Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda. Or link. Or Ganon. Or anyone or thing else
in the game.
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(A/n): I'm tired of typing Ganondorf. I'm just gonna call him ganon from now on.
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Link: THE CASTLE'S BURNING DOWN!!! WHAT DO WE DOOOOOO??? **runs in little circles screaming** NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY WAFFLES!!! MR. FUZZLES!!! I'M TO PRETTY TO DIE!!! NOOOOOOOO!!
Zelda: **slaps link across the face** LINK!! You're not even in the castle! Snap out of it!!
Link: But the castle's on fire! WHAT ABOUT MR. FUZZLES??!?!? AND MY WAFFLES!?!?!? ANSWER ME!!!!
Zelda: We'll find a way to save them!!
Ganon: Ummm...Just kidding.
Link and Zelda: HUH????
Ganon: There's no fire.
Zelda: WHAT!!
Link. No. Fire?
Ganon: Ummm...heh...heh...
Link: NO FIRE???
Ganon: About that...
Link: **very, very angry** YES!!!???
Ganon: meep!
Link: OUT WITH IT YOU MORON!!!!
Ganon: **voice gets tiny** don't hurt me!
Link: THAT'S GONNA BE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS IN A MINUTE!!!!!!
Ganon: I thought the sunset against the castle was a really, really, really big fire...
Zelda: o.o [wow. He's really stupid. The castle's in the east from this position. But you know, he's kinda cute when he's dumb]
Link: YOU STUPID- **has same thought as Zelda** you're- you're kinda cute when you're dumb, ya' know that? **realizes what the author made him say and starts sobbing** **remembers the burning castle** wait... you're facing the castle, not the sun... **gasps and turns toward the castle**
Zelda: **does the same**
Ganon: **also does the same**
All three: **gasp**
Ganon: Just kidding! No fire! Anywhere! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY WORK HAS BEEN COMPLETED! **vanishes in a puff of smoke**
Zelda and Link: O.O .................................?
Zelda: Umm.......Link?
Link: No idea.
Zelda: Was that...a joke...or something?
Link: I think he never turned good. He spent all that time with us just to play that joke on us. He- **eyes widen in horror** HE ATE MY WAFFLES!!! AND NOW HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOUR SECRET RECIPIE CHEESECAKE!!! AND HE ATE MY WAFFLES!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AND I ASKED HIM TO MARRY ME!!! HE'S SO UN- BEAUTIFUL!!! **gasps at the sheer horror of what that means**
Zelda:.........................
Link: **in a small voice** I am flawed.
Zelda: O.O ........!
Link:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ..
Zelda: **knows how to stop link** Link, screaming like that gives you wrinkles.
Link: ...OOOOOOOOOOOO- Really?! **Runs back to the castle for a mirror and returns** Ha! No wrinkles. I am perfect. [and I saw waffles in the kitchen. Oh yeah]
Navi: **breaks out of Link's bottle** whatheheckwasthatimeanganonjusttotallydissapearedaftermakingallofusbelieveth atthecastlewasonfire...
Link: **maces navi**
Navi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Justkiddingicantbelieveyoutriedtomacemeagainlinkhowcouldyoubesomoronicallyst upidimeanyoumustbethebiggestidiotintheentireworldifyouthinkthatyourmacecande feattheFAIRYFROMHELL!!!
Zelda: Shut. Up. I'm SICK of your incessant babble!! **her eyes start glowing and her hair starts whipping around her head**
Navi: Oh no...
Link: Cool! I wish I could do that. But that doesn't look good for your hair. My beautiful bangs could never survive that torment with out a few **shudders** Split Ends.
Zelda: **in an eerie totally powered up voice** NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE FULL WRATH OF MY POWERS STUPID FAIRY!!! DIE!!!!!! **a huge flash of light bursts from Zelda's hands and hits Navi**
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Mypowersaregonetheyhavebeendestroyedandiwillneverbeabletoreturnthemtomebecau setheaouthorofthisficisreallyreallyreallymeanlikethat!!!!!
Link: What's this? **Sees a large pot fall from nowhere, hit the ground, and break**
Navi: NOOOOOOOO!! MYCOFFEE!!!!
Zelda: OK. I'm normal again. Lets go back to the castle.
Navi: **uncontrollable weeping** My coffee is gone. No...caffeine...growing weak...must have caffeine... **falls to ground** ...............................................
Link: NAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! OK. Let's go. [and eat some beautiful waffles. Like me. I'm also beautiful] **pulls out mirror** I am so hot.
Zelda: Freak.
***back in kitchen***
Link: **happily munching on waffles** Fay, Zelfa, wafn't thay a kweftion ya wanted ta ask me.
Zelda: Don't talk with your mouth full you pig.
Ganon: Did someone say pig?
Link and Zelda: Go away!
Ganon: But I like pig. **gets dreamy look in eyes** So hot- I mean- yummy.
Link: ...................!
Zelda: O.o
Ganon: Bye!
Zelda: Umm.............right. Yes there was a question, Link. Strange things keep occurring every time I try to ask you. Kinda like someone is trying to stop me.
**Twilight music starts**
Zelda: NO! NOT THAT MUSIC!! WHERE'S IT COMING FROM???
Link: **hears nothing** What music?
Zelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
** Twilight music stops**
Zelda: That's better. So link.
Link: Yes?
Zelda: How are you able to-
** Twilight music starts**
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Link: Tiene una problema, chica.
Zelda: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SPANISH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
**Twilight music stops**
Zelda: **wipes brow**
** Twilight music starts, then stops right away**
Zelda: AAAAAA- huh?
** Twilight music starts**
Zelda: AAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT IN DIN'S NAME IS GOING ON??? THIS IS INSANE!!!! I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!
Link: **has heard none of the music or Spanish** O.O ..................................[she's finally lost it. She's gone insane. I'm hungry. I wonder if we have any waffles. Hey! Where's my mirror? Shoot! Now I can't look at my beautiful self! I wonder if we have any waffles? I could use a new waffle maker. My old one burns 'em]
Zelda: I HATE YOU!!! YOU LOSER!! You UGLY loser!!
Link: **small voice** loser...........? **sobs**
Zelda: Just kidding!
Link: I love you!
Voice from sky: We have come to visit. Welcome us now.
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OK, I know it's getting repetitious, but it'll get better. Better humor, better umm...everything.
Link: You suck at this. Don't try to rival my immense beauty.
Ummm....I really don't know what to say. You think you're beautiful? **laughs**
Link: HEY!
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(A/n): I'm tired of typing Ganondorf. I'm just gonna call him ganon from now on.
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Link: THE CASTLE'S BURNING DOWN!!! WHAT DO WE DOOOOOO??? **runs in little circles screaming** NOOOOOOOOO!!! MY WAFFLES!!! MR. FUZZLES!!! I'M TO PRETTY TO DIE!!! NOOOOOOOO!!
Zelda: **slaps link across the face** LINK!! You're not even in the castle! Snap out of it!!
Link: But the castle's on fire! WHAT ABOUT MR. FUZZLES??!?!? AND MY WAFFLES!?!?!? ANSWER ME!!!!
Zelda: We'll find a way to save them!!
Ganon: Ummm...Just kidding.
Link and Zelda: HUH????
Ganon: There's no fire.
Zelda: WHAT!!
Link. No. Fire?
Ganon: Ummm...heh...heh...
Link: NO FIRE???
Ganon: About that...
Link: **very, very angry** YES!!!???
Ganon: meep!
Link: OUT WITH IT YOU MORON!!!!
Ganon: **voice gets tiny** don't hurt me!
Link: THAT'S GONNA BE THE LEAST OF YOUR PROBLEMS IN A MINUTE!!!!!!
Ganon: I thought the sunset against the castle was a really, really, really big fire...
Zelda: o.o [wow. He's really stupid. The castle's in the east from this position. But you know, he's kinda cute when he's dumb]
Link: YOU STUPID- **has same thought as Zelda** you're- you're kinda cute when you're dumb, ya' know that? **realizes what the author made him say and starts sobbing** **remembers the burning castle** wait... you're facing the castle, not the sun... **gasps and turns toward the castle**
Zelda: **does the same**
Ganon: **also does the same**
All three: **gasp**
Ganon: Just kidding! No fire! Anywhere! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MY WORK HAS BEEN COMPLETED! **vanishes in a puff of smoke**
Zelda and Link: O.O .................................?
Zelda: Umm.......Link?
Link: No idea.
Zelda: Was that...a joke...or something?
Link: I think he never turned good. He spent all that time with us just to play that joke on us. He- **eyes widen in horror** HE ATE MY WAFFLES!!! AND NOW HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE YOUR SECRET RECIPIE CHEESECAKE!!! AND HE ATE MY WAFFLES!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! AND I ASKED HIM TO MARRY ME!!! HE'S SO UN- BEAUTIFUL!!! **gasps at the sheer horror of what that means**
Zelda:.........................
Link: **in a small voice** I am flawed.
Zelda: O.O ........!
Link:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ..
Zelda: **knows how to stop link** Link, screaming like that gives you wrinkles.
Link: ...OOOOOOOOOOOO- Really?! **Runs back to the castle for a mirror and returns** Ha! No wrinkles. I am perfect. [and I saw waffles in the kitchen. Oh yeah]
Navi: **breaks out of Link's bottle** whatheheckwasthatimeanganonjusttotallydissapearedaftermakingallofusbelieveth atthecastlewasonfire...
Link: **maces navi**
Navi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Justkiddingicantbelieveyoutriedtomacemeagainlinkhowcouldyoubesomoronicallyst upidimeanyoumustbethebiggestidiotintheentireworldifyouthinkthatyourmacecande feattheFAIRYFROMHELL!!!
Zelda: Shut. Up. I'm SICK of your incessant babble!! **her eyes start glowing and her hair starts whipping around her head**
Navi: Oh no...
Link: Cool! I wish I could do that. But that doesn't look good for your hair. My beautiful bangs could never survive that torment with out a few **shudders** Split Ends.
Zelda: **in an eerie totally powered up voice** NOW YOU SHALL FEEL THE FULL WRATH OF MY POWERS STUPID FAIRY!!! DIE!!!!!! **a huge flash of light bursts from Zelda's hands and hits Navi**
Navi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Mypowersaregonetheyhavebeendestroyedandiwillneverbeabletoreturnthemtomebecau setheaouthorofthisficisreallyreallyreallymeanlikethat!!!!!
Link: What's this? **Sees a large pot fall from nowhere, hit the ground, and break**
Navi: NOOOOOOOO!! MYCOFFEE!!!!
Zelda: OK. I'm normal again. Lets go back to the castle.
Navi: **uncontrollable weeping** My coffee is gone. No...caffeine...growing weak...must have caffeine... **falls to ground** ...............................................
Link: NAAAAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! OK. Let's go. [and eat some beautiful waffles. Like me. I'm also beautiful] **pulls out mirror** I am so hot.
Zelda: Freak.
***back in kitchen***
Link: **happily munching on waffles** Fay, Zelfa, wafn't thay a kweftion ya wanted ta ask me.
Zelda: Don't talk with your mouth full you pig.
Ganon: Did someone say pig?
Link and Zelda: Go away!
Ganon: But I like pig. **gets dreamy look in eyes** So hot- I mean- yummy.
Link: ...................!
Zelda: O.o
Ganon: Bye!
Zelda: Umm.............right. Yes there was a question, Link. Strange things keep occurring every time I try to ask you. Kinda like someone is trying to stop me.
**Twilight music starts**
Zelda: NO! NOT THAT MUSIC!! WHERE'S IT COMING FROM???
Link: **hears nothing** What music?
Zelda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
** Twilight music stops**
Zelda: That's better. So link.
Link: Yes?
Zelda: How are you able to-
** Twilight music starts**
Zelda: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!
Link: Tiene una problema, chica.
Zelda: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SPANISH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!!
**Twilight music stops**
Zelda: **wipes brow**
** Twilight music starts, then stops right away**
Zelda: AAAAAA- huh?
** Twilight music starts**
Zelda: AAAAAAAAA!!! WHAT IN DIN'S NAME IS GOING ON??? THIS IS INSANE!!!! I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!
Link: **has heard none of the music or Spanish** O.O ..................................[she's finally lost it. She's gone insane. I'm hungry. I wonder if we have any waffles. Hey! Where's my mirror? Shoot! Now I can't look at my beautiful self! I wonder if we have any waffles? I could use a new waffle maker. My old one burns 'em]
Zelda: I HATE YOU!!! YOU LOSER!! You UGLY loser!!
Link: **small voice** loser...........? **sobs**
Zelda: Just kidding!
Link: I love you!
Voice from sky: We have come to visit. Welcome us now.
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OK, I know it's getting repetitious, but it'll get better. Better humor, better umm...everything.
Link: You suck at this. Don't try to rival my immense beauty.
Ummm....I really don't know what to say. You think you're beautiful? **laughs**
Link: HEY!