelda: Sure, I learned a lot of cooking techniques while I was hiding from you Ganondorf. In fact, I found that if you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Link: [Waffles. I really want waffles. Hot and steamy. Covered in syrup] **drools**
Ganondorf: **listening intently to Zelda** wow. Really? I never knew that!
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .
Link: [I'm sure I left the stove on.] **looks over at stove and sees it on** [Dang! I knew it. But, what about Mr. Fuzzles?] **looks over at stove again, and sees Mr. Fuzzles walking towards it** MR FUZZLES!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! **dives toward the stove**
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah- Link, could you keep it down, I'm talking- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Link: **knocks Mr. Fuzzles away, but lands on stove** EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Link: ow. Owow. Owowowowowowowowowowow. [I really could use some waffles]
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah. And that's how you make a triple layered choco-berry-nilla frosted cheesecake.
Ganondorf: **furiously taking notes** uh-huh. Uh-huh. OK. Got it. Wow, thanks Zelda.
Zelda: Sure.
Link: [Waffles. Must have waffles]
Zelda: Well, I guess I'd better start cooking...
Link: [WafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWaffles]
Zelda: What would you like to eat, Link.
Link: Hmmmm. I'm really not sure. Lemme think about it.
Zelda: How about you ganondorf?
Ganondorf: I'd like some pig. Ham and bacon. I don't know why but I'm craving pig.
Zelda: Coming right up.
**Later**
Zelda: Here's your pig. **hands Ganondorf a plate of waffles**
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY WAFFLES!!!! **snatches plate from Ganondorf**
Ganondorf: Hey! You jerk! Those are mine! I wan't 'em back! **starts to cry**
Zelda: Link! Give it back! NOW!
Link: But...
Zelda: I SAID NOW!!!
Link: O.O **shrinks to the size of a mouse** Yes mommy.
Zelda: That's better.
Link: But he wanted ham and bacon. From a pig.
Zelda: **stares at Link, then Ganondorf, then the waffles, then giggles** oops. Sorry. **takes plate of waffles and chucks them out the window**
Link: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! **jumps after waffles**
Zelda and Ganondorf: O.O
Zelda: we didn't see that.
Ganondorf: OK.
**Zelda leaves and brings back a platter full of waffles for all three of them**
Zelda: Poor Link. I thought he would like these better. Those others were waffles made from pig.
Voice from far below window: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Zelda: Let's eat.
Ganondorf: OK.
**A few minutes later Link arrives through the window**
Link: **pants** Had to... climb... thirty stories... up a vertical wall... I heard the sound of waffles being smothered in syrup. Where are they?
Zelda: **gestures at table** All gone.
Link: : NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! **sits down on the floor and starts sobbing** you're not my friends anymore. I want a divorce.
Ganondorf: **hands Link the last bite of waffle and smiles kindly** Here. Eat it.
Link: **Eyes get big** Really??
Ganondorf: Uh-huh.
Link: **hugs ganondorf** I love you. Will you marry me?
Ganondorf: Yes.
Link: Will you have my child?
Ganondorf: I will.
Link: Just kidding!!
Ganondorf: Hahaha! Good joke! **punches link in the face and eats waffle**
Link: AAAAAAAAAAA!! My face! AAAAAAAAAAA!! My waffle!! AAAAAAAAAAA!! I'm not beautiful anymore!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I just said I wasn't beautiful!!! **sobs**
Ganondorf: I'm sorry link.
Link: Really?
Ganondorf: No.
Link: **sobs**
Zelda: Why can't we all be friends here?
Ganondorf: He was mean to me.
Zelda: NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU ONLY WILL BE ABLE TO SAVE YOURSELVES IF YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION: If train A leaves it's station traveling 40mph, and Train B leaves it's station accelerating up to 60 mph, and they are on the same track, what's the capital of Guam?
Ganondorf: Huh?
Zelda: WRONG!! NOW FEEL MY WRATH!! **runs up and spanks Ganondorf**
Ganondorf: Mmmmmmmmm- I mean- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWmmmmmmmmmm.
Zelda: Did you just..........say mmmmmmm?
Ganondorf: Ohhhh. Yeeeaaahh.
Zelda: WRONG!! LINK!! WHAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER??
Link: Waffles!
Zelda: WRO- did you say "waffles"? CORRECT!! **gives link a kiss**
Link: [I KNEW IT! I'm so hot she can't resist me. I'm so hot, I'm on fire. Oh yeah]
Zelda: Now lets all be friends, because blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Link and Ganondorf: OK! OK! Just shut up!
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah. OK.
**Our heroes run outside into Hyrule field and frolic until the sun sets. Then all three get in a circle to talk**
Zelda: Wow. That was so much fun. I like your piggyback rides Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: **blushes** Thanks.
Zelda: OH! Link! I almost totally forgot! I was gonna ask you something.
Link: **playing pattywaffles (get it?) with ganondorf** oh! That's right. What was it?
Zelda: Turn around! I wanna ask your face, not your side.
Link: **sighs and turns around** OK. What?
Zelda: How is it even remotely possible that you-
Ganondorf: FIRE! FIRE! THE CASTLE'S ON FIRE!
Link: MR. FUZZLES!! MY WAFFLES!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
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#: Stupid Idiot! I'm going to kill you if you don't leave!
^: I hate you! I wanna be a good guy like you. I only want some friends!
@: You just need a little sleep, Zelda. That's all.
&: Nothing's going on, Zelda. Everybody's talking normal here.
%:thatsrightZeldayouregoingcrazyandnothingcanstopitnownoteventhepoweroftheau thorofthisficsoyouaredoomedyoushallsufferandfeelthewrathofNavithefairyfromhe ll!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **Wipes brow** Phew! That was pretty fun! How was it? Please R&R!
Link: It wasn't as pretty as me.
Shut up.
Link: Make me.
OK. **presses button and links teeth disappear**
Link: NOOOOOO!! Ma feef! Ma bootifuh feef!! Ma bootifuh fahce! **sobs**
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Author's note: I speak Spanish. Used a translator for the others. Translations at bottom. (you'll see)
Zelda and Link: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Link: [wait! I'm to cool to scream!] **begins crying** WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Zelda and Ganondorf: o.o
Zelda: Umm...Link?
Link: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I THOUGHT I WON!!
Ganondorf: O.o
Link: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! I'm gonna make you PAY, ugly loser face jerk wad. **sniffs** why do you have to make me look so bad. **sobs**
Zelda: **to ganondorf** Sorry. His bipolar disorder acts up when he gets excited sometimes. LINK! Snap out of it!
Link: OK. Ganondorf, **points finger accusingly** Why are YOU out of your prison??
Ganondorf: **smiles evilly** BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT THE ALL POWERFUL GANONDORF!!! NOW ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE MY WILL!!! MY REVENGE WILL BE EXACTED AND EVIL WILL BE BROUGHT BACK TO THIS LAND!!!!!!!!
Link: O come on, man. That was SO lame. I mean, that was the most unoriginal evil rant I've ever heard. And I've heard quite a few. Mostly from you. But still...
Ganondorf: NOW YOU WILL REGRET YOUR EVER TRYING TO STOP THE GREAT GANONDORF. I WILL MAKE YOU FEEL FEAR LIKE NEVER BEFORE. **his voice starts to echo** YOU-YOU-you-you WILL-WILL-will-will FEEL-FEEL-feel-feel FEAR- FEAR-fear-fear... Hey! What the- **turns around and whacks a machine** Much better. NOW YOU WILL PAY LINK!! YOU WILL PAY DEARLY!! I WILL MAKE YOU PAY LIKE AN IRS AGENT ON SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T PAY HIS TAXES THIS YEAR!!!!! YOU WILL PAY LIKE-
Link: OK, OK! Chill dude! **a freezing wind whips around Ganondorf until he turns blue** Hey! We're in Literal-Land! **Turns to Zelda** FREEZE!! **nothing happens** Awww... stupid writer ruining my fun. **pouts, then turns to a recovering Ganondorf** You dork! Using the Evil-Voice-O-Matic! How lame.
Ganondorf: Jerk. I hate you.
Link: Ooooooo! How EVIL! **smirks**
Ganondorf: You know what? Shut up. I just don't feel like being evil anymore. I became too nice in my Evil Sacred Realm, so it kicked me out.
Zelda: Oh! Poor thing! I'm so sorry! **hugs Ganondorf**
Link: HEY! Leave her alone you jerk! **Gets angry** Estupido idiota. ¡Voy a matarte si no salas!#
Ganondorf: Te odio. ¡Quiero ser un tipo bueno como usted. ^ I only want some friends.
Zelda: O.O I didn't know you two could speak Spanish.
Link: Huh? What're you talking about? I speak Hylian. Like you.
Zelda: What? But...but you just did! I heard it. You and Ganondorf. I'm sure of it.
Ganondorf: Maybe you're tired...
Zelda: **rising hysteria in voice** NO!! I saw the upside down exclamation points!!! THAT WAS SPANISH!!!
Link: o.o You saw the upside down... what?? Vous venez d'a besoin d'un petit sommeil, Zelda. Cela est tout.@
Zelda: **totally hysterical** NOW YOU'RE SPEAKING FRENCH!!! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE????
Ganondorf: Nichts gehend, Zelda weiter. Das Reden von jedem normal hier.&
Zelda: **runs around courtyard hysterically** GERMAN!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
**Twilight Zone music starts**
Zelda: WHERE'S THAT MUSIC COMING FROM??? SOMEONE ANSWER ME!!!
Navi: det har rett Zelda, De drar gal og ingenting stanser det nå ikke enang kraften av forfatteren av denne fic slik De dømmer De lider og føler vreden av Navifairy fra helvete %
Zelda: NOT NAVI!!! NOW SHE'S DOING IT!!! AND THAT'S NORWEGIAN!!!! SOMEONE STOP THE INSANITY!!!
**a click sounds in the air and Link and Ganondorf revert to speaking Hylian (aka English and the music stops)**
Link: You're losing it, Muffin. **to Ganondorf** She's losing it, Muffin.
Zelda: AAAAAAA- **stops** huh?
Ganondorf: Huh? Muffin?
Zelda and Ganondorf: **look at each other** He called you Muffin? He called me Muffin! **to link** Don't call us Muffin!
Link: How about waffle-muffin?
Zelda and Ganondorf: NO!!
Link: But I'm hungry. **whines** I want food now!! I mean, I never stopped to rest or eat or sleep once while I was trying to stop Ganondorf.
Zelda: Fine. Let's go eat.
Link: **looks at Ganondorf** Him, too?
Zelda: Sure. Why not. He's nice now. And I bet he's hungry.
Ganondorf: Yeah. Let's eat.
***In Kitchen**
Ganondorf: Do you know how to make filet mingnon, Zelda?
Zelda: Sure, I learned a lot of cooking techniques while I was hiding from you Ganondorf. In fact, I found that if you blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Link: [Waffles. I really want waffles. Hot and steamy. Covered in syrup] **drools**
Ganondorf: **listening intently to Zelda** wow. Really? I never knew that!
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .
Link: [I'm sure I left the stove on.] **looks over at stove and sees it on** [Dang! I knew it. But, what about Mr. Fuzzles?] **looks over at stove again, and sees Mr. Fuzzles walking towards it** MR FUZZLES!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! **dives toward the stove**
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah- Link, could you keep it down, I'm talking- blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Link: **knocks Mr. Fuzzles away, but lands on stove** EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Link: ow. Owow. Owowowowowowowowowowow. [I really could use some waffles]
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah. And that's how you make a triple layered choco-berry-nilla frosted cheesecake.
Ganondorf: **furiously taking notes** uh-huh. Uh-huh. OK. Got it. Wow, thanks Zelda.
Zelda: Sure.
Link: [Waffles. Must have waffles]
Zelda: Well, I guess I'd better start cooking...
Link: [WafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWafflesWaffles]
Zelda: What would you like to eat, Link.
Link: Hmmmm. I'm really not sure. Lemme think about it.
Zelda: How about you ganondorf?
Ganondorf: I'd like some pig. Ham and bacon. I don't know why but I'm craving pig.
Zelda: Coming right up.
**Later**
Zelda: Here's your pig. **hands Ganondorf a plate of waffles**
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY WAFFLES!!!! **snatches plate from Ganondorf**
Ganondorf: Hey! You jerk! Those are mine! I wan't 'em back! **starts to cry**
Zelda: Link! Give it back! NOW!
Link: But...
Zelda: I SAID NOW!!!
Link: O.O **shrinks to the size of a mouse** Yes mommy.
Zelda: That's better.
Link: But he wanted ham and bacon. From a pig.
Zelda: **stares at Link, then Ganondorf, then the waffles, then giggles** oops. Sorry. **takes plate of waffles and chucks them out the window**
Link: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! **jumps after waffles**
Zelda and Ganondorf: O.O
Zelda: we didn't see that.
Ganondorf: OK.
**Zelda leaves and brings back a platter full of waffles for all three of them**
Zelda: Poor Link. I thought he would like these better. Those others were waffles made from pig.
Voice from far below window: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Zelda: Let's eat.
Ganondorf: OK.
**A few minutes later Link arrives through the window**
Link: **pants** Had to... climb... thirty stories... up a vertical wall... I heard the sound of waffles being smothered in syrup. Where are they?
Zelda: **gestures at table** All gone.
Link: : NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! **sits down on the floor and starts sobbing** you're not my friends anymore. I want a divorce.
Ganondorf: **hands Link the last bite of waffle and smiles kindly** Here. Eat it.
Link: **Eyes get big** Really??
Ganondorf: Uh-huh.
Link: **hugs ganondorf** I love you. Will you marry me?
Ganondorf: Yes.
Link: Will you have my child?
Ganondorf: I will.
Link: Just kidding!!
Ganondorf: Hahaha! Good joke! **punches link in the face and eats waffle**
Link: AAAAAAAAAAA!! My face! AAAAAAAAAAA!! My waffle!! AAAAAAAAAAA!! I'm not beautiful anymore!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I just said I wasn't beautiful!!! **sobs**
Ganondorf: I'm sorry link.
Link: Really?
Ganondorf: No.
Link: **sobs**
Zelda: Why can't we all be friends here?
Ganondorf: He was mean to me.
Zelda: NOT GOOD ENOUGH. YOU ONLY WILL BE ABLE TO SAVE YOURSELVES IF YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION: If train A leaves it's station traveling 40mph, and Train B leaves it's station accelerating up to 60 mph, and they are on the same track, what's the capital of Guam?
Ganondorf: Huh?
Zelda: WRONG!! NOW FEEL MY WRATH!! **runs up and spanks Ganondorf**
Ganondorf: Mmmmmmmmm- I mean- OWOWOWOWOWOWOWmmmmmmmmmm.
Zelda: Did you just..........say mmmmmmm?
Ganondorf: Ohhhh. Yeeeaaahh.
Zelda: WRONG!! LINK!! WHAT IS YOUR FINAL ANSWER??
Link: Waffles!
Zelda: WRO- did you say "waffles"? CORRECT!! **gives link a kiss**
Link: [I KNEW IT! I'm so hot she can't resist me. I'm so hot, I'm on fire. Oh yeah]
Zelda: Now lets all be friends, because blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
Link and Ganondorf: OK! OK! Just shut up!
Zelda: blah blah blah blah blah blah. OK.
**Our heroes run outside into Hyrule field and frolic until the sun sets. Then all three get in a circle to talk**
Zelda: Wow. That was so much fun. I like your piggyback rides Ganondorf.
Ganondorf: **blushes** Thanks.
Zelda: OH! Link! I almost totally forgot! I was gonna ask you something.
Link: **playing pattywaffles (get it?) with ganondorf** oh! That's right. What was it?
Zelda: Turn around! I wanna ask your face, not your side.
Link: **sighs and turns around** OK. What?
Zelda: How is it even remotely possible that you-
Ganondorf: FIRE! FIRE! THE CASTLE'S ON FIRE!
Link: MR. FUZZLES!! MY WAFFLES!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
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#: Stupid Idiot! I'm going to kill you if you don't leave!
^: I hate you! I wanna be a good guy like you. I only want some friends!
@: You just need a little sleep, Zelda. That's all.
&: Nothing's going on, Zelda. Everybody's talking normal here.
%:thatsrightZeldayouregoingcrazyandnothingcanstopitnownoteventhepoweroftheau thorofthisficsoyouaredoomedyoushallsufferandfeelthewrathofNavithefairyfromhe ll!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ **Wipes brow** Phew! That was pretty fun! How was it? Please R&R!
Link: It wasn't as pretty as me.
Shut up.
Link: Make me.
OK. **presses button and links teeth disappear**
Link: NOOOOOO!! Ma feef! Ma bootifuh feef!! Ma bootifuh fahce! **sobs**